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WIP (Testament Furryfication)

idk, rabbit felt right to me... should be done in the next day or so!

Bitches Be Shoppin'

The magnet of misfortune that she is one would think Roz would be more mindful and not forget her belt before going to the mall. The forces of calamity always seem to work against her and in this case pull her shorts down with surprising force!

September Fan-Art Poll 2023 (Furryfication Rev 2)

Guilty Gear is pretty cool, let's do that...

Normal Sleepover Behavior

You know for someone who's supposedly a real shlock movie buff you'd think Roz would have foreseen this outcome before she agreed to sleep over in some Evil Dead ass cabin.

No ferrets where harmed in the making of this crime scene, the responsible supernatural forces where apprehended and await their court date.

WIP

Just wanted to share this WIP since I'm running a little behind this month, also because I'm really proud of the composition in this one so far.

What Jordie and Roz up to?

I wanna draw the nerds again, what's the vibe?

Fan Art Poll August 2023 Winner (Rivet)

It was surprisingly easy to get Rivet to pull her tight little shorts down and show you her little limp dick. One might start to wonder if she likes showing it off.

WIP

Ya'll been good lately so I'll slide you a WIP for this month's fan art. Rivet seems a little excited to be showing off it seems.

Expect the finished thing in the next couple days.

August 2023 Fan Art Poll

Gonna do something of a championship round with some all time faves, mostly because I really just want to draw some comfort characters in kinky situations rn.

Redacted Painting Practice

tried to practice a little painting, not sure how much I like it but I still think the pose is cute.

I want to draw more spooky alien stuff

What should I do?

Fan-art "Cosplay" Poll winner Jordie as Kaine

I forgot just how detailed Kaine's outfit was... was a... interesting time figuring out all the straps lol.

Jordie's Abduction (Dark Harvest)

Weird I haven't actually drawn Jordie getting abducted by alien until now, lol... I like to imagine this is the story she tells when people make fun of her dick. "It use to be HUGE though, I swear!"

🛸WIP 🛸

This one is kinda a larger project and it's been miserably hot so it's taking me a little bit but I'm super excited for it. Just wanted to give y'all a little teaser while you wait... What are they doing to the poor opossum? 👽 

Jordie Cosplay Poll

I wanna put the opossum in skimpy embarrassing cosplay, so I have recruited the world's foremost experts (that's you) to help me determine the most mathematically optimal character to cosplay.

"Redacted" Ref-Sheet

I really want to get art with this freak soon, so I decided to put a ref-sheet together first. Also finally settled on calling them "Redacted" for the sake of simplicity.

Furryfication Poll Winner (Kobeni)

chihuahua seemed like the right choice for this quivering failgirl queen.

Merch Concepts (Funny Shirts)

I've been thinking about doing some merch soon and decided to get some rough ideas down on paper (or ah screen?) What do ya'll think so far (most of it was misspelled on purpose before anyone asks).

Also if you have some idea for merch feel free to throw 'em at me!

June Fan Art Poll (Fursona/Furryfication)

I have prepared a selection of human cuties, now the question is who will be getting hit with the furry stick? Help me decide who I'm designing a fursona for!

Hopskinville Goblin inspired Alien Girl

Technically the proper name for the encounter is "The Kelly-Hopskinville Encounter" and thustly I dub this party goblin Kelly.

It came from outer space to crash your rave and play the worse euro-pop you've ever heard. Their accent is inexplicably European but entirely unplaceable.

Bratty because I wanted to draw a gator again I guess, lol

What can I say, I just like gator girls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Monster/Cryptid/Alien Girls!!!

I need more cute monster girls, help me decide which one to do first! I'll probably get around to doing all of these but I need help deciding who to start with!

May 2023 Fanart Poll Winner (Bea)

Had to get Mae in there too, I always have a lot of fun with duos/couples!

May 2023 Fan Art Poll (Crocs and Gators)

Close Encounters Dev Diary 1

April 30th 2023

Over the last couple of months, I've been slowly chipping away at a project I've been thinking about for probably 2 years now. I'm proud to announce my current long-term project “Close Encounters” is officially in production.

What is “Close Encounters”?

It's a dungeon crawler RPG about cute furry girls investigating the strange an esoteric.... and their clothes get torn off a lot.... I was joking going to call it ENF Mystery Dungeon a...

Announcement Tomorrow (Most Likely)

I didn't mean for it to be so late in the month, but I have a big project announcement coming tomorrow. I've been working between regular commissions, taxes, and finals (I just graduated college last week btw) to have things ready. It just took a little longer than expected.

Some of you who know me on Discord might have noticed what program I've been spending a lot of time in lately... Don't spoil anything.~

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Mysterious suit-wearing agents working for unspecified esoteric organizations are deeply engrained in the culture of the paranormal. It was only a matter of time before such an... entity... would make its presence known to Jordie and co.

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Fanart Poll Winner Shikabane & Tsunoda

This was fun~

*had to reupload with a typo fix

Having an Adopt Auction on FA

Starts at 6 pm

Giving ya'll an early preview before it goes live! I'll post the link here once it starts!

April Fanart Poll (Shikabane)

Aggretsuko season 5 was like the last 3 seasons, a total trainwreck and waste of time and effort, truly a wet fart of an ending.... however, there was a cute new furry girl and I have brain worms. I want to draw the cute purple gamer skunk.... and YOU get to decide who she's getting lewd with!