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Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 2 – The Path less trodden

“You wish to go through the Lanaan Gauntlet?”

Lady Frashina was as ornately dressed as always. Layers of grey and blue cloth covered slender curves. Like most elves, the noble of the Sleeping Empire was of lithe stature, tall and long-limbed. The grace of such a figure was elevated further by the many gemstones that covered the expensive fabrics of her dress and the jewellery she wore on top of that. A large pendant suggestively settled between her, for an elf, u...

The Gamer Chapter 1787 – The not-so-Small Tournament 9 – Evening Hangout  

John was staying in the mansion.

A change of ceiling was nice once in a while, but he hadn’t been home long enough to incite that particular urge. Teasing Moira wasn’t it either. She could have slept in the room one over and not heard a thing. He had taken the usual precautions to make sure his lifestyle did not interfere with any of his guests’ stay. If there was any good reason to stay then it was that he wanted to honour Aclysia’s effort to put all this together for hi...

The Gamer Chapter 1786 – The not-so-Small Tournament 8 – An Ancient Perspective

Luna guided John to one of the backrooms between their two lodges. After opening the door, she demonstrably stepped away. A thankful nod and three steps later, John closed the door behind himself. He was left inside a chamber that only possessed two stone benches because Romulus had made them. The room’s existence was one of purposeless use of excess space.

Now it was a chamber where two of the world’s strongest men sat across from each other. “You overheard?” John asked ...

Nia butt has arrived

It's the slenderest butt in the harem... which really just shows the selection bias.

The Gamer Chapter 1785 – The not-so-Small Tournament 7 – Small, Mad, Wild and Weird

“Come oooooooon,” Eliana complained, her chin on his leg. “Let me suck your coooooooock!”

“That would be rude,” John answered.

“Fuck Moi-moi – FIGURATIVELY!” Eliana screamed before the redhead could take offense to that. “And then fuck me, literally!”

“That would be a little more agreeable,” John answered, to the confused head tilt of the pretty little psycho. “I’ve just looked back on my recent sexual record and found that I...

The not-so-Small Tournament 6 – Knights and Purposes

Eliana stayed in the back, chatting with Rave and the Warden she had picked up somewhere else in the arena. John did not feel the need to weigh in on that conversation. Moira was Rave’s friend, not his. They got along fine, but John wasn’t sure if they would have hung out had it not been for the mutual acquaintances. Back in the day, a large reason why John went for Collide over the Order had been that he instinctively liked Rave more than Moira. While everyone involve...

The Gamer Chapter 1783 – The not-so-Small Tournament 5 – Mania-Mania-Mania

“Come down here already!” Tach shouted. “It’s time to juggle!”

“Yeah, nah, we decided it’d be unfair, so ya win by default,” Rave told the unorthodox fire mage. “Go and take the freebie.”

“I see!” Tach grinned and tossed his axes up in the air. Boisterously, he laughed, while twirling and posing for the cameras. “The great First Lady of Fusion is afraid to fight! She’s just a domesticated pink lap cat!”

Rave put a hand on the...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 1 – Contested Quest

Atlas and Apexus sat across each other.

They occupied the broad sides of a long table. Next to each of the party leaders sat their many members.

On Apexus’ side, Aclysia glared with all the annoyance an angel could muster. She was in full agreement with her darling’s moral stance on this issue and, further, she found the whole hassle that now cropped up around it an affront to his valuable time. Reysha was torn on the matter, between old selfishness and lea...

The Gamer Chapter 1782 – The not-so-Small Tournament 4 – Early Rounds

How could butts be that great?

John was not sure whether to take the roundness of the female posterior as proof for evolution or divine design. A shape this wonderful could not possibly come into existence naturally, could it? From the dimples of Venus to the flare of the hips and to the squish itself, all was in accordance with the word ‘aesthetic’. On the other hand, it could very well be understood that both the shape and the appreciation for it were the produ...

The Gamer Chapter 1781 – The not-so-Small Tournament 3 – A Very Surprising Visit

John felt his arrival.

