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The Gamer Chapter 1292 – The Last to Return

Entering the elemental plane of light was an interesting experience beyond most. As beautiful, lush, or impressive as the planes of earth, wind, fire, and water were, they fundamentally consisted of aesthetics that John could find similarly where he lived. Not in quite the same make-up, of course, but in the rough strokes. A forest with leaves of green gemstones was still, fundamentally, a forest.

The realms of shadows and light were different, albeit one remained more dist...

The Gamer Chapter 1291 – The Fifth to Return

“More, more, more, please,” Sylph whined, grinding her pussy against John’s cock. “I don’t have that much time, do I? So, I should totally be allowed to ride you until I pop off this plane!”

“Relax, you’ll stay.” John grabbed her under the arms and carried her practically weightless body while he made his way out of the bed. The harem was in a general state of bliss. With few exceptions, it was the kind they would recover from quickly. He did not expect Ni...

A bit of news - Removal of the 15$ Tier

Hello,

So, the 15$ Tier has been awkward for a while. It is barely used (at present, there's 4 people in it) and even when it is used, it's unique benefit is barely ever called upon. When it is, I have a tendency to either forget about it or put it off, because it messes a bit with my usual writing flow.

So something that is barely used and I do not particularly enjoy obliging when someone does should obviously be scrapped.

I will remove the 15$ Tier at the end of this month...

The Gamer Chapter 1290 – Nightingale Finalewd – Harem Harpy Traditions

John entered an absolute dreamscape.

All 19 women of his beautiful harem were present. Rave, Aclysia, Nathalia, Eliana, Gnome, Salamander, Undine, Sylph, Momo, Lydia, Nia, Siena, Metra, Scarlett, Beatrice, Lorelei, Lee, Nightingale, and Claire. A large group of women, all distinct in their looks and personality. Sure, some shared a few or even many traits, but none were truly like another. Even in the case of Aclysia and Beatrice, their body language differentiated them mor...

The Gamer Chapter 1289 – Nightingale 4 – A suitable kiss

John stood at the rim of the torch of the Statue of Liberty, his girlfriend and Lee in his arms, and listened. Listened to the song of the Nightingale, accompanied only by the wind that sometimes blew by. It was a song without guidance, sometimes made up of wordless vocals, at other times consisting of lyrics that described the journey of a harpy that dared to dream big and succeeded – only to find herself with little to hold onto.

It was a long song that rarely clung to ...

The Gamer Chapter 1288 – Nightingale 3 – Three Places, Three Pledges

“Really, dude?” Lee asked, while they walked into the remarkably bland negotiation room inside the Nightfall headquarters. There were two long couches for opposite parties, an armchair for a moderator, and otherwise nothing. Nothing, aside from the clean, grey, deep blue, and black luxury befitting of the secret service organization of a modern fantasy environment. Being able to spawn materials into existence had led to some decadent displays on Fusion’s part. All in all, J...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 11 – Combat Tricks

“I feel like I’m starting to hate this thing,” Reysha complained, staring at the Runeblade. She had used it to learn how to use Edge, the Martial Art that allowed her to project a keen edge around her joints or weapons she was holding – provided she had the necessary concentration. As a Runeblade, the weapon's silver edge, black spine, and golden sigils in her hand eased the process of certain Martial Arts being used on or through it.

She was currently trying to unloc...

The Gamer Chapter 1287 – Nightingale 2 – To complicate matters

John immediately snapped back into his usual persona. If Nightingale had left Delicia here, then that meant she hadn’t left on a permanent basis, which also meant her not being here was some kind of test, not a rejection. Checking his phone, he looked at the time. ‘Took me seven minutes,’ he told her.

‘What, really?’ the voice of the bratty alchemist echoed in his head. ‘I-I mean, wow, seven! That’s twice as long as you should have needed!’

‘I liked ...

The Gamer Chapter 1286 – Nightingale 1 – The Moment of Truth

John was feeling nervous.

It was the kind of nervousness a man felt when leaning in for an uncertain kiss, before he confessed his love, or went on a knee to propose. All those situations raced through John’s head, as he struggled to recall when he had last been this kind of nervous. He had not gone for any uncertain kisses recently, not confessed any love he didn’t know was returned, and the proposals in his future already had their answers stated. He just needed to pu...

