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Monster Essays: Crossbreeding

Been a while since one of these. You may notice the class in the essay’s description has changed; Dylan has graduated from his basic class and is pursuing his masters after getting his bachelors in Interspecies Studies, conducting some more individual projects and reporting directly to his old professor. Plan is for him to go to historical locations, interview major people in the world, visit unique areas and homelands and things like that.

I’d been asked about and thou...

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Gobtober: Cyberpunk

I’m definitely running out of steam on Gobtober, and the fight fans are probably missing their action. I/we may need to throw together a list for Fightember or something to balance things out. Maybe will finish the prompt list some day later.

In the meantime, more shortstack sex! Went with the Cyberpunk prompt, and having very little knowledge of the genre, I threw some stuff together around what little I know about the Shadowrun rpg that’s probably almost accurate. Exc...

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Clowns In The Funhouse: Big Top

I love the Funhouse series and its cast, but I find it takes a very specific mindset to write for them. A perky and overly cute tone but still sexy with an alien appeal. I keep thinking about writing a story about cartoon girls in the real world, just to realize that the clowngirl universe kind of covers that.

Big Top was teased in the lobby in earlier stories, like most of the cast is at some point. Still got a mime, spooky nightmare clown, and now a shortstack and muscle ...

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Monthly Tier Switch Approaches

Getting near the end of the month, and things went smoothly last time so let's keep that up!


1. Just a reminder that if you're still at the 50 tier, make sure to lower your pledge by the end of the month to clear out your spot.

2. Everyone else interested in the $50 story slot, do NOT upgrade yet. Please hold your pledges (and applause) until November starts proper. Pledge too soon and you'll get double-charged and I'll have to refund it rather than just "double up." View Post

Bonus Art: Ahegao Azuka

A rare pic of Azuka from The Bully Code where she's not only without her mask but not about to kick somebody's ass. 

A random reward I got off twitter from https://twitter.com/StarrybunsArt  when they were looking for ahegao OCs. She looks more like she's just making a cute face for the camera but can't beat that for free!

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Gobtober: Thief

Well I missed a day of Gobtober. Not like I didn't start late anyway. 

Minor callback to Goblins and Kimonos. A couple of yakuza ninjas go out for a basic crime errand.



“Evening, brother,” a passing guard greeted quietly. One hand was on his lantern while the other remained near the katana in his sash as usual, and the monk seemed to take no offense. The slightly tall man grunted and nodded beneath his ritualistic straw basket that ...

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Reward Art: Put A Ringu On It

Reward art for November by https://twitter.com/spunkubus?s=20. Not based on any story in particular; I just loved the mental image of Sadako (the girl from The Ring/Ringu) having a happy little dance to that Beyonce song when I heard it playing at work. Imagined her just really liking the song, since she's got that big ol' smile on under her mass of hair.

There's a few versions there with different amounts of tex...

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November Story Poll

Just more story ideas for next month. What’s your favorites? Like ‘em all? Ideas for next month? Shout it out!


Pizza Thot; Oil Rumble 3: based on AC Gats’ classic Pizza Thot. The gang brings back their theatrically sexy oil wrestling night at the stripperific pizza place.

Hellbridge’s Titfight Tonight: based on my favorite furry titboxing artist’s work. A sportscast style show reviewing recent activities in sexual sports (wrestling, titboxing, female sumo, coc...

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Gobtober: Bard

I write a lot of my stuff to entertain myself in some capacity. It’s why I leave out gaps and let them sort of fill in as I write them so it’s like I’m reading them.

That said, some parts and kind of blindside me. So I may have cried a little while writing this one. Not really sad, but this sort of sync with what I’m looking at that just makes me feel real good and proud, whether it’s mine or not. Certain movies can do that, where right at the end I can just agree...

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November Art Poll

Getting the usual early start on these. Know a lot of artists are going through creative drain or dire real life stuff, so I want to get them as much of a head start as I can to get these to you guys in a timely fashion. Still got 2 or 3 in the works that should be arriving fairly soon.



