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The Gamer Chapter 1829 – Forbidden Tomboy 9 – Politics and Non-Answers  

John was tempted to consult his passive Observe, at least. It was stealthier than the active variant, but was it stealthy enough for this place? Unlikely. Someone would have the degree of enchantment that could detect the ping. ‘It remains fortunate and unfortunate that anti-scrying measures are so strong,’ the Gamer thought.

Now too curious to delay the conversation any further, the Gamer diplomatically wiggled his way out of the current conversation he was having and headed...

The Gamer Chapter 1828 – Forbidden Tomboy 8 – Coalescing Confusions  

John had Nightingale deliver an insistently worded message that the Heavenly Jade Empress see him in the guestrooms as swiftly as she could spare an hour. For how much he wanted her to react immediately, he doubted this would be possible before the evening came.

Deep breaths calmed the sense of urgency. ‘Whatever it is, it has been there for a long time,’ the Gamer reminded himself. As much as his paranoia urged him to do something, there was simply nothing productive that he...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 11 – The Loot and the Road  

Korith waited for her party in the Loot chamber.

It was a room at the end of a short corridor that had opened up. Like so often with these Dungeons, it was directly attached to a resting area. A larger healing fountain, alcoves for sleeping, and small side rooms for privacy. Apexus had heard them be called the Apartment for Adventurers. He had not heard that name often. It was not popular.

The chests were made from chitin, looking more grown than built. Their divine origin ...

Forbidden Tomboy 7 – Beyond this Kingdom.

John would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that meeting.

He had that option. He could have Possessed a small drone or sent one of Claire’s familiars to infiltrate the throne room. If anyone beside Lu Zhi found out, that would have been grounds for an incident of a scale that the Heavenly Jade Empress could not cover up. Therefore, he had to wait until she had time to talk to him again.

That was likely going to be dinner at the earliest.

John f...

The Gamer Chapter 1826 – Forbidden Tomboy 6 – Scheming

They had breakfast in Lu Zhi’s manour.

It was an unnecessarily large building. Prestigious residences were in some way necessary, especially in the east. In John’s experience, people here were wired differently in a variety of subtle ways. One of them was that strength in its many forms was more respected here than in the west and investing in large architecture was certainly one of them. What a collective could build was of great importance to these civilization...

The Gamer Chapter 1825 – Forbidden Tomboy 5 – Reclusive [Delicia POV]  

Delicia opened her mouth and fished a small object from the tip of her tongue. It was bright blue and formed like a jelly bean. The consistency matched the candy as well, although alchemical procedures would see it harden to a solid pill soon enough. She held the small object up to what little bits of sunlight remained. It caught the UV-rays and was set alight.

“Urgh,” Delicia let out an annoyed sound. Human instincts suggested she drop the flaming object between her fingers....

The Gamer Chapter 1824 – Forbidden Tomboy 4 – Worship [Erotic Content]  

Nathalia pulled on the collar of her dress. One tug and the Victorian fashion that had clung so tightly to the tall woman’s curves loosened. Without the support of the corset and bra, her breasts drooped, ending the display of her deep cleavage and replacing it with an even more enticing view of huge, natural breasts jiggling. The cords clinging to her midriff were undone as well a moment later. The whole dress fell, forming a burgundy red circle of cloth around her feet.

The d...

The Gamer Chapter 1823 – Forbidden Tomboy 3 – True Authority  

“Isn’t this going to cause problems?” Rave asked.

The question had been on John’s mind as well, but he had not managed to get his eyes off the imperial tomboy’s butt for long enough to formulate it. The black fabric stuck to her REALLY snugly, like a latex glove, emphasizing not only the roundness of the individual cheeks but also the creases created with every step. The width of her hips created a natural wiggle. The balanced juiciness of her perfect behind jiggled eve...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 10 – Heart of One Hive  

A full month after they had finished the grinding training, the Inevitable Party found the boss room.

By what little available estimates the party had, they considered themselves to be somewhere below the spire of the Lanaan Hive. They could only go off the fact that they had gone down more than up, but they did not have certainty in this.