The Gamer Chapter 1285 – The Night before the Night

“Could you not?” Siena hissed.

“To be fair, she came onto me!” John defended himself, hands raised. Even if that was the truth, for the most part, the midnight elemental grabbed his collar with clawed hands and growled at him. It was a massive waste to use her sensuous voice in such barbaric fashion. It did get the point across though. “Your mother is exceptionally nice.”

“You – will – not – invite – her – to – this – harem – again,” Si...

The Gamer Chapter 1284 – Making a Sky

John sat in the temple of the Light Island and stared up into the heavens. He knew the Father of Light was watching. He had made his presence known before. Waiting patiently by the pool of condensed Elemental Essence, he sat with his legs crossed.

“You are wise,” his own voice eventually spoke to him.

The stars in the night sky moved from left to right, forming the outline of a gargantuan arm in the process. It swiped the firmament clean of all unwanted dots of li...

The Gamer Chapter 1283 – Bad Workday

‘Bit for bit, we’ll heal those scars,’ John thought, after placing Claire down in the bed. She was living happily most of the time, but a life like hers was not compensated for in a single breakdown. Like Eliana, some traces would remain for the rest of her life. “Alright, let’s have her sleep it out,” the Gamer whispered to Gnome.

“Would you mind if I stayed here?” the season elemental asked.

The horny part of John minded a lot. He hadn’t seen her i...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 10 – Passing the Baton

“THE MAN IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!” Reysha shouted from the rooftop, when she spotted Apexus in the distance. Two seconds later, the door burst open. The only reason that Korith was leading the charge that followed was that she was faster.

“HURRAY!” the kobold yelled, jumping once out the door and then leaping with incredible strength towards Apexus. Like an arrow, she whistled through the air, until she was effortlessly caught by a prepared and ready apprentice Monk. E...

The Gamer Chapter 1282 – The Fourth to Return

John was split.

The question who to summon back today was still open. Only Gnome, Sylph, and Stirwin remained to be recalled to his side. Realistically, Stirwin would be last. The crocodile definitely knew that the Gamer would prioritize gathering his haremettes under almost all circumstances. It would take a very special occasion to break that mould.

Tomorrow could be one such occasion. For reasons of date planning, he would have to talk to the Father of Light later ...

The Gamer Chapter 1281 – To spy in many directions

“Urgh… man, you suck,” Scarlett cussed at him, after being given five minutes recovery. “Can’t even break me properly.”

“I was holding back,” John told her.

“Really wish you fucking didn’t,” she groaned and sat-up to take the whiskey he was handing her. “At least you know what to give me against the pain.”

“You know, you will ruin your brain if you keep drinking like that,” he warned her.

“I’m a high level Abyssal with acc...

Nia Lewd Finished

And there she be, another lewd by Somiko done~

This one really got her expressions down, like it a lot.

The Gamer Chapter 1280 – The T-shirt Economy

“Here you go,” John said, handing Lydia her dress. They were inside her apartment. Between her limo and this place, she had worn one of John’s shirts and hotpants – which almost made it look like she was only wearing his shirt. To say that she looked adorable in it was understating it, all with her hair open.

John thought her naked and on her knees was the least regal the monarch could be, but somehow this was more intense. Even in the enlightenment era style of her...

The Gamer Chapter 1279 – Naughty Veneration

John was not in the mood for extensive foreplay and just hit the button to make his clothes disappear. Both Lydia and Nightingale reacted to his revealed erection with awe. Kneeling on the floor of the limousine, shoulder to shoulder, redhead and raven-haired harpy, both stopped and just stared, wide-eyed. One of his favourite things he had learned about women over the years was that many of them, especially those John was interested in, reacted to his dick the same way he reacte...

The Gamer Chapter 1278 – Gala Date Finale – Putting down unwanted ambitions

“Alright, that’s my cue,” John said, after Bertrand had headed inside his mansion. The man did so every 30 minutes, although that had changed to 45 as his drunken state deepened. Since he had Siena listen in on his every move, the Gamer knew why that was: the owner of the mansion was coordinating who he wanted to talk to next with his associates. That included not just the target, but how to approach them in minute detail. This was either to make connections or to better th...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 9 – Paths and Styles

Maltos looked through the stack of paper before him. Each was a detailed print of the humanoid body, each had been carefully drawn and written on, and each was carefully being scanned. “Your handwriting still leaves much to be desired,” the old monk chastised.

