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Reward Art #2: Scrappa's Babies

Here's your latest reward: the babies from the Goblin Diaries.


From left to right (top left sweeping down to top right): Scuttlebutt, Boosa, Rixin, Nicki, Theedy, Junka, Debrii


A lot of little surprises in this piece, but I love seeing what artists do with it. I realize I've never exactly said what color the twins were, so I guess they're purple to make them a gross little rainbow.  I imagined Nicki's hair as more of a dalmatian pattern, but the streak is such ...

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Moodere Input Poll

So in between the high-voted ones, I try to work on random story ideas on the side or the ones that get the occasional vote but never quite make the leaderboard. I'm pecking at Moodere, the story of a sexed-up, Power Rangers-style monster that loses the evil overlord that summoned her and tries to get by in the world today. I've realized she's going to need a roommate to be wacky at, the question is who?


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Pokegirls Adventure Part 2

In this part, Marshall catches another teammate and takes on the next Pokedojo to move his way up the ranks. We even get a glimpse into his motivations for a minute there, completely by accident. Just sort of came up as I wrote it... also got the art sketched and paid for, so it's on its way.


White City was a lot of things that Marshall's hometown wasn't: big, clean, tall, and very densely populated. The place had a real way of making Marshall feel like a country boy. He kn...

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Caption Pic: Alien Head Banger

another big-headed alien request from a thread that I flew through.  text below as usual. Reminds me of an old rp I might make into a story here some time of a shapeshifter landing on the planet and having whacky lifedebt hijinx with the person who saves them


“I appreciate all this hospitality, human-friend. My vessel should repair itself before long, but your wooden house is very charming. I do hope that my presence is not too disruptive to your lifestyle.

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Lily Max Punches Out Grand Tigress

more from the Punch Out! parody. I went in planning to make Grand Tigress just sort of a dirty fighter, because reality's a little loopy in the Lily Max Punches Out narrative, but I don't know if there's real mystical powers like the original Grand Tiger seeme to have. So playing her as a not especially strong but very tactical fighter who plays up the mystic angle to fuck with people felt like a fun twist to add. Also considered her wearing her head wrap the entire time, but realized that t...

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Art Poll Closed

Scrappa's Babies wins it. Got an artist or two I'm getting a hold of that I'll get that back to you guys soon. Currently thinking a sort of forced family photo thing, with the girls climbing over and wrestling each other rather than just standing portrait pics.

Annnnnd... if you guys behave yourself, maybe comment on your favorite works and things, I might just commission someone for one of the runners up.


Also Lily Max and Pokegirls both about 75% done, so expect those right ...

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Southern Valley Sexfight High pt 2: Challenging the Club

back by popular demand/vote. Annie Snatch has joined the sexfight club at Southern Valley High, but they're short a member to be official. The exact direction of this story was a last-minute decision, but with a world this big and developed, I feel comfortable kind of diving headfirst into the stories. It's the main draw of doing this Patreon thing, anyway; quick, fun and easy to write. 


I'm also definitely leaving the club's roster open to adding more. I left a fe...

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Art Poll Update (no, it's not over yet)

Just a point I hadn't decided/failed to make before when posting the art poll: I'll be leaving it open until this Friday (19th) before I call the conclusion. If it comes to ties, I'll make a judgement call, but right now Scrappa's Babies has the lead. Head on over, scope em out, and make you call if you haven't already!

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Commission Art Poll#2

Well overnight, it turns into one more extra-generous month from you lot of standup folks. And since that puts us up over the marker and I assured you I would, time to buy us another picture. Here's the ideas that lasted from last time as well as some new ones based on ideas or stories. Feel free to pitch in more ideas too... assuming I'm not making up too many choices as it is! Too many options and I feel like I'm just begging for more ties in the polls.


Anyway, what do you want to...

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The Goblin Curse

A request from the old /aco/ shortstack thread. Sort of got out of control on me, especially with developing the side characters. Story of most of my works, though.



Allison had no idea what went wrong. She got up for school, went to the bathroom, checked herself in the mirror... and realized the mirror was about twice as high as it was yesterday. It took her a few minutes to wake up properly (she could practically apply her makeup in her sleep), so she was absolu...

