"The Russian police... Stern. Stern, but fair."
- Chris Pontius on the show "Jackass"
(After being pulled over by the Russian police half a dozen times.)
I told you I'd likely do another Russian Femdom post. (It's too delicious not to!) James mentioning the above quote is what prompted me to come back to the topic. It's a joke we've shared for years. Whenever one of us is being too harsh (usually me) or someone in public is being awkwardly aggressive, we'...
2020-01-10 06:04:04 +0000 UTC
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Mistress Cereza: Surprise! Oh, looks like I caught you with your pants down!
James: Bet you didn't expect another full length story so soon, did you? But we wanted to start the New Year off right!
Mistress Cereza: This is the first chapter in a commission that my talented slave has been working on for several months now. It's a hot Femdom tale called "Enslaved By Sorority Sluts."
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2020-01-05 05:18:01 +0000 UTC
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James: Alright, here we go! The latest chapter in my new saga! Sorry I made you wait until the last minute this month. I wasn't planning for this chapter to turn into a 20 page, 9,000+ word barn burner. It just kind of happened! (And it took longer to edit as a result.)
Mistress Cereza: Great work my love! You've outdone yourself.
James: Thank you, Mistress. I'm exhausted, that's for sure. I don't ...
2020-01-01 01:33:20 +0000 UTC
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James: Good evening patrons! I'm hard at work on the latest chapter of Latex Futa Nuns, but I wanted to take a moment to do a quick update.
Mistress Cereza: Hope you had a lovely Christmas, my little cherubs. So, what can we expect in the new chapter, Cheshire? Give them a teaser.
James: A healthy dose of smut.
Mistress Cereza: To be expected.
James: Plot developments.
Mi...
2019-12-28 03:18:14 +0000 UTC
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Happy Holidays my naughty little sluts!
Santa Bayonetta comes bearing gifts in the form of deliciously smutty links!
But first a little reflection on the holidays. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but I suspect Christmas is James' favorite. Or perhaps it's a tie between Christmas and Valentine's Day. Our plans for Christmas Eve and Valentine's Day are usually very similar. We have a romantic dinner, we exchange gifts and then I take him to my dungeon and fuck him until he can no ...
2019-12-21 09:05:31 +0000 UTC
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James: Hey guys! This is more than just your typical middle-of-the-month update. We have some big announcements to share regarding the future of this Patreon!
Mistress Cereza: Indeed we do. Proceed, slut...
James: Yes, Mistress! I'm finishing up a commission right now and once it's done, I'll be getting to work on Chapter 5 of Latex Futa Nuns. Look for that at the end of the month. In regards to commissions, I've been doing a lot ...
2019-12-14 01:23:51 +0000 UTC
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Hello patrons of fine smut!
Things are quite chaotic at the moment as James and I prepare for the holidays, so I don't have a central theme to present to you tonight so much as a mixed bag of things that have piqued my interest.
First of all, since it IS that time of year, and I haven't shared any music in a while, why not a medley of my favorite holiday songs?
http://www.mediafi...
2019-12-07 02:22:22 +0000 UTC
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James: Bayonetta is back! Thanks so much for your patience while I put the finishing touches on this chapter. I'm too much of a perfectionist for my own good sometimes, but I think it's at least as much of a strength as a weakness. It certainly shows up in the final product.
Mistress Cereza: Indeed it does. Well done my love!
James: Thank you Mistress. And thank you Patrons! Your support is why I'm wr...
2019-12-01 01:54:54 +0000 UTC
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James: Hey guys! I'll be working on finishing up Chapter 10 of Bayonetta's Abuse tonight. Then I just need a couple days for editing and I'll be publishing on Friday or Saturday night.
Mistress Cereza: Back in action! *makes gun hands*
James: I also wanted to mention that I've been more active on Twitter lately. At first I was only using my Twitter account to announce new (free) story chapters, but lately I'v...
2019-11-28 01:02:34 +0000 UTC
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Good evening sluts!
As the harvest is gathered and the cold encroaches, it's time to reflect on what you're thankful for. What am I thankful for? Many things! Most of which are related to Femdom in some way... (I can't help myself.) But in particular, I'm thinking of good fetish smut! Especially the kind of smut that's useful for getting people into kink and helping to discover what pushes their buttons.
An excellent example of that? The Japanese fetish comic "Ogenki Clinic!"
