“10 out of 10, must cuddle!” the Fluffsider declared and leapt from the tabletop. He sailed across the room, landing on Eliana’s shoulder, and immediately began to braid the pretty little psycho’s hair. How he did so with the paws of a plushie was as much a mystery now as it had been every other year.
“Wha-wha-wha?” Daiyu stammered. “What is th-that?!”
“Ah, I forgot to tell you,” Lulu said. “John told me this would happen.”
“This is Kyonchi...
2025-10-24 19:41:27 +0000 UTC
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It was the night of the 25th of December and the hours stretched into a day that the Gamer and his loves decided to celebrate. They awoke in a festive mood, moving from bed to bath to kitchen swifter than usual.
Their breakfast was a sweet treat. Cinnamon sugar breakfast puffs were stacked up across many plates, freshly baked and smelling heavenly. Great compliments went to the chefs, who delighted in watching their loves eat the two-bite puffs. They enjoyed many t...
2025-10-23 18:39:58 +0000 UTC
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Apexus counted his measured breaths. ’31… 32… 33…!’ Having reached the divine number, he twisted the valve that regulated the path between the fluid contained into a spherical flash and the bubbling concoction at the heart of his construct of metal and glass. Alchemy was an esoteric art. Everything from the shape of the set-up to the thoughts of the alchemist mattered to the brew.
What ran down the connecting tube was not any regular water, it was the remnant of Apexu...
2025-10-22 18:09:43 +0000 UTC
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On the penultimate day of the second day, John stepped into the gaming room. He was accompanied by Ehtra, who carried on her person a clipboard. She liked doing that whenever she wanted to look secretarial.
“As you desired, your entire day has been opened up. Your additional bodies are deactivated and we shall not come to you unless we want to also play a game or it is urgent. The bunny creature has been instructed that being ‘super-duper horny’ is not urgent. However, to...
2025-10-21 20:07:36 +0000 UTC
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John lifted the lid on the pinewood chest with a degree of reverence. Even as tired as he was of everything to do with this encounter, the little loot goblin inside him still got excited. ‘I should make Delicia go goblin form and have her bounce on my dick for 2 hours. That will cure my shortstack aversion,’ he thought, as he reached into the black.
The Common Loot was immediate mockery. Three Bras of Holding! As if John would give ANY of his big-titted women a bra! Those s...
2025-10-20 21:35:22 +0000 UTC
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“The Outrealmer returns to us!” Vokal declared. “Not Unmaker, not Marble nor god, I think. He and his companions travel in your style, Omnius!”
“Yeah, he does, but he isn’t one of mine,” the Divine Harem King responded.
“Indeed, instead he will fight one of yours. I call upon Kin Singer Kohana of the Seinachi Kindom to face the Outrealmer in glorious combat!”
There were cheers from the fox-people quarter of the arena. From among their many-coloured...
2025-10-18 16:04:10 +0000 UTC
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“”Welcome back, Master.””
Both the voices and the bows of the maid cadre were in perfect sync. Ehtra stood in the centre of the formation, Aclysia to her right and Beatrice to her left, with Delicia and Lee on the outside. With her dark, almost black hair and different uniform, Lee stuck out like she always did. Unlike the others, she also blushed while displaying herself like this. Nonetheless, she was an honorary part of the maids.
Ehtra and Delicia, usually two...
2025-10-17 20:16:46 +0000 UTC
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“City Elementals, Feral, Forest Elementals, Ogres, Orcs or Undead,” John read out the selection to present company.
Since he did not have to deal with a group size limitation this time around, said company was large. Everyone who he thought would be of help in the upcoming defensive scenario was present. That included the elementals, as per usual, and several of his Artificial Spirits – Claire, Momo, Nahoa and Fianna, specifically. Of the other haremettes, Lydia and Nia h...
2025-10-16 18:44:02 +0000 UTC
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“So, can I categorize this as a whole mess?” Reysha asked
“That would understate the category of fucked all of this is.” The casual cursing from the elaborately spoken angel caused the gathered party members to freeze. Aclysia frowned, their proper reaction to her frustration bringing her no joy. “The faithful have perished and we are left to cleanse this affliction upon the blessed Omniverse with a gaggle of vile spawn.”
“Is that the proper description for ...
