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Guidance 19 – Medium Problems

“How is the training of your partners progressing?” Maltos asked. It was the usual question, presented at the end of every week. It was the third time he had asked it. “Mai tells me she has started training Reysha in Weapon Arts.”

“Yes,” was Apexus’ typically short answer. The slime’s mood was somewhat strained. It was well in the afternoon and he still hadn’t eaten today. The fasting hours grew longer with each day. Working on a diminishing nucleus early ...

The Gamer Chapter 1147 – Metal and Chemicals

‘Soul Crystallization Device,’ John tapped into the window that opened after he had mentally signalled his intent to open the Adventure. He stood among his haremettes in the complete darkness of the unfilled space that lay past the I.D. Gates. All who wanted to accompany him were present, the elementals in their incorporeal form. ‘This better work,’ he thought, having his reservations even now. Raw paranoia, considering that Gaia usually let him have what he desired as lo...

An update on the Metra commission

As you can see, the image is finished.

However, a secondary version with her armour is still coming, so the commission at large is not done yet. I had actually forgotten about this, but Monori assured me its underway.

Attached is her un-armoured image, so that's out at least. ^^

The Gamer Chapter 1146 – Last Preparations

John awoke in his bed, like he usually did, underneath a blanket of gorgeous women. His head rested on a pillow-shaped Undine, Sylph was sleeping on top of his chest, Aclysia was nuzzled against his left side, Eliana’s head rested right next to his groin, and Lorelei lay on his right. In range of his arms were various boobs and butts, although Siena’s coiled tail prevented him from moving the right one. In general, he couldn’t move in his current situation. It was one of th...

The Gamer Chapter 1145 – Home with a Seer

John opened the door to his apartment with his elbow. “Honeys, I’m home!” he said, unnecessarily. The haremettes in the living room (Nia, Lee, Undine, Scarlett, Momo and Eliana) had noticed and those elsewhere wouldn’t hear. With his foot, he closed the door behind himself.

His hands were occupied securing the unconscious Lorelei on his back. That did give him an excuse to touch her ass, not that he needed one. Had he been any other guy, it probably would have turne...

The Gamer Chapter 1144 – Fated Union

In the same instant as their lips found each other, John pressed Lorelei into the soft grass. There was no resistance, only obligating moans between the kisses. It was her first one and she let him do with her whatever he wanted, reciprocating the demanding advance of his tongue with inexperienced submissiveness.

Obliging him seemed to be ingrained in her very being. Her breathing got more and more heated as John moved on top of her. The hands she had held in the earnest go...

The Gamer Chapter 1143 – Three Words

“If their bullying becomes too much, tell me,” Momo insisted.

“Y-yeah, you can rely on Momo,” Gnome supported her friend’s statement. Those two were helpful for Lorelei to find her footing in this new environment. Not that she seemed to need it. The seer had quite a bit of willpower under that adorable surface.

“I thank you,” she responded and lowered her head slightly. “I assume you will head out to the Adventure immediately upon finding the three wor...

Lorelei Chibis are here...

...and they are hecking adorable!

Made by Kriniere.

Guidance 18 – Martial, Weapon, Mana, Ki

Reysha closed her eyes, trying to concentrate. The second she did, she got a smack at the back of her head. “Don’t even start forming that habit,” Mai scolded her. “You’re no healer that gets protected, you are a Rogue. We don’t get to ever be unaware of our surroundings.”

Simply nodding, Reysha kept her eyes open while she studied the flow of her mana. The only difference between mana and ki was in its application. Mages called their resource mana and they us...

The Gamer Chapter 1142 – Introducing the Harem

“Ah!” Lorelei cried out, when she suddenly had an energetic air spirit in her face.

“Hi, I’m Sylph! What’s your name? Is it Lorelei?” the green-haired woman babbled, dashing around the seer. “Lorelei Varnik? Varnik is such a silly name. You’re cute though. Sexy cute. I like sexy cute. Not as sexy cute as I am, because I am short and short girls are the sexiest! Wow, this is weird. I can feel your gaze on me no matter how quick I move around. It’s like you�...

The Gamer Chapter 1141 – Fetching the Seer

“You know, it’s enough if I go to greet her,” John pointed out to his gathered harem.