“Studying was never my forte,” Apexus confessed, not for the first time. Practical knowledge he acquired a lot easier than most people, but the moment things entered the absurd or the highly detailed, his mind...

The Gamer Chapter 1277 – Gala Date 8 – International Rumours

John was en route back to the table when an arm was suddenly slung around the back of his neck. The intensity of the sudden movement made him stumble and spill the drinks all over the floor – and himself. The latter would have been a catastrophe if he had been wearing a mundane suit, considering one of those glasses contained a glass of red wine for himself.

A number of things went through John’s head. Who dared? That was the first question, but there were enough drunk ...

The Gamer Chapter 1276 – Gala Date 7 – Sitting with the Songbird

“She likes you,” John commented, when Lydia left him and Nightingale at the table.

“That is assuring,” the harpy said, wiggling around a little bit to move her chair closer to his. She tapped her thigh with the bow of her wing. A court invitation to hold a harpy’s thigh, yet another perk of her being handless. John inched a bit closer from his side and obliged.

They sat with their backs to a wall in the corner of the veranda. Some of the nobles had left now....

The Gamer Chapter 1275 – Gala Date 6 – Walking with his Lady

John looked around, scanning every bit of their surroundings on both layers of sight the Vision of Calamity lenses gave him. A green energy sphere sitting in the branches of a nearby tree caught his attention. Carefully, he moved the Companion Cube up to it and then shot a single Blast Ray. The scrying enchantment was destroyed.

“Alright, we should be on our own,” John informed Lydia. “Should I drop my pants, or do you want to-“ He stopped when he lightly hit the ba...

Gnome Emotes Done

Just look at her adorable little everything!

The Gamer Chapter 1274 – Gala Date 5 – Socialites

They came to sit around a large table, which servants had hastily brought outside. The chairs were soft and cushioned, the canopy above rustled in artificial winds that were summoned only for that effect. John had one hand on Nightingale’s thigh and was holding her drink with the other. The harpy sucked on the straw. Indecent thoughts about how much better her lips look when they were wrapped around something thicker surfaced. His hands glided a little higher.

Lavender ey...

Esther Lewd Finished

This is the bonus lewd commission I got done. Artwork by Jiragora. It's depicting a lewd scene in the middle of the second book of Welldark.

As per usual, do not share the full resolution publicly.

The Gamer Chapter 1273 – Gala Date 4 – Bad and good things to do at an event

John did enjoy that he could strong-arm these people into talking to him. The influence of Fusion was world-renowned at this point, even greater nobles paid him some manner of respect. Sure, they insisted that their ancient bloodline gave them some manner of authority, even over him, but they had no way to actually assert that, while John was stronger, richer, and more influential than them.

The Gamer was halfway certain he could have undermined the power of 70% of the atte...

Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 8 – Balance

“Do you remember the question you answered when you first came here?” Maltos asked, him and Apexus sitting across each other in the teacher’s tiny, barren room. It was the eighth day of training and followed a night Apexus had spent at home. As far as they had agreed to push him, Maltos still saw it necessary for the humanoid chimera to rest. If not for his own sake, then because Aclysia and Korith would have trouble concentrating when he was away for too long. Reysha was t...

The Gamer Chapter 1272 - Gala Date 3 – Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition

“Queen Lydia!”

The enthusiastic words came from a man that emerged from the centre of the event. Like John had often seen from members of the traditionalist faction in Germany’s politics, he wore a mixture of a modern suit and medieval garbs that signified his standing in the noble hierarchy. Specifically, he wore a half-cape of deep red, embroidered with a complicated crest that depicted a man with a salver getting knighted by a red-haired lord.

It was a near a...

The Gamer Chapter 1271 – Gala Date 2 – A Gala for no noteworthy cause

“You are respectably skilled at the piano,” Nightingale said, as the stretch limo slowly rolled through the streets of Berlin. The streets of mundane Berlin, in this case, with the caveat of a secondary layer of Illusion Barriers making sure they did not have to deal with any kind of traffic. The drawback was that they could only use the main roads. Fateweavers could not be bothered to maintain all of the side streets.

“That is formulated in an interesting fashion,”...