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The Gamer Chapter 828 – Progress Raiding 2 – To fight together

John swallowed the last bit of his breakfast and washed it down with a cup of peppermint tea. Putting the cup down with more force than necessary, he managed to direct everyone’s attention towards him and then grabbed it by clearing his throat. “Jane, Metra, Lydia,” he said and looked at the three women in turn, “I would suggest you tag along in the Raid.”

“You think that’s a possibility?” the queen asked, looking over the rim of her own cup.

John nodded. “I didn...

The Gamer Chapter 827 – Progress Raiding 1 – Gathering up the Girls

John spent the rest of Wednesday drowned in work. He had a lot of bureaucracy to chew through, a number of calls to make regarding the holiday developments, and the House of Exceptionals meeting to attend. Now that the test runs were through, the houses of legislature met once a week each. The Commons met on Mondays, the Exceptionals on Wednesdays and Parliament got together on Fridays. In order to give representatives a fair amount of time to return home every month, these sessions were sepa...

The Gamer Chapter 826 – Red and White Attention

A long range teleport, a short range teleporter and a quick coffee to give Wendy at least some energy later, John arrived in his play room. Of course, that was just a nicer sounding term for the place they kept all of the sex toys. There were several beds in one corner, a shower area in another and shelves upon shelves of orderly assorted gags, dildos, ropes and all other kinds of depraved equipment along the walls. Scattered about the rest of the room were sexual ‘torture’ d...

Humanoid Road 9 – Like tentacles dancing on string

“Stop,” Apexus said and the two women obeyed. They looked at the leading slime with mild confusion, when he stood there, left foot raised and looked around. “Is there a big tentacle moving?” he asked Reysha, since she was the most apt at spotting the early warning signs.

“No that I can se- Huh,” she interrupted herself and nonchalantly pointed towards one east of their position. “Would ya look at that, that one is getting ready.” The attack came about twenty seconds late...

The Gamer Chapter 825 – When the Horned Rat gets chastised

Alice changed her location in existence, suddenly appearing behind Nia. Slinging her arms around the fellow pariah’s neck, she rubbed the side of her face against Nia’s, like some sort of overly affectionate cat. In response, the blonde did absolutely nothing. She just stood there, not even moving her head in a questioning gesture.

“This adorable success is emotionally stunted because of you,” Alice stated, squishing Nia’s face between the fingers of her left hand. While knead...

The Gamer Chapter 824 – When the Horned Rat trolls

“Master… Master…”

John made an unwilling sound as he opened his eyes and stared into the darkness of his blindness. It had been weeks since he had last woken up in a matter that left him wishing he could close his eyes again. Usually, he either woke up because he was rested or because he was getting a blowjob. Either of these were things he could have only dreamt of before starting to eat healthily and gaining a whole slew of somewhat sex addicted lovers.

There had been on...

The Gamer Chapter 823 – Bantering and Near Future Plans

John heard a series of small cracks, followed by a meowing sigh of relief. “Aahh, feels as if my back is finally straight,” Rave purred, while her boyfriend’s oiled hands continued their slow journey up her spine. Ending at her shoulders, he moved from simply putting pressure on her to kneading the soft, relaxed tissue of her neck muscles. The pink-haired bombshell continued to sigh, shifting a little bit on the lounger they had put up in the living room.

One of two loungers. The ...

Stirwin (Stage 3) is a big chomper

Chompy! Chompy! Chompy!

The Gamer Chapter 822 – Bickering, Bureaucracy and Dispatching

John now understood why bureaucracy tended to grow.

In his mind, it had been an easy discussion. What was there to disagree about? There was Easter, Halloween, Christmas and New Year’s Day, that should have covered the generally agreed holidays. Personally, he would have also added Independence Day, Emancipation Day and Valentine’s Day, but he could have seen that those wouldn’t have had a big following in the Abyss.

He had been utterly wrong about most of that....

The Gamer Chapter 821 – And the session continued

John was one of the last people who came in after the break. ‘It’s just way too easy to forget the time when you’re busy fucking in two bodies,’ he justified things to himself as he marched towards the seat of government. Descending the long steps that split two party clusters, he first went to the lowest point in the room, then back up the construct of stone and metal. Soon enough, he was at the highest point on the floor, only those in the watcher’s area at an even hi...

Nathalia is feeling annoyed at feeling emberassed

Cute little Lava-muffin

Humanoid Road 8 – The slow progress

Reysha bowed over an ivy patch and retched. What she had just put in her mouth fell out, the aftertaste leaving her close to vomiting. She would have preferred it if she could have replaced the taste currently on her tongue with bile and stomach acid. It was almost so bad that the rancid taste regular food left on her tongue was preferable. Thankfully, she turned to Apexus, who handed her half of a Thornspitter’s centre. Biting into that fruity freshness drove the awful taste out of her mou...

Welldark Book 1 Cover - Esther

Wonderful image. Came along with some initial communication issues, but here it is and she is gorgeous.

Esther is the main girl of Welldark and will serve as the cover for the first volume. In the background, you can see Welldark University, the place the majority of the story will play at/around.

• As always, you are only allowed to share the downscaled version. The full resolution version shall remain behind my Patreon paywall. You may use the pictures in non-commercial proj...
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The Gamer Chapter 820 – The First Session of Parliament

John watched the members of both government houses pour into the parliament chamber. The members of the Commons were quick to find their seats, having sat on them just one week prior. Meanwhile, the Exceptionals had to search around for a little bit. While the House of Exceptionals meetings had no appointed seats whatsoever, the House of Commons and Parliament did. Members of the upper house had been given the opportunity to file in for where in the political spectrum of the room they wanted ...

