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The Gamer Chapter 1743 – All is not yet lost

‘That is an issue,’ John thought. ‘A big issue.’

Through his mental connection, he followed the initial clash of Liakan and Ehtra. Through the singular perspective, it was a confusing entanglement of arcane projectiles and limbs. Tiamat had latched onto her daughter as a secondary spinal column made of clenched, parasitic jaws. Liakan was still struggling against it, but the black had crept up her neck enough to take control of her limbs.

The daughter o...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 23 – Supply, Demand, Supply

The next morning, the party went out for shopping.

Summerdawn as a recognized, civilized territory was a recent phenomenon. Adventurers had been using the specific area as a safe haven in the wilderness for two generations. Only in the last twenty years had that reached the concentration and reliability to be called an actual settlement. Since then, things had expanded, but slowly. The only reason why one would want to be in Summerdawn was the proximity to Chimerion ...

The Gamer Chapter 1742 – Lady Vengeance Hunts [Ehtra POV]

I take off.

Wings beat the air in a rapid rhythm. My hatred burns through the outer layers of my soul. It lies at the core, always will, for that was what I was made of. Not a person, but an aspect of a god, split in three.

I can taste the god in the air, hear her contemptible presence in the whispers of magic, smell her foul stench through the layers of this Sanctum. I followed her. I followed her for so long. I was her for a time, twisted into a form not of m...

The Gamer Chapter 1741 – Games of Sacrifice

‘I may be getting a bit sick of tournaments,’ John thought.

The Aztec arena around them was different and yet so similar to the coliseum he was used to. A vast structure with a central open space and surrounding watcher’s areas. Unlike the oval arenas John was used to, this one came in the shape of an octagon. The fighting grounds themselves were a square. The public viewing areas were separated into four large tribunes by the tall structure where the corners o...

The Gamer Chapter 1740 – One who held up Heaven [Lorelei POV]

Lorelei solemnly took the circlet from the table in front of her. The ring of artfully shaped metal settled pleasantly over her head, hiding her eyes behind the broader front piece. A smith had provided it for her on her request. It had none of the magical properties of the genuine article, be it the circlet of the Order or one of those that her beloved had provided. Still, the presence of the weight helped her focus. The metal was no obstruction to her second sight whatso...

The Gamer Chapter 1739 – Angrylotl and Diplomacy

Nahua glared at him with all of the fury of a woman scorned. “Be thankful that I am reasonable,” she hissed at him, “and very patient.”

Between the poison she quite literally fumed and the rapid tapping of her heel on the floor, he wasn’t sure he could agree to either statement. Sometimes it was wiser just to nod, though. “I am very thankful,” he assured her. “Can I invite you for some tea and enriched mercury?”

The demigoddess stood in the en...

The Gamer Chapter 1738 – Birthday Dinner

“Temperance is the last gift I would have expected of you, my love.” The knife in Lydia’s hand ran its serrated edge through the stubborn sinew that kept the steak together. “It has my deepest approval.”

John sat across from her. Minutes ago he had been mesmerized by her beauty. She wore a black dress with a low cut, her half-exposed breasts covered by loosely hanging cloth. Copper red hair was bound in a crown braid, a hairpin shaped like the Prussian eagl...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 22 – Arrival in Summerdawn

The party had expected the entrance to Chimerion to be something special. A gash in the side of the mountain or a vast assortment of small cave entrances. Instead, they were treated to a large skull lying at the end of a valley, its maw open.

An impressive sight, no doubt, just not the gargantuan thing they had expected for a dungeon that had influence over an entire continent.

What was exceptional was the crowd of monsters loitering around its entrance. Usuall...

The Gamer Chapter 1737 – Hornylotl

John tapped on the button five times. He took a half second pause between each repetition, carefully monitoring that Nahua was not going insane. The only kind of madness he could see was how maddeningly adorable she was as her breathing grew more heated.

“Oh yesssssss,” she hissed, as the tenth point settled in. She traced a finger from the valley between collarbone and left shoulder up the peak of her petite breasts, then inhaled sharply at the touch of her hard nipple, visi...

The Gamer Chapter 1736 - Perk Onslaught Part 2

Back in the inner realm, John managed to get his mind out of the gutter enough for his dick to become flaccid. A feat of willpower in his case, since he could and regularly did continue without pause. “Alright, Ehtra, ready to talk to me again?”

“If I have to,” the angel maid answered with false reluctancy. Headpats introduced blushing sweetness into her sour expression. “Alright… what will you grant me today, Master?”

