BTW: Elsie is the name of the Emotional Support Hufflepuff character I am working on.
[A long dark corridor, with eerie green lighting, reminiscent of both the dungeons in Hogwarts and the tight, claustrophobic chambers of a spaceship.]
Narrator (with a deep, intense voice): "In the far reaches of...wait, is that the Hogwarts Astronomy Tower?"
[A fleeting shadow of a creature with an all-too-familiar face runs past, giggling. Instead of the nightmarish elongated skull of a x...
2023-08-13 15:45:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey fabulous Patrons of Orchidland!
Ever sat back and thought, "You know what? The DCU didn't quite nail it (but really, who's surprised?), and maybe, just maybe, the Orchidian Cinematic Universe is what the world truly needs"?
That's right! I'm thinking of giving some iconic films the Orchid audio treatment. And who better to decide which films get the Orchid touch than the wonderful people who've got my back? Yup, that's you!
Check out the poll right here on Patre...
2023-08-10 21:12:55 +0000 UTC
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Your warmth is a siren's call, drawing me ever closer.
🐍🐍🐍
[F4A] Scalemate [Lamia Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Supernatural][Don’t Resist the Hiss][Scales and Tales][Caught in a Coil][Temptation][Coiling][Embrace or Escape][Hold Tight Now][Close Encounters of the Coiled Kind][Gender Neutral][The Warmth of a Human Entices a Lamia, Tempting Her Closer]
2023-08-10 19:53:49 +0000 UTC
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Who knew that using baby as a pet name in an audio could be such a big deal.
2023-08-10 11:27:51 +0000 UTC
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A ramble of tangents and eyeball freckles from a very boring kind of person.
2023-08-09 21:45:08 +0000 UTC
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In the heart of the underground, where strobes pierce the smoky void, Smells Blood by Kensuke Ushio resonates. Its pulsating beats call out, luring nocturnal creatures closer. Crimson gazes lock onto the neon dance floor, where every beat drop is a symphony of seduction. In this dark sanctum, it's not just the music that hungers for more.
2023-08-09 13:13:18 +0000 UTC
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In tonight's scorching episode of Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau: The walls of tradition and secrets blaze fiercely, threatening to turn love stories to ash! Can Dame Brie and Jack escape the fiery fondue of fate? Brace yourself for an ending that sizzles more than a hot halloumi!
2023-08-09 11:17:37 +0000 UTC
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On the next gripping episode of Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau: Dame Brie Amour hides a tale twistier than a stilton! When Jack stumbles upon the underbelly of the chateau's cheese charade, will their love ferment or fall flat? Get ready for a revelation that's utterly un-brie-lievable!
2023-08-09 11:07:55 +0000 UTC
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Tonight on Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau: Monterey Jack of Hearts unveils a lactose legacy that will curdle your beliefs. Can love age gracefully, or will it crumble under the weight of deception? Tune in for a dairy dilemma that's harder to swallow than a mature cheddar!
2023-08-09 11:01:14 +0000 UTC
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Bad Orchid, no cheese!
2023-08-08 21:48:26 +0000 UTC
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Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau, a cheese-based soap opera, was also mentioned in the YouTube audio teaser. I think it's because I'm craving a cheese toasty.
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Tales from the Cheesemonger's Chateau
In the heart of France lies an anomaly—a quaint English village where the scent of cheese wafts through the cobbled streets and past ivy-covered stone cottages. This is not just any English village, but one that has seemingly been misplaced into the ...
2023-08-08 21:19:46 +0000 UTC
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In the YouTube audio teaser, I mentioned the made-up romance novel The Cotswold Confessions of a Cajun Courtesan. Naturally, I had to write the blurb as well.
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The Cotswold Confessions of a Cajun Courtesan
When sultry Belle Bleu, a passionate courtesan with deep Cajun roots, finds herself in the heart of the English Cotswolds, she never expects her past to follow her. But Chase Cheddar, the cowboy-turned-count with whom she shared a steamy summer in the ...
2023-08-08 20:57:37 +0000 UTC
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Do you know what's stopping me? Fear. Fear of losing this warmth, this love.
[F4A] Warm Words in the Waxing Night [Girlfriend Roleplay][Love Confession][Intimate][Warm Embrace][Heartfelt][Late Night Adoration][Cuddle Closer][Warm and Cosy][Unsaid Emotions][Love Over Fear][Gender Neutral][As You Sleep, Your Girlfriend Contemplates Saying Those Three Big Words]
2023-08-08 20:21:59 +0000 UTC
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I don't want to lose what we have... but maybe I want more?
