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The Gamer Chapter 956 – Max Splash!

“I’ll pursue control of water,” Maximillian made his decision. “Better to go with what is more likely to work and have synergy, before I try something else.”

John nodded. “I would go with the same. Anyway, through this teleporter then.”

The two young men emerged on the west side of the Guild Hall, right inside the Water Shrine. The air inside the small palace of ice and ice-like crystals, less an actual building than a downscaled representation of one, w...

The Gamer Chapter 955 – Fleeing from the trouble to a teaching

At the end of the tour, John tried to remove himself from the scene as rapidly as was appropriate. “Well, if you-“

“Did anyone ever tell you that you say ‘well’ a lot?” Lee interrupted him, crossing her arms in a friendly teasing fashion. “Because you do. I don’t mind, but you really do.”

“Yes, a few people told me that before,” John admitted. “Anyway, if you need anything, don’t hesitate to reach out. I’ll make sure you’re comfortable he...

The Long Way Prologue 1 – The Doubtful Blessed

The presence of the divine was everywhere on Sanctuary LXIV. It weaved through every stone that made up the Cathedral Leaf. As the name implied, the entirety of this world was one large place of worship, dedicated to the 33 originals and all that had followed their example. Every blessed brick that made up the superstructure was crafted by a god, a work of art and a mark of their existence. The unfathomably gargantuan structure was unified in its colours. White, the colour of the...

The Gamer Chapter 954 – My High Fateweaver’s daughter couldn’t possibly be this cute

John had to admit that his resolve not to flirt with Magoi’s daughter was shaking a bit when he laid eyes on her. In the eight months since he had seen her for the first and only time, she had developed into a deeply appealing direction. All Magus kids came more after their mother in the looks department and Lee was no exception to that. Long, straight hair a shade of brown so dark it bordered on black, a face full of attractive and symmetrically sorted features, dark eyes and ...

The Gamer Chapter 953 – Unpleasant and Friendly Affairs

It took the whole day to drive back home. Because their tour through New Libraria had brought them quite far north, the travel time back to the Hudson Barrier was a ‘mere’ 11 hours. They arrived in the past-midnight hours of Saturday and immediately went to bed. When John woke up the next morning, he took his remaining frustrations and exorcised them in the usual way: through wild sex. For the entire drive, he and the majority of the girls hadn’t been in the mood. The famil...

The Gamer Chapter 952 – Road Home

John hadn’t been aware that they had a punching bag in the bus, but he was really happy that he had something he could hit at the moment. Despite being convinced that he had made the right call and the best he could with the situation, he was feeling a general frustration that only time and violence could properly exorcise. Since the primary target of that frustration, William Brighton, wasn’t available, this piece of leather had to do.

“Your form is actually pretty g...

The Gamer Chapter 951 – Righteousness Finale – Courage and Honour

John could feel control over the barrier, ever so slowly, slip back into place. If the loss of his grip on it had felt like trying to keep a tight handle on an oily piece of smooth glass, then the current state of affairs was like that layer of oil getting rinsed off without soap. There was progress, sure, but without lye, breaking apart the unwanted fluid would take a while.

As for the item causing the effect, it was a peculiar sphere Siena dug out of the repurposed heater...

The Gamer Chapter 950 – Righteousness 9 – Funky and Divine Light [Moira POV]

Moira clenched her teeth and braced for impact. Three shockwaves hit the front of her highly adorned shield. One was the initial punch of the Lightbearer. The second was the martial arts technique Rave used to penetrate armour. The third was the ripple of kinetically charged light that accompanied all of her attacks. The first uselessly pearled off her unyielding shield, the second dealt minor damage to her arm and the third was between those two.

Digging her heels in, Moir...

Humanoid Road Finale – More. [Erotic Content]

Aclysia used what little presence of mind she still had to hastily pull a blanket out from her inventory and throwing it onto the stone. Reysha wouldn’t even have needed that comfort to hastily turn on all fours and present her ass to her lover. Pussy and the inside of her thighs were already glistening with steadily flowing honey. Quickly emulating her, Aclysia kneeled down next to her. Her cunt was no less drooling, and the two fantastic bubble butts were both shoved in his dir...

The Gamer Chapter 949 – Righteousness 8 – A shield of pure metal [Moira POV]

Moira burst out of the rubble. ‘The Gamer’s allies do leave quite the impact,’ she made a dry joke to herself while rising to her feet. Dropping her warhammer for a moment, she brushed a number of pebbles out of her hair. The shield, magically attached to her right arm, was as undamaged as the rest of her armour. The enchanted plate the Order used was the pride of the organization, each a piece of art that had been perfected over the generations. Not even that armour would ...