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Pokegirl Gym Questions

Hey, gang. Almost done with the Goblin Curse story. I'll be starting the Pokegirls story soon, including Marshall's first Pokedojo battle (cleverly renamed gym battle). I'm tossing and turning a bit on the theme for the dojo's leader (Pokepimp Isaac), so I thought I'd leave it to the whims of the public. So what type should Isaac specialize in?

Keep in mind that Marshall's party so far is Squirtle, Snorlax, Mankey, and Ekans. Also keep in mind that I'm considering making the rule that winning ...

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Goblin Diaries: A Day At the Pond

>Feb 12th: the weather's surprisingly nice for this time of year. Not exactly hot, but an early Spring kind of setup. Scrappa's a little wary about the kids, but that seems to be strictly out of goblin survival instinct (what you might call cowardice). I ask her why and she says she's afraid of predators or traps or one of them getting hurt. I hug her tight and tell her that her Bicka knows best and that I'll protect every last one of them. It takes a little coaxing and bribi...

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The Unofficial Vote List For May

For folks who are in for a dollar or just poking their heads in to see what's up, here's what the $2 patrons will be voting for in this month's lineup. Voters, the actual vote is one post down, so don't get confused!


 

-Pokegirl Adventures: continued adventures of Marshall Baller, Squirtle, Ekans, and his team as they keep trying to catch all of 'em and face their first official trial: a showdown with his first poke-dojo leader and self-proclaimed Pokepim...

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Story Poll For May

Once again, good to see the loyal crew and new faces this month. Still shy of the illustration this month, but if we can bump it up a few more bucks during the month, I’ll consider that a part of it. Regardless, the stories keep coming. A couple new ideas, some spinoffs and sequels, so take a look and make your vote. Don't forget to post or message me your choice if you're in one of the higher tiers and... you know what? Let's try this: If you have a second choice or a close call, you ...

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Borderlands: Biggie and Liddie

So just a writing prompt I asked for on 4chan. Felt like writing something dumb on my birthday, so I asked the Shortstack thread for ideas on a short story; got the request for a midget and hulking pair of female psychos from Borderlands. I fucking LOVE those games (co-op PvE is my jam) and could play them for years. Basically for you outsiders, most of it's explained beyond it being a scifi wasteland of a planet. Hilarious and very fun game. Grab em on the cheap if you can. But yea, the sto...

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Adventures In The Sexy Multiverse

I had the roster for this project done a couple weeks ago. It wasn't ever really a poll-crusher, but folks have voiced some interest pretty steadily, and I'd written all of this week's real winners. I wasn't positive that I could finish a full segment by the end of the month and still keep up with my regular work (commissions getting cranked out and my novel near 10K words; got to figure out if that's considerable novel size of if I'm making this would-be trilogy into a single super novel)So...

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Welcome to Wendies (caption)

another 4chan request I threw together in like 5 minutes. someone asked for some femdom and worship stuff, so slapped together a dialogue thing since those always tend to go by quick. Quickly learning that dialogue and action are kind of my thing (scenery, not so much)


“Oh hey, you’re back! I knew you’d come crawlin’ back for more.”

“Just can’t keep away, can you, little loser? Well, you know the drill. On your knees.”

“Get that fa...

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Goblin Diaries 3 : Diplomacy

another part in the Scrapa story while being something of an aside. I know some people wondered about the non-goblin residents. I check in on everyone who's not directly related to Scrappa in this one, and introduce a few more members of the populace that Steve wasn't so aware of. It's thoroughly canon and stuff I'm pleased with, but just don't mind if it's wanders a bit from Scrappa herself for a bit on this entry.


>Feb 8: Scrappa has the kids pretty un...

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Magical Girl Fight Club

the original basis was kind of crossing magical girls with pro wrestling, so a suplex would be as effective as a laser. It kind of ended up adding the weird sort of revitalization that magical girls have been going through in what I've seen as a lot of dark retellings like Madoka. Some series do it a lot less tastefully in just murdering off characters so quickly that I don't come to care about them at all, being gone too quickly or knowing that they're doomed by red flags or just sheer volu...

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Caption Pic: Angry Wee Scotswoman

This sort of came into my head after recalling a few of the better The Scotsman moments in Samurai Jack, along with his army of daughters in the last episode and learning that he was genderswapped in one chapter of the comics.  Text below as usual.