💗💗💗
[F4A] Eyeing the ‘More’ in ‘Amore [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][First Kiss][Lingering Looks][Are We Really Just Friends?][Unresolved Feelings][Missed Opportunities][What Would Happen if We Kissed?][Love or Friendship][Crossing Lines][To Kiss or Not to Kiss][Gender Neutral]["Just Friends” Becomes Questionable With Every Stolen Glance]
2023-08-08 19:27:57 +0000 UTC
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It's not that I want to lie to you... I just panic. A lot.
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[F4A] Soulmarked [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Soulmate Roleplay][Soulmarks][Love Confession][Awkward AF][Finding the One][Overthinking Things][Panicking][Destined to Be][Soulmark Day][Messy Handwriting][Lying Liar Who Lies][Five Year Lie of Omission][Missed Opportunities][Smile Collections][You Have 426 Smiles][Gender Neutral][Friendships Are Simple Until Soulmarks Make Them Complicated]
2023-08-08 18:27:17 +0000 UTC
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Had to provide tech support for a deaf 81-year-old Spaniard over the phone in Spanglish?
If not, don't.
3 hours so far,
3. Hours. Kill. Me.
Also, audio fall tomorrow.
Also, pantalla azul de la muerte does not translate well to my tía abuela.
2023-08-07 20:41:35 +0000 UTC
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Why do you shy away, when you've been drawing me in all this while?
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[F4A] Sanguine [Vampire Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Thrill of the Chase][Obsession][Supernatural][Playing Hard to Get][Easy Prey][You Are Such a Tease][Stalking][Pulse and Pursuit][Playing With Prey][Taste for Temptation][Playful Predator][Gender Neutral][The Thrill of the Chase Ensnares a Vampire as She Becomes Dangerously Obsessed With Her Audacious Prey]
2023-08-07 20:19:34 +0000 UTC
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Why can't you just be a jerk like everyone else? It would be so much simpler.
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[F4A] The Soft Heart in the Hard Shell [Goth Girl Roleplay][Beyond Stereotypes][Falling for You][Vulnerability][Not Just a Goth Girl][Heartfelt][Love Confession][Can I Be Your Goth Girlfriend?][I Hate This So Much][You Win][Love Me for Me][Stupidly in Love][Hate Is the New Love][Hedgehog as a Pet Name][Gender Neutral][A Goth Girl, Weary of Manipulation, Attempts to Understan...
2023-08-06 19:17:32 +0000 UTC
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2023-08-06 18:04:26 +0000 UTC
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Listen as I try to figure what the fuck is wrong with the fucking audio.
2023-08-06 17:12:36 +0000 UTC
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Something funky is going on. i need to do some investigating.
2023-08-06 16:40:42 +0000 UTC
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2023-08-06 16:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I'm making myself swoon and it's kind of awkward and weird.
2023-08-03 08:22:40 +0000 UTC
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And everyone needs a emotional support Hufflepuff.
2023-08-02 17:08:45 +0000 UTC
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2023-08-02 01:06:06 +0000 UTC
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I can't deny it, I was thinking about you.
💋💋💋💋
[F4A] Desire on the Doorstep [Neighbour Roleplay][Tension][Flustered Confession][30 Minute Buffer Period][Unexpected Encounter][Awkward Conversations][Caught in the Act][Desire][Caught Off Guard][Blushing][Love, Lust, and Confusion Collide When an Unexpected Guest Shows up at the Door]
2023-08-01 19:42:30 +0000 UTC
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Why am I like this?
MetalPetal is Optimus Prime's OTP. 🤖🌸
2023-08-01 05:32:24 +0000 UTC
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Dear Dumble-whats-your-name,
Have you ever tried lighting a dragonfly on fire? It's not nearly as satisfying as you'd think. Too small, too quick, not nearly enough theatrics. So you can imagine my utter HORROR upon discovering that my Patronus, the embodiment of my innermost magical strength and identity, is this...insect.
Let's go over this, shall we? Here I am, a dedicated, fervent Slytherin, unironically draped in dark emerald hues, living in a cold, stone dungeon, charmingly ...
2023-08-01 02:33:38 +0000 UTC
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I don't know how to do this ex-thing, this being-friends-with-an-ex thing.
💝💝💝💝
[F4A] The Homework of Hearts [Ex-girlfriend Roleplay][Study Session Under False Pretences][Love Confession][Exes to Lovers][Heartbreak and Hope][Caught in Feelings][Friends to Lovers][Heart on the Line][The Love Struggle Is Real][Gender Neutral][#Googlesaysno: Googled ‘Can Exes Be Friends’, Knew It Was a Bad Idea, Did It Anyway]
2023-08-01 02:22:23 +0000 UTC
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Because I really can't, but I stil hoard them.
2023-08-01 01:20:42 +0000 UTC
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