The Gamer Chapter 948 – Righteousness 7 – A fist bearing light [Rave POV]

This was exactly what Rave had hoped for before going on this expedition.

Well, not this precise scenario. Suddenly intervening in a conflict between an order of self-righteous pricks and immoral, life-defiling warlocks wasn’t something she had imagined to happen. It was, however, exciting and that was exactly what she was after. Great as her day-to-day life with her John and their harem was, the funky Lightbearer still craved unusual and dangerous situations. It was in h...

The Gamer Chapter 947 – Righteousness 6 – The many fields of battle

‘I’ll see how that develops before I send support,’ John decided, keeping a close mental eye on the fight of his copy and maids against the knights and their lord. For the moment, it seemed even enough. Both parties were fighting defensively, not quite sure of the enemy’s full capabilities. Being careful in that situation was just common sense. ‘I guess it’s good to see they have some of that remaining,’ the Gamer thought and sighed.

The aftereffects of today ...

The Gamer Chapter 946 – Righteousness 5 – What must be done?

John’s consciousness was split between four parts. Two were the usual, the original stream of thoughts and the one in charge of Jack. Another one was the mediator, communicating between the two all the information that could be important. That aspect of his mind was employed during times such as these, where a lot was happening all at once and the usual memory unification just didn’t cut it. The fourth part of him was actively calculating what to do next. To make that call, h...

The Gamer Chapter 945 – Righteousness 4 – Dark Lord

The Demon Lord was a human. That much was clear and unsurprising. His broken body, however, was nothing John had expected. His chest was bare, a simple cloth covered his legs, and his skin was barely visible under all the medical equipment. What had caused his current condition was obvious: two half-seared, half-scarred stabs that went completely through his chest. Each was a finger wide and about ten centimetres long. The wounds were perfectly aligned, with a hand-wide gap betwe...

Chapter 46 – The Life Slave

The very top of Wyrmrest Keep was one of the highest places in Azeroth. A dome roof was held up by a rim of pillars, their bronze colour and shaped stone less pure than the rest of the titan architecture. During the Hour of Twilight, the final assault of the maddened Black Dragonaspect Deathwing, this roof had been torn down and been cast into the ice below. While the dome could be recovered, the pillars had to be recreated from scratch.

Even years later, the surrounding la...

Humanoid Road 35 – The devouring of the Laghast

The taste of victory had seldom been sweeter. After the Laghast stopped moving, Apexus got to finally turn down the superheating of his body. His appetite was considerable, following the fight, but he still left some of the best bits of the Laghast for Reysha to indulge in. At the same time, he cuddled the metal fairy that so thoroughly deserved it.

The degree to which Aclysia had been hurt had them worried for a while. Only after the healing magic started to work, the skin r...

Eliza Emoji Set

I got three pretty little psychos right here~

This batch has a horny Eliza (seen above), an angry Eliza and a pouting Eliza. 

As always, you can use them privately however you want, publically you have to give credit and commercially you cannot use them at all. For the Emojis specifically, it is fine to show the full-scale versions. The Downscaled ones were made to fit with Discord's file size limit.

The Gamer Chapter 944 – Righteousness 3 – Dark City

New Alexandria was so incredibly different from the city of St. Louis that John had to assume the barrier was older than the mundane town. The buildings around were an odd mixture of demonic outposts, renaissance farm houses, medieval castles and mansions. Fine black particles covered the landscape like grass and dust usually would have, doubtlessly falling off the Darkshed Trees.

The landscape was a giant bowl, with a massive mansion sitting at the centre of the depression...

The Gamer Chapter 943 – Righteousness 2 – Bright Lord

“An impressive vehicle,” Lloyd stated with begrudging respect. His annoyance at John’s recent action was clearly still present, but the knight seemed dedicated to at least appear chivalrous. Now that he was out of his armour and in a regular suit, the emblem of the Golden Rose sewn on the breast pocket, his behaviour was the only way to really signal his knightly status. His squire followed him in a less impressive suit, while the overseer had left the scene.

“Why t...

The Gamer Chapter 942 – Righteousness 1 – Observer

‘God, I love the Barrier Sense,’ John thought as he raised his hand. Knowing in advance that he was going to be in control of the space gave a sense of security that was outmatched by almost nothing. Any confrontation he didn’t want, he could instantly flee from. ‘Don’t let that make you cocky.’

The Illusion Barrier was a farmhouse somewhat off the road, meaning that they had to leave the bus inside its Mobile Barrier. Because John was a paranoid person, he had ...