Three ways led into the chamber in front of the chitinous gate. The party came down the one left of that final door of the dungeon. As w...

The Gamer Chapter 1822 – Forbidden Tomboy 2 – An Imperial Reception

John had, for a long time, wondered how it came about that all of the largest Abyssal cities appeared to be located in Europe. Driving through Beijing answered that question.

Gazing out of the window of the stretch limo, John followed the repeated flicker of prismatic light that signalled the move from one Illusion Barrier into the next. Despite this constant entering and leaving of Protected Spaces, the car continued its drive without pause. They were on a straight road th...

The Gamer Chapter 1821 – Forbidden Tomboy 1 – To honour 3 Factions  

John had to honour three factions with how he approached this diplomatic visit. A convenient distribution of interests, as he had three bodies to appease them all. It was the splitting of the harem that required a little more finesse.

The three factions were the Mandate of Heaven, Fusion’s political elite, and the federal bureaucracy.

Against John’s personal interest, he had to prioritize appeasing the second faction the most. They desired that he stayed at home with pl...

The Gamer Chapter 1820 – Letting Time Tick By

The remainder of the weeks that Justinian had been meant to govern came and went without any great incident. John managed to get his work done at the proper pace, allowing him to take his Sunday off in totality for once. There were many ways to use that time. John opted to let laziness win out for once. He had not caught up on his video games in a while and running an extra Assault or three, while worthwhile, was not a pressing matter.

John was strong now, truly stro...

The Gamer Chapter 1819 – Pressure

“Why am I still fucking flour when she is bread?!”

The scream bounced around in John’s ears before he had even entered his apartment. Lee had taken him and Magnus back to the USA and his own feet had taken him to the door. Eliana awaited him on the other side. The pretty little psycho glared at him, arms crossed, her pale, white-blue-haired frame situated next to Nathalia. The caramel-skinned redhead had the same pose and expression. Tall and short, dragoness a...

The Gamer Chapter 1818 – Bowling with the Boys

The world was a much smaller place when one was rich and powerful. A teleporter across, a private jet taken, and the distance between New York and Vienna was the same as a normal person driving to the specialized hobby store once a week.

John shared that journey with Nia, Lee and her brother. Obviously, the women had to be dropped off once they reached Vienna. it was a guys’ night out and thus a Y-chromosome was mandatory for entering. Nia and Lee would have to fin...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 9 – Combat, Banter, Bees  

“You know what I have been wondering?” Reysha carefully peeked her head around the corner. The Aimed Whisper Skill allowed her to talk without alerting the enemies around the corner.

It was a luxury the rest of them did not have. Her question went unanswered, as they instead reacted to her hand signs. ‘Three monsters, right side,’ she spelled out with a few gestures. The clicking of pointy feet on hard ground soon confirmed her assessment. The insects had noticed the ligh...

The Gamer Chapter 1817 – Cutting Losses

Moira showed up early.

The redhead had her full battle regalia on her. The wine red tabard, emblazoned with the symbol of the Order of the Golden Rose, covered her plate armour. As a sign of good will, John had sponsored an upgrade for it after the Iron Domain. Said upgrade had come in the shape of materials that the Order’s own smiths had then fashioned into thick pieces of white, brass and gold. The war hammer with the long handle shared the colours, as did the r...

The Gamer Chapter 1816 – Stat Sheets

Note: This is not a chapter with any content, but I am still going to treat it like one because updating all of these sheets is work. For ease of searching, every entry has their name written above the sheet. Stat increases displayed are combat buffs that are typically active, not peak Stats.

For simplicity, I will also say that all of them were already raised to John’s current level (756), when they realistically would be 2-10 levels behind still. I’ll also incl...

The Gamer Chapter 1815 – Fighting and Kisses

The question cascaded. The usually relaxed evening get-together was spontaneously replaced with the haremettes making their way to the I.D. Gate under the cover of Nightingale’s shadow. Reason for that was twofold. One, Lu Zhi wanted to remain obscured and, two, none of them put their clothes back on.