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2019-11-24 03:35:47 +0000 UTC
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Bayonetta: Today is #ThankYouPatrons day! So on your knees and open wide!
Jeanne: You have a lot of Umbra cock to please before you're dismissed, slave!
Bayonetta: What? It feels like you're the one thanking us?
Jeanne: Pffft, who are you kidding? This is all you've ever wanted in your entire perverted life.
2019-11-19 21:15:25 +0000 UTC
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James: There are four hours left to vote in this month's poll and unless there's a big jump for Latex Futa Nuns in the home stretch, it looks like Bayonetta's Abuse will win this time around.
Mistress Cereza: Excellent! I do so enjoy seeing my namesake in action.
James: To those of you who voted for more Latex Futa Nuns, never fear! I'll most likely do a BA chapter this month and then follow that up with two ...
2019-11-17 01:52:09 +0000 UTC
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James: Hey guys! Mistress kept me locked up pretty long tonight or I would've posted this sooner. Here's your chance to vote and help decide what's coming next!
Mistress Cereza: And you loved every minute of it.
James: The title for the next chapter of Latex Futa Nuns is tentative, but that's what I'll be going with unless I think of a better one. For those who didn't see the first poll (or just don't remembe...
2019-11-10 06:33:23 +0000 UTC
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Mistress Cereza: Hello again my horny sluts! Notice how I keep taking more control of this Patreon? As it should be, yes?
I have decided to implement a new Patreon tier called Mistress Cereza's Rubber Slave!
This tier is perfect for those who:
1) Want to support James and I at a higher level.
2) Like the idea of commissioning a story, but perhaps don't want to pay for it all at once.
3) Need the stern hand of a Latex Goddess to guide them.
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2019-11-09 22:37:47 +0000 UTC
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The US has a ton of cultural baggage that's resulted in a very slow progression towards female empowerment when compared to our friends in Europe, but do you know which nation has even more baggage and moves even slower in that regard? The ironically titled "Mother Russia."
To this day Russia is submerged in an incredibly "macho" culture. Men are expected to be physically strong, tough, abrasive and masterful while women are expected to be petite, demure, yielding, submissive etc. Their...
2019-11-07 01:03:28 +0000 UTC
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James: Chapter 4 on Halloween as promised!
Mistress Cereza: Happy Samhain my naughty cherubs!
James: Hope you enjoy the latest entry! Be on the lookout for a new poll next week. You can help me decide what I should write next. :)
Mistress Cereza: And another edition of Mistress Speaks, naturally.
James: See you soon!
2019-11-01 01:29:44 +0000 UTC
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James: Hey everyone! We got back from our trip yesterday and I've been busy writing ever since! Chapter 4 is about two thirds done and I'll be writing and editing more tonight and tomorrow. Hoping to publish on Halloween!
Mistress Cereza: A fine treat indeed. Why not tease them with a title?
James: Ah, yes... The title of Chapter 4 is "The Fall of St. Michael's" :)
Mistress Cereza
2019-10-29 23:10:37 +0000 UTC
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There's no "right" way to do FLR (Female Led Relationships.) As I've said before, there are as many kinds of dominant women as there are different types of men that crave to be owned and controlled. Regardless of the type of Femdom you're into, allow me to let you in on a little secret... Most women, including female dominants, just want to be loved.
We want to be told we're beautiful. We desire closeness, intimacy and affection; not just sex. When we're not dominating, we like to be he...
2019-10-22 02:47:29 +0000 UTC
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James: Hey there Femdom fans! Hope you enjoyed Chapter 3 of Latex Futa Nuns and are looking forward to another one soon! In fact, I was just brainstorming Chapter 4 when I realized it was probably time for an update.
Mistress Cereza: Past time, darling. Don't keep your loyal patrons waiting!
James: Yes Mistress! I should be releasing Chapter 4 near the end of the month and then I'll be taking another poll tha...
2019-10-15 11:11:28 +0000 UTC
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Mistress Cereza: Every once in a while in the Femdom / Futa community there will be a forum post, a comment thread or some other form of discussion in which the feasibility of taking massive cocks up the ass is debated. "How big is too big?" "It doesn't matter, it's all fantasy." "Too big a cock / strap-on will permanently damage your ass." Back and forth the nonsense goes among people who (mostly) have never even engaged in hardcore anal play.
The truth is that with en...