“I never fucking spoke to the bitch!” Eliana immediately shot back. “If I've got to share breeding time with another nympho whore, I want to know her.”

“Fair point,” John conceded immediately and checked his phone again. It was almost the agreed upon time. “You don’t insist on everyone coming through though, right?” All of them greeting the seer on top of the ...

The Gamer Chapter 1140 – No time for politics

John collapsed in his bedroom.

He hadn’t been in his actual bed, the Newman-sized one, in over a week and hadn’t spent a full night in it in over a month. The final act of the Order’s integration had happened today. The new states had been ratified, their addition to the Federation therefore confirmed by its current members, and their elections had been set one year from now. An untypically long gap, born from the lack of local administrators to set up any such electi...

The Gamer Chapter 1139 – Season 3 Arc 8 Start – Carving up Land

It took a whole month to clean up the mess of the Order of the Golden Rose.

What they had in place previously was primitive in every way. Local militias acting as the enforcement of centralized guidelines was an administrative system that belonged in the Middle Ages. What had kept this territory together had been momentum, the incorruptible zealotry of the militants and the accuracy with which the Order’s seers could sense lies. Had John waited, the whole thing would have...

Guidance 17 – Stabbing Stuff

Reysha ducked under the wooden blade, cackling as she danced back into the darkness of the maze. Her fellow student set after her, swinging his weapon wildly. She took one measured step backwards, then another one, always remaining out of reach and moving up the shallow steps of the corridor. Eventually, her opponent overstepped, stumbling over one of the stairs and falling forwards. He would have caught himself, had Reysha not kicked a foot under himat that exact moment.

P...

Lee Chibis are here!

Because she didn't have any Chibis yet, I and the people on the Discord decided to give her those rather than Emojis. Attached you will find the above Chibi, as well as one where she is about to kill you with her cuteness.

Artist for these is, like always, Kriniere.

I've actually had these for like 2 weeks, I just totally forgot to upload them. Sorry about that.

Guidance 16 – Faithless

The morning prayer was the second most blessed time of the day for the exiled angel. Certainly, being with her loved ones was an even greater reward. The hour spent every morning in unity of faith was a pleasure of a different variety. Priests, Paladins, and other people of the Classes leaning into the faith met to kneel before the altars of their respective gods. There were forty of them, thirty-three to the original gods and a further seven so that those following lesser-known ...

Leewd Commission

I had some resources to spare, so here is an extra lewd commission!

As per usual, you may not spread the full resolution version, only the Downscale one.

Guidance 15 – House-angel

Aclysia opened her eyes and stared at the ceiling. It was quiet where they were, delightfully quiet, with only the early birds and the water dripping onto the floor providing any kind of sound. Used to sleeping in dungeons and caves, such minor sounds had no distracting property for any of them anymore. Them being the two biological entities of the group.

For Aclysia, sleep was a choice. A state of mind in which she could preserve mana and pass time during which she would o...

Season 3 Arc 7 Author’s Note

Back in Black.

The idea of the return to Springfield obviously bounced around in my head for a while. Only the vagueness of its location associated with the shared setting across branches made me sort of question whether I would bother, but I think with the vastness of the Order’s territory I have “veiled” that “secret” well enough.

Anyway, HELLO! Let’s take things slowly. First off, as is appropriate, my gratitude goes out to my Patrons. You guys keep thi...

The Gamer Chapter 1138 - Back in Black Epilewd – Heat

“We will discuss the aftermath tomorrow,” William Brighton just decided and left the barrier right after his daughter. Given what he had just learned, John had been listening to the final conversation through the Mandala Sphere, Moira must have likely needed some space to cool down. Whether that happened through active measures or passive meditation, John was certainly intrigued about. He would have lied if he said he didn’t want to see what an incredibly turned-on Moira wa...

The Gamer Chapter 1137 – Back in Black Finale – Race Against the Sun [Rave POV]


‘Gaia, I love this thing,’ Rave thought, feeling her new bodysuit, Illuminare, mend the broken bones in her shoulder. The healing was accompanied by a warm, fuzzy feeling that numbed the pain and then went on to incite a different kind of tingling. Adrenaline kept that particular feeling at ba...