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The Gamer Chapter 1735 – Perk Onslaught Part 1

“What are you doing?” John asked when Hailey hopped into his lap. “A rhe-eeeh-torical question…” his voice jumped for a moment, derailed by the grip of her cunt around his member, “…but we just stopped fucking.”

“You stopped fuckin’, hon,” Hailey answered. “I’m buyin’ time for Gnome.”

“Yes, h-hello.” The brunette stumbled on over, letting out a sigh of relief when she managed to take the now open seat. “Can barely feel my leg...

The Gamer Chapter 1734 – The Guest Life

John found himself sitting on some kind of throne. It was the centrepiece of a conference room in the palace. In the Aztec design, chairs were a rarity. Sometimes there were stools, but mostly the seats consisted of big pillows on the floor. The angled lines and their curved corners decorated the rectangular pillars that kept the roof up. In the middle of the chamber, under a pane of glass, was a basin filled with colourful freshwater creatures. The largest of them were ax...

The Gamer Chapter 1733 – Formations of Lust [Erotic Content]

Having an orgy in a genuine Aztec city was yet another one of the turns in John’s life he had not anticipated. Now that he was there, however, he was too busy looking at Siena’s cunt to care.

The string of bodies ran the length of the bed. It started with Momo, lying on her back, legs widely spread. Her face was a sheepish display of deep gratitude, right up until Siena triggered the hypnotic sensitivity by dragging her long tongue through the swollen pink petals...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 21 – Halfway There

Thirteen days had passed since they had left Drowse.

Eight days had passed since they left the civilized area and entered the Influence Zone of Chimerion.

Five days had passed since they had the major incident with the brood pit.

Their new and shiny equipment was covered in new cuts and scratches. Reysha’s new bodysuit had several claw marks on its surface, Aclysia’s robe was stained with mud and fluids that a casual wash could not get out, and Korith...

The Gamer Chapter 1732 – Pliable Mind [Erotic Content]

One thing led to another.

One minute John was eating out his first fiancée in the open area, the next he lay in a mountain of pillows, four women on top of him. The plush rear of the shadow spirit seated on his face usually would have robbed a man of his sight. All too lucky for John that he had a pair of deliberately dulled Ego Blades that could hover above the scene, functioning as his own multiple view cameras.

Knowing of his gaze, Siena rolled her hips eve...

The Gamer Chapter 1731 – Rewards

They found a nice chamber at the centre of the palace. Oddly enough, it was round and open to the sky. A private well at the centre consisted of two rings. The outer one had fresh water, the inner one was empty. Etchings at the bottom indicated that its purpose was the placement of sacrifices. At least that was what John got out of the gruesome image of a weeping woman carving a smiling young man’s heart out.

‘I am definitely not going to pretend this culture is ...

The Gamer Chapter 1730 – The Inner Realm

The last seal was not broken, it simply gave. The eight-spoked wheel turned once, the entirety of the circle made crimson by the motion. Through it stepped Quetzalcoatl, Xipe-Totec, and then John with his companions.

Before them was one final temple, thrice as tall as all the others, four times as wide at the base, and covered in more gold than John had ever seen before. The untarnished metal radiated power that kept the nearby jungle at bay, even in this time.

W...

The Gamer Chapter 1729 – Glory Road Finale – vs Xipe-Totec [Metra POV]

The Gamer Chapter 1729 – Glory Road Finale – vs Xipe-Totec [Metra POV]

The sting of loss still sat in her soul.

The Grim Reaper had been unstoppable. That it was a fact did not stop her from lingering on her own helplessness. At times like that, Metra lamented her inability to grow on her own. She could accrue the experience of a thousand battlefields and yet the threshold of her power was dictated by outside factors. In that regard, she was not human and would neve...

The Gamer Chapter 1728 – Glory Road 22 – The Fifth Seal

Moving in full force had the intended effect and expected side-effect.

The other three factions of the struggle kept their distance and swelled their numbers. Initially, John had only spotted the usual leadership figures of each faction, but swift messages must have been exchanged. Glory and War amassed behind them a formation of impressively armed undead. Norahnon, Malady and Hikari marched in with a whole squadron of androids and robots behind them. Even Xipe-Totec a...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 20 – Wilds  

Stone cracked bone. The swing reverberated with the sound of a coin bouncing off a stone floor. Satisfying as that clear noise was, it was drowned out in the current slaughter.

