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The Gamer Chapter 1651 – Worship of the Shiny One

“No.”

“…N-no?”

“No.” Lydia tapped the pommel of her sheathed weapon. “My love, how come these missions with you so often derail?”

“It hasn’t quite derailed yet.” John stepped forwards. “Ehem, if I may explain. My name is John Newman and I am the owner of this Mine. This is Lydia, one of my lovers and a ruler in her own right – but not of this space.”

The kobold looked back and forth between the two of them. “But… sh...

The Gamer Chapter 1650 – Finding the Kobold Kingdom

The Mine’s central elevator rattled. Old gears and old cords went into movement, except that neither the gears nor the cords were old. All of it was just window dressing to give the supernatural resource spawn point the feeling of a deep and mysterious mine. Considering what was below the upper twenty layers and the ever-shifting layout of all of them, the Mine was deeper and more mysterious than any other.

Two additional elevators directly flanked the platform the...

The Gamer Chapter 1649 – Spending Time

The good thing about having an instant transmission home was that John was not stuck in Prague.

The bad thing about having an instant transmission home was that John was not on vacation in Prague.

“Are ya really going out and working?” Rave asked, once they had finished their post-orgy meal. It was already well into the evening by that point. “We’re on wedding vay-cay. No one’s gonna blame ya for putting your feet up.”

“Except for me, myself...

The Gamer Chapter 1648 – Gaps and Hangovers

“So, what did we learn?” Momo asked.

The tone of the sassy support was smug to the utmost and for once John had no room to tease her back. He laid on the couch, his head pounding from the intense hangover that they were working on fixing. The whirring of the mixer only made the pounding in his head worse. It was like his brain was throbbing against the inside of his skull.

“Could it be that one shouldn’t declare: ‘I’m good for one more drink’? Hm?...

The Gamer Chapter 1647 – Bachelor’s Night Finale – Privacy and Home

They found themselves in a green area. How it had been quartered away between the various caves and caverns, John wasn’t entirely sure about. Above them were manifold silver crystals, basking the environment in artificial moonlight. The silver reflected off the equally argent flowers that decorated in six-petalled beauty the tall, thick-leaved hedges around them. The sylvan lilies assured the tranquil quiet of the well-visited establishment, eating the various sounds around and...

The Gamer Chapter 1646 – Bachelor’s Night 5 – On the Swaying Path

“Would,” Maximillian said.

“Really?” John asked.

“You wouldn’t?”

“Never been one for nose rings…”

The duo was looking over the railing that separated their private area from the dance floor. Beer in hand, they were checking out the various women down below. Neither of them had the opportunity to make something of it, but sometimes it was just fun to play the game of potentials.

“Really, of all the things that you ignore, you can...

The Gamer Chapter 1645 – Bachelor’s Night 4 – Scum

The entirety of the clientele turned to the trio when they entered.

There were a great many people around. Exclusively men, John noted, all of them covered in grime. It was like stepping into the company store saloon of a coal mine. Even the furniture fit the bill, being a ramshackle assortment hammered together from whatever parts the people got their hands on.

The bartender, a woman that looked like she used swords to chop logs, took the needle off the old-timey gra...

The Gamer Chapter 1644 – Bachelor’s Night 3 – Layers

The three of them roamed the streets.

Evening had turned to… later evening. The advanced time of day meant fairly little in the midsummer. “Nice temperature today,” Maximillian hummed.

“…Fuck,” John cursed. The two other men turned to him. “I just thought it might be a bit cold. Then I checked my phone via Skill and it’s 20 degrees. It’s not even windy.”

“Your hotter half is getting to you,” Magnus stated.

“Wouldn’t surprise me ...

The Gamer Chapter 1643 – Bachelor’s Night 2 – Not all that foams is beer

“Our whiskey is most tasty when poured in this specific manner,” the bartender assured and tipped the bottle. The liquid that came out was an atypical brown colour of the advertised kind of liquor. As it fell, an air spirit flew in little vortexes around the stream, directing its half metre fall into the glass. John was almost too focused on the elemental to look at the liquid. She really reminded him of Sylph in her earlier Tiers, before she got permanently locked into being...

The Gamer Chapter 1642 – Bachelor’s Night 1 – Gathering the Buddies

Sunday was without incident, leaving John more time to explore the parts of the city he was interested in. Then, much of Monday was spent just lounging around. John had that particular feeling in his stomach that always preceded important events.

“Planned out a route?” Ehtra asked.

