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Harley Quinn vs Wonder Woman Boxing Match

I wrote this one as a passing thought when somebody brought up the old Muhammed Ali vs Superman comic. I know they did some more recent version of Harley fighting a de-powered Superman but didn’t sound that interesting. Boxing a weakened Wonder Woman in a big public spectacle, now that had me thinking.

Harley’s really fun to write, though, especially with the accent. I messed with an older story of Harley Quinn fighting her alternate selves from a malfunctioning portal....

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My Art: Recent Doodles

Just things I've been messing with during my downtime and when I'm too tired or distracted to write something. I'm still doodling and messing around, but like how I'm progressing.

There was a streak where I was drawing goblin vtubers, since I've always liked drawing creatures and monsters more than people. They felt like easy practice for a bunch of unique faces. I more and more just start drawing and seeing what I like coming out of it, so some ended up as surprises while I watched som...

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Early Access: Wrestle Kingdom 11; Mirror Match

The isekai'd wrestling gamer girls are back! They get used to their newest party member's trolling personality and language barrier, just to find that some mimic's been hijacking their gold. 

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Patron Reward: Nessa vs Misty

Two water gym leaders fighting in the water. In their "element," even if the other pokegirls in the audience are bored as hell with them and glad to take some cheap shots when they can.



The NES league was a big mixed up mess of competitive personas and mismatched personalities, so rivalries were fairly common. There was especially bad blood between Nessa and Misty from the Pokemon games. The two popular water pokemon gym leaders were not only thematically ...

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The Big Fucking Nerd

The highly voted story of a big titty nerd girl asking her friend to help her lose her virginity. Sort of a big combination of pieces of old ideas, between Geekdom and assorted other characters. Late in the story, I found myself thinking of Gats' red-haired "as your childhood friend" character as a vague mental image. Debated a lot of body types with her, but massive fucking tits that were clumsy as shit on her was always the focus for Annabelle.

She also mainly goes by Ann...

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Patron Reward: Jester's Fight Night

Another reward fic for the month. Sort of a revisit of an older story of catfighting stage magicians, but this one's an organized act instead of a vengeful brawl (that's presented as if it were a vengeful brawl). I'm starting to get through the rewards and cutting into the voted stories lately, getting back into the groove on these.



Many were eager to see the locally famous Ariel Laforge perform. Her talent for stage magic, performing, and stunt work were ...

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Early Access: Queen Peach Koopa

Happy Peach x Bowser couple story. I normally go for longer before posting these, but I really liked the intro and it sets up a lot very quickly

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Lady Revlim Neverhug and The Goblin House of Gloom

This story was entirely built around a pun and took some wild turns on me halfway into writing it.

I thought it’d be funny to have 4 goblin noble houses of Gloom, Doom, Boom, and Coom. Explosives, spooky prophecies, emo despair, and fucking like crazy. Forming it into a sex fic, the option was obvious: someone captured decides to go in the care of house Coom and becomes a sex/breeding slave.

Then I started writing it, described the leaders in what was meant...

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Patron Reward: Monster Prom Knockout Run

So a bit of setup to this one! It's Monster Prom, but what if it's all bad endings where you lose at boxing to genderswapped female (into male) characters.

Monster Prom's good shit. Took me a bit to get the hang of the gameplay but it's funny enough that it didn't bother me. I've tinkered with a few things in the same spirit or even setting as the game, but this' my first semi-real venture into finishing something for it.



You know that Monst...

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Early Access: Harley vs Wonder Woman

Another voted story I'm starting up early. Hardest part was settling on how canon or accurate (basically not very) I felt like making it. I took from here and there, but I keep loosely basing it with the Harley Quinn show in mind since I didn't read a ton of DC.

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Goth vs Bully Payback

Been itching to actually post something since I've been properly back instead of a lot of teases over last month. Which is a lot of just productivity hangups, really, looking back at my pace for being "off" for the month. So I felt like doing something quick, familiar and easy throughout today. So here's a bully who messes with a goth girl and calls her out for a public wrestling match before realizing she's way outclassed.

Had some mild Ashley the Anti-Bully energy from th...

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April Reward Art Poll

Back to hiring. Think we're just at the right tier for two, assuming people don't come flooding back in for the new month (not much changed, really). One of the few times doing a comic idea on here, but lots to pick from. And by lots I mean 5 because too many means a lot of people losing that poll.


Fresh Banner: updated banner art of the chubby trio. A cowgirl, wrestler and goblin girl at a sexy sleepover.

Goblin Ogre Tagteam Move: retu...

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Early Access: Big Fucking Nerd

Taking a big, surprising lead in the polls, here's the big titty nerd girl who bugs her friend into losing her virginity. That common dance of mine between weird and sexy. Also just felt like posting something to help separate the polls in the timeline, so the art poll's later.

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April Story Poll

Back at it for next month! Thought I'd let this one drag out a little later to let anybody trickle back in. Bunch of new ideas this time since I plan on working on some classics anyway.


The Banner Trio: I make a story and some lore for the best friend cowgirl, goblin, and lucha ladies in my banner art above.

Devl Or Your Angle Catfight: a moral decision leads to the devil and angel on a lady’s shoulders getting into a tiny brawl.

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My Art: Princess Pear

Some art I did myself of my Mario background princess, Princess Pear. I used actual references for once, knowing Mario princesses don't vary too much in their silhouette. Pear's always thirsty for attention, especially if it means being kidnapped by a sexy monsterboi bf. Of course, her being ridiculously strong and durable (if generally incompetent) living in a mining kingdom full of jacked mushroom men makes her an unlikely victim.

