Daily Dally #222
“Alright, stand back. This will feel weird, but don't worry. I’m not going to eat you or anything.”
"That is maybe less comforting than you think,” I replied to my new-ish girlfriend. We had only been dating for a few weeks, and everything was going great, but she said she wanted to show me something, and it might change things between us. I knew she was serious when she brought out the big guns, figuratively and literally, by wearing her peek-a-boo lingerie. “So, when are you...
2023-11-19 19:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post
“You know, I think I'm jealous of you. You get to lay in bed all day, laze around, do nothing but nap under the comfy blankets while I’m out working.”
I said all of this to the BedMate I brought home last month, not really expecting a response. It was sometimes hard to remember that she- it wasn’t a real person. They were so lifelike it was uncanny, and they could respond verbally, but usually you'd get ‘hmmm’ or cute little burbles of noise when snuggling. Still, s...
2023-11-18 21:19:41 +0000 UTC View Post
My wife and I were fighting, again. It's always the same argument. The woman wants a family. She’s desperate for it, full on baby crazy, but I'll have none of that mess. Sure, I may have implied (maybe more than implied) when we got together that I was open to the idea, that I was looking for the same things she was. But really, kids are terrible. They’re disgusting little disasters constantly waiting to happen. I like my life the way it is and if she wants more, that's too damn bad. I te...
2023-11-12 19:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy crap, this is amazing! I can’t believe this is a real costume! The limited selection at that store was a little odd, and I’m not sure if “Anatomically Correct Cat-Guy” would’ve been my first choice, but I have to say, the quality is amazing, and it’s so lifelike! For a furry cat-guy, I actually look pretty good.
While examining myself I feel a hot flash and the costume suddenly restricts, tightening obscenely, nearly choking me before the pressure just…vanishes. What ...
2023-11-11 17:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you feel them? Hanging there? Pulling you forward, pulling you down? It's a weight that will never go away. Even your bras, your very expensive, specially designed bras can only redistribute it, shift the burden from chest to shoulders. But the straps will dig in. With breasts like yours, they'll deform your shoulders over time. Your only real relief will come from lying down, just not on your stomach. That's not an option for a top heavy lady like yourself. No, you'll have to rest on you...
2023-11-05 16:43:17 +0000 UTC View Post