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Grimm Wrestling: Pumpkin "Pussy Eater" Peters vs Humpy Dumpty

The Grimm league stuff always comes out real fast. Didn’t feel like it’d be worth making a preview for it, because it’s just “here’s two people, they’re in a ring now.”  So it’s a little short in sheer size, but packed real dense with action. Pumpkin Peters, the big booty and big tongue flirt, with Humpy Dumpy, the league’s resident BBW heavyweight. Think it was a request from somebody on twitter once, so felt like as good a bout as any to write out.


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April Art Poll

Birthday month's coming in, so a few indulgant ideas. Some from stuff, old and new, some just neat looking ideas in my vibe. 


Idol Monsters: a goblin, centaur, elf and demon in frilly Japanese idol outfits on stage.

Milf shirts: random milfs in meme shirts. Rental mommy, your son calls me mommy too, mega milk, snap my choker, man i love fishin

Lady Dimitrescu/Tifa Costume Swap: Tifa wearing a big dress fallin...

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April Story Poll

Just a smattering of ideas for this coming month. I should be getting back to work before long, but shouldn't effect my output too much since it'll be partly work from home anyway.


Honey Bun: A new human hired to help out on the ranch finds himself flirted with by Honey Bun, a shortstack countryside rabbit girl.

Junko’s Bizarre Adventure: Jojo parody with lady fights. Bizarrely powerful Junko’s hidden ability Talk Dirty To Me is to ...

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The Centaur Stud

Real basic idea that came up last minute and killed it at the monthly polls. I was weighing who’s in it and who does what for a while, so came in late despite its popularity. Juggled the names around a bit, mostly while learning that I really like coming up with names for succubi.

But just what if shy femboy centaur who gets catcalled for his giant horse dick he can’t keep in check? Dude ends up caving and getting all the sex he can handle from his classmates. Everyone...

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Early Access: The Monster Moms of Carter Circle 3

Went back into the monsterboy high schoolers banging their friends' hot single monster moms, trying to round out all the pairings. Harpies, fairies, goblins... all sorts!

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Patron Reward: Olive's Pudding Wrestling

The retun of the horny clown fuckboi Olive from https://twitter.com/TheLewdCarnival. Was given kind of a blank slate besides a couple scenes and moves, so came up with some fun and suitably horny stuff as Minnie their big blonde strongwoman wants to introduce wrestling the customers to their circus.



Carnal’s Traveling Carnival knew its main appeal was being a ki...

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The Girls of Mooters: Titfuck Night

Didn’t have a plan when I put this one on the votes. Just wanted to revisit the sexy restaurant full of different cowgirl OCs. The idea of a titfuck contest eventually just turned into a showcase to get them to show off how everyone did their titfuck differently. I really do love the designs on these girls. Skim there was a last minute addition, and I have the lingering thought of what if a goth girl on the staff. The five or six I introduce aren’t the whole staff, by what I imagine a...

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Reward Art: Wrestle Kingdom, The Goblin Match

Latest voted reward art from https://twitter.com/stratusgio. Manda from Wrestle Kingdom's first ever match with Gobby, the dorky generic minion monster. Learning that stats in video game wrestling doesn't help much if you don't know how to fight.

Not a lot else to say! Liked it! Glad the story's so popular on here.


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Streetwise Saiyan Beet: World's Strongest

Been working on this one for ages. Took me a while to put everything together, figure out where Beet would go next and all. Then tournament came up, but made it a bit more of an underground Bloodsport setup, even if Beet being half-saiyan in one of those makes it a lot less serious all of a sudden. I wanted to sprinkle in some capable fighters to show that there are strong people out there but also play it a bit like One Punch Man in that not many can actually compete with her. So had to ...

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Early Access: Goblin MMA vs The Dwarf

It's power and endurance vs speed/sexiness in the next bout for Lix. Given my history, I'm betting on sexiness.

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Carbon Pink: Deserted

Can’t seem to stay away from this series. Always different ways to make shortstacks and fightin’ girls fuck, I guess, and it’s a big weird world to mess around with with lots of excuses for sex.