2025-10-15 20:07:27 +0000 UTC
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After the Among You and the Pen and Paper game, John felt he had achieved enough in a day to sit down and unwind. Left to do were the three Waves and the Raid. The former activity he considered doable over the course of one to three stressful hours. The Raid, he would only judge once he actually saw the next boss.
John did not have one to three stressful hours in him or, rather, he did not want to exert himself like that. A grinding session was mostly for the sake of advancing ...
2025-10-14 18:56:10 +0000 UTC
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Lu Zhi was already missing her ability to create jade at will. It was just such a flashy, convenient little thing to have. Now, she held the ability to go into frothing rages and tear people apart. Which, when John had mentioned there would be shenanigans afoot, had been exactly what she had bargained for. The shortstackening, she could have done without. ‘Eh, you win some, you lose some,’ she thought.
This would be a nice exercise in letting loose her inner warlord. Unlike...
2025-10-13 18:28:27 +0000 UTC
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Fianna stared at the piece of paper in front of her. Boxes filled with boxes and circles and letters, some of them even arranged into words, formed a list of skills, abilities and parameters she scarcely understood. ‘I have no idea how to play this.’
Refusing to be the one to ask stupid questions, she used the Stat-granted intelligence of hers to commit the various terms to memory. After that, it was a simple matter of waiting for them to be mentioned.
“I always wan...
2025-10-12 01:36:01 +0000 UTC
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“What would you need jugglers for?” Moira asked.
The redhead had joined them at the wedding planning. It was a display of her stoic side, that she had come out to sit with them. Her clothes had starkly swung back to the conservative, a red t-shirt and jeans that covered most of her up. Striking as her figure was, her curves retained their allure despite this.
“What won’t I need jugglers for?” Rave asked and scribbled her signature under another letter. It was pu...
2025-10-10 17:38:08 +0000 UTC
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To the regular denizen of the Omniverse, the question of what the camp of a demon host would look like occurred regularly. Demons were the villains in many tales, the definitive evil within a person’s reality. Though Parasytes killed many, so many more than demons ever did, the voidborne things did so slowly. Theirs was an insidious murder, carried out with cruel slowness.
The spawns of the Hellroots killed for amusement and when they killed, they left survivors. More importa...
2025-10-08 13:12:20 +0000 UTC
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John did not see Moira for the rest of the day. He did not pry into what had been said between the circle of friends. Was he curious? Immensely so. Still, it was improper to dig into these things. If he was supposed to know, he would find out in due time.
Plus, he had two higher priorities that day. Eliana had her birthday and Lyndell had joined the harem. They were entitled to his full attention and they shared it between them amicably. Eliana had a three-hour pounding session...
2025-10-07 18:00:56 +0000 UTC
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They were merciful with their dear broken angel afterwards.
Eliana was delicate when she woke up. Too happy to add more than the occasional ‘fuck’ to her sentences, she spoke quietly and teared up at the mildest bit of praise. They had actually managed to mindbreak her with compliments. Which, while amazing, did mean that they should push no further. John was genuinely concerned she was going to experience a sub drop from serotonin depletion.
So further plans were dim...
2025-10-06 15:52:49 +0000 UTC
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‘Master.’
The voice in his head and the gentle nudge to his shoulder woke John up in an unusual manner. Aware of what today was, he blinked awake quickly. Through the eyes of the maids around him, he manoeuvred himself out of the massive bed. Once he had his contact lenses in, the work began.
The maids all went into the kitchen, where they swiftly pulled out a host of meals. Those that were best enjoyed cold had been stored overnight. That which was best enjoyed fresh...
2025-10-04 18:10:55 +0000 UTC
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Another morning, another game of who was sucking him off.
The throat around his cock was pleasantly cool around his morning wood. There was a ring of her lips, the pressure of her curving tongue, and the tight, tendril-covered depth of her throat.
‘That’s a freebie,’ he thought. “Undine.”
A mouthful of cock did not prevent the voice of the slime lady from being beautiful, as she hummed her confirmation. Over the coming minutes, she continued to suck him of...
2025-10-03 16:59:19 +0000 UTC
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John walked alone towards the primary playroom of the mansion.
The encounter with Lyndell had left him wanting for more. Even after Aclysia had drained him of the immediate excess of his Libido, the craving remained. The craving had existed before the little cuddling session, however. It was always there, his desire to push the boundary of what he had, the greed, the indulgence in his own sin of lust.
