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DARK VAMPIRE GIRLFRIEND | All You Wanted Was Your Vampire Girlfriend to Try a Little Harder to See Things Your Way | Can’t Relate

[F4A] Can’t Relate [Vampire Girlfriend][Kidnapping][Relationship Issues][Hunger][Vampire Feeding][Vampire Turning][Dark][of Course I Love You][Gender Neutral][All You Wanted Was Your Vampire Girlfriend to Try a Little Harder to See Things Your Way]


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DARK IMAGINARY FRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your First Imaginary Friend Was More of an Adversary. It’s for the Best That You’ve Already Forgotten About Her | All in Your Head

[F4A] All in Your Head [Imaginary Friend Roleplay][Finger Puppets][Revenge][Eliminating the Competition][Did You Miss Me?][Dark][Nightmare][Deception][Gender Neutral][Your First Imaginary Friend Was More of an Adversary. It’s for the Best That You’ve Already Forgotten About Her]

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DARK GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your Girlfriend Has a Smile That Is All Yours and It Is the Last Thing You Will Ever See | Killer Smile

[F4A] Killer Smile [Girlfriend Roleplay][Sweet to Dark][Supernatural][Deception][a Subtle Hunter][Dark][A Smile Like Falling in Love][Gender Neutral][Your Girlfriend Has a Smile That Is All Yours and It Is the Last Thing You Will Ever See]

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DARK VAMPIRE GIRLFRIEND | All You Wanted Was Your Vampire Girlfriend to Try a Little Harder to See Things Your Way | Can’t Relate

[F4A] Can’t Relate [Vampire Girlfriend][Kidnapping][Relationship Issues][Hunger][Vampire Feeding][Vampire Turning][Dark][of Course I Love You][Gender Neutral][All You Wanted Was Your Vampire Girlfriend to Try a Little Harder to See Things Your Way]



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FLIRTY TEASHOP OWNER ROLEPLAY | You Might Be a Little Bit Slow on the Uptake, But You Are Pretty Sure That the Teashop Owner Likes You | She’s So Flir-Tea

[F4A] She’s So Flir-Tea [Teashop Owner Roleplay][Crushing on You][Flirting][Oblivious Listener][Anti Pumpkin Spice][Coffee Betrayal][Gender Neutral][You Might Be a Little Bit Slow on the Uptake, But You Are Pretty Sure That the Teashop Owner Likes You]

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FLIRTY TEASHOP OWNER ROLEPLAY | You Might Be a Little Bit Slow on the Uptake, But You Are Pretty Sure That the Teashop Owner Likes You | She’s So Flir-Tea

[F4A] She’s So Flir-Tea [Teashop Owner Roleplay][Crushing on You][Flirting][Oblivious Listener][Anti Pumpkin Spice][Coffee Betrayal][Gender Neutral][You Might Be a Little Bit Slow on the Uptake, But You Are Pretty Sure That the Teashop Owner Likes You]

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🎃🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃 Midnight Orchid Returns🎃🎃

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DARK IMAGINARY FRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your First Imaginary Friend Was More of an Adversary. It’s for the Best That You’ve Already Forgotten About Her | All in Your Head

[F4A] All in Your Head [Imaginary Friend Roleplay][Finger Puppets][Revenge][Eliminating the Competition][Did You Miss Me?][Dark][Nightmare][Deception][Gender Neutral][Your First Imaginary Friend Was More of an Adversary. It’s for the Best That You’ve Already Forgotten About Her]

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DARK GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your Girlfriend Has a Smile That Is All Yours and It Is the Last Thing You Will Ever See | Killer Smile

[F4A] Killer Smile [Girlfriend Roleplay][Sweet to Dark][Supernatural][Deception][a Subtle Hunter][Dark][A Smile Like Falling in Love][Gender Neutral][Your Girlfriend Has a Smile That Is All Yours and It Is the Last Thing You Will Ever See]

