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Drip-Fed - Humanoid Road – Prologue – The new goal

Back in the house, the trio sat around their stone slab and opened up the map. They hadn’t looked at it for several months but the inside of Aclysia’s adventurer’s bag had stored it well. Still slightly off and with several minor drawing errors, the black outline of Azenia-Ra greeted them.

Looking at it only made them realize all the more how much time they had spent in a small corner of this Leaf. “What do we do next?” that was the question on everyone’s mind and Apexus spo...

Nia Side Story - Faeding 1 – Where Nia Went

-A little over 2 months earlier, 24th of June, 2018-

Nia Fae slowly backed away from Eliza. ‘Perhaps Thana?’ she thought, taking another step backwards. Following the pariah’s meditation advice, the scary little girl had proceeded to sit down and then, in a cacophonic interchanging between screaming in a mindless rage and an equally insane laughter, started to tear into herself. Teeth getting ripped out, flying kidneys, tearing open her own skull, the complete program...

The Gamer Chapter 793 – Tournament of Oddities Finale – The judgement of John Newman by crazy people

“So, how do we do this? Chronologically?” Wendy asked the dark-haired pariah, who wandered back to her seat and slowly shrugged. That they hadn’t bothered to finish the format beyond the rules left John cold. Any frustration he may have still had was overpowered by Sylph humming a surprisingly intricate tune. She must have utilized her abilities to help her in the endeavour. Vocal cords weren’t well known for being able to hold two notes at the same time.

He eventua...

Who a King must do Chapter 38 – The Summerwind Circle

The Summerwind Circle, that was the name of the newest and, so far, most ambitious magical project of Anduin’s reign. What had started as a simple idea to keep Stormwind itself warm enough for public nudity even during the cold months had grown tremendously in scope as the High King added more and more capable allies and slaves to the procedures.

The elves knew of the fundamental enchantments, having manipulated lands to be in eternal spring or other seasons before. Pairing their know...

The Gamer Chapter 792 – Tournament of Oddities 25 – The last test’s prelude

John was only somewhat surprised when the final challenge did not bring him to the usual hall. Instead, he was brought to the conference room that he, Wendy and Vita first had their discussion about this entire tournament in. It was just like he last had seen it, simple and clean. A large screen, a circular boardroom table, several chairs that shared the purple colour of their cushions with the carpet. The only change were the cameras. Whatever they wanted to do here today would be televised....

The Gamer Chapter 791 – Tournament of Oddities Interlewd – The cowgirl loving catgirl

They were on each other’s lips the second they made it past the door. Of course they had been making out sporadically on the entire way back, but now they went beyond what could be done while moving. It started with Siena receiving some attention, went over to the other elementals, the maids and finally stopped at Rave.

Her kiss was remarkably aggressive. The winding of their tongues for superiority was a proper fight. One that he thoroughly enjoyed, given her sweet taste...

The Gamer Chapter 790 – Tournament of Oddities 24 – Pacifists and Purposes

“Seriously, Luci, every time I call you to be a little bit violent, you give it the minimal amount of effort!” Gaia complained, while everyone gathered in the ruin of the church. Hovering on her spot, the supreme deity seemed to listen to something that John couldn’t hear, and then sighed. “I guess that does make me the idiot. Anyway, off you go. I will need a bit more time to give you a proper body.” A snap of the green-haired creator’s fingers, and the angel was gon...

Drip-Fed - New Word, Old Problems Finale – A willingness to leave

"Hints for the future, have house next to some sort of source of running water if you have a lover who can cover you in buckets of cum,” Reysha declared while cleaning herself from the last remains of dried slime semen that had lasted from yesterday. As erotic as it was in the moment, the aftermath was more than a bit bothersome. Especially since they had slept and let it dry.

It could have been somewhat alleviated if Apexus could have eaten the stuff off them. As he explained, howeve...

The Gamer Chapter 789 – Tournament of Oddities 23 – Fleeing Lucifrena

‘Time - how do I fight for time,’ John’s thoughts raced while the last traces of Sylph’s attack flickered in the air like embers of a dying fire. The melee combatants immediately went to confront Lucifrena again. With the trees of Gnome’s Unleash now fully bloomed and melded into a proper wall behind her and the four women coming from the front, she had nowhere to go. Cornering a desperate animal was often a bad idea and cornering an angel perhaps a worse one.

Thr...

The Gamer Chapter 788 – Tournament of Oddities 23 – vs Lucifrena


“Jesus fucking Christ,” John managed to exclaim and immediately drew the ire of the angel through his words. Hesitant or not, Lucifrena was going to follow the orders of Gaia ...

The Gamer Chapter 787 – Tournament of Oddities 22 – Going to Confession

“We’re not going to the hall today?” John asked, when Wendy led them towards the front exit. It was the second to last day of the challenges, and he was rather thankful about that fact. He almost missed the paperwork at this point. Spending every day wondering what insanity would await him wasn’t exactly de-stressing, despite the beautiful environment.

Especially this morning. He had spent the time from waking up until now wondering if he should use the Vision of Calamity again....

The Gamer Chapter 786 – Tournament of Oddities 21 – The home affairs

‘I suppose getting one Quest every two challenges is still pretty nice,’ the Gamer thought while he went through the text. ‘I don’t like the sound of those goals. I don’t like them at all. Do they have some mechanism that can kill and then revive me or is it the traditional ‘live for ...