It was not a laudable part of who he was, but he considered it reasonab...
2025-10-02 17:51:35 +0000 UTC
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Time for another Monori Commission
2025-10-01 10:45:26 +0000 UTC
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Nightmares of magic and organs descended on the remaining forces of the Parasyte. In their laughter and their screaming, in their colours and their chaotic forms, they were the polar opposite to the Shapeforms.
Dozens of demons piled on top of the Shapeforms. One of the undetailed creatures swung its sharp claws, catching an infernal, dog-like creature by the chest. Five deep, thin cuts steamed the black particles of congealing demon blood. The wound was sealed by the time the ...
2025-10-01 10:19:37 +0000 UTC
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There was no bonus chest for Tarshan, which was mildly disappointing but also somewhat expected. Presumably the fight would have been about as hard if they had fought just Visceria, the second phase would just have been more dominant.
John flipped open the lid and began pulling out its contents.
In the Common category they got 2 Feathers of the Uniter, 1 Thenngrian Crystal and 1 Willing Ichor. All of them were crafting materials of high quality, which meant they wandered ...
2025-09-30 14:45:35 +0000 UTC
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Cutting through the Golemkinder army took the entire rest of the day.
First it was Hippo Riders, then more Hippo Riders, then a cadre of Priests of Moo Deng, then Priests protected by Hippo Riders, then some kind of big water-jet-gun that conjured hippos, then just big hippos, then hippos with Hippo Riders, then the gun with a bunch of Hippo Riders, then Priests AND Riders AND small hippos AND the gun.
It was a whole thing.
They ended the second of the six days of t...
2025-09-29 10:07:37 +0000 UTC
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John kicked the front of the tribal chest of wood and stone.
“Alright,” he said, with a nod, then knelt down.
“What was that about?” Nahoa wondered.
“”Mimic check,”” several of the other maids answered in seasoned unison.
“It’s deep within the psyche of every gamer.” John grabbed the lid. With a satisfying snap, it flung open, revealing a darkness within that was just brimming with the promise of Loot. His hand disappeared inside, pulling...
2025-09-27 10:13:40 +0000 UTC
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John gave the field around them a wide look.
There really was nothing besides red sand in the arena. It was expansive as well, which was good and bad news. This much space wouldn’t be needed if there wouldn’t be any Area of Attack shenanigans.

John narrowed the scope of his mental projection to the immediate area around the halfling for...
2025-09-26 05:49:03 +0000 UTC
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The entirety of the people on the trip were with John when he next stepped on through the Gate of Light.
“Excited?” Rave asked.
“Manifestations of the Lady’s will are always exciting to behold,” Moira responded in a cool tone. “You seem to be a lot more excited than me, I can’t help but notice.”
“I’m just happy not to be bogged down with the question of flower patterns for a bit.”
“We are returning to the planning as soon as we have wit...
2025-09-11 11:09:19 +0000 UTC
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They stepped deeper and deeper into the dissolving area of the world. At first, Victorian was cracking jokes as usual, then he talked less and less, until the entire expedition marched in a strained silence. Their armours glinted in the light of a distant sun, an intense display of details between the reduced trees.
Apexus picked up a familiar sensation. The raw magic of the Omniverse, the same kind of essence that he had once used to train his Flow Manipulation, filled the air...
2025-09-10 21:08:18 +0000 UTC
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Back inside, John was greeted by the scent of potatoes, onions and bacon frying in a pan. ‘Guess we are having German fries for breakfast,’ he concluded. Drool was pooling in his mouth already. Potatoes were one of the greatest gifts to humanity, potentially even eclipsing some parts of the female physique. ‘That’s the hunger speaking.’
John followed the scent to the kitchen, where Aclysia was working the enormous pan needed to feed a group of almost thirty. It was co...
2025-09-09 22:00:35 +0000 UTC
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Another morning, another question of who he was currently feeling around his cock.
It was an easy one this morning. Plush lips and tight walls of a willing woman’s throat were no giveaway, but the hand that caressed his sack was. Smooth, warm fingers rolled his balls with a grace that even pianists would have found inspiring. The texture of each digit and the palm was clearly not human, even if the material had a softness to it that emulated human skin.
“Scarlett.”<...
2025-09-08 10:32:22 +0000 UTC
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