Milo wasn’t crying, or even really frowning that much.
But in all the time Arthur had known his sparrow-friend, Milo had never once been without a slight smile and looked generally happy. He didn’t even deviate from that expression when he needed to maintain laser-focus on some kind of smithing task. Arthur knew that something had happened.
“Hey, Milo,” Arthur said in greeting.
“Hi, Arthur. Could I get…” He looked up at the sign with unfocused eyes for a few se...
2024-04-24 17:42:52 +0000 UTC
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Author's Note: 40% longer chapter today. Enjoy!
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It only took a few minutes for Karbo to get everyone down off the cliff, and a few minutes after that for Spiky and Arthur to get the fear-induced wobbles out of their legs and start the long walk back. Since the combat parts of their crew were back in the city, Karbo walked ahead of them, clearing any dangerous wildlife to make sure the path home was safe and secure.
He also took Lily. At first, she resisted that idea, sayi...
2024-04-23 13:20:54 +0000 UTC
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“Don’t worry so much, Arthur,” Mizu said. He had been doing his best to not look concerned, and thought he had been doing a pretty good job until she broke the illusion.
“I’m trying not to. But if they don’t make it through, or if something else goes wrong… it just feels like all of this is my fault.”
“No.” Mizu shook her head. “It’s weather. Not your fault. But if you really feel bad, you could probably reassure her.”
She nodded in the direction of...
2024-04-22 17:10:01 +0000 UTC
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Arthur and Mizu sat up for a while, as did some others. Lily tried valiantly to stay awake, but once again proved not-quite-owl-enough-to-actually-be-nocturnal by nodding off almost immediately after the stories died down. The single people went to bed first, mostly, which left the couples to couple business. In Arthur’s and Mizu’s case, this was mostly sitting silently on a log.
He wondered how Earth-him would have felt about that. Everything about the relationship was beyond molas...
2024-04-21 14:38:33 +0000 UTC
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It was a feast. Everyone brought food from their own homes, and they built a few more fires just to have room for everyone to cook. There were several kinds of bread, sausages, a kind of spiced grits with little pieces of meat in it that someone cooked into a creamy consistency over the fire, and even several desserts.
Arthur had started getting used to the sheer mass of food young demons ate. Their daily calorie count would put small whales to shame. And the energy went to an overall a...
2024-04-20 12:37:23 +0000 UTC
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“That, Lily, is a cliff,” Arthur said.
“I know. I mean on top of it.”
The middle of the mountain was gone. Through some freak occurrence, it was like a gigantic knife had come down and cut a square out of the mountain. From the distance, they were looking at a flat cliff that ended with a table-flat section of the mountain, which then led to another cliff in front.
“It’s…” Ers hesitated. “I honestly don’t know the name for it.”
“Me either, even ...
2024-04-19 14:36:31 +0000 UTC
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Between Milo’s friendliness, Rhodia’s quasi-pushiness, and Onna’s near limitless ability to generate low-grade fear-based authority, several other people signed on to the camping trip experiment. Spiky came, saying that observing other-world customs first hand meant a good chance for knowledge-gain that would push his class forward. In a rare voluntary destealthing, Corbin came out to say he’d go, and that he was bringing a friend along that nobody seemed to know.
Chuck was comi...
2024-04-18 20:17:13 +0000 UTC
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Author's Note: This one's slightly longer than average chapter. Let me know if you guys prefer longer chapters. No promises but if enough people like them, we'll try to squeeze a bit of extra content into each one.
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“Oh, gods,” Ella said, as soon as she saw Lily’s new outfit. “She looks like a little puffy cloud.”
“Stay away from me!” Lily flapped her padded arms as she raced around the kitchen, trying and failing to get out of Ella’s hugging range. “I do...
2024-04-17 20:43:23 +0000 UTC
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In all honesty, Arthur was cheating a bit with the new menu.
With so many permutations, the average customer to the boba shop would probably get confused. Some would still sniff out their favorite drink, and that would be helpful in identifying various combinations he should offer regularly.
But by making such a big menu that would intimidate some people, he could make more recommendations and push his Empathic Host skill forward faster. Of course, that wasn’t enti...
2024-04-17 12:28:35 +0000 UTC
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The next morning, it was shopping time. They needed their own spices, for one, and also to replace what he had taken from Ella. A trip to a tea supplier took another chunk of time, but provided Arthur with several blends of tea that the merchant assured him were popular wintertime choices.