I had considered taking a break from the series just to let people get some more variety to read… but then I realized I had ended the last story with them piling into a pickup truck and I had the gift of writing six killer mercenaries talking about who gets to sit where. Hel...

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Early Access: Mina and Maja Ursa

Mentioned here and there, but I picked up some adopts on a whim. Something cheap and cute enough for me to go after. The bear star goddess sisters fucking around with reality in their extended vacation after creating the majority of the physical universe. Still feeling them out exactly but their vibes felt real clear to me, so got started.


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Gothabelle 2: Brooding on the Beach

Not sure what got me back on this one, but I’d started a while back and felt like wrapping it up. Maybe I just felt like writing some moody shit talk, but I’d mentioned the extra goth villagers being present before thinking of bringing in another goth animalgirl to join them. I had a Muffy in my last village, actually. Even got her to nickname my villager “goth gf.”

I think Gothabelle’s a lot hornier than she lets on, but doesn’t like to show anything around the...

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Patron Reward Story: Draconic Distractions

Kinda sorta sequel to one of the patrons' OCs stories. We had Apollo in an earlier story as a dragon-elf adventurer, and now we meet his parents; a dragonborn dad and an elf mom that still keep some spice in their retired adventurers lifestyle.


Living comfortably together was a pair of lovers and warriors. They had settled down and raised children, forging and teaching locals to handle weapons as well running a tavern for a living. With their kids Apollo and Artemis ...

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Wrestle Kingdom: Grinding

The commissioned chapter sparked the idea of wrestle elves and talking about ideas for them kept coming up in conversation. Still wanted to stick with the main girls but set up something for the long term goal. Part of this was in the earlier vote for what happened next, so can skip ahead to the bit about the toll booth if you already read that. And if anyone's confused about what wrestle elves look like, just imagine a super hot bodybuilder.

Probably one of the more popula...

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Hellbridge Titboxing: Mona's Mousey Match

Part fan request, part thought experiment. I tended to write the Hellbridge stories in the sportscaster narrative, making boxing matches a little easier for me to write in a colorful way. One line can cover a whole combo of punches or draw out an analysis of a whole round in a dialogue.

That led to me slapping together Rick and Mona, two generic bantering announcers in the titboxing league. Busty mouse for a cute and educated sports reporter and a bulky rhino who’s a reti...

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Early Access: Magical Girl Fight Club 7

Back to the classic. Miyuki runs into a retired villainess who'd like to meet up in the arena.

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The Shortstackubus

A real quickly put together piece. Somebody on twitter had suggested it a while ago, and I found it looking back into my old stuff and coming up with the pun title. I kept thinking of her as somewhere between Midna from Zelda and Dusa from Hades (at least when it came to the voice).

I actually salvaged the intro to this one from one of my oldest unfinished stories, Shortstack Backpack. The demon was originally more of a devil on your shoulder who liked to ride on your back ...

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The New Demon Lord: The Elven Maiden

Another of those pieces that started as a patron reward but went into commission work. Thought I'd tuck it in here to keep things tidy. The group keeps expanding as the awkwardly nice demon lord appoints a few more sexy helpers and gains the attention of his even-tempered maid.



Finn had his hands full lately. His new title of Demon Lord didn’t actually need much actual work from him, but the fact that he had met, hired or summoned so many curvy servants ...

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Reward Art: Janky and Razz the Ratcatchers

Some delayed art of The Ratcatchers, Janky the gnome and Razz that goblin. They're technically brains and brawn, but they're both the tiny, heavy hitters for the steampunk mafia. Just two besties happy to terrorize folks that cross their mob.

Art by https://twitter.com/yonooshi69, who will be doing some more bonus pieces not too far down the line from now. There's some extra art in there, of the sketches and one with...

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Carbon Pink: The Exhibition(ist)

Not an especially big one, but took a lot of thinking, consulting and shifting around. First time with Carbon Pink where I’m using a canonized character in the setting, so I wanted to give her the respect that deserved. Especially when it’s about a shortstack Mexican wrestler chick. That shit’s sacred. Carolina Fiesta’s a dream!