The Gamer Chapter 1136 – Back in Black 18 – The Duty of a Warden [Moira POV]

Moira couldn’t fathom this chain of events. She couldn’t fathom what had driven her father to face John Newman, the Gamer, the man whose meteoric rise to prominence had been all the talk of the past year in the Abyss, the man who was blessed by the Lady herself, to face that man with equal numbers, thinking it would be fair. She couldn’t fathom what had made John Newman reciprocate by facing the force on his own. She couldn’t fathom why the Gamer had insisted on making it...

Guidance 14 – Confiding

“What a thoroughly unpleasant man!” Aclysia declared, bursting in through the door of their home. It appeared for a moment that she would slam it closed behind her as well. She thought better of it and calmly closed it. “His lack of faith is- is anything the matter?” The metal fairy noticed that her companions were strangely dejected.

Apexus was poking the fire he had restarted not too long ago with a long stick and Reysha was lying on her back, throwing a ball of r...

The Gamer Chapter 1135 – Back in Black 17 – Battle of the Elites

John stood atop a hill. William stood on another on the other side of the Illusion Barrier. Between them was a valley, about two-hundred metres wide. With them were their elites. William was joined by his daughter and eight other fully armoured knights. John was with his familiars, Rave, Nia, and Chemilia. By the rules they agreed on, familiars counting as half a person, that put Fusion at a numbers advantage.

This and other factors meant that the Gamer wasn’t overly worr...

The Gamer Chapter 1134 – Back in Black 16 – Contemplation

“Ya doing alright there, tiger?” his girlfriend wanted to know, bowed over him. Her decently sized breasts hovered above him. Winterly pale skin and pretty pink crowns atop the mounds that were pulled down by the ever-present influence of gravity. It gave them a particular shape that John, like all other forms of the female chest, especially those of his loves, greatly appreciated. Yet, at the moment, their sight failed to produce the usual mix of satisfaction and desire.

The Gamer Chapter 1133 – Back in Black 15 – Battle of Leadership

It gave John life to see that, two days later, William was still scouring over his loss. He would have given a bottle of his most expensive whiskey to find out if the Lord-Protector had yelled at anybody. Directly after the battle, he had been composed, dark expression aside. Salty as he appeared, he had never questioned the validity of the Gamer’s victory.

‘God, how I wish to squeeze a lemon into that wound,’ John thought, biting the inside of his cheek. ‘Hold your...

The Gamer Chapter 1132 – Back in Black 14 – Battle of Tactics

John and William stoically shook hands and parted. Each of them took the straight path that led from the middle of the hundred-metre wide battlefield to one of the two towers that oversaw the many obstacles. Solid stone walls, shattered trees, pathways, slopes, small labyrinths, and a selection of other such elements were scattered about. For the most part the two halves were symmetrical. Something that John was especially aware of once he had climbed the command tower.

The...

The Gamer Chapter 1131 – Back in Black 13 – The Other Eventless Day

Tuesday, 15th of January 2019.

The weather was cold, which made John extra thankful that Magoi himself had come around. With a bit of preparation and alongside teaching his two children, the High Fateweaver put up a number of barracks that let Fusion’s military rest in a warm place. Beyond that, John didn’t get to see much of any of the Magus’ family. They were part of the battlefield preparation. For pre-agreed reasons, that meant communication stayed at a minimum. 2021-12-16 09:04:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Guidance 13 – Rage and Control

Apexus landed after ten minutes of aimless soaring. Violently, he crashed down on all fours. His knees popped out of their sockets, to be repaired by his nature a moment thereafter. Clenching his teeth, he rose to his feet and immediately hurled his fist at a nearby tree. The healthy bark cut into his knuckles. A second, then a third punch followed. Each he felt all the way up to his shoulder. Each wore down the tree.

At the fourth punch the thought dawned on him ‘Why am ...

The Gamer Chapter 1130 – Back in Black Interlewd – Casual Orgy

Starting an orgy in the harem could be as easy as making his lust noticeable. One wanton gaze across the room, and the horniest haremette around swiftly dashed over. Sylph vaulted over the table and landed on his lap with the grace of an Olympic athlete. The small, sexy woman practically jumped on his cock, taking it into her mouth for a couple of sloppy bobs of her head that spread her saliva all over the rapidly growing erection.

A couple of words were lost as vibrations,...