There was also the matter of getting samples of preserved fruit, which ended up being just a matter of making friends with Tandy, the young wolf-demon preserver who ran a surprisingly large undergroun...
2024-04-16 13:33:42 +0000 UTC
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Author's Note: We went on a mini-rewrite earlier this weekend. Will add a couple extra chapters to the Patreon to make up for things soon.
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The hard part about festivals was deciding when to leave. There was still plenty of food and fun to have, and once Arthur and Mizu managed to reclaim their winter-offering designated friends, they ran around with them for the next hour. As the crowd gradually worked to decrease the stocks of wine and spirits, things got rowdier and louder. ...
2024-04-15 18:31:42 +0000 UTC
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Arthur left the painting to dry and went downstairs.
“Any luck?”
“I hope so. I’m not much of a painter, really.”
“I’m sure she’ll still love it.”
“Well, if we even get that far. I’m probably showing up in these, or something like them. Not exactly the right clothes for the occasion.”
“Arthur. Arthur Teamaster.” Ella rolled her eyes ever so slightly. “Of Earth. Could you please do me a favor and list the things you know about me?”
2024-04-13 20:56:41 +0000 UTC
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On the way home, Arthur pulled Lily aside and asked for advice. After the whole surprise with seasons, he wanted to make sure that dates in the Demon World were the same thing as Earth ones.
“For starters, today’s a festival day. Think of it as a big party. You don’t prepare anything at all unless you want to run a stand or a game or something. People eat and drink and get into arguments about who won or lost whatever game. And if you want, there’s the offering games. Those are ...
2024-04-13 12:42:58 +0000 UTC
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Arthur jogged back to the shop, pausing at the door to appreciate his beautiful sign.
In the demon world, signs were usually just simple logos, carved or painted as a one-off for individual stores. A produce market might have a wood representation of a single piece of fruit, while the location of a cutlery store would be indicated by a knife.
Above Arthur’s door was a large piece of dark hardwood with a poorly carved cup of boba on it. The carving was much too small for the plan...
2024-04-12 20:02:33 +0000 UTC
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People liked Arthur’s menu and made do with the options he had, but it hadn’t changed much since his days of running a food cart in the city square. There were a few choices of tea in both pepped and unpepped varieties, some crushed-fruit-and-milk options, and several flavored and unflavored variations on his boba. People mixed and matched what they wanted out of those, and there were just enough possible permutations that he’d been able to skate by up until now.
But that’s ...
2024-04-12 12:52:12 +0000 UTC
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Author's Note: Start of book 2!
To celebrate, we're doing daily Demon World facts on our discord. Just look for the Daily Facts channel.
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Arthur felt strange about being excited to go to work.
He knew what the day would roughly bring. It was going to be busy, with lots of hard and sometimes sweaty labor. He’d probably get a few orders wrong and break things. But instead of bringing him stress, these were all somehow good problems.
All because he was making pe...
2024-04-11 18:04:05 +0000 UTC
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New book but the same old traditions.
After every novel, I try to write a quick note letting you know both the why and how of the novel. When I started doing this, I think my conception was that these notes were mainly a service to the writer and soon-to-be-writer types in the audience, to give them a perspective on how I connected the various nuts, bolts, and lag screws that hold each book together.
It turned out some readers like it too, as a sort of peek-behind-the-curtain thin...
2024-04-10 14:17:30 +0000 UTC
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Three days later, the boba shop was absolutely packed. It wouldn’t hold up like this, but for an opening night test run, the standing-room-only crowd was about as reassuring as it could be. Everyone had their tea in hand, having tested Arthur and Lily with a variety of choices that stretched the menu to its absolute limits.
And now all the demons, be they rabbits, sparrows, or infernals looked up in anticipation. Milo had the floor, standing in front of a large makeshift curtain drape...
2024-04-09 12:11:34 +0000 UTC
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Author's note: Surprise second chapter for you guys today. This is one of the meatier chapters - roughly 3000 words. And it was a lot of fun.
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“It’s time to wake up, Arthur.”
Arthur didn’t have to be told twice. As deep as his sleep had been, the moment it was disturbed, his slumber state popped like a soap bubble hitting an apprentice librarian’s back. He threw off the covers and immediately sat up, ready to go.
“Oh, no. Not like that,” Milo said. “...
2024-04-08 22:55:40 +0000 UTC
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The first person Arthur treated was not an anteater, although that was the closest thing he could analogize to her. She told him that she had taken a heavy blow to the back of the head when she was a little girl. The surface wound healed just fine. But the damage to her nerves was permanent. A few times a month, she got nauseous for days.