Tying that into a cyberpunk heist where everything revolves around how long you can face the tiny champ in a spar felt like the best way to...

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March Story Poll

Mostly sequels, only one properly new. If you want monsters, waitresses, fights, or whatever, should be able to find something you like here.


Femboy Centaur. a shy high school centaur boy gets a real growth spurt. Now he can barely walk through the halls without his unconcealable huge boner getting random girls horny for him.

Battletastic Battle Monsters.  a boy comes into possession of the Tabula Prodigium, a remote control that c...

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March Reward Art Poll

I've got an ongoing list of pic ideas that I check in with each month, but I tell ya I think all of these were made up off the top of my head. There's ideas from all ages of stories I've done, but follow whatever you really wish to see get drawn.


Wrestle Kingdom Gob Match: the ending of the first fight in Wrestle Kingdom. Gamer girl Manda stripped and being facesat by a shortstack goblin in victory

Pizza Thot; Milkmoney 69: Cash Money a...

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Goblin Baseball: The Mudhole Swamprats vs The Pale Valley Paladins

Another case where I got the intro and idea done, then sat on it for about a month. The top voted story but I needed to really think this one over. There’s a lot going on between divine powers and so many characters. This story’s fun as hell but it takes a lot of focus and a certain mindset to write, so hence the wait.

Kind of the same as last time, concept wise, as a bunch of cheating horny goblins in medieval fantasy baseball, only this time they have an excuse for wh...

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Hell's Belles: Circle of Sloth

Been ducking in and out on this one for a while. Featuring the muscular demoness of Sloth being the latest to host our hellbound human. Originally wrote it in the time of The Orc and The Prince and Barbell Barbie, and had to hesitate if I was putting out too many muscle girls on smaller guys. Figured I’d spread it out, but not so much as too many in the end. Doesn’t always happen, but I’ve got a real clear mental image of Ravash. Just imagine a minor Doom boss hot.


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Early Access: M.C. Kraken's; Dawn the Gorgon

Trying my hand at some consensual cuck play in this one, at a friend's recommendation. I'd established Dawn, the goth fast food place's medusa girl, liked to send her boyfried texts and selfies while she fucked other customers. Thought I'd bring him in to watch and tease while she did her thing. All fun for all parties rather than tragic "nooooo" shit, so should come out nicely.

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Patron Reward: Ellis' Porno Roulette

Still got these coming! The return of Ellis in her various horny incarnations, setting up a booth at a porn convention and letting passerby pay to get a random sexual act. In the spirit of an old story I did for Pizza Thot long time ago.



Ellis had become internet famous, which was no real surprise to her considering how many lewd selfies and trashy videos she’d posted of herself. She’d developed quite a following, so when she noticed ads going up about...

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Pain and Promotion: Patty McKelly vs Peggy Pizaz

Another popular poll winner, the story of two wrestling rookies getting into the big leagues. I think this is a few firsts or at least rare occurances for this storyline. Neither Becky or Sammie are involved, and it brings back an old character from one of the first matches of this old-ass story. 

Peggy was a strange but clear narrative choice for me when I brought her in. The social media babe who's better at manipulating fans and fighters than she is wrestling who ta...

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The Frankenbride: Heart Pounding

Wanted to do something quick for V Day, and remembered wanting to do another fic of this cute couple. The frankenstein monstergirl and her hubby getting kinky with her detachable, adjustable body, this time by installing a heart in her that makes everything she feels more intense. 



It wasn’t our first Valentine’s Day together, but it was one that I wanted to make special for her. I’d been married to Abomination Steinbacher as my man-made franken...

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Carbon Pink: The Stakeout

I know I’ve been doing a lot of https://twitter.com/Rapscallion_Art ‘s Carbon Pink lately, but it’s weird and fun. And I set up a party in one of the first stories, so I always feel obliged to at least introduce everyone when I do that. Of course, I still have more ideas in mind… and Raps introduced a wrestling-based character so I’ve gotta look into that, as I hint later on…

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