“Check.”

“Loaded up on local currency in addition to USD and Token?”

“Check.”

“Transferred a sizable sum of money to every establishment you may or may n...

The Gamer Chapter 1641 – Oriental Mysteries

“We will consider letting you find us, if you let me go.”

The answer by the blue-eyed ninja left John puzzled. He was still thinking about it after he had handed Levro and his den off to the authorities. The two authorities, to be more exact. There was the local oversight and then there were watchmen from Lydia’s loyalist faction of the nobles. One had existed for a while, the other was there to root out corruption.

John wasn’t too bothered about Rex Germaniae...

The Gamer Chapter 1640 – It was Him [Levro POV]

Levro stretched in his seat.

Running a crime empire had always been stressful work, but it had been easier when he had the money. The office he sat in hadn’t seen natural light in a while, not since he had needed to close the complicated system of tunnels and mirrors that had brought the sunrays all the way from the surface to the bottom layer of the city. A safety precaution, to prevent the new authorities in town from finding him.

The opulent walls of the large ro...

The Gamer Chapter 1639 – The Under Hive

John was used to fantasy coming into his life, but this descent felt more like a dungeon delve than most dungeon delves he had been in.

Narrow corridors led into vast halls where slow-moving water flowed through a large basin, only to disappear through a grate. Doors led into large rooms with long forgotten, random furniture. Then, suddenly, there was sound. There was music. There were words exchanged. Suel led him down a giant, out of service metal pipe. When they jumped o...

The Gamer Chapter 1638 – The Upper Hive

“Why are you even here?” John wanted to know. “I know I am benefitting from the fact that you are right now, but the question remains. I can’t imagine Max invited you.”

“You’re too smart to ask that question.”

“You’re someone’s plus one aren’t you?” the Gamer asked drily. “Your way to weasel your way into this celebration was to pull in a few favours with somebody who you could attach yourself to without anyone asking questions.”

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The Gamer Chapter 1637 – The Stacked City

John stood at the foot of Abyssal Prague.

It was a fascinating sight, one he had not gotten to enjoy in all of its splendour last time. Back then, the city had been freshly ravaged by sleeper cells of the Blood of the Proletariat. Today, the city stood proud, any signs of damage long since repaired.

Where Rome was a city of concentric circles, Prague was one of rising spires. The entirety of the city had been built on a singular mountain, either erected by Romulus fro...

The Gamer Chapter 1636 – Arrival in Prague

For all the woes that John had about his own infrastructure, it was pleasant to know that he was not the only one.

Abyssal Prague had been erected well before even the conception of airplanes as a physical possibility. Consequently, there was no strip for the rather large machine to land on, not even an improvised one. The first answer to the issue was that they could just land at the mundane airport. The Mobile Barrier would take care of the lack of facilities.

The m...

The Gamer Chapter 1635 – The Days After

In the next few days, John’s thoughts circled repeatedly around that talk.

Specifically what Lydia had said kept on popping up: ‘You should begin considering yourself a man that has a harem and stop thinking of yourself as a man building one. That part of your life is coming to its end.’

Those words hit the nail on the head. The times were changing. The times had always been changing since he had first gotten his powers. First he had needed to seduce his women, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1634 – A Made Bed

“We were supposed to do it together,” Metra complained. “Emrik and his need to complain really get in the way of everything fun.”

“Well, she could have waited for you… but I don’t mind that it was just her.” John played with the short bangs of the First of Hatred. She looked quite peaceful all tuckered out as she was. He had carried her to the bed in the small set of rooms between his and Momo’s offices. “When did you formulate that plan anyway?”

The Gamer Chapter 1633 – Voluntarily put in her Place [Erotic Content]

“Break me.”

The two words were as much a request as they were a plea and an order. John pulled away from the angel’s lips and looked at her. She looked back, bashfully, her eyes darting between his face and the floor.

“Don’t make me repeat myself,” Ehtra muttered.

John put a thumb on her lips and turned her face, until she had gathered herself enough to keep her emerald eyes on him again. The way he stared back made her shudder. “I will do with you...

The Gamer Chapter 1632 – A Bulwark and an Oath

“When was the last time you actually governed for a whole month uninterrupted?” Emrik asked.

John actually had to consider that question for a split second. A delay that his opposite caught up on nearly immediately. “My point is made.”

“Respectless creature,” Ehtra mumbled in the background.