Heavily breathing, Korith tugged at her hammer. The stone had sunk a little bit too deep into the gorilla skull and got stuck on splintered bone. The delay was all the opening the enemy needed.

Leaping, a gorilla-mantis nymph attached to Korith’s armour. The head-sized creature’s mandibles and te...

The Gamer Chapter 1727 – Glory Road 21 – 2 More Seals

Nahua kept trailing her fingers over her forearm. The rounded tips of her digits glided over the smooth, hairless, glistening skin. “Everything is a bit… tingly now. What would it feel like if you touched me?” the axolotl woman wondered. 

“Warm,” Momo answered for the Gamer. “A little bit more tingly, but overall not that much different compared to before.”

Stretching out her hand, it seemed as if Nahua was going to grab John’s arm and test it. Inst...

The Gamer Chapter 1726 – Glory Road 20 – Obtaining Unobtainable Things

John let the Azure Tribe and the Illuminati have their advanced position. The delay with which Aclysia emerged from the underground made any other strategy untenable. Importantly, he also had to catch up with her on what had transpired.

War throwing a sword into the proverbial gears was expected after what the Gamer had learned earlier. That it had gobbled up all of Aclysia’s current arsenal was the odd part. Aclysia did not even pretend to not be pissed about it, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1725 – Glory Road 19 – Black Sword [Aclysia POV]

The anger pulsed through her veins. It felt like pockets of air, trapped between a lake and its frozen surface. The gas was every bit as cold as its surroundings, a frigid wrath, that nonetheless yearned to escape through the cracks.

Few were showing so far. She was holding onto her grace.

Straight, prim, and proper, she stood on the descending tongue. It had dropped through the floor of the skull and was now going ever further down a shaft of crudely cut stone...

Quick Reminder - Vacation

Vacation Begins!

As previously announced, my vacation begins today. I'll be gone for the next 3-ish weeks.

Wish y'all a nice summer!

The Gamer Chapter 1724 – Glory Road 18 – vs Glory  

“I surrender,” Glory said.

“”Huh?”” John and Rave voiced their confusion in unison. “”Huh?!”” They repeated the unified noise when they checked the window and it informed them that Gaia was happy with this outcome.


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The Gamer Chapter 1723 – Glory Road 17 – The Annoyed Maid

“The fourth seal is activating,” Momo reported.

Aclysia snapped the plate she was holding. The disk, made from a singular piece of stone, was split cleanly down the middle. There was something dark about the maid’s expression, a shadow over her eyes that overpowered the graceful smile that struggled to stay on her lips.

“How is Tiemarath’s repair advancing, John?” she asked, managing to keep the façade of elegance. For the most part. It said someth...

Drip-Fed – A Rivalry 19 – The Lesser Alternative  

Four iron plates were placed on the counter in front of Apexus. A moment later, a note was added – the official license that the humanoid chimera could show in other outposts around the Omniverse to prove they were entitled to this level of authentication.

“Why?” Apexus asked, looking at the objects. His surprise put him back in the bad habit of not fully formulating understandable thoughts. “Why are we receiving these?”

The receptionist, an older man, double-chec...

The Gamer Chapter 1722 – Glory Road 16 – Precarious Balance

John was in a great mood.

John was in a sour mood.

John was feeling victorious.

John was feeling cheated.

Sitting in the relative safety of the bunker, the Gamer dwelled on the duality of feelings. It was a precarious balance. Just dismissing the negative emotions because they were displeasing was dangerous. His mood was great because he had made progress on the Quest, but he hated that three of his elementals were currently out of his reach because...

The Gamer Chapter 1721 – Glory Road 15 – vs the New Man [Malady POV]

The thunder surged through limbs and artificial heart. Internal measurements deactivated as their data input became a hindrance. The flow of energized fluids through the flexible tubes that had replaced 94% of her veins quickened. Energy consumptions rose and so did the availability. The output accelerators whined at a high frequency. Electric energy was transmitted back to the GUNDAMN, a fragment of the process that kept forcing her to expend more energy so her Innate Abi...

The Gamer Chapter 1720 – Glory Road 14 – vs Mad Scientists

Arranging a fight with Malady was as easy as sending a text. Courtesy of the Horned Rat, John had a direct line to Norahnon.

John: I have a suggestion. I would like to arrange a duel between your Malady and one of my fighters. Stakes will be the exploration of all ruins that have been shown so far. Momo has agreed to give up her own research notes that she has got on them so far should we lose. This bet will not include any ruins going forwards.