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Bear With Me

There is some audio issue that is fucking up the volumes of some of my audios. It is causing me to render them several times, but the bad version of the Supervillain audio made it into the mix. 

I am currently furiously googling.....I WILL FIX THIS!


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Hull by Night - The First Choice

Welcome to Hull, my dear players! As you emerge from your respective havens, you are greeted by the dreary and dep...

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Welcome to Hull by Night!

Good evening, my lovely captives! I mean, players! Welcome to our first session of Hull by Night! I'm so glad you could make it. Don't mind the ropes and duct tape - it's just a little security measure I've invested in to make sure none of you escape this time. I know what you're thinking - 'Why are we tied to our chairs? Is this some kind of twisted vampire roleplaying game?' - and the answer is yes, of course it is!

Now, before we begin, let me introduce myself. I am the undead footba...

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HULL BY NIGHT REDUX - NO ONE ESCAPES HULL

Hello there, my lovely captives! I mean, potential players! I'm so excited to tell you all about my new campaign, Hull by Night! Yes, yes, I know my last attempt failed miserably, and you may be wondering why you're tied up in my basement, but trust me, this time it's going to be different!

Now, I know what you're thinking - Hull is a boring place, right? But that's precisely why it's so perfect for our game! Imagine the thrill of being a vampire in a city so dull that even the undead d...

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE | GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | When You Smile Like That Your Girlfriend Knows That You Want to Make Her Late | I Don’t Want to Be Late

[F4A] I Don’t Want to Be Late [Girlfriend Roleplay][Playful][Early Morning Quickie][Patreon Exclusive][When You Smile Like That Your Girlfriend Knows That You Want to Make Her Late]

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE | DEMON ROLEPLAY | You Wake Up to Find Your Ex-girlfriend Watching You, but You Have Bigger Issues Than a Yandere Ex-girlfriend | What a Way to Get a Helltan

[F4A] What a Way to Get a Helltan [Demon Roleplay][Ex-girlfriend][Supernatural][Demonic Possession][Jealous Ex-girlfriend][Dark][Yandere Ex-girlfriend][Gender Neutral][You Wake Up to Find Your Ex-girlfriend Watching You, but You Have Bigger Issues Than a Yandere Ex-girlfriend]

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE | MAGE ROLEPLAY | You Might Be Bound From Doing Magic, but That Does Not Mean That Your Hands Can’t Do Amazing Things | My Little Mageling

[F4A] My Little Mageling [Mage Roleplay][Mage Listener][Gentle Fdom][Submissive Listener][Fantasy Roleplay][Playful][Encouragement][Cum for Me][Be Good for Me][Patreon Exclusive][You Might Be Bound From Doing Magic, but That Does Not Mean That Your Hands Can’t Do Amazing Things]

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE | SUPERVILLAIN ROLEPLAY | Supervillains Are Hard to Resist, but Sometimes Saving the City Comes First | Sleeping With the Enemy

[F4A] Sleeping With the Enemy [Supervillain Roleplay][Superhero Listener][Teasing][Look Who Finally Decided to Show Up][Patreon Exclusive][Supervillains Are Hard to Resist, but Sometimes Saving the City Comes First]

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE | SULTRY JOI | Oh Darling, I Just Want to Make You Feel Good | Let Me Treat You

[F4M] Let Me Treat You [JOI][Encouragement][Sultry][Patreon Exclusive][Oh Darling, I Just Want to Make You Feel Good]

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE | FRIENDS TO LOVERS | The Problem With Grand Gestures of Love Is That Sometimes They Can Be Beyond Awkward | Strawberries

[F4A] Strawberries [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][[Love Confession][Adoration][Grand Romantic Gestures][Awkward AF][I Hope You Are Hungry][Patreon Exclusive][Jealousy][Gender Neutral][The Problem With Grand Gestures of Love Is That Sometimes They Can Be Beyond Awkward]

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE | NECROMANCER ROLEPLAY | The Best Way to Weaken a Vampire Is to Steal Their Necromancer and That Is Exactly What You Have Planned | Not So Easy

[F4A] Not So Easy [Necromancer Roleplay][Vampire Listener][Chemistry][Seduction][Attraction][Supernatural][Gender Neutral][The Best Way to Weaken a Vampire Is to Steal Their Necromancer and That Is Exactly What You Have Planned]

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Audio Suggestion Livestream

We're keeping things low-key, so there won't be much live roleplaying, but let's brainstorm some ideas.

