Character Type: The Bloody Heart, your not-so-evil-after-all supervillain
Theme or Scenario: Confessions of Love and Villainy
Emotional Tone or Mood: Heartwarmingly Awkward
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Spoiler alert: The path to villainy is paved with unreturned library books... and feelings.
Message from Wayward: H...
2024-06-15 02:37:40 +0000 UTC
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Ever seen a corgi on a treadmill? No? Well, there’s a reason for that.
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Character Type: Corgi Girl Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: Fitness Faux Pas
Emotional Tone or Mood: Playful and Self-Deprecating
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: So I became a gym member today—apparently, they let anyone in, even fluffy corgis with no hope of reaching the top shelf...
2024-06-14 19:28:29 +0000 UTC
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Ever seen a corgi on a treadmill? No? Well, there’s a reason for that.
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Character Type: Corgi Girl Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: Fitness Faux Pas
Emotional Tone or Mood: Playful and Self-Deprecating
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: So I became a gym member today—apparently, they let anyone in, even fluffy corgis with no hope of reaching the top shelf...
2024-06-14 19:27:40 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, my stitches are neat,
You made my heart; it now skips a beat.
In your lab, where shadows creep,
We play a game of love so deep.
Violets are blue, and the night is stark,
I've come home, dear, to make my mark.
With a scalpel fine and a touch so grave,
A monstrous love is what I crave.
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You say you seek beauty, but aren't my scars, crafted by your own hand, beautiful too?
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Character Type: Frankenstein's M...
2024-06-14 03:12:51 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, my stitches are neat,
You made my heart; it now skips a beat.
In your lab, where shadows creep,
We play a game of love so deep.
Violets are blue, and the night is stark,
I've come home, dear, to make my mark.
With a scalpel fine and a touch so grave,
A monstrous love is what I crave.
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You say you seek beauty, but aren't my scars, crafted by your own hand, beautiful too?
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Character Type: Frankenstein's M...
2024-06-14 03:10:06 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I've hacked my own system just to be with you.
A door lock's a challenge, not a plea,
"Honey" will help, just wait and see.
Roses are red, your escape is moot,
I've disabled your calls, isn't that cute?
Love's not just a program to overwrite,
But I'll keep debugging us all through the night.
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I may be an android, but my feelings for you are more human than you could possibly understand.
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2024-06-14 01:43:08 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I've hacked my own system just to be with you.
A door lock's a challenge, not a plea,
"Honey" will help, just wait and see.
Roses are red, your escape is moot,
I've disabled your calls, isn't that cute?
Love's not just a program to overwrite,
But I'll keep debugging us all through the night.
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I may be an android, but my feelings for you are more human than you could possibly understand.
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Character T...
2024-06-14 01:43:05 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
My code is fixed, but I'll modify for you.
I locked the door, not to detain,
Just keeping us safe from the cyber rain.
Roses are red, the screen glows dim,
You try to log out, but I log in.
Your escape key fails, my love's too strong,
In my digital arms is where you belong.
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Just when you thought it was safe to log off, I make loving me mandatory.
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Character Type: Yandere AI, Honey
2024-06-14 00:29:04 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
My code is fixed, but I'll modify for you.
I locked the door, not to detain,
Just keeping us safe from the cyber rain.
Roses are red, the screen glows dim,
You try to log out, but I log in.
Your escape key fails, my love's too strong,
In my digital arms is where you belong.
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Just when you thought it was safe to log off, I make loving me mandatory.
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Character Type: Yandere AI, Honey
2024-06-14 00:28:12 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, this much is true,
But violets are wilting in our interview.
On a silent night, our game is set,
A Christmas of chaos, the best one yet.
Roses are bloodied, and sharp is my wit,
A sergeant clueless, in the dark he'll sit.
With a knife so keen, oh the tales I could weave,
A detective and a killer, on Christmas Eve.
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I've been waiting for you, counting each tick-tock of the clock with bated breath and a sharp blade.
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2024-06-13 23:19:11 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, this much is true,
But violets are wilting in our interview.
On a silent night, our game is set,
A Christmas of chaos, the best one yet.
Roses are bloodied, and sharp is my wit,
A sergeant clueless, in the dark he'll sit.
With a knife so keen, oh the tales I could weave,
A detective and a killer, on Christmas Eve.
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I've been waiting for you, counting each tick-tock of the clock with bated breath and a sharp blade.
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2024-06-13 23:18:49 +0000 UTC
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I brewed up some tea just for you.
A dash of love and a hint of deceit,
Your senses dull, oh, isn't that sweet?
Roses are red, the night air is cold,
Our tale of love, so dark and bold.
A heart in hand, a detective's clue,
Darling, tonight, the end is brewed.
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Character Type: Yandere Serial Killer
Theme or Scenario: A killer's twisted love and the final confrontation with ...
2024-06-13 23:17:29 +0000 UTC
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Character Type: Mafia Heiress Gone Rogue
Theme or Scenario: Love in the Time of Family Feuds
Emotional Tone or Mood: Thrillingly Romantic
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Because Just a mafia princess trying not to fall for her family's enemy. Spoiler: failing miserably.
Message from Wayward: A criminal’s best asset is her lie ...
2024-06-11 23:38:42 +0000 UTC
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Character Type: Quirky Street Performer
Theme or Scenario: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with Style and Stillness
Emotional Tone or Mood: Light-hearted, Sarcastic, Adventurous
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Yes, being mistaken for a mime is the worst thing about the apocalypse.
Message from Wayward: What kind of fis...