Pizza Thot Oil Rumble: AC Gats’ busty pizza girls Tips and Milkbar wrestling in an oil-filled ring. From my PIzza Thot/Amagato work.

Magic Miyuki vs...

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Frankenbride 2: Maintenance

A fic from a while back I’ve been meaning to follow up on but had to piece together what to do with her. Abby “Abomination” had a story, I wanna say a year ago? Maybe more. But she’s a fun, horny, patchwork babe who likes testing the limits of her undead body. Lucky she’s happily married to a guy who’s willing to give her all she can stand.

This one went through a lot of different ideas before the sort of cleaning and maintenance idea showed up.


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Gobtober: Monk

Another quick one for today amongst the regular posts. More of a fun scene than anything too kinky. I’ve had it pointed out to me that I tend to make real big guys or real little guys when I’m joining an RPG, and Mae here feels like one I’d make. Apart from the jumbo tits anyway, just to stay horny off main and all that. Probably takes place in the Goblins In Kimonos world.




Mae-La stepped into the simple tavern, dressed in her usual humble...

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Pokebelly Brawl: Shelly vs Oakley

Another mini-fic in the pokemon girls throwing down for belly-busting brawl. With Jessie and Shelly caught by Annie and Okaley (love those names), they end up as their sadistic playthings in another showdown.



Shelly woke up with her body aching all over. She remembered the beating she and Jessie had taken from Annie and Oakley, so it was no surprise to her. She was bound at the wrists and laying helplessly near a campfire.

The Aqua admin heard a fain...

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Cry For Input/Attention: Best Reward Art Types

Just checking in! What kind of reward art do y'all prefer? Mark as many that apply.

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Gobtober: Meme

Super last minute decision to do this one. I keep thinking I’m out of ideas for the Gobtober but I’m back in with Meme.

I’m considering the vertical split/I pose meme enough, since it’s on Knowyourmeme and all over Twitter and such. I also litter a bunch of others in there to be safe, so try and spot them all!

Memes are fun and all, but people not getting memes is about as funny to me.




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Reward Art: Mighty Milfin' Mama Rangers

Art from last month from https://cesarean-pizza.newgrounds.com. The tits, ass and legs of justice are here to squash monsters and get into comedically sexy situations. Special note on the heart themes, the highlighting of their best assets, and that there are spikes on their boots I neither asked for nor stopped the artist from adding. Probably retractable...


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NES Wrestling: Wii Fit vs Ring Fit

Short, busy and sweet, this one! It felt like an obvious match when I thought of it for the NES league, but don’t quite know enough about either game to do much with them beyond their fanart. So basically just two flexible and athletic ladies going at it in the ring while making yoga jokes. Hard to complain about that!




President Bowser was content with letting the titles stay where they were for now. The River City Girls had the tag team title...

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Patron Reward: Streamer Girls Catfight

A donor's story of two Asian youtuber gamer girls LilyPichu and AriaSaki meeting up to settle their ongoing feud in a hands-on catfight. I had a hell of a time settling on which of their names to call them by, I tell ya...




There was nothing but bad blood between the streamers LilyPichu and AriaSaki. The two Asian gamer girls had been at each other's online throats for some time now, putting fake copyright claims on each other's videos to get the...

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Gobtober: Necromancer

One of the few prompts I still had an idea for. Gobtober’s Necromancer slot felt like I didn’t have much use for a goblin necromancer, so one that worked for one felt more fitting. And with how accident prone a goblin can be, best to have some backup for them. Plus a goblin’s plenty grateful to come back as a zombie.




Aderand applied the proper magics to the runes. He left the gemstones in the proper space and sprinkled the mummy dust liber...

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Gobtober: Cosplay

I knew I had to do the Gobtober prompt for Cosplay once I saw it. Just a matter of how. Threw together a cute little thing of a popular cosplay girl making her rounds at a con. Wanted some generically sexy costume but not an overly obvious choice. One of the sexy ninja-looking sisters from MK felt like a good fit.

I also used Simp City as a Onlyfans parallel in a story for Gats/Amagato a little while back, and I was too proud of it to not keep using it.


