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The Gamer Chapter 1404 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 8 – A moment to himself

John had time to kill. Only Lee remained to visit and he wanted to pick her up after her university classes were done. Although the kind of effect was vastly different, for him to sit in a university class had a similar effect as attending one of Lydia’s court meetings.

Besides, John still loathed classrooms. Putting aside his (mostly beaten) bullying aftereffects, time spent in those rooms just hadn’t been that interesting. One of John’s few mundane blessings had bee...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 1 – Directions

The Progenitor wept.

Veins of silver shifted in the sky. Layers upon layers of Branches that swayed against the writhing mass of nothingness that inhabited the darkness between the worlds. Wherever the Omniverse wasn’t, there they were. Parasytes and that which was not yet defined to be a Parasyte. The unnamed, unreasonable, unsensible darkness that just was. They contrasted against the light of the Omniverse and suffered and hated it.

Leaves of many colours hung from...

The Gamer Chapter 1403 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 7 – Planning

Rave read the file presented to her with quiet concentration. The first of the haremettes sat in the corner of the Couch, holding the folder in one hand and a thermos cup in the other. John could hear the clacking of ice cubes, as she raised the thermos to her lips and took a gulp. A simple spring mechanism sealed the lid again, preventing anything from dripping out when she let the cup dangle again.

A professional distance away, Nightingale was bowed over a roster of photo...

Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken Prologue – The Silence of the Night

“So, you’re leaving.”

The party was too tired to be surprised by the voice. Neither did the appearance of Mai confuse them at all. The elf was still in the brunette, middle-aged form she had assumed for combat. Her true form, the one she had the easiest time maintaining. No wound nor other mark tainted her form, save for the bags under her reddened eyes.

“Yeah,” Reysha responded. The group came to a halt in front of the fungus-covered trunk. Some storm had b...

The Gamer Chapter 1402 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 6 – Many Tools

Mounted to the wall was an abomination of cables. John could see a rotated CD player alongside several USB and chip slots all sitting within the same open chassis, their covers stripped and hardware exposed. There even was an ethernet socket in there. Cables connected everything to a custom-made motherboard, loaded with various attached parts that John could vaguely identify. One of his few virtues prior to him attaining his powers had been that he at least knew his way around ha...

The Gamer Chapter 1401 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 5 – Animals and Alchemy

The young bovine nibbled on John’s shirt. Barely big enough to even reach the, apparently, tasty cloth, it chewed fruitlessly. Cows didn’t have upper teeth and thus lacked the capacity to chomp and tear to the degree required to do more than soak his shirt with saliva. Its ears flopped, as did its tail. Playfully, it headbutted against John.

“I want it!” Claire squeaked and fell to her knees.

The calf let the vampire hug its neck and even rub her head against ...

The Gamer Chapter 1400 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 4 – AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Momo shouted, as she collapsed to the floor. She pulled her knees against her chest and buried her head deeply between them. Even that failed to hide the red of her face in its entirety. John could still see a bit of her flushed cheeks and the little wrinkles that betrayed her smile.

Plus, the little ‘frrrrrrrt’ of her fluttering wings was a dead giveaway of how she was feeling at the moment.

John reached out, only for his hand to...

The Gamer Chapter 1399 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 3 – Cooking and Business

John had not planned to end up being the one in charge during the visit, but in hindsight that was just inevitable considering his proclivities. Salamander definitely had not minded. He had left her with a gaping cunt and her curves all marked with his cum. After that, meeting up with Aclysia to do something he definitely could not take charge of was oddly relaxing.

“Hand me the red wine, Master.” Aclysia’s ordering tone belied the meaning of his title. A circumstance...

The Gamer Chapter 1398 – Fluffy Monday Awakens Interlewd – Serving the Evil Overlady

Salamander snapped her fingers and the black gates of the throne room were shut with a resounding, deep reverberation. The music was changed to a distant jazz. If there was any more obvious tell that their evil overlady was currently engaged in sexy times, John did not know it. Then again, who cared? With their reputation and her roleplaying the tyrant, they could do whatever they wanted.

Tail wrapped around his waist, Salamander guided him back to her seat of power. She re...