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THE MONSTER GIRL MASH | DRAGON GIRL PROGRAMMER ROLEPLAY | Your Dragon Girl Best Friend Has Been Messing With Your Dating Profile | By Fire Means or Foul

[F4A] By Fire Means or Foul [Dragon Girl Roleplay][Programmer Roleplay][Dating App][Modern Fantasy][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Monster Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Mash][Big Fat Dragon Arse][Will You Be My Treasure][I Asked My Mother for Dating Advice][Evil Princess Ex-girlfriend][Gender Neutral][Your Dragon Girl Best Friend Has Been Messing With Your Dating Profile]

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ADORKABLE SHIP'S AI ROLEPLAY | Your Ship’s AI Is Not Evil and Traying to Kill You, She Is Just an Incompetent Toaster Under a Lot of Pressure | Toaster Strudel

[F4A] Toaster Strudel [Ship’s AI Roleplay][Commander Listener][Evil Ais][Adorkable][Clueless][Science Fiction][Would You Like a Bagel?][Or a Tea Cake?][I Can Tell the Difference Between a Cargo Ship and a Loaf of Bread][Pop][Gender Neutral][Your Ship’s AI Is Not Evil and Traying to Kill You, She Is Just an Incompetent Toaster Under a Lot of Pressure]

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MEET JONTY

Local urban fox and bane of my nights.

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A Ramble - <INSERT WITTY TITLTE HERE>

Although this month has been terrible, I am not one to give up. This ramble has also been recorded roughly thirteen times over the past two weeks, so consider yourself warned.

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THE MONSTER GIRL MASH | DRAGON GIRL PROGRAMMER ROLEPLAY | Your Dragon Girl Best Friend Has Been Messing With Your Dating Profile | By Fire Means or Foul

[F4A] By Fire Means or Foul [Dragon Girl Roleplay][Programmer Roleplay][Dating App][Modern Fantasy][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Monster Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Mash][Big Fat Dragon Arse][Will You Be My Treasure][I Asked My Mother for Dating Advice][Evil Princess Ex-girlfriend][Gender Neutral][Your Dragon Girl Best Friend Has Been Messing With Your Dating Profile]

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ADORKABLE SHIP'S AI ROLEPLAY | Your Ship’s AI Is Not Evil and Traying to Kill You, She Is Just an Incompetent Toaster Under a Lot of Pressure | Toaster Strudel

[F4A] Toaster Strudel [Ship’s AI Roleplay][Commander Listener][Evil Ais][Adorkable][Clueless][Science Fiction][Would You Like a Bagel?][Or a Tea Cake?][I Can Tell the Difference Between a Cargo Ship and a Loaf of Bread][Pop][Gender Neutral][Your Ship’s AI Is Not Evil and Traying to Kill You, She Is Just an Incompetent Toaster Under a Lot of Pressure]

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CUDDLESOME GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | Going to the Party Would Require Your Girlfriend Getting Up, Which She Wants to Avoid at All Costs | But I Don’t Want To!

[F4A] But I Don’t Want To! [Girlfriend Roleplay][Snuggles][Adoration][Cuddlesome][Pouting][It Is Not a Costume if You Really Are a Witch][After Work Naps Are the Best][Halloween Party][Adorable][Domestic Bliss][Gender Neutral][Going to the Party Would Require Your Girlfriend Getting Up, Which She Wants to Avoid at All Costs]

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CUDDLESOME GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | Going to the Party Would Require Your Girlfriend Getting Up, Which She Wants to Avoid at All Costs | But I Don’t Want To!

[F4A] But I Don’t Want To! [Girlfriend Roleplay][Snuggles][Adoration][Cuddlesome][Pouting][It Is Not a Costume if You Really Are a Witch][After Work Naps Are the Best][Halloween Party][Adorable][Domestic Bliss][Gender Neutral][Going to the Party Would Require Your Girlfriend Getting Up, Which She Wants to Avoid at All Costs]

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THE MONSTER GIRL MASH | CLUELESS GHOST ROLEPLAY | Clueless Ghost Accidentally Hijacks Your Body Because She Thought You Were Her Uber | Do Ghosts Have Toes?