The Gamer Chapter 941 – Weighing in on foreign wars

John pulled out his phone and called Scarlett immediately. The phone clicked and the technomancer’s voice rang sarcastically from the speaker, “Not even one day and you already need me for tech issues, don’t you? Can’t you do anything yourself?”

“I really wanted to, but things just got a whole lot more complicated.” The Gamer quickly explained the situation to her. “I need you to scan through the computer for any hints of Neo Alexandria, confirmations of the...

The Gamer Chapter 940 – An empty and disgusting church

John was not a big fan of American churches. This wasn’t a comment on religiosity or organized worship, but purely on the buildings. After having seen glorious cathedrals and even the stone churches of Europe, the wooden constructions that decorated smalltown America just felt inadequate. Many of them seemed like a two-family home that had a cross and a belltower slapped onto it.

‘I suppose something good could be said about the homely feeling that gives the entire thin...

Humanoid Road 34 – Phase Mutation

Raw kinetic energy torrented outside. While they were safe behind the pillars, the sheer force of the impact broke the delicate crystals on the walls. In one moment, the entire room went dark. Apexus’ nails were already shining, illuminating their environment as they hurried out of hiding and back towards the kneeling Laghast.

Their hasty steps were but one sound in the room. The pained, squelching groan of the Laghast was another, caused by breaking and rearranging bones i...

The Gamer Chapter 939 – A matter of national security

John rose to his feet and the two maids, the First Servant of State and Fusion’s financial minister respectively, followed suit. They stood two paces behind him, their poses and uniforms exactly the same. Hands folded in front of the long, slit skirts of their maid outfits, they seemed unfitting for a government role and were simultaneously a regular sight on official events of this particular federation. The differences between them were only in the length of their hair, a sli...

The Gamer Chapter 938 – A sore morning

“You know, in every other household, I would have to live with a lot of glares right now,” John joked at the breakfast table. The reasons for that statement were both currently drinking their third glass of water. There was a lot of rehydration to do for Cindy and Worlina. The two interviewers barely reacted to his words. They were in the typical post-absurd sex mind-freeze.

It was odd to see Cindy and Worlina without their make-up. Their lips were less outstanding, or ...

The Gamer Chapter 937 – The three-way Interview Part 2 – The Whores’ Overconfidence

The voice confirmed they were back on air and John immediately said, “Show me what you want me to appreciate.”

“Yes, Master,” Worlina immediately switched into submissive mode and undid two more buttons of her blouse. Her green chest popped out of the red cloth as a wonderful, squished together display of soft meat.

Cindy was quicker about it, grabbing the lower edge of her tank top and discarding it in one swift movement. Her tits bounced from the enthusiasti...

The Gamer Chapter 936 – The three-way Interview Part 1 – The actual interview

John watched Cindy stride through the room. In doing so, he did exactly what she wanted. The way she strutted along the shelves, its quadratic cut-outs filled with books of various topics and perspectives on them, was clearly meant to be for his viewing pleasure. Her round butt swung enticingly inside her pants. Teasingly, she pulled her well-sitting tank top back into place. Both articles of clothing were pure white, rising from her soft tan, and were adequate for the hot weathe...

The Gamer Chapter 935 – And what would be next?

‘I may need to create a new word that goes beyond horny,’ John thought when he woke up the next morning. The debaucheries of the past night had gone far beyond a simple state of lust. Raw desire had pumped through every vein in his body by the time he tumbled into the Sex Dungeon. What dresses or other clothes the girls still wore when they got in there were either torn or so thoroughly drenched in bodily fluids that their cleaning enchantments were overloaded. Using Cumslut ...

Humanoid Road 33 – The Lesser Mind Flayer

“…We may have a… medium problem,” Reysha said, a deep night’s rest later. As much as she wanted to hurry, she had needed that time to gather herself and clean herself up. The other two had taken the chance to relax as well. It had become somewhat of a tradition between them, to do so in front of boss rooms. Not that this habit was exclusive to them. It was common for adventurers. “…We could even call it a large problem… I giant fucking problem might also be appropri...

The Gamer Chapter 934 – Peaceful Expansion

John let the evening roll by him with the company of his girls, his friends, his people and a glass of gin tonic. There were many interesting moments to be shared. All of the fruitless ways in which Eliza tried to cope with her instructions. Acting as if everything was alright was mostly successful (mostly because next to nobody dared to even approach her, outside of their circle of friends). That she was now publishing pictures had done fairly little for her reputation as an ove...