The Gamer Chapter 1397 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 2 – Elemental Hangouts

John was sitting at the inner edge of a circle of stones, on a bench cushioned by a weave of ivy and cotton. It was only the innermost layer of a structure of four rings of spaced-out boulders. Plants hung between them, serving as drapes that properly separated each layer. They were covered in pink cherry blossoms, the colour of the Spring season here in the Guild Hall. The top of each further out circle peaked up above the one preceding it, showing the red of Summer, the gold of...

The Gamer Chapter 1396 – Fluffy Monday Awakens 1 – The Atelier

Eliana’s atelier was located in the north-west of the Commercial District. Like the buildings around it, it was a spacious piece of property. White walls rose up to a blue ceiling. Friendly colours, nearly universal to the area. Where they were changed out, their place was taken by alternatives that were equally welcoming.

The curtains behind the large windows were all closed. The doormat in the entranceway was pitch black, the words ‘FUCK OFF’ rising in white, capita...

Tea Party Finale – On Opposition

In the end, only a tiny number of those invited to the restaurant decided to continue on to the tea party. An ironic and partly planned state of affairs. The smaller the circle of attendees, the more thorough and prolonged the conversations.

What mattered to John was that Emrik decided to stay. The Speaker of Commons was accompanied by three other politicians, none of which were of truly any import. One of them was not even going to remain in office after their current term...

The Gamer Chapter 1394 – Tea Party 3 – Exposure

John had to hold back the giggles. News of Hailey being a Latebloomer would have gotten out at some point and this was easily among the most entertaining. It took everyone a few seconds to fully digest the announcement, during which Hailey was handed her new plate by a servant that had been out of the room.

Hailey was voracious and John wondered where she was leaving all of that. According to her own statements, she hadn’t been that hungry before she got into the Abyss. W...

The Gamer Chapter 1393 – Tea Party 2 – Before the Tea

John and Hailey walked up to the large cube of a Roman-inspired building. The Ambrosia was one of the most expensive establishments in the Hudson Barrier, containing everything from a spa to a minigolf club at a level of posh sophistication. John had previously visited it with Maximillian and Magnus, during one of their nights out. That had been shortly before Lee had joined his harem. Time sure flew.

Today, neither of the two men would be present. Maximillian was an ocean ...

The Gamer Chapter 1392 – Tea Party 1 – Country Gal to High Society

“You sure you want to tag along?” John asked Hailey.

“Ya been askin’ me that a lot, hon’,” she drawled. Even now, her accent was enough for John to almost keel over from the sheer amount of ‘Yes!’ that hit his ears. The country gal raised a different dress in front of the full body mirror. “Ya don’t wanna show off your Hailey?”

‘She really likes that pun,’ John thought. He would have said it too, but there was an actual urgent question to add...

The Gamer Chapter 1391 – On the matter of Blindness and Tea

“Ya ready for this?” Rave rolled her head and shoulders. Clad in her skintight bodysuit, she was as attractive as she was dangerous. Spreading out the fingers of her left hand manifested the hard-light claws. They disappeared when she made a fist. Then flared up again in all their technicolour glory.

Across the courtyard, surrounded by the greyish brown pillars of the monastery-esque building, stood Moira. The Warden of the Golden Rose was weighing her shield and hammer...

The Gamer Chapter 1390 – Chastity Belt

“I have gathered you all to discuss the matter you see before you.” John gestured at the magical chastity belt that lay on the living room table. “First, let’s get the details out of the way. I’ll be opening the Attributes and then pass them around the usual way. Please have a look and make sure whether you have any interest at all.”


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The Gamer Chapter 1389 – Raid Sweeping

A swing of the baton brought forth ethereal flutes. “Warm-up, everyone!” the Conductor spoke in a theatrical tone. Like darts, the flutes pointed outwards.

Everyone’s video game instincts were sharpened both by how they spent their free time and previous Raids. They ran out of the path of the flutes just as a wave of sonic energy blasted out alongside the wonderful melody that rang out from the ghostly instruments.

Another swing of the baton, and the flutes flew...

The Gamer Chapter 1388 – The Perfect Puppet

The final products of alchemy were typically one singular object.

A fact that John aimed to abuse. Possession and its adjacent Skills required that his target be one object, which had caused many design issues in the past. Design issues that Scarlett had solved through creative application of material conditions or enchantments. Solutions that Delicia saw as a challenge. A challenge that John fully believed she would overcome.