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Gobtober: Hungry (MC Krakens)

I mostly wanted to see if I could maintain this for a whole week. I'll probably try to focus on longer stories now, but may resort back to these here and there. Also an excuse to revisit MC Kraken's, the goth monstergirl McDonald's and their metalhead goblin janitors. They were a super fun cast because they're one of the few who just don'es want to be there. Except these two idiots.



“Ooh! Ooh, wait for it,” Ratch warned.

The chubby shortstack hel...

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Gobtober: Family

One more tossed together! Family had to have something with a goblin being knocked up, and remembered the happy married couple from Goblin Coplin. Half-breed babies do exist, and even had their own story once, but they can be a handful and rarely turn out the same level of half-and-half.

Gretchen’s old goblin cop story’s over https://www.patreon.com/posts/16095011  and ...

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Bonus Sketch: Ichiru of The Bully Code

Grabbed a quick sketch from https://twitter.com/Wriizzyarts  for the latest Bully Code girl. I keep getting really visual with them when I write, so always get the urge to have their look sort of cemented. I definitely pictured her a little more cartoony than the others so their style felt great to exaggerate some things with. Bearing in mind she's a 7 foot tall mute goth girl



Takane j...

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Gobtober: Plague (Doctor)

Hitting Plague for gobtober. When a human calls in sick his goblin girlfriend decides to show up in her sexy plague doctor costume.

Realized this falls under cosplay, and Halloween among the other gobtober prompts, which is why I’m probably not going to do them all. Seriously, what am I going to do with OC for writing goblins? That’s what I do all the time anyway. 

Not sure I'll make it over the weekend or how often I'll update this trend, but glad I...

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The Bully Code Gang Guide

I started keeping a list of random gang names to use in The Bully Code, then started using some of them in the background, then designed a few members... and thought I'd keep a running list. So I stuck together some of the ideas and made this to amuse myself for a while at work.



The Kutakori Nightmare Girls: easily the most powerful gang in the region despite their relatively small numbers. They are rapidly growing lately and are known to ...

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Patron Reward: The Succuboss:

A fun idea finished from a backlog for a double-dose. A human finds himself signing away his sex drive when he becomes the assistant to a succubus without realizing all that entails. 



Joe was looking for a decent paying job, and the position at Digital Diagnostics seemed too good to be true. It was, but it wasn’t apparent when he signed up. The fact that it was run by a succubus came as a mild surprise, but nothing he couldn’t overlook. Demons wer...

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Gobtober: Warlock

Gang, I swear I’ve been working on other things besides this, but it’s all fast and easy. I’ve been burning out or tired all week so these have been helping as short pieces to put out, drawing in readers with the #gobtober thing, and just helping me shake off the rust to work on other stories. I was genuinely stuck one day until I threw together the Party prompt the other day and got to working on others.

Anyway, today I chose Warlock. It’s a little degrading when a...

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Gobtober: Fighter (Goblin MMA)

Keeping on that bandwagon. Fighter prompt just made me want to revisit Lix from the recent reward art. She shows how she can put goblin curves and libido to good use in the ring.



The MMMA audience always loved a match that had Lix “The Rat” Ratita involved. It was downright rare to find a goblin in the martial arts community, as they lacked the reach, strength or even the focus to show much interest in physical conflict. They were much more into basic ...

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Gobtober: Party

I’m starting to get into this gobtober thing, so picking a few more prompts to do over the month. Maybe some after too. Depends how things go. 

Anyways, went with the prompt “Party.” Another adventuring party with a goblin (and a few other horny monster stereotypes) tries to do things the easy way. It doesn’t work because horny.





“Okay… double checking the plan,” Sir Oliver confirmed. The towering half...

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Patron Reward: Lust For Power

Starting to deliver on some patron rewards! Glad to see that rotating out the top spots seems to be working smoothly...

So a big power fantasy fic! A bitchy and entitled girl wakes up with super powers and an intense urge to cum. Her orgasms make her even stronger and hornier, so she just sort of wrecks havoc on the world around her crying to cum again.



It had been a strange morning for Cassandra. She woke up horny, for one thing, and not ju...

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