The tree demon that came next was old, perhaps the oldest person Arthur had met in the demon world. He had gone places and done things. He had seen si...
2024-04-08 14:12:01 +0000 UTC
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As soon as the door closed behind the doctor, Arthur‘s sixth sense yelled that there was an immediate threat just behind him. As he turned around, he saw Ella, armed with a wooden spoon that she seemed more than willing to thwack him with, should things go a certain way.
“Do not,” she said, brandishing her doom-spoon, “do anything stupid. Which includes going into any more dungeons with Karbo, doing anything stupid with what appears to be a bag of slightly poisonous bark, or…...
2024-04-07 14:24:56 +0000 UTC
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“Our wood and metal went not to building, but to craft implements meant to harm.”
“Hi, Mizu.”
“Arthur.” Mizu smiled, weakly. Arthur noticed that her blue skin was just a bit paler than normal. She was sitting up in bed, almost no different in appearance than she was the day before. It was terrifying, in a way. Here she was, maybe dying, afflicted with something that wore people down until they couldn’t fight any longer.
Well, not if I have anything to do wi...
2024-04-06 11:34:54 +0000 UTC
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Author Note: Sometimes, you write a character who’s the stealthy type. And sometimes, that character is so good at fading into the background that people forget he’s there. And very rarely, you get a character that does that does both literally and figuratively.
When I wrote Corbin, the stealth-class cat demon, into the story, I intended on him being a bigger part of the plot. For a lot of reasons, that didn’t happen. Sometimes things go like that.
2024-04-05 12:00:45 +0000 UTC
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“Is that true? The part about the feet and abdomen.”
“Yeah? At least for a lot of these monsters. Why?”
“Because if that’s true, this trip might not be a bust after all.”
Arthur went back over to the pile. He had checked all of them out earlier, getting not a single hit from Food Scientist. Driven by the sheer mass of weird he was putting it through, the skill had actually leveled, and then loudly told him that none of the things he was looking at was ...
2024-04-05 11:59:39 +0000 UTC
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The walk down to the poison floor was much, much worse than Arthur thought it would be.
The rats that Karbo had found for him a long time were apparently the lowest of the bottom-barrel low when it came to monsters.
Of course, this was information that Karbo and Eito had told him, but their words severely understated how low the rat was on the monster hierarchy. Arthur’s first real monster encounter was with something that could best be described as a land-bound stingray that wa...
2024-04-04 12:07:35 +0000 UTC
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“As a general rule, We don’t let anybody into our storehouse. And we certainly don’t let non alchemists in. I’m sorry, sir. That’s something money won’t change.”
Arthur didn’t have a lot of funds, but he would have spent them all to get to the back of this shop, if only to expose Food Scientist to as many ingredients as he could and level it. There was also an outside chance that it would react to something in the storehouse itself, and point in him a good direc...
2024-04-03 15:20:00 +0000 UTC
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2024-04-02 18:19:28 +0000 UTC
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“And she has potions? Clerics?” Ella frowned. “And it’s still… close? Who said that?”
“Itela.”
“Then it’s close. She knows her business.” Ella drummed her fingers on the countertop. “Which makes this next part hard, Arthur. I don’t know how it was where you came from, but here, we give sick people almost everything they need. Particularly, the young. And even the… not town favorites. Actually, I take that back. Even if she was disliked, she’d get what...
2024-04-02 16:57:36 +0000 UTC
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“You get all of this?” Milo said. “That’s mental. Absolutely crazy. Not that you don’t deserve it, but…”
“No, you got it right. I’m not sure if I should take it.”
“Oh, you should take it.” Ella was stooped over examining the shelves built into the back side of the counter. “I was never much for actually running a business myself. But you have a bit of that gift. And the storage space alone, Arthur. You could fit a Triung back here.”
Skipping over ...
2024-04-01 21:58:22 +0000 UTC
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Eito wasn’t lying about the toad’s tremendous lack of charisma.
It took five minutes for the toad to relate a single fact: that he was an alchemical research class, one who mostly provided alchemists with the information they needed to improve rather than making medicines himself.
He was undoubtedly the longest-winded person Arthur had ever met, a sort of tornado of tedium who talked constantly without injecting even the slightest amount of flavor into any of his dialogue.
...
2024-04-01 11:39:06 +0000 UTC
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