“For real?” Lee muttered, herself noticing the new and incredible presence that had just entered the Illusion Barrier. “…Wait, I’m still in control?”

“You’re strong,” John told her and got up. “Guess we have a special guest to host now.”

“What’s happening?” Rave asked. She and everyone besides Lee was some degree of confused. They did not have the senses required to notice that someone incredibly powerful...

The Gamer Chapter 1780 – The not-so-Small Tournament 2 – Chances, Allies, Enemies

“There’s a level 491 drug-addict?” Rave asked. “Are ya kidding me? Snowflame is fighting?”

“I already made that joke in my head,” John pointed out.

“I wasn’t there to hear it,” the feline Lightbearer pointed out. “Still, what’re the odds there’s this many super powerful people?” She stopped for a moment. “Isn’t this the part where ya say ‘pretty high, actually’ and then explain why that’s the case?”

“No, it is act...

The Gamer Chapter 1779 – The not-so-Small Tournament 1 – The other Monsters

An important factor of the Small Lake Tournament was that John did not know who was fighting in it until the tournament was about to start. The whole purpose of the event was to find people that did not fit into the regular power structures and from first hand experience John could say that asking that kind of person to write themselves in for a tournament more than a few days in advance was asking for too much.

Specifically, John was looking for powerful eccentrics....

The Gamer Chapter 1778 – Item Upgrade and Quests

John leaned back and enjoyed the sight of Nathalia’s breasts swaying. Up and down, up and down, the rhythmic motions of her hips translated to the flying, quivering, sagging mass of her massive mammaries. Tempted as he was to reach up and grab a handful of the jiggliest pair of tits in his expansive harem, that would have required him to let go of Nia and Lorelei. Lithe and slender, the two blondes pressed up against him. Nia was as naked as everyone else, while the seer...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry Finale – The Autumn Market

Atlas whistled. “So much, ey? You’ll be able to get a few good items. One, maybe two per person.”

“That would be beneficial,” Apexus answered and showed a deliberate smile. Their partnership with the Atlas Party had become a friendly rivalry over the past couple of months. Even with that, they relied on the Warrior and his compatriots whenever there was something about the local goings on that could require some guidance.

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The Gamer Chapter 1777 – New Servitude Island

One would expect that having a reconstructed god around would change something about John’s life.

It did not.

Enki was just… around. Useful, yes, as he proved on the very first day following Hank around. Hank hated having a god looking over his shoulder and Enki hated that he did not have enough corporeal presence to sign any paperwork himself – in other words the two made for a fantastic duo. It was seriously astounding how much they got done in just fou...

The Gamer Chapter 1776 – Stars and Stripes 


“Uhhhhhh… hmm….” John scratched the back of his head and scanned the choices a couple of times. The middle on...

The Gamer Chapter 1775 – Aztec Aftermath

Did the ceremony fix everything?

Of course not.

A big event did not for a healed psyche make. The Aztec people were still deeply confused as to their own cultural identity and place in this new realm. Equally, Nahua spent some of the first night in John’s bed sobbing. That she experienced happiness only made the tragedy of her loss that much stronger by contrast.

However, a big event did have an impact. Underlying issues could not be fixed in a day. Cer...

Delicia Commission Finished

The shortstack, clothed and naked!

As per usual, you may not reupload the full resolution versions.

The Gamer Chapter 1774 – One Harem [Erotic Content]

John knelt down in the cushions behind Nahua. Taking hold of his cock, he rubbed the engorged glans against the ready slit. After he had found the proper angle, he pushed forwards.

‘Oh sweet Jesus,’ he thought, while a deep groan escaped him. Nahua’s cunt was every bit as tight as her throat. Penetrating her was simultaneously nearly impossible and way too easy. The walls actively reshaped themselves in front and around his cock, flowing like that of a slime gi...