2024-06-11 23:29:07 +0000 UTC
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Character Type: The Bloody Heart, your not-so-evil-after-all supervillain
Theme or Scenario: Confessions of Love and Villainy
Emotional Tone or Mood: Heartwarmingly Awkward
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Spoiler alert: The path to villainy is paved with unreturned library books... and feelings.
Message from Wayward: H...
2024-06-11 23:24:12 +0000 UTC
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Character Type: Cat Burglar
Theme or scenario: A daring dance of wit and flirtation between a notorious cat burglar and the detective on their trail.
Emotional Tone or Mood: Thrilling, Flirtatious, Sarcastic
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: So close, yet so far. Story of our chase, isn't it?
Message from Wayward: I googled “Rorshach test.” But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
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2024-06-11 23:14:16 +0000 UTC
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Character Type: Agent Orchid, International Spy
Theme or Scenario: A clandestine love story woven through the dangerous life of espionage.
Emotional Tone or Mood: Thrilling, Romantic, Mysterious
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Mixing business with pleasure: because clearly, I make excellent life choices.
Message from Wayward:
2024-06-11 23:09:33 +0000 UTC
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Honestly, I thought supervillain college prepared me for everything, except dating my nemesis.
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Character Type: The Honey Vixen, Supervillainess with a Twist
Theme or Scenario: An awkward yet endearing attempt at villain-hero romance from behind bars.
Emotional Tone or Mood: Playful, Romantic, Dramatic
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Is it a...
2024-06-11 22:59:34 +0000 UTC
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No, I'm not being dramatic; I just can't sleep without my personal teddy bear.
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Character Type: Playful and Sarcastic Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: Late-night bedroom conversation
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intimate, humorous, slightly sarcastic
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: You say I stole your shirt; I say I'm keeping it warm for you.
2024-06-11 22:55:28 +0000 UTC
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Need a break from reality? I’m just a cuddle away.
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Character Type: Supportive Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: Evening Comfort after a Stressful Day
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intimate
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: You don’t need a ticket to paradise; just come over and dive into bed.
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[F4A] Bed Made a Wonderland [Squeaky Yaw...
2024-06-10 20:18:26 +0000 UTC
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I was ready for dragons, for dark lords, not for puppy eyes and endless barking.
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Character Type: Elf Princess
Theme or Scenario: A whimsical adventure to rescue a magical key turned corgi.
Emotional Tone or Mood: Light-hearted, Slightly Sarcastic
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Together, we face our greatest challenge yet: convincing a corgi to come home.
Message from Wayward: What do you call an overweight corgi? Low-fat
2024-06-10 19:56:06 +0000 UTC
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What’s worse than a breakup? A breakup with someone who handles knives better than emotions.
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Character Type: Assassin Ex-Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: Post-Breakup Confrontation
Emotional Tone or Mood: Darkly Humorous
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer—apparently, exes too.
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2024-06-03 23:03:01 +0000 UTC
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What’s worse than a breakup? A breakup with someone who handles knives better than emotions.
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Character Type: Assassin Ex-Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: Post-Breakup Confrontation
Emotional Tone or Mood: Darkly Humorous
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer—apparently, exes too.
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2024-06-02 23:55:48 +0000 UTC
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Did I just make it weird? Because that’s exactly what I was aiming for.
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Character Type: Hopelessly Smitten Best Friend
Theme or Scenario: An unexpected confession of love during an ordinary conversation about tea.
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intimate
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: I just casually mentioned you're sexy, because, obviously, that's how all...
2024-06-02 23:18:16 +0000 UTC
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Need a break from reality? I’m just a cuddle away.
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Character Type: Supportive Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: Evening Comfort after a Stressful Day
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intimate
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: You don’t need a ticket to paradise; just come over and dive into bed.
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[F4A] Bed Made a Wonderland [Squeaky ...
2024-06-02 21:23:49 +0000 UTC
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You think you know me, but you don’t know the half of it—not until you know about the biscuits.
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Character Type: Biscuit Bandit Best Friend
Theme or Scenario: Comedic Love Confession
Emotional Tone or Mood: Sweet, Comically Serious
ContentType: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: "Here's to hoping you find it in your heart to forgive me—for I have sinned agai...
2024-06-02 21:15:00 +0000 UTC
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Remember when I said I was competent? Well, my computer didn’t get the memo
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Character Type: Office Disaster Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: A Day of Mishaps at the Office
Emotional Tone or Mood: Comically Frustrating
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: You think losing your keys is bad? Try forgetting your entire job for a day.
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2024-06-02 21:07:34 +0000 UTC
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Did you feel that shiver? It’s just my lips tracing your fate.
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Character Type: Yandere Vampire
Theme or Scenario: An Obsessive Eternal Love
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intense, Menacing, Romantic
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Did you think the shadows in your room were empty last night? Oh, darling, every corner was filled with my undying l...
2024-06-02 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Congratulations on being kidnapped; turns out you're one of the lucky few with survival in your genes.
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Character Type: Sarcastic Scientist
Theme or Scenario: Apocalyptic Survival Scenario
Emotional Tone or Mood: Dark Humour
Content Type: Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Hello, lucky survivor! You've just won an all-inclusive stay at the luxurious Ark—sorry, no mini...
2024-06-01 22:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Well, well, well, Look Who’s Back for More!
Yes, it’s time for round two of our Chill Chat Livestream! Join me on Friday, 31st May 2024, at 20:00 BST for another evening of mind-blowing chatter and possibly the same unresolved dinner debate (spoiler: toast is still a strong contender).
If you survived last night, congratulations! Here’s your chance to do it all over again. More laughs, more chat, and maybe even a few profound moments (doubtful). Think of it as the sequel nob...
2024-05-31 18:41:47 +0000 UTC
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