The Gamer Chapter 819 – To resolve a question

Whenever John looked at the Embassy, he couldn’t quite shake off the impression of looking at an oversized bowling pin. The majority of the Building was a simple white cylinder whose windows were decorated with a blue trim. From the roof extended a massive antenna whose broad base steadily narrowed towards the top. To properly resemble a bowling pin, the Embassy would have needed a bulged-out tip and more roundness around the bottom part.

The Gamer let himself be amused b...

WAKMD Chapter 40 – Corruption Siphoned

“It is done,” the ghost of Medivh announced and the room let out an audible sigh of relief. The crowd of demons and mages slumped to the floor, all of them looking at the fruits of their labour. A circular pond, not too much unlike the Kingswell, sat in the middle of the chamber. Unlike the beautiful glowing of Silvermoon’s fond of power, this one had a murky grey colour that swirled like muddy water. Sparks of green swam within, giving it an eerie glow.

All of the power that had ...

The Gamer Chapter 818 – Dating Winds Finale – The Mad in a Dancing World

Green stood for unoccupied, blue for ‘services have been ordered’, orange for simply ‘occupied’ and red for ‘do not disturb under any circumstances’, that was what John read in the FAQ segment of the ordering app, while waiting for his order to arrive. He was somewhat uncertain what they could need the red function for, given sex in the lodges was actually forbidden by the terms of service. Something that John had wrinkled his forehead at in surprise. After a few seconds, his comm...

The Gamer Chapter 817 – Dating Winds 3 – A little exception

John entered an empty foyer. It had the same kind of look to it as the Fusion Capitol. That was to say, it was a building of extreme beauty, that many artisans had worked on, but with no historical value to it yet. Two rows of beige pillars close to the walls supported a high ceiling and partially hid ordinary looking doors in their shadow. Doubtlessly, those doors led into the actual opera side of things.

There were podiums and vitrines everywhere, currently taken up by vases or beauti...

The Gamer Chapter 816 – Dating Winds 2 – Interruption and Recuperation

The hasty steps caused the tanned woman’s hair to bounce as she approached John. Unequally parted, the larger half was held in its place by a jewel encrusted barrette, keeping the thoroughly combed, raven-black tide orderly. She was gorgeous, as gorgeous as John’s girls, with dark lips and brown eyes. She would have looked better, however, if she hadn’t been scowling.

“Marie,” John greeted her with a friendly bow of his head first and a kiss to her hand once she was close enou...

Humanoid Road 7 – Finding weaknesses

“You need to better conserve your resources,” Apexus pointed out, while Reysha ate up the last of her reserve food.

The tiger girl stopped in her chewing for a second to think about that. That the chimeric slime wasn’t actually talking about their food occurred to her relatively quickly. “Well, I’d rather buy some new knives than get hit by more fucking thorns,” she responded. “But I’ll try to be less trigger happy. Works for you?”

“Sure,” Apexus nodded.

The Gamer Chapter 815 – Dating Winds 1 – The little storm of thunder


“There we go,” John groaned with satisfaction. The level up happily coincided with the end of his orgasm. The electric tingling around his cock also ebbed away, indicating that the person u...

The Gamer Chapter 814 – A week of glossed details

It had been an uneventful week from there on out. There was some more ruckus on the Elemental Islands on some occasions. Newcomers, unfamiliar with the only just forming rules, stirred up a fuzz, but the incidents were kept so small that John only heard about them after the fact. Otherwise, there had only been one notable thing per day, which was slow and pleasant business as far as John was concerned.

Tuesday had been focused largely on the resettling of local commerce. Since the entir...

The Gamer Chapter 813 – Backdoor and Walking

John’s eyes were glued to Metra until his girlfriend approached him. Grabbing his crotch with one hand, Rave gave him a long kiss while massaging his growing erection through his pants. That was all she did, however, stopping once he was fully erect. “I’ll wait in the shower for ya,” she told him and then turned to the maids. “Come on girls, let’s prepare home for Master’s return.”

Aclysia and Beatrice were all too willing to be pulled along under that pretense and walke...

The Gamer Chapter 812 – Elemental Troubles Finale – The Eight Courts

“Look, all I am saying is that your mother is probably the second most pleasing elemental ruler I encountered,” John told Siena, while checking the Attributes of the elemental essence. It was just a double-check, he had already put an Observe on the pool over at the Light Shrine, so none of what he saw really surprised him. “Plasia was a bit nicer, but that’s about it.”

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The Gamer Chapter 811 – Elemental Troubles 5 – Light and Dark

There were many things John Newman did not know, and some of them, he genuinely felt bad about. Failing to look at the Mother of Water’s actions from more than one angle? Naïve, but understandable, given her actions. How he would allocate the budget for the next quarter? Not a pressing issue, but he should know about it. What to do with demons? Still not something he was sure about and still something that genocide was the potential answer to, as horrible as that sounded.

Not knowing...

Humanoid Road 6 – A moment of respite [Info List]

I feel like it is time to do a second one of these. As we finally return to action scenes, a refresher of our trio’s exact abilities, available items, funds and equipment is likely to be helpful for some of you. I will continue to throw these in every now and again, when it feels a reminder might help or if I want to summarize a lot of recent changes, to keep them easily traceable for you readers.

Imagine, in this specific instance, that our heroes have finished their lew...