[F4A] Do Ghosts Have Toes? [Ghost Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Mash][Librarian Listener][Catching a Spirit Taxi][Are Ghosts Colour Blind?][Adorkable][Bob the Ghost][I Am Awful at Being Dead][Ghost With A Crush][Awkward AF][I Miss My Phone][Supernatural][Gender Neutral][Clueless Ghost Accidentally Hijacks Your Body Because She Thought You Were Her Uber]


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THE MONSTER GIRL MASH | CLUELESS GHOST ROLEPLAY | Clueless Ghost Accidentally Hijacks Your Body Because She Thought You Were Her Uber | Do Ghosts Have Toes?

[F4A] Do Ghosts Have Toes? [Ghost Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Mash][Librarian Listener][Catching a Spirit Taxi][Are Ghosts Colour Blind?][Adorkable][Bob the Ghost][I Am Awful at Being Dead][Ghost With A Crush][Awkward AF][I Miss My Phone][Supernatural][Gender Neutral][Clueless Ghost Accidentally Hijacks Your Body Because She Thought You Were Her Uber]

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THE MONSTER GIRL MASH | KRAKEN GIRL GIRLFRIEND | Your Kraken Girlfriend Isn’t Actually a Kraken Girl, but She Can Explain Everything, Including the Fish People Who Are Following You | Release the Not a Kraken Girl

[F4A] Release the Not a Kraken Girl [Girlfriend Roleplay][Kraken Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Mash][Chosen One Listener][I Can Explain Everything][Eldritch][Cthulhu][Putting the Love in Lovecraftian][Daddy Issues][Adoration][Adorkable][Supernatural][Fish People Have No Chill][Emphatic Tentacle Gestures][Gender Neutral][Your Kraken Girlfriend Isn’t Actually a Kraken Girl, but She Can Explain Everything, Including the Fish People Who Are Following You]

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FRIENDS TO LOVERS | Your Tsundere Tough Girl Best Friend Is Terrible at This, and She Loathes Every Minute of It | I Hate You So Much

[F4A] I Hate You So Much [Tough Girl Roleplay][Tsundere Roleplay][Threats][Adoration][Insecurity][Don’t Call Me Cute][Awkward][Touchy Feely][Ew, but Not Ew][Balloons Are Creepy][Love Confession][Friends to Lovers][Gender Neutral][Your Tsundere Tough Girl Best Friend Is Terrible at This, and She Loathes Every Minute of It]

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FRIENDS TO LOVERS | Your Tsundere Tough Girl Best Friend Is Terrible at This, and She Loathes Every Minute of It | I Hate You So Much

[F4A] I Hate You So Much [Tough Girl Roleplay][Tsundere Roleplay][Threats][Adoration][Insecurity][Don’t Call Me Cute][Awkward][Touchy Feely][Ew, but Not Ew][Balloons Are Creepy][Love Confession][Friends to Lovers][Gender Neutral][Your Tsundere Tough Girl Best Friend Is Terrible at This, and She Loathes Every Minute of It]

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THE MONSTER GIRL MASH | KRAKEN GIRL GIRLFRIEND | Your Kraken Girlfriend Isn’t Actually a Kraken Girl, but She Can Explain Everything, Including the Fish People Who Are Following You | Release the Not a Kraken Girl

[F4A] Release the Not a Kraken Girl [Girlfriend Roleplay][Kraken Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Monster Girl Mash][Chosen One Listener][I Can Explain Everything][Eldritch][Cthulhu][Putting the Love in Lovecraftian][Daddy Issues][Adoration][Adorkable][Supernatural][Fish People Have No Chill][Emphatic Tentacle Gestures][Gender Neutral][Your Kraken Girlfriend Isn’t Actually a Kraken Girl, but She Can Explain Everything, Including the Fish People Who Are Following You]

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A Wee Update

Also, I hate this app so fucking much.
The Dolby recording app is shite.

