Hey it's Monday, and because it's a regular thing we do, there's a post up on the blog.
Nothing incredible this week, just a progress report. Everyone is working hard on chapter 5.
A tentative goal has been set for End of June. We will do our best to meet it!
2019-05-14 03:04:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at these pretty dress emotes! The full sheets are below for those interested.
Yep, these sure are two Lord Golems. Nothing suspicious or spy-like here. No siree.
2019-05-06 18:26:17 +0000 UTC View Post
And the day of the moon did come, and there was an update crosspost, and everyone did collectively go "oh yeah, they do that every Monday".
This time, we have more fanart by Goop-Sinpai, the results of the Monster Prom poll (spoiler: It's happening and you people need to stop making tie results arrrrgghhhh), Pandemonium is going wides...
2019-05-06 18:20:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a mouthful!
Vote for your favourite monsterform and Monster Prom character at this poll! Polls close in one week as usual.
I tried to tell the artists no but(t) they love Monster Prom so darn much that there was simply no way to restrain them. They are violent wild animals please send help or guns.
2019-04-30 02:02:47 +0000 UTC View PostAnother Monday, another cro - holy hell a Monster Prom mod?
Just a reminder: This is months away. The mod tools were only *just* announced and probably aren't even finished. Chapter 5 will likely be shipped by the time we even start working on this!
2019-04-30 02:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry that the ghosts aren't naked too, but that's Chickenwhite for you.
And here's an extra - concept art!
Update post on the blog, blah blah - NEKOMATAS.
Patrons will get see the NSFW version and concept art, too. Now you can't say I never did nothin for you.
2019-04-23 00:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostI released a small patch for Prototype 5-3f. This fixes the Electrosprite Adventure bug. When playing Adventure Mode, if you try to access the Electrosprite Text Adventure, the program goes to a black screen and stops. The patch fixes that.
You can get the patch here. I've rolled it into the normal download on Mediafire and Mega.nz as well...
2019-04-18 14:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey! If you're a 5$ patron, you get access to Doll Manor, and I will send you a link and password.
Unfortunately, Patreon sucks at telling me about new 5$ patrons. The notifications system has been broken for three years at least and isn't well designed even if it did work.
Which is my way of saying: If you are a new 5$ patron but cannot access Doll Manor, just send me a message and I'll get you sorted out ASAP. Thanks!
2019-04-17 09:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Coming soon to a screen near you (specifically, the Biolabs) is Some Moths Do, the only videograph where the Action Never Stops.
Starring the famed actress Sammy Davis of Queensbrook, Pandemonium, in the first videograph to star a non-Regulan, and her co-star Amelia Weyburn (of Drunken Tai-do fame!), join Agent Almond on a non-stop explosion-fest as she battle terrorists to clear her name and find true love.
Can Agent Almond 2019-04-15 23:56:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah yeah, Salty wrote a boring update post. What a loser. Talk about something interesting.
Okay, how about this guide that everyone's favourite white-haired megafan, Klaysee, wrote? It's way better than my stupid jokes. She's spent the past few weeks assembli...
2019-04-15 23:46:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at this title screen as produced by Stinkehund. It has everything you want: atmosphere, foreshadowing, corgis, and water rendering which caused Chickenwhite to become giddy. Artists are very easily impressed.
This will be taking over in Prototype 5-4, along with (probably) a new main menu. The old one looks kinda ratty. Good job, Hund!
(He kept asking to make water come out of the corgi's butt and we kept on telling him no)
2019-04-09 04:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This is also a crosspost post. Gotcha!
You can get the new version here. It fixes the DoT-Crash bug, should fix 3D mode's weird Z-fighting problem on some graphics cards, and adds a new Maid enemy to Classic and Corrupter modes.
There were enou...
2019-04-09 04:45:12 +0000 UTC View PostYes, that's right, we have an update crosspost. Like we do every week. Except this time, the crosspost is for all ages! That's right, your kids can look at this one. So call them into the room and slam their heads into your computer monitor!