It was late, it was dark, and thus Nightingale’s powers as goddess of the night were at their strongest. Easy enough to cross the short distance between I.D. Gate a...

The Gamer Chapter 1814 – Quick Events and Class Levels

“So… Event Horizon Hypothesis?” John asked.

“You know, from the movie?”

“It’s actually named after the movie?”

“Ye.” Lee grabbed a piece of paper and drew two dots on opposite ends of it. “Closest path between two points is this…” she said, re-enacting the scene of bending the paper so the two points touched and driving the pen through the paper afterwards, “…just bending space and punching a hole through!”

John spare...

The Gamer Chapter 1813 – New Akkad

‘I’m mildly surprised you agreed,’ John confessed to the vampire maid. ‘We’ll be out and about a lot today.’

‘You will see why I agreed in a moment, Master,’ Claire responded teasingly, then retreated from their mental connection. That left John with Ehtra.

The grey angel was naked. A far from unusual affair, although it had nothing to do with any ongoing or impending lewdness this time around. Ehtra was busy trying on clothes for the spontaneou...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 8 – Dungeon Speak

The inner halls of the Dungeon were not terribly different from the outer layers. The walls were still chitinous, the tunnels confusing, and the skittering of insects omnipresent. However, there was one difference that was as simple as it was impactful.

It was dark.

The sources of ambient light had all been swallowed up, leaving the party incapable of seeing more than the soft glow of Aclysia’s spells and Apexus’ nails allowed.

Darkness was to the adv...

The Gamer Chapter 1812 – Gaming Distrust

The rest of Justinian’s first day was an almost sad affair. Most of it was spent by the sanctimonious Latebloomer moping about and taking in what factual information he could. John had been halfway convinced he had already managed to break the will of the man.

“Today, I shall not be accompanied by your toxic presence!”

The declaration made first thing in the morning, made John raise an eyebrow. ‘Looks like someone got their self-righteousness back,’ he thoug...

The Gamer Chapter 1811 – The Headaches of the Presidential Office  

John was feeling kind of giddy.

Today felt as if he was about to embark on a school trip, back when he had been young enough to like those. Mixed in with the happy feeling was the nervousness that he might lose control over the situation. A sensation even less founded than his usual paranoia. Justinian lacked the capability to actually take over.

The Gamer spun in his chair, causing Velka to warble happily, and waited for his invitation to be heeded. A little warning in his...

The Gamer Chapter 1810 – A Serving [Erotic Content]

John was greeted by eight maids. Not seven – eight. Aclysia, Beatrice, Claire, Delicia, Ehtra, Momo, Nahoa and, just for the night, Metra who had been granted the right to wear the outfit with them.

Although it was not the usual outfit. What they wore was a lot more conservative, downright Victorian. Loose, long skirts covered the entirety of their legs. White aprons on top downplayed the rise of their breasts and puffy sleeves obscured yet more. For all of that, t...

Fusion Logo

Should have done this one years ago

Lorelei Butt!

Yes. I am dumping a bunch of things I realized I hadn't put out yet.

Nahoa Commission Finished

Another cutie down the list~

Delicia Chibis!

I got those!

The Gamer Chapter 1809 – Apex Raiding Finale – Rewards and Goodbye  

Gaia still gave John the Loot for the final boss.

The World Disease, to no surprise, provided John with three more of its Shards. Various crafting materials went to Romulus, including an ingot of Eternal Iron. It was the same metal that Arkeidos had made using the souls of the people of the Iron Domain. Usually that would make it highly immoral to have in possession, but as a Raid drop it was sourced ethically. The weapons and consumables were not noteworthy whatsoever.

Whi...

The Gamer Chapter 1808 – Apex Raiding 9 – The Final Push

Hell had manifested.

The first Segment of the Raid, the Marketplace of Corpses, had been desolate before. Pale sands and dark stones, dreary tents shifting in ceaseless winds – now all alight. Cacophonic laughter wafted over from the camp. Demonic entities danced in ashes and feasted on mankind. Blood rose in pillars. Dense shadows were cast by solid flame. It all would have been horrifying, had it not been artificial.

The path ahead was found between the tus...