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DARK WITCH ROLEPLAY | You Are So Very in Love and So Hopeless That You Resort to Desperate, Questionable Measures | The Love Spell

[F4A] The Love Spell [Witch Roleplay][Want Is a Heavy Thing][Magic][Dark][Gender Neutral][You Are So Very in Love and So Hopeless That You Resort to Desperate, Questionable Measures]

The pain of love that is only felt by one person is the worst kind. The more you try to escape, the more twisted you become. It changes who you are. However, you cannot force another person to fall in love with you. You can't control love, but for a price, I'll make it do what you want it to. A simple love ...

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FRIENDS TO LOVERS | How Is Your Best Friend Meant to Get Over You if You Insist on Not Going to the Halloween Party | Cuddlelocked

[F4A] Cuddlelocked [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Jealousy][I Wish I Could Hate Emma][but She Is Kind of Awesome][I Am Great at Pretending to Be Fine][You Know Me Too Well][Could You Be a Little Less You][[I Can Probably Get Over You][That Sounds Like a Foursome][Gender Neutral][How Is Your Best Friend Meant to Get Over You if You Insist on Not Going to the Halloween Party]

When you are stupid in love with your best friend, it is easier to get over them when ...

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SERIAL KILLER ROLEPLAY | When a Serial Killer Falls in Love With You, You Are Just Generally Fucked | Love You Madly

[F4A] Love You Madly [Serial Killer Roleplay][Kidnapping][Dark Adoration][You are my type. [The Couple That Kills Together, Thrills Together][You Make Me Careless][Date Night Plans][Gender Neutral][When a Serial Killer Falls in Love With You, You Are Just Generally Fucked]

Catching the eye of a serial killer is just plain unlucky. The only thing that could make your luck even worse is if that serial killer fell madly in love with you. A serial killer in love is an unpredictable creature...

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FRIENDS TO LOVERS | How Is Your Best Friend Meant to Get Over You if You Insist on Not Going to the Halloween Party | Cuddlelocked

[F4A] Cuddlelocked [Best Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Love Confession][Jealousy][I Wish I Could Hate Emma][but She Is Kind of Awesome][I Am Great at Pretending to Be Fine][You Know Me Too Well][Could You Be a Little Less You][[I Can Probably Get Over You][That Sounds Like a Foursome][Gender Neutral][How Is Your Best Friend Meant to Get Over You if You Insist on Not Going to the Halloween Party]

When you are stupid in love with your best friend, it is easier to get over them when ...

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DARK WITCH ROLEPLAY | You Are So Very in Love and So Hopeless That You Resort to Desperate, Questionable Measures | The Love Spell

[F4A] The Love Spell [Witch Roleplay][Want Is a Heavy Thing][Magic][Dark][Gender Neutral][You Are So Very in Love and So Hopeless That You Resort to Desperate, Questionable Measures]

The pain of love that is only felt by one person is the worst kind. The more you try to escape, the more twisted you become. It changes who you are. However, you cannot force another person to fall in love with you. You can't control love, but for a price, I'll make it do what you want it to. A simple love ...

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GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your Girlfriend Wants You to Meet Her Parents but There Is Something You Need to Know First | The Platypus

[F4A] The Platypus [Girlfriend Roleplay][Awkward AF][Meeting the Parents][Reverse Comfort][Don’t Think About It Too Hard][You Make Me Feel Special][Adoration][A Little Bit Magic][Gender Neutral][Your Girlfriend Wants You to Meet Her Parents but There Is Something You Need to Know First]

You are really looking forward to meeting your girlfriend’s parents, but she is acting more than a little strange. And then there's the wingsuit and the wetsuit. There's no reason to bring those alon...

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