What she was doing, he already knew was p...

Gnome Lewd Commission

This has been done for a hot minute, I just wanted to stretch out the deliveries a bit to stick to one per month.

The Gamer Chapter 1387 – Work-Life Balance



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The Gamer Chapter 1386 – First Result

“What do you think sounds better, ‘honoured members of parliament’ or ‘respected members of parliament’?” John asked. Metra rubbed her chin and read over the page intently, while Lorelei stood off to the right of John’s massive office chair, colourless eyes staring into the infinite.

The two were currently on shift for under the table activity, but sometimes (regularly, really),  John stopped receiving this service in favour of asking their opinions on cu...

The Gamer Chapter 1385 – Workshops

John was sitting in an armchair of the Couch, reading the compiled files of what had transpired in his absence. The summary was largely dull. In some months, nothing happened, in other months, everything happened. That was just the nature of history.

Nothing happening on the political side was good news for John. It also didn’t mean that nothing happened in his life. The past vacation had been eventful, as the gorgeous blonde across the table proved.

There was also ...

The Gamer Chapter 1384 – Remodelling

John placed the unconscious country gal on the couch.

“Alright, lemme take care of that,” Delicia announced and came marching over. Raising an eyebrow, he did step back, while the alchemist walked through the Couch. That was to say, she walked towards the Couch and had it part before her. “Man, I love this thing already!” she declared and squatted down next to Hailey.

The shortstack gave the blonde’s midriff a long lick. A little exhausted giggle came from t...

The Gamer Chapter 1383 – The Country Gal Desire

By the time the door slammed shut, John and Hailey were already lips to lips. Heated, they grinded against one another. One leg was pressed against the side of his hips. The smaller, dirty blonde woman had her neck tilted far back so the hat did not get in the way of things. Entirely, she leaned onto him, trusted him with her balance. Enormous breasts squished against his chest.

With a few button presses, he got rid of his clothes. Immediately, he was rewarded with the genu...

The Gamer Chapter 1382 – The Fusion Abyss

“This isn’t gonna hurt, right?” Hailey asked, eyeing the teleportation pad. She had seen the outpost in use several times, so the question amused John more than anything else.

“Only if you’re on the phone, teleportation causes some very interesting interference noises,” John rubbed his ear at the mere memory. “And by interesting I mean loud. Very, very loud.”

Hailey nodded firmly and stepped onto the pad with him. Everyone else had already vacated the ...

The Gamer Chapter 1381 – Paw-Pawrental Reluctance

John, on his lonesome, walked towards the car. It stood on its own, covered in soft morning dew. The two Beatrice-made nutrition bars he had wolfed down for breakfast filled his stomach. His eyes instinctively moved over to the spot where the bus had been repeatedly. It was the only spot of his property he had not seen continuously this past month.

During the night, Aclysia had taken the bus and started the long drive back to NYC. Everyone could take the teleporter, but som...

The Gamer Chapter 1380 – End of Construction

The 30th of May 2019, around 16 hours, John pushed the last shingle into place and then carefully stepped back onto the construction frame. Before him lay a competently crafted roof, with a couple of solar cells serving to reduce their dependence on the distant power plant. Whether they had done everything properly or not, the next couple of weeks would show. Either the roof would collapse on its own weight or not.

John climbed down, then began the work of taking the steel ...

The Gamer Chapter 1379 – Fights and Workaholics

John was lounging around, as one was prone to do after a long day of work. Lounging, in this case, being defined as Momo getting some of her owed facesitting hours in. ‘Three more days until the month is over,’ he thought, while his tongue did the work. The closer the day came, the more he developed a craving for his office. Carefree outdoor sex was fantastic. Casual office hour blowjobs just as much.

“Uhm… anyone see my cheese?” he distantly heard Gnome’s unhap...

The Gamer Chapter 1378 – Slowing Down

Two days had passed since Sylph’s bunny girl acquisition.

Notable events? None. Meeting with Fade was pushed back until they returned to the Guild Hall, on Siena’s request. She wanted to enjoy the rest of the vacation without thinking about whatever task her mother would put her to. John could respect that and it was only a couple more days anyhow.

Instead, they gave it their all, working day and night to put the remaining walls up. Because time was running short,...