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REVERSE COMFORT FOR A UNDERCOVER NERD | On Your Second Date the Popular Cool Girl With a Reputation Reveals Her Secrets but You Can’t Help but Smile Because You Already Knew Everything | Kobayashi Maru

[F4A] Kobayashi Maru [Co-worker Roleplay][Popular Girl][Undercover Nerd][Second Date][Reverse Comfort][I Really Like You][Jealousy][Reassuring Hugs][It Is Time to Captain This Shit Up][Being Myself][Adorkable][Stapler Thief][Sometimes the Only Way to Win Is to Stop Playing the Game][First Kiss][Shy][Awkward][Gender Neutral][On Your Second Date the Popular Cool Girl With a Reputation Reveals Her Secrets but You Can’t Help but Smile Because You Already Knew Everything]

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Sorry I Have Been Quiet and a Little Valentines Days Ramble

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What if Once in a Lifetime Was Actually About Hull?

(Rough as fuck, I could not be arsed to polish it up)


And you may find yourself in Hull, a place full of despair

And you may find yourself wishing you were anywhere

And you may find yourself stuck in traffic, feeling so aware

And you may find yourself in a dingy flat, with a life you can't repair

And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"


Letting the days go by, let the misery take its toll

Letting the days go by, with...

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Orchid Has Reached the Whiny Stage of Being Sick

WARNING: This audio clip features coughs and a sickly orchid voice.

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Sick Orchid and Her Fascination With Straws

WARNING: This audio clip features coughs and a sickly orchid voice.

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LOVING GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your Girlfriend Adores You, All of You | When I Say I Love You, I Mean It

[F4A] When I Say I Love You, I Mean It [Girlfriend Roleplay][Reassurance][Adoration][Appreciation][Emotional][Gender Neutral][Your Girlfriend Adores You, All of You]

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JEALOUS SIDEKICK ROLEPLAY | Your Sidekick May Think She’s Going on a Date, but in Reality, This Is the Culmination of a Six-Month Plot Against Her | Maybe This Is My Origin Story

[F4A] Perhaps This Is My Origin Story [Sidekick Roleplay][Superhero Listener][Love Confession][Betrayal][Jealousy][Friends to Enemies][You Did This][This Is All Your Fault][Turning Into a Supervillain][Biokinesis][Gender Neutral][Your Sidekick May Think She’s Going on a Date, but in Reality, This Is the Culmination of a Six-Month Plot Against Her]

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Samsung Is Tasking the Piss

WARNING: The audio contains strange giggle coughs and a sick orchid voice.

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CURVY MERMAID ROLEPLAY | A North Sea Mermaid Saves You After You Fall off a Boat | The Big Mermaid

[F4A] The Big Mermaid [Curvy Mermaid Roleplay][I Am Good Eating][A Big Fat Fish Tail][You Need Blubber in the North Sea][Love Confession][Crushing on You][Adorkable][You Like Big Fish Tails and You Cannot Lie][Pirate Pete][All the Humans Want Skinny Mermaids][Gender Neutral][A North Sea Mermaid Saves You After You Fall off a Boat]

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You Are Doing Okay

WARNING: The audio contains strange giggle coughs and a sick orchid voice.

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LIVESTREAM RESCHEDULE

WARNING! Audio Contains Sick Orchid! 

So I think I have to reschedule the Audio Brainstorming Livestream for Thursday as my voice is......Well it is bad. January has been the month of a plague-ridden Orchid. 

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Tis Chill Chat Livestream Time!

The livestream starts at 20:00.

https://www.youtube.com/live/WSonuXwYPn8

https://www.youtube.com/live/WSonuXwYPn8

https://www.youtube.com/live/WSonuXwYPn8

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SUPERVILLAIN EX-GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | A Superhero Is Impervious to Temptation, but That Was Before Your Ex Showed up the Night Before Your Wedding | I Will Be Your Excuse if You Let Me

[F4A] I Will Be Your Excuse if You Let Me [Supervillain Roleplay][Superhero Listener][Ex-girlfriend Roleplay][Sultry][The Night Before Your Wedding][Bad Girl][Valentine’s Day Trope][Tempting][Jealousy][I Am Willing to Be the Bad Guy][Gender Neutral][A Superhero Is Impervious to Temptation, but That Was Before Your Ex Showed up the Night Before Your Wedding]

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LOVING GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | I Long for Your Arms Around Me

[F4A] I Long for Your Arms Around Me [Girlfriend Roleplay][I Miss You][Adoration][Longing][Gender Neutral][When Your Girlfriend Is Away, She Always Misses Your Hugs the Most]

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Five Hour Livestream....

And then OBS crashed.

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CHILL CHAT STREAM TIME!!!

Livestream starts at 20:00 GMT. 

https://youtu.be/0CIa0n7IymE

https://youtu.be/0CIa0n7IymE

https://youtu.be/0CIa0n7IymE

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PANICKED VAMPIRE BEST FRIEND ROLEPLAY | Protecting Your Vampire Best Friend From the Vampire Hunters Who Are After Her | The Taxman Cometh

Based on the Valentine's Day trope of a marriage of convenience.