The Monday Patron Bonus Stuff is not this week, the thing I needed Hund to do has to be done later since he's still working o...
2019-04-02 04:34:58 +0000 UTC View PostHey look, this is (possibly) the final version of the new LRT theme. Made by DrDiss, it's going to be part of yet another music experiment.
The plan here is to loop specific sections of the song for different sections of the area, seamlessly. I'll be writing the needed code later today. For now, enjoy the song!
And if you're a new 5$ patron, I'll be sending out the extras for this month after I write this post.
2019-03-26 01:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again an action-packed blog update can be found here.
More fan art, updates to the Unity game, my headphones are falling apart, and updates to programming. Phew!
2019-03-26 00:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Stinkehund is such a weirdo.
We got Christine's Latex Drone emotes this week, and he did this. Here's the original:
If people want me to, I will get Hund to make an alternate for all of Christine's emotes which have the sticky note. Nobody in the game will comment on it, because they don't want to be that girl. You know the one.
2019-03-19 04:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a link to the blog post. And here's a link to Goop-Sinpai's DA so you can see all her totally ordinary in-no-way-adult art. This marks the second incidence of fanart, with the first being Mephaustis' demon Mei (we miss you, Mephaustis. Come back to us!)
For all you new patrons, I wil...
2019-03-19 04:14:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey 5$ patrons! I'll be sending out the links for the Ghost story right-quick.
If you are a 5$ patron after this post, the offer is good for the remainder of the month of March. Please contact me and I will send you a link. Thanks!
2019-03-12 05:09:23 +0000 UTC View PostWherein DrDiss, an Australian, is asked by a Canadian and a Dane to create a Croatian girl's theme that plays when she's in another universe.
2019-03-12 05:03:59 +0000 UTC
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Hey, the post for this week is up!
This time, we have the poll results for Doll Manor, Klaysee being great, and the March budget report. How exciting!
2019-03-12 04:56:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey 5$ pals, it's time to tell me what you thought of Doll Manor in an organized manner with no joke answers no siree mister bister.
Please fill out this short survey. I'm also asking what my next objective should be. I know a lot of people want more Chapter 5 action but hey, gotta ask right?
2019-03-05 03:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, it's the update post! Rrrarrgh! We do this every week why are you surprised?
Meanwhile, without me asking, Urimas decided to make this animation which will appear sometimes on the loading screen (the current one of Christine and the Raiju will appear 50% of the time). It looks pretty good!
Urimas lives another day it seems.
2019-03-05 03:04:58 +0000 UTC View Post
That's right, after months of me killing myself, it's out for 5$ patrons! Which, if you're reading this, is you! Hi!
To get the prototype, please go to this page. The password is "PunkAndGoth".
If you're impatient, you can get a direct link here.
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2019-02-28 22:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no, what awful force has corrupted these poor, innocent electric rats?
Whatever it is, they will attack you on sight. Some of you might even enjoy it.
2019-02-25 21:57:42 +0000 UTC View PostNow I'm going to go die of exhaustion! No, wait, I have a few days of coding left to go.
2019-02-25 21:53:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, Chicken really called this one 'fun-sized'. Maybe it means something different in Denmark than it does here?
I promised her I'd show off all three zombie designs and now I've done it. Next week is the Raibie design!
2019-02-19 00:41:14 +0000 UTC View PostOnce more unto the update crosspost.
This time we're talking about Doll Manor plans. I will be posting a 5$ patron update next week just so you all know where to get the prototypes. If you're a 5$ patron for even one month during its development, you get it forever! Sign up today! Or don't! You do what you do, don't let me run your life for you!
2019-02-19 00:35:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the cover for the bee story. It's public now but hey - bees!
2019-02-12 03:50:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I promised Chickenwhite I would post all three of the zombie designs, so here we are. This one is my least favourite of the three due to the exposed brain, but I bet someone somewhere is totally into it.
Me, not so much.
2019-02-12 02:18:41 +0000 UTC View Post