That's right, it's on the blog.
You can see the changelog at that blog post, and fetch the download link. I spent many hours reworking the ability descriptions so here's hoping they make the game more readable.
2020-12-15 01:28:31 +0000 UTC
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We need a few bots to fill out the enemy listing for chapter 5, so here's some that Koops designed. These sexy robot secretaries make sure that Lord Units aren't overburdened by their difficult duties.
Despite appearances, they actually have the same level of intellect as a scraprat or a PDU. They share spare parts with Lord Units for easy manufacturing and repairs.
2020-12-07 10:53:14 +0000 UTC
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The poll results are on this blog post!
Now it's back to work for me.
2020-12-07 10:46:40 +0000 UTC
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There is an update on the blog.
I will discuss poll results next week, I was busy today and yesterday. Otherwise, it will be bugfixing and balance changes for the next while, then on to chapter 5's update.
Monday Patron Bonus Stuff resumes next week, with robot designs by Koops!
2020-12-01 03:29:53 +0000 UTC
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Here's a special feedback poll. Some of the questions overlap with the public one, but this one counts for more because that's how democracy works I am told.
Patron bonus stuff resumes next week. And if you want to know how to unlock debug mode, there's a post for that!
2020-11-24 02:30:02 +0000 UTC
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(Mediafire / Mega.nz) (Win/OSX)
That's right, the final content patch for chapter 1. You can now explore the rubbery area on the west side of the map and experience an all-new stupid quest chain that I thought was terribly amusing. Enjoy!<...
2020-11-16 23:34:56 +0000 UTC
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It's all there in the blog.
I am so tired.
2020-11-16 23:31:32 +0000 UTC
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Download it (Mediafire / Mega)
What's new in this one? Head over to St. Fora's and let the gravemarkers give you a hug. Also, there is a quest with Polaris to upgrade your runestone (it may not appear correctly in existing savefiles ...
2020-11-09 21:09:44 +0000 UTC
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Once again there is an update post on the blog.
Patrons get another patch today, which contains a new TF and the western part of the map. Get psyched!
2020-11-09 21:06:55 +0000 UTC
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Update: Fixed a really weird problem where the zip file was missing half its bytes for no reason? Mediafire / Mega.nz
Don't cross the river north of the fishing village, there's nothing over there (yet) and some o...
2020-11-03 06:01:16 +0000 UTC
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We have a crosspost on the blog. Very brief, still fixing stuff and adding stuff and all that. Patrons get a patch real quick!
2020-11-03 05:56:32 +0000 UTC
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Holy cow, here it is! OSX and Windows right now, Linux later this week (probably).
Mediafire / Mega.nz
If you have immediate feedback or bug reports, the best place for them 2020-10-27 01:11:08 +0000 UTC
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PATRONS GET TO PLAY THE BBP PROTOTYPE TODAY.
That's it, that's the update.
2020-10-27 01:07:44 +0000 UTC
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(Let's see if Patreon's ogg playing software explodes this time)
This is part of the new content for chapter 1. Exactly what happens? I'm not telling you, it's a surprise. Wait a week and find out.
2020-10-19 19:31:45 +0000 UTC
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Well pardner, I reckon there's an update post on the blog.
For you people who can't click through, the objective is a patron prototype next Monday.
2020-10-19 19:28:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey remember how Mario was writing chapter 1 themed stories, and then he didn't for a year? Well he did again and now you get to read it!
Check it out here, all patrons get it. Link is good for 45 days SO HE SAYS.
Why is it for all patrons? Because let's be honest, it's been a year. Let's just give it out.
It will also go up on Amazon later once we have an appropriate cover for it. That will cost 5 ...
2020-10-13 03:52:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey look, an update on the blog.
Patrons stay tuned, Mario has a special treat for you.
2020-10-13 03:49:01 +0000 UTC
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Go check out the blog to see it! I go into most of the features of the BBP.
There is also a few lines about progress updates. Still working on stuff.
2020-10-05 19:55:27 +0000 UTC
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Want to hear the newest track by DrDissonance? That's the advantage of being a patron, you know. As per usual, Patreon really doesn't handle embedded audio well, so you'll have to download it.
Here's a link.
2020-09-29 01:13:54 +0000 UTC
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Hark! What flutters at the edges of my vision? An update post!
Would people (that's you, person reading this) want to see an update post showing all the new stuff coming in the Big Balance Patch, or is that something I should leave as a surprise. Answer in the comments, you nerds!
2020-09-29 01:09:35 +0000 UTC
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An update. Is on. The blog.
Meanwhile, here is Polaris' finalized emotes sheet. She'll be making a cameo in chapter 1 in the new areas of the map. Her design is simple but so darn cute!
2020-09-21 23:55:02 +0000 UTC
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Another week, another post.
Work kicked my ass last week, but I have a few days off this week to actually get new content in instead of just keeping up with the myriad bugfixes.
2020-09-15 04:34:07 +0000 UTC
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One of the new enemies being added to chapter 1, this is a tougher version of the normal werecat. She has more abilities, does more damage, and likes the toughest version of hunting - blatant theft.
2020-09-08 01:49:43 +0000 UTC
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Quick, look here, it's an update post on the blog!
Still cracking away at the bugfixes. I told the artists to get their rears in gear in order to keep up with scenario development.
2020-09-08 01:44:35 +0000 UTC
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This is the "Best Friend" enemy, who goes alongside the skullcrawler as the non-monstergirl type enemy. This was one of the enemy designs that were going into the previous project "Patron Saint" that never got off the ground, so we recycled it for Pandemonium.
The original version looked like this:

Expect to run into these baddies in chapter 2.
2020-09-01 03:25:23 +0000 UTC
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An update post was recently unearthed on the blog by our dedicated miners.
Still plugging away at getting the BBP ready. Hoping to start map work this week.
2020-09-01 03:22:21 +0000 UTC
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We have a post on the blog. What could it contain? Only clicking here will tell!
No bonus stuff this week since Chicken is on vacation in "Jutland" which she is keen to impress on me is definitely a real place and not something she made up.
2020-08-25 03:36:52 +0000 UTC
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Yes, even more free bonus stuff for everyone courtesy of #1 enthusiast Klaysee. You all owe her a debt of gratitude, damn you!
Oh, and an update post. Almost done the BBP's mechanical aspects!
2020-08-18 03:28:23 +0000 UTC
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There's an update on the blog which may or may not be from this week. Find out!
You can also find out who made this lovely image above, and find out about the translation of Alfine's Diary, AND see some stuff about coding which is so boring I almost fell asleep!
2020-08-10 19:20:59 +0000 UTC
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