[F4A] The Taxman Cometh [Vampire Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Panicking Vampire Noises][Vampire Hunters][Well Sort of Vampire Hunters][Love Confession][Super Duper Dodge][Adorkable][Surprise Proposal][Marriage of Convenience][Supernatural][Scary Tax Collectors][Valentine’s Day Trope][Gender Neutral][Protecting Your Vampire Best Friend From the Vampire Hunters Who Are After Her]

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VAMPIRE HUNTER ROLEPLAY | Your Perfectly Planned Dark Seduction Has Finally Paid Off | Just Bite Me

[F4A] Just Bite Me [Vampire Hunter Roleplay][Vampire Listener][Supernatural][I Wish I Could Hate You][Temptation][ I Am in Trouble][Seduction][Want][I Tried to Resist You][Enemies to Lovers][You Did This on Purpose][You Are Playing With Me][Gender Neutral][Your Perfectly Planned Dark Seduction Has Finally Paid Off]

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COMFORT AND REASSURANCE | Although It May Sound Cliche, There Is Nothing Wrong With You | You Are a Piece of the Puzzle

[F4A] You Are a Piece of the Puzzle [Only You Decide on What Is Enough][Supportive][Comfort][Reassurance][Soothing Self Doubt][Comparison][Skewed Perception][Change Comes Slowly][Nothing in Life Is Simple][Gender Neutral][Although It May Sound Cliche, There Is Nothing Wrong With You]

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Ending the Month With Audio Fall and Livestreams

We are going to be having a jam-packed four days with lots of audio content, Livestreams, and polls. Why is it that December always seems to stretch into January with a vengeance? There is never really a fresh start.

Chill Chat Stream - Sunday 29th January 2023 - 20:00

Chill Chat Stream - Monday 30th January 2023 - 20:00

Audio Suggestion Brainstorming Stream - Tuesday 31st January 2023 - 20:00


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YANDERE ADMIRER ROLEPLAY | You’ve Felt Her Eyes on You, and You Know She’s Getting Closer | Creeping Up on You

[F4A] Creeping Up on You [Yandere Admirer Roleplay][Stalking][Obsession][Infatuation][Dark][Jealousy][You Have Always Been Mine][Longing][Gender Neutral][You’ve Felt Her Eyes on You, and You Know She’s Getting Closer]

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This Really Butters My Parsnips and Not in Good Way

Just something that really narks me.

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Ramble - Why Making Fish Pie Is a Bad Idea

Don't do as I do, but if you do your fish pie will be lush.

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FLUSTERED VAMPIRE ROLEPLAY | Your Vampire Best Friend No Longer Wants to Be Friends With Benefits, but You’re Not About to Let That Happen | BAD HUMAN! NO POST FEEDING CUDDLES!

[F4A] BAD HUMAN! NO POST FEEDING CUDDLES! [Vampire Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][That Is a Nice Neck You Have There][Stop Teasing Me][Put Your Neck Away][I Am Not Friend Dumping You][After Bite Cuddles Aren’t a Thing][Love Confession][Supernatural]]I Can’t Vamp Around You][Friends With Bite Benefits][Vampire Feeding][Hand Holding][Gender Neutral][Your Vampire Best Friend No Longer Wants to Be Friends With Benefits, but You’re Not About to Let ...

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LOVING GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | You Asked What I Wanted, and All I Want Is for You to Let Me Love You | The Question

[F4A] The Question [Girlfriend Roleplay][Appreciation][Adoration][A Weight of Feeling][Heartfelt][Gender Neutral][You Asked What I Wanted, and All I Want Is for You to Let Me Love You]

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RAMBLE ALERT! - Nervous Stream of Consciousness

Orchid is nervous and worried as she has a new microphone and editing elements. Welcome to my stream of consciousness as I work through my anxiety.

Warning: This contains hiccups and a jump scare at 16:58.

And now I go to bed at 05:15. OOOOPS!

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Ramble: It Started With a Microphone

This was not meant to be a ramble, and yet somehow it is.


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Did You Know...

...that Steve McQueen won a superhero lookalike competition once because he was in the greatest cape.

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SECRET SUPERHERO FLATMATE ROLEPLAY | There Is Nothing like Coming Home to a Hyper Secret Superhero Flatmate and a Big Kiss | What a Coincidence

[F4A] What a Coincidence [Flatmate Roleplay][Secret Superhero][Accidental Love Confession][Bowling Onesie][Always Listen to Your Superhero Tailor][I Hover When I Am Nervous][Panicked Denial][Flustered][Adorkable][Gender Neutral][There Is Nothing like Coming Home to a Hyper Secret Superhero Flatmate and a Big Kiss]

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DECEPTIVE HALF DEMON ROLEPLAY | Your Best Friend Knows All about Your Secret Girlfriend, and Now You Get To Know Her Secret in Return | A Cure for Anxiety

[F4A] What a Coincidence [Flatmate Roleplay][Secret Superhero][Accidental Love Confession][Bowling Onesie][Always Listen to Your Superhero Tailor][I Hover When I Am Nervous][Panicked Denial][Flustered][Adorkable][Gender Neutral][There Is Nothing like Coming Home to a Hyper Secret Superhero Flatmate and a Big Kiss]

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