Tried to tie in a few things. She grew up in the town ...

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Early Access: Titboxer In Training 4

More of Sedna the Hellbridge inspired sealgirl taking on tougher opponents. Feels like I'm doing more boxing than wrestling lately, if just cuz of interesting new concepts coming up for them...

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Boombbox Boogie 4: Spreading the Word

Wrote this one all today. I had a few ideas floating around for the series, wanting to always escalate or change what was going on. I had the teacher/principal angle in mind first, and felt like that needed addressing. Partly because I’d forgotten if I’d set it in summer vacation or not. Basically meant for this to cement our guy’s pretty safe in his magic music experiments. I’d planned on the second part being a full story’s worth, but the teacher bit lasted longer than I’d e...

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Bonus Art: Beefers’ Jackie

Another monthly bonus sketch based on Jackie, my punky tomboy from the sexy steakhouse Beefers. It was just a portrait sketch so didn’t catch her wheelchair but caught her spirit just right!

Art from https://www.patreon.com/yourvalentinebabe


Her stories are at https://www.hen...

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Next Month Update (back to normal)

Just a heads up that I'll be getting back to the usual for April. I got a lot done this month but I've been trickling in stories anyway and it's a fun hobby on the side. I might go light on commission work, but I'm planning to keep up all the usual rewards on here. I think the 50 slots are full up unless somebody bails out last minute. Reward art and story polls should start up late this month/early next so people can settle back into that.


I the meantime, for any who wondere...

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Dörte Backpfeifengesicht's Punchable Face

A random thought one day when I remembered learning the German phrase “Backpfeifengesicht.” It means a face you want to punch/slap, and that kind of built into a persona as I brainstormed it out into a lady you love to see lose. So it became this supportive but sadomasochistic fandom surrounding this woman who’s too strong for the middle ranks so she’s stuck losing over and over.

As usual, making the humiliation of somebody bitchy and signing up for it with some un...

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Early Access: Hanging At the Monkey Bar

Another entry to the furry-meets-human setting I've dabbled in. This time with a monkeygirl stripper that takes a shine of a human guest. The pun definitely helped motivate writing this one.

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Mom's Bully

bully seduces and corrupts a guy’s mom.” I loosened it up a little to be slightly more affectionate than it sounds but is very much a mix of messing with this guy while also the mom being very genuinely sweet and the bully girl being appreciative in her own rough and tumble way. I don’t know if the requester expected some kind of NTR to it, and this is probably as close as I’ll get, which is just “Dude, stop banging my mom so loud in the next room, okay?”

Anyway...

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Early Access: Backpfeifengesicht's Punchable Face

Old fact I learned about the German word for a face you want to slap. Considered it as a character concept, and that led to Dorte here. Long-time loser of a boxer who even her fans like watching her lose spectacularly. 

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The Abductable Princess Pear

This was another fun one! I’ve dabbled in OC Mario princesses, but I was more into writing alts of the existing princesses. This was the first time I really zeroed in on the idea, combining it with an older idea of a princess who’s jealous and dying to get kidnapped cuz that’s her kink.

I think she really kicked off for me when the name came up. I did all I could to make her look unique while still just fitting the mold of every Mario princess as a whole, and making h...

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Mousegirl Infestation

story had a mousegirl in it because that was a commission. Mostly felt like getting into shortstacks again and it just came to me of what if a rat problem was actually one short, slacker mousegirl? I’m not even big on them usually. Just situationally fit really well.

I also said I’d take most of the month off but this is still fun for me. Plus I’ve got delayed commission artwork still coming in so expect some updates. I’ve got some progress on my side projects and c...

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Titboxer In Training 3: The Muscle Mouse Match

A commissioner that requested some direction for the next chapter in Sedna's story. We did some back and forth working out an idea. Basically a scenario where Sedna could be way outclassed by an opponent without getting into the full professional stuff. I settled on a musclebound mouse for her opponent, shorter but beefy enough to toss around the heavy seal rather than being a full shortstack. It's a fun excuse to explore her Sedna's motives and style too.



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Bonus Art: Azuka's Selfie

I signed up for an art-level tier at https://www.patreon.com/yourvalentinebabe. I found them doing the Leslie and Brianne/Keithstack comic voiceovers and they did some neat sketch stuff for cheap so figured why not? I happened to have started writing the Bully Code girls again the other day but requested this a few weeks ago, so kind of just happened to show up together. 

Azuka's a berserk little shor...

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Early Access to Bully Code: Bully Gauntlet

A story I'd been trying to piece together for a bit now, really wanting to get back into Bully Code. The girls go to a mixer/group date to back up their homey, with variously terrifying results for their dates. 

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The Ahegao Emo

A deadpan goth girl who wants to get into ahegao. I think it all started as a pun that I really wanted to flesh out, which isn’t that uncommon. I’ve done a few stories that were a tempting enough challenge or dare, and know other writers who have. I think Butcher’s Dresden Files was originally written out of spite.

I think Crystal’s adorable. Wanted to go a little alien with her, and white hair over the obvious black or dyed. She’s not unemotional but she’s real...

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NES Wrestling: Chun-Li vs Tifa

Idea crossed my mind and felt like a bit of a softball to write it out. Real easy way to win the votes with two big name sexy video game girls. I found myself thinking of those old 3D fight videos done in a DOA style at times, while others were just my classic sex wrestling bits. Sometimes it’s speed vs power, sometimes sexy vs serious, brawling vs martial arts… honestly, turned out way closer than I expected and threw in some surprises for myself, in a way.



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