almkornkid

April 2022 Commissions

Had fun with these ones, gonna be even better next month

Milkshake (NSFW)

This post was NOT sponsored by Dairy Queen HOWEVER if they slipped me a couple benjamins I wouldn't mind shouting them out a lil' bit more!

Glory to the Shogun (NSFW)

I really like the part where she shuts down her country just cuz 14 dillion years ago, her friends died fighting a giant snake

Update May 22

Thank you for all the continued support, I know its been slow on here the past week or so but the next few days'll fix that.

Other than that, workin hard on chapter 4, if you recently pledged to the inner inferno tier, make sure you DM me what you want your cameo to be or else I don't have anything to work with. Wanna make sure everyone's happy!

That's all. After this month, things'll start going more smoothly.

Em But She Looks Like That One Weird Anime Girl Everyone Seems To Like For Some Reason (NSFW)

I dunno I just wanted to draw her with round glasses and braids, maybe i'll reuse this design in The Glass Heart at some point.

Do You Wanna Build A Snowman (NSFW)

It doesn't have to be a snowman (WINK WONK)

Massage (NSFW)

Yo why my boys Master Hand and Crazy Hand tryna get up in there, when they said "Smash" this isn't what we meant

(I'll try to be more creative with these in the future, I'm just very tired.)

Monthly Patreon Poll #3: THE BABY

THE INFANT METROID

NEVER AGAIN WOULD I SEE THE BABY

I didn't do a nude alt because the baby metroid deserves better than seeing her mama being so indignant

Book Girl New Favorite Character? (NSFW)

Move aside, Em. It's [insert name here]'s time to shine!!! Also read Chapter 3 of Glass Heart if you haven't already!!

The Glass Heart Chapter 3: Alm Laments Memories

HERE IT IS!! Some things are doomed from the start... It's not about what happens, its about what's done about it.

Cover done by my friend Mia! Check out her twitter
https://twitter.com/plutotides 

Monthly Poll # 3: Soup Or Smash Bros.

It's that time again! Feeling like it's time for Nintendo's all-stars to duke it out. And by all-stars, I mean girls. And by duke it out, I mean I draw the one that wins the poll.

Delicious Frozen Treat!! (NSFW)

Everyone loves a delicious (insert cartoon character here) ice pop during those springtime/summertime beach jaunts!!

You ain't ready for this next chapter!!

 3 more days!! Remember, you patrons get it early!! Tell your friends! Tell your family!! Tell your dog!!!

Lizards N' Bionicle (NSFW)

Cuz everything I draw has to have a nude edit, right

Update April 7th 2022

I'm really trying to get as much art out as possible.

For those of you who are stickin' with it, thank you, it means a lot.

Sorry if I'm not delivering what some of you were expecting, I'm doing my best to make y'all happy.

15th! Chapter 3 Hype!!

Tatted Up (NSFW)

IT'S THE

EYE OF THE SPIDER

IT'S POISON IN ONE BITE

OH LOOK OUT

I'M AN EXCELLENT FIGH-TER

March Monthly Commissions

Thank you so much for your support!! 

Needs More Cowbell (NSFW)

My mans Alm 'bout to smack dat ass like a shonen protagonist smacks up the final villain.

Thanks for 50K on Twitter Dot Com (NSFW)

50k is just half of 100K and 100K is just half of 200K and 200K is like 1/5th of 1 Mil, so I'm basically at 1 Mil.

Seriously though, I know most of you came from twitter, so thank you so much. LETS SHOOT FOR DA MOON.

More Em Stuff (NSFW)

Sorry if this seems low effort. Imminent move to a new house is stifling my creativity. Will still make stuff don't worry. More alts of this coming soon probably.

Monthly Poll Winner #2 - 2B

The world's largest minecraft anarchy server

Marketable Plush (NSFW)

Scarily accurate sculpt.

No there isn't an actual plush available... yet.

And when there will be one available, it will NOT have bazongas under the shirt.

Ssssssssspicy (NSFW)

Based off of a drawing a friend of mine did like 5 years ago, but now with 100% more Arizona Coyotes hate.

Update: Thank you for all the support!

No, I'm not quitting, but I have to apologize for not getting as many pin-ups done as I usually do. I caught a cold and its putting me on my ass, so I apologize if you were expecting a little more art.

Bear with me, and I'll have some stuff out by wednesday! Also, working diligently on Chapter 3, getting those cameos in there, and monthly commissions are on schedule too, so lots of stuff to look forward to!

As an aside to that, HOLY SHIT ALMOST GETTING TO 300 PATRONS

You a...

Em Does Things (NSFW)

Had a bunch of old sketches of naughty things so I finished one of them.

Ignore the sports talk. It's an inside joke. Sorry, Stone. Sorry, Ben. I'm not sorry Russell.

Curtain Call Twitter Challenge (NSFW)

It wasn't really that challenging, so I don't know why they called it a challenge. The Draconic Tree Sentinel in Elden Ring is a challenge.

Chapter 3 Teaser

This one'll be even more of a doozy than the last one! Hope you're ready!

Em Holding her Tit (SFW)

No lewd today. Just birb.

Monthly Poll # 2 - Robot Girl Supremacy

Time for another poll! Going back to my roots with robots!

Update: Discord server is live!

IT'S UP! Patrons can jump in and chat all they want! Don't be shy!

Also we hit 1000 a month, so HELL YEAH! THANK YOU!!

Let's keep that momentum going!

EDIT: If you didn't receive an invite, make sure to check your notifications/your email associated with your discord. If that yields no results, I'll make a link and work it out from there. Thank you.