Emrik turned around for a moment, beholding the First of Hatred with a cool gaze. She did not honour him with the same gesture, instead sneering away while worki...

The Gamer Chapter 1631 – Guild Hall Tier 5.5 Upgrade

John looked at the Guild Hall map as it currently was. A scanning look at all of his facilities and current districts, to consider what would need changing.


The Gamer Chapter 1630 – Raid and Adventures Finale – Goals Reached


“Urgh.” John felt almost visceral disgust at just how dull these Perks were. Was that really worthy of a ninth level in a Class, base as this one was?

Stud...

The Gamer Chapter 1629 – Raid and Adventures 24 – Jade Bend

It was the ninth day of the grinding session.

Lu Zhi stood alone on her side of the divide.

Eliana stood alone on the other side. Nathalia was a few paces beside her outside the ring.

They had pushed Lu Zhi quite far along already in their numerous attempts the last day and John was confident enough that they would beat her on this day. The numbers required had since reached ten, so there was no point to hold anything back for the purpose of the additional exper...

The Gamer Chapter 1628 – Raid and Adventures 23 – One of the Great Mysteries of the Past

Momo’s doubles placed blocks of metal on the corners of the map to assure that it stayed flat on the table. The decision to etch the map into rubber made more sense the more John looked at it. Much of the map was more than just outlines of landmasses or villages. There were grooves, three-dimensional and quite intricate. There were also craters that were obvious burn marks and a gash so deep that it must have gone straight through whatever the original object was.

“Did ...

The Gamer Chapter 1627 – Raid and Adventures 22 – Considering

John slept in on day seven.

He knew he had done so immediately after taking stock of the situation through the Mandala Sphere. The bed was almost empty, a great difference to the usual carpet of alluring bodies he found himself among. However, he had not slept so long that the majority of haremettes had actually left.

Nearly twenty gorgeous, nubile women were moving quietly past the foot of the bed, rummaging through the gargantuan closet a household of their size dem...

The Gamer Chapter 1626 – Raid and Adventures 21 – Taking a Breather

The Hellboar huffed and puffed and sunk down. His giant legs crossed, the Raid boss sat before the gathered party. The wounds covering his enormous form sizzled, then slowly closed. “You have earned the right to try to see the truth behind this world’s desolation,” he grunted. “Within the dwelling of those that undermined this world’s stability, you will find the perfected member of their species. Offer to it a piece of its slightly flawed kin, to allow it to reach a po...

The Gamer Chapter 1625 – Raid and Adventures 20 – Jade Dancing

Lu Zhi stood across from Siena, Sylph, Salamander, Aclysia, Nightingale, and Gnome. Six against one, two if one considered Tianlong its own entity, and yet still John held little hope for his side of the wager.

Lu Zhi was now more dragon than he had ever seen before. Thick lay the wreath of clouds over her shoulders, spiralling down her arms. Her face was enveloped in scales, leaving just enough skin showing to identify her as human first. Arms and legs equally ended in sho...

The Gamer Chapter 1624 – Raid and Adventures 19 – Hellboar

“Beware of his fists, for every strike shall land stronger than the last, should the burden not be exchanged. Beware of his hooves, for every stomp announces a new wave of flames and shadow. Beware of his tests, for every one of us has a purpose, and our mettle shall be tried. Then, beware of his duty, for we will not press him to the end – yet.”

John pondered Lorelei’s words as he looked down at the Hellboar. The boss somewhat looked back, in the same way as all NP...

The Gamer Chapter 1623 – Raid and Adventures 18 – Timelines

“There’s something I don’t understand,” Ehtra said. “You said that the Twilight Twins were banished from the Middle Empire after the Warring States period, yes?”

Lulu nodded. The Heavenly Jade Empress sat at the edge of the white stone ring. Had it not been for Gaia’s constant repairs of it, the centre of their duels would have been grinded into dust by now. Instead, everything was suspiciously clean. Gaia was nice enough to even mend their clothes between fig...

The Gamer Chapter 1622 – Raid and Adventures Interlewd – Dommy Bunny [Erotic Content]

“Finally,” Sylph purred.

The arcvolt elemental waited for him in one of the many isolated bedrooms of the estate. Their purposes were naps and lovemaking, nothing in-between, and John knew what purpose he was here to fulfil. The already naked, green-haired woman rose from an armchair by the entrance. Two long struts took her up to John. Arms behind her back, the ever chirpy woman had an unusual air to her. A restrained, alluring smile adorned her pretty face.

John...