Livestream starts at 21:00 BST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8cXZ7QhoIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8cXZ7QhoIs

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Worldbuilding Rant or Ramble...Maybe Both

Are you listening to a rant, a ramble, or a rhapsody?

Seriously, who can say?

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GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | My Mom Hates Everyone I Date, but Now She Loves You, Which Means You Must Be either Really Special or an Evil Genius - I’m Still Trying to Figure It Out | Mother Knows Best (For Once)

[F4A] Mother Knows Best (For Once) [Girlfriend Roleplay][Love Confession][Exasperation][Why Does My Mother Like You So Much?][Playfulness][Domestic Bliss][Slice of Life][Gender Neutral][My Mom Hates Everyone I Date, but Now She Loves You, Which Means You Must Be either Really Special or an Evil Genius - I’m Still Trying to Figure It Out]

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I can't believe it - my mother actually likes you, and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's definitely a confusing ...

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GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | My Mom Hates Everyone I Date, but Now She Loves You, Which Means You Must Be either Really Special or an Evil Genius - I’m Still Trying to Figure It Out | Mother Knows Best (For Once)

[F4A] Mother Knows Best (For Once) [Girlfriend Roleplay][Love Confession][Exasperation][Why Does My Mother Like You So Much?][Playfulness][Domestic Bliss][Slice of Life][Gender Neutral][My Mom Hates Everyone I Date, but Now She Loves You, Which Means You Must Be either Really Special or an Evil Genius - I’m Still Trying to Figure It Out]

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I can't believe it - my mother actually likes you, and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's definitely a confusing ...

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FRIENDS TO LOVERS ROLEPLAY | Your Best Friend Kissed You, Ran Away, Then Kissed You Again, All Because of Their Poor Impulse Control and Being Stupidly in Love With You | Kiss and Run

[F4A] Kiss and Run [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Impulse Control][Revenge][Kisses][Vulnerability][Romantic Tension][Gender Neutral][Your Best Friend Kissed You, Ran Away, Then Kissed You Again, All Because of Their Poor Impulse Control and Being Stupidly in Love With You]

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Hello, my dear readers! It's your favourite nosy neighbourhood corgi, Orchid, here with some juicy gossip to spill over a cup of tea and some biscuits!

You see, I was out fo...

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FRIENDS TO LOVERS ROLEPLAY | Your Best Friend Kissed You, Ran Away, Then Kissed You Again, All Because of Their Poor Impulse Control and Being Stupidly in Love With You | Kiss and Run

[F4A] Kiss and Run [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Impulse Control][Revenge][Kisses][Vulnerability][Romantic Tension][Gender Neutral][Your Best Friend Kissed You, Ran Away, Then Kissed You Again, All Because of Their Poor Impulse Control and Being Stupidly in Love With You]

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Hello, my dear readers! It's your favourite nosy neighbourhood corgi, Orchid, here with some juicy gossip to spill over a cup of tea and some biscuits!

You see, I was out fo...

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Possible Hull by Night Thingy

So....would you be interested if I wrote a new introduction to a different Hull by night campaign, then held Patreon polls so you could choose your next group action, then wrote the next part of the campaign going on until the end?

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Hull by Night - Session One (The Only Session I Am Ever Coming up With)

Ah, greetings, my dear captives! I mean, players. Welcome to the start of our Hull by Night campaign. I must say, I'm absolutely thrilled that you've all decided to join me on this journey.

Now, I do apologize for the restraints; I'm afraid I had to take some drastic measures to ensure that you all showed up for our first session. But don't worry; I've made sure that your character sheets are securely taped to your foreheads so that you can start creating your vampire personas as we spe...

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Hull by Night

Greetings, dear listeners! Please excuse the unconventional introduction, but I'm in a bit of a bind. You see, I've recently become obsessed with the idea of running a Vampire the Masquerade campaign set in Hull "Hull by Night", but I've been having trouble finding players. So, I've taken the liberty of kidnapping you all and tying you up to make you listen to my pitch. I do hope you don't mind.