2019-10-07 03:34:38 +0000 UTC
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James: Chapter 3 is ready! I was hoping to release it Saturday night but I decided it needed a little more polish. Good editing takes time, but I think you'll agree it was worth the extra day or so. :)
Mistress Cereza: Mmmmm... I like where this is going. You deserve a reward tonight.
James: Extra gaming time?
Mistress Cereza: If you consider tonguing my ass to be ...
2019-09-30 06:44:35 +0000 UTC
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James: *MMMPHHHHGGGOOLLLGHHHWWWTPPPHHHHHHH*
Mistress Cereza: They can't understand you through that ball gag. Thankfully, I'm fluent in "mumble" and am happy to translate! He said "I'm very sorry, Mistress, for not doing the dishes when it was my turn. I will gladly take ALL THE TURNS for the next 4 weeks to make up for it."
*SMACK SMACK SMACK*
James: *AHHHHGLLLOOOMM...
2019-09-26 00:52:24 +0000 UTC
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I suppose that's why latex and nuns go together like peanut butter and jelly. I mean, dressing in latex is already a quasi spiritual experience for us kinksters, so why not go all way? Why not corrupt religion at the same time? Then there's the additional taboo of seeing people who are (normally) the most stoic, reserved and uptight members of our society transformed into porn stars and fetish models. What's not to love?
On this topic I do have one complaint. It's always nuns and never ...
2019-09-20 01:06:59 +0000 UTC
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James: The poll is closed and Latex Futa Nuns From Hell is the winner! (I probably should've mentioned that I was scheduling it for 5 days... sorry about that!) If you didn't vote in this one, no worries, you'll get a chance at the next one before too long. I'm going to write the next two chapters of Latex Futa Nuns and then I'll hold another poll to help decide where I go from there.
Mistress Cereza: More delicious latex nun smut eh? Sounds ...
2019-09-15 04:18:06 +0000 UTC
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James: I'll offer just a little bit of context here since you know what the first two selections are but have no information on the third.
Athena Corp Chronicles is a story idea that's been formulating in my mind for a while now and I feel like it's just about ready. It's going to star a woman who's known poverty, experienced addiction and seen the uglier side of the sex industry (in particular how it treats women), but through a combination of luck and happenstance end...
2019-09-10 02:04:28 +0000 UTC
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James: In the interest of transparency, I thought I'd take a moment and lay out my strategy for story releases going forward and how it relates to this Patreon. I've been mulling it over since I started this endeavor a few months ago and I think I've finally come up with the optimum solution.
The guiding principle for this venture is that half of all the work I do going forward is for patrons only. My initial concept for how that would work was that I would make every o...
2019-09-07 21:15:52 +0000 UTC
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Given that we've reached the end of summer, this probably isn't the most timely post, but I've never been too concerned with timeliness. I do what I want when it strikes my fancy (as all empowered female dominants should.) ;-)
Today's topic? Music! Particularly music with a sexual, sensual and/or S&M aesthetic. Songs that are equally good for exercise and fucking. (Is there anything better than fucking a guy's ass to a good beat? Not that I can think of...) I've always loved h...
2019-09-02 03:00:09 +0000 UTC
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James: The eagle has landed! Chapter 2 is ready for the reading pleasure of you, the patrons, only!
Mistress Cereza: More sex this time, right?
James: Considerably more.
Mistress Cereza: Good. Let's keep that trend going.
James: As you command, my Queen. ;-)
2019-08-27 08:57:36 +0000 UTC
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James: Hey guys! Just a quick update. Chapter 2 of Latex Futa Nuns From Hell is coming along nicely! I'm hoping to finish the first draft tonight or tomorrow. Then I'll just need a day or two for editing and I should be publishing it early next week.
Mistress Cereza: He'd be done already, but I've been hornier than usual these last few days. Sorry, not sorry!
James: No kidding... my ass is still sore from last night.
Mistress Cereza: Pffft, y...
2019-08-24 03:02:38 +0000 UTC
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There are as many different types of female dominants as there are types of men who like to be dominated. The spectrum ranges from the Findoms and their "pay pigs" (who never interact IRL) to the hardcore sadists, masochists and rubber fetishists who live it 24/7. There are women who engage in Femdom because their previous career didn't work out, women who dominate purely because it's lucrative (even though they might not necessarily be *that* into it), porn actresses who decided they were ti...
2019-08-20 06:54:01 +0000 UTC
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