The Gamer Chapter 1773 – One Throat [Erotic Content]

The quintupling of her Libido was still sinking into Nahua’s brain when the order hit her. Humans were horny creatures. Five times the average was a lot, especially for a formerly asexual virgin. It was no wonder that the axolotl woman’s thoughts shut down. All she managed to produce in response to his demand was a confused, “Buh?”

John snorted with dark amusement and smacked his cock down on her features. Meeting his hard member like this instantly realigned...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 31 – The Grind

Reysha placed her card on the table in front of them. “Level 29,” she reported to all of them and threw the card next to the other three on the table. All of them were iron, proof of their status within the guild. “So, guess we’re all of equal level right now?”

“Affirmative,” Aclysia said and pushed the stew in front of Reysha. Everyone was eager to witness a final proof of the Spice working. After pouring some of it into the broth and stirring twice, R...

The Gamer Chapter 1772 – Ceremony of One Tribe

The sun had sunken over the Aztec city.

John stood atop the great temple, wearing a loose robe. The silk barely touched his skin, so light was the fabric. From his perch just three steps away from the altar, he could see everything.

The streets of the city were set alight by golden crystals. Tradition suggested that certain kinds of woods should be burned for a ceremony like this. It would burn with an unsteady flame that gave off little heat and light, a way t...

The Gamer Chapter 1771 – Mistakeolotl

“KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE!”

Rave’s scream made everyone in the room flinch. Rare was the anger of the first and foremost of the harem. Typically, the three things that invoked a negative reaction from the feline Lightbearer were her mother, an injured haremette, and other women trying to get ahead on the marriage. That last button had been pressed – hard.

“You think you can just waltz up there and announce that you’re going to marry MY guy to the fuc...

The Gamer Chapter 1770 – Cousins, Little Sisters and Demigoddesses

“So… what’s the family situation?” The question had been at the tip of John’s tongue since he had heard Vinh call Lu Zhi her cousin. That Lu Zhi had then responded with little sister made it all the more confusing, especially since Vinh was probably 4 years the senior.

“It can scarcely be called a family situation. We can use it to show you imperial harem politics, however.” The Heavenly Jade Empress squatted down by a patch of garden dirt and manifeste...

The Gamer Chapter 1769 – Bright Glory and Pride

John stood at the beach of Bay St. Louis. ‘Wonder why they did not include an of in the name,’ he thought as he watched the Worldturtle swim ever closer.

It was just above half the size of the Raid Boss that John had fought a while back. A fact that kept it clearly in the ‘moving island’ category of being. It was a variant of a Granite Titanturtle. As the name implied, this subspecies had granite as their stone core – red granite in the case of this adolesc...

The Booba Line!

Totally forgot to post this... here's the sketches for the fronts of all the girls!

Bunny got Back

I come to you with new Somiko artwork! Bunny butt!

The Gamer Chapter 1768 – Days Going By

The next couple of days went by without anything of note. Lu Zhi’s suggestion was put into motion, although it would take some time until it came to fruition. In the meantime, John had nothing to do besides the usual: bureaucracy and domestic affairs.

On the 17th, he had enough of his mana back to get all his elementals resummoned.

He had been summoning Undine on occasion to make sure she was alright with her stay. Which she had been, for the most part. The M...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 30 – Estate Upgrade

The party continued to scout the nearby tunnels, before returning to the Healing Fountain. With the treasure chamber found and cleared, they had no more direct goal to chase. The boss room could be anywhere, so they had no reason to sleep out in the middle of the corridors when they had a safe spot available. The little loss in inefficiency they got in retreading some of the same ground in the morning was willingly sacrificed for good sleep.

Upon their return to the ...

The Gamer Chapter 1767 – Metal Claws

“Can you tell me about the western tiger clans?” John asked.

Lu Zhi looked at John. After a short delay, her eyes went wide, then she charged at him. “Who told you about them?! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!”

Laughing, John pushed the imperial tomboy off him and back into her position on the other end of the bathtub. There was barely any divide. In fact, the bathtub was so short that their outstretched legs were interlocked. “If you had kept the meme phr...