Now, let me tell you all about the wonders of Hull by Night! Yes, I know what you're thinkin...

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Do You Do This When You World Build?

Do you have a working model, then kind of scrap everything and rejig it all? I am having flashbacks to nights spent coming up with DND campaigns.

Expect a new Grand Reveal world incoming after pizza and naps.

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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

In future Grand Reveal audios, should I set the action in a pre-existing city (New York or London, perhaps) or make up a whole new city from scratch?

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And Yet More Complications

I think I am going to redo the Clan side as there is too much VtM bleeding in.

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What a vampiric Mary-Sue you are, with your violet eyes and your supernatural abilities that a freshly turned vampire should not have. It's no surprise that all the fractions want a piece of you.

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Well, well, well, looks like we've got a rising star on our hands. The Sanguine and Nightborn factions are already vying for your allegiance, and you haven't even had a chance to clean the b...

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As if the Nerd in Me Would Let It Be That Simple

You've just become a vampire and have just learned about the Court when you witness a brutal execution and a mysterious vampire pulls you aside to explain what just happened.

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Listen closely, young blood, because I'm about to tell you something that could save your undead hide. You may have seen the execution of that poor sap, but you probably don't know who was really behind it. That's where the Clan comes in.

The Clan is like the vampire mafia, only way scarier. They're...

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Ooooooh Vampires!

So, in all of my vampire audios, there has always been a world that is only loosely connected, but I have decided to formalise it because nothing makes a nerd happier than delving deeper into nerdery.

So how is my vampire universe split up?

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Alright, buddy, listen up because I'm about to give you a crash course on the vampire world. There are ten big groups of vampires, and each one has its own culture, traditions, and leaders. They call these groups "dominions," and they...

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Livestream Reschdule

I realize this is extremely short notice, but unfortunately I will not be able to do a livestream this evening. Though I feel much better than I did, I still have some way to go before I feel normal again.

The new time for the Audio Suggestion Livestream is Wednesday at 21:00 BST.

I apologise for the late notice, but it's better than trying to livestream and having it turn into a disaster.

I hope you are all having a lovely weekend, and you can expect to see some audios tomo...

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DEMON ROLEPLAY | The Alluring Woman From Your Dreams Has Materialized to Guide You Into the Shadows With Her Painted Allure | Come Closer

Hello, my dear spectral readers! It's your favourite gossiping ghost, Orchid, back with more otherworldly news from beyond the grave! I am simply quivering with excitement to share the latest spooky scandal from the art gallery.

As I lurked among the shadows, I spied a shy artist who was entranced by the paintings of their fellow artists. Suddenly, a sultry voice called out to them, drawing them towards a corner of the gallery that was shrouded in darkness. And what did they find there?...

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So Audios Have Been a Little Hard to Find....

I've recently been struggling with depression, which has had an impact on my recording. A ramble and an apology wrapped up in one anxious awkward package.

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DEMON ROLEPLAY | The Alluring Woman From Your Dreams Has Materialized to Guide You Into the Shadows With Her Painted Allure | Come Closer

The woman from your dreams, the one you've been painting with such exquisite detail, has materialized before you. She stands there, beckoning you with a sultry smile, ready to lead you into the unknown depths of the dark. Are you ready to follow her, to lose yourself in the passion and mystery she embodies?

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[F4A] Come Closer [Demon Roleplay][Shy Artist Listener][Let Me Guide You][I Have Been Watching You][Seduction][Temptation][You Have a Gift][Leading You Astray][Why Resist?...

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GOTH GIRL REVERSE COMFORT | Even the Most Don’t Give a Fuck Goth Girls Get Insecure Sometimes | Just a Wobble

Sometimes I hate YouTube so very much. I have rerendered and reuploaded this six times. Finally, YouTube liked one of the uploads and finished processing it. Sorry for the delay.

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[F4A] Just a Wobble [Best Friend Roleplay][Goth Girl Roleplay][Reverse Comfort][Break- Up Comfort][Accidental Love Confession][Vulnerability][Insecurity][Gender Neutral][Even the Most Don’t Give a Fuck Goth Girls Get Insecure Sometimes]

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Welcome, darlings, to another sizzling editio...

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