"Oh, ya think ye're a right fine stud there, don't ya laddie? Ya arse-lickin', cum-suckin', chronic-masturbatin', limp-dicked, no ball-havin', panty-waisted lightweight fruitcake! Ah've seen wee schoolgirls with bigger coc...

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Caption Pic: Asuka's Breast Envy

saw a request on a thread on 4chan asking for a breast envy cap on this pic. cleaned it up and wrote on up, so sharing it on here before it inevitably vanishes somewhere else. Text saved below for good measure:


“What? That’s not really what boys like, is it? It’s all fat! Seriously! Every other girl is trying to lose weight while she gets to sit there and eat like a hog and get tits like that…

“And that ass… do you see her ass? It’s like twice as big...

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The Anklebiters Part 3: The Exhibitionist Exhibition

This one really took off on me. Basically came together in about 24 hours based on a loose plan. Fun to see the girls start falling into roles that I hadn't exactly defined right away. Like part 1, it's a bit light on the sex until the end, but was a lot of fun to write. Feels good to know I can handle Murderball games a lot like I did group fights in my other commissions.


The Black Knives were on the lower middle of the Murderball leagues, so they felt like a safe way to g...

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Minor Update: $20 Tier = Add a Vote Option

Just a quick addition to the donor's options. Anklebiters is roughly halfway through from just focusing on it today, and liking where it's going, but I had another idea that came up for a reward.

At $20, the donor can contribute one idea that's added to the monthly poll. Their spending their votes on it will only count as 2 votes, despite the usual reward tier. Voting for someone else's will still get full credit, but if one person pays 20 and crushes the polls with their own vote, kind of tak...

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Sexfight High: The New Girl

Well this sort of went out of control in a good way. Sorry about all the filler between the start of the month and this one. I threw it into the polls without much idea on where to go with it beyond a bunch of punny names. It became a TON of punny names, world-building a culture that revolves around sexual competition, and setting up a tale of a girl living in her mother's shadow. Also there's tits, ass and vaginas everywhere! Fun stuff, so hope y'all enjoy. I'll be moving on to Anklebiters ...

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The Goblin Diaries 2 (bulk post edition)

Just realized I'd never posted the rest of thi

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Psychic Abduction Caption

Something I threw together with a little thought after finding this pic on /aco/. Big heads is a weird kind I see now and then, and while the idea itself isn't my thing, big boobs and four arms are good shit. So I threw something together with a condescending and accidentally intimidating alien woman who has a thing for the more primitive types like humans. Full text below as well, if needed.


Sexfight High should be done soonish too. Good progress made, and have my eyes on its gener...

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Monthly Poll For April

Ah, my birth month.  Glad to see some new faces still showing up. As usual, if you're the $5 or above tiers, toss me a PM or post right here about what your story of choice is to get that extra vote credit. I also added some extra description to some of the older ones about what chapter is next in a series or a cast for the multiverse story.


-Sexfight High: takes place in an alternate world where sexfighting is a massively popular sport and the...

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Kate Kinsley vs Fuckin' Everybody Part 2

This one's been a long time coming... I wrote part 1 a few years back (and posted up here recently) with the intention of it becoming my first catfight-based novel. That sort of became Heranes and her story, when inspiration came for her sexy fights, identity issues, and comically overcompitence at violence. A Scott Pilgrim parody at first, Kate Kinsley kept getting more ideas until everyone had sort of grown into their own, and fighting seven of her boyfriend's ex-lovers and some vague retr...

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Goal Artwork: Zhang-Oh vs Katsumi

Reward art for reaching the $50 mark. Enjoy it, and a few exclusive to the Patreon variant pics attached below. Great art by http://maverick-h-stuff.tumblr.com , the same guy who drew the earlier art of Scrappa. Loved the little touches he put in for the gals.


"How did you even get in here?" Zhang pressed further. "I didn't see anyone outside when I was approaching."

Katsumi jerked a thumb ...

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Pokegirls Adventure

Not gonna lie to you: this one turned out longer and odder than I'd expected. It's got some story, some adventure, some sexy wrestling, some regular sex, some humiliation, some world-building... not sure if it's too many flavors to have at once, but it's enjoyable. Would continue. So rank #2 from this month's poll, enjoy a world of Pokemon where they're actually creatures in the forms of bizarre, magical, and variously sexy women, and everyone is totally okay with that.


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