The Gamer Chapter 785 – Tournament of Oddities 20 – THE DOOR

John really wanted to be put at ease by the fact that the set-up for today was normal, but he just couldn’t be. Even though the three judges, Moira, Lorelei and the cameras were all present, he couldn’t consider today to be normal. ‘I guess that’s only natural, given the mixed experiences I’ve had. The wrestling with Wendy was on an odd day, while the vision was on a day that started normal, so I can’t really create a pattern,’ the Gamer thought as he analysed what ...

Drip-Fed - New Word Old Problems 14 – A group that purrs [Erotic Content]

As always: skippable scene, know only that Reysha got her sex drive back.

“W-where should I go?” Nudru asked.

“I don’t fucking know, just stay wherever you lived before I found you! It’s not even been a week, I’m sure you can still get in,” Reysha told him while she shoved him out the door. “Come back tomorrow morning or something, if you feel sentimental or something like that! I need privacy right about now, privacy!”

The Scribe was completely re...

The Gamer Chapter 784 – Tournament of Oddities 19 – A theorem on duality

The rest of the evening passed without anything noteworthy. John and Maximillian did their usual things, while keeping it to a moderate level of alcohol. When neither of them felt like they had anything more to say for the moment but both had the urge to get a bit more done, in the orgy sense, than what they really wanted to do in front of the other, they separated and went to their respective rooms. Whether they would meet up again while John was busy with the challenges was left open. As Ma...

The Gamer Chapter 783 – Tournament of Oddities 18 – Two Men

“Hah!” Maximillian laughed out loud. The reason for his audible amusement was John’s bowling ball sinking into the trench at the side, having hit not a single pin. While the Gamer had aimed properly, he had not put enough force into it to overcome the energy wave that was thrown at approaching balls from the green pins.

“What are you laughing for?!” John snapped back and gestured at the king’s scoreboard. “You have less points than me!” Although that was true, he still w...

Eliza Lewd Finished

Sitting on the Sybian, having fun and all that~

The Gamer Chapter 782 – Tournament of Oddities 17 – Banter and Bowling

“I was considering it, but then I remembered I had more fun people to hang out with,” Maximillian responded swiftly and straightened up. “So, I left it up to chance.”

“I’ll have to fine you for a violation of the bro code,” John joked. “Would you prefer to take a punch to the jaw or buy me and my harem here a round of drinks?”

“What if I don’t do either?” the gravity king asked.

“Then you’ll have one strike on your account. At three s...

Copernicus wants pats and to be left alone...

...At the same time... because he is a cat.

The Gamer Chapter 781 – Tournament of Oddities 16 – Painting over White

“I’m this close to stopping this entire tournament, acquiring a nuke and just dropping it on this entire, blasted state,” John growled rubbing the towel over his face repeatedly. He had just managed to wash all the blood off and that was trickier than it sounded. The pressure of the Nevr’est had made them bleed in incredibly unpleasant places. Eyes and ears were what he had expected. Gums and nailbeds, however, were not what he had signed up for.

His wrath wasn’t ...

Look at my Velka, my Velka is amazing

And everyone got addicted to petting the birdcat.

The Gamer Chapter 780 – Tournament of Oddities 15 – Grins to make eyes bleed

John felt that something was off from the moment he entered. The first thing he noticed was that the centre of the large room was claimed by two chairs, with a large distance between them. The second thing he noticed was that Wendy was missing again while Jeff, who was present this time around, was wearing a blindfold. The third thing he noticed was that the cameras were missing. Finally, he noticed that Moira was shifting uncomfortably in her lonely chair.

Vita prowled in ...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 13 – Recompensated

“Y-you came back!” Nudru exclaimed, after the trio opened the door to their house and marched inside. He had been hiding under the bed, thinking the approaching people might be the debt collectors, already having found him again. A not entirely unjustified fear, given how close they were to the city.

“Of course, we came back,” the masked Apexus said and tilted his head. “We live here.”

“I mean… uhm…” the failed Scribe wasn’t sure how to answer that. In the en...

The Gamer Chapter 779 – Tournament of Oddities 14 – What the next Class should be

“Let me repeat your statement to ensure I understand this correctly,” Lydia told John’s double, “you have just acquired a Class that should, by the wording of it, allow you to impregnate every kind of creature its Perks include. Given that you were previously suggested similar benefits, this will likely include humanoids that should not be possibly to be bred, such as elementals and Artificial Spirits. On top of this, you are stating that it will have the capability to gu...

The Gamer Chapter 778 – Tournament of Oddities 13 – The rewards

John left the spasming Wendy in the pool of oil and rose to his feet. With one last look down on his latest sexual encounter, his cum oozing out of her cunt and mixing with the oil, and her fantastic ass, he said, “Thanks for the meal.”

“Pleasshe cum ag-gainnnn,” Wendy moaned as another post-orgasmic quiver took hold of her.

“Another time.” The Gamer smirked and left the ring. A slow and careful endeavour, until he was out of the slippery arena and stepped...

The Gamer Chapter 777 – Tournament of Oddities 12 – Slippery Victory

The taps stopped and retracted back into the tanks. The oil was about five centimetres high at this point, more than enough for the activity they had in mind. In its entirety, the ring they had was about as large as a standard boxing ring. They positioned themselves in front of the tanks, standing on the soft ground. Some sort of padding under the plastic floor would make it relatively painless to fall down on it.

Once they were in their starting position, Vita counted down...

The Gamer Chapter 776 – Tournament of Oddities 11 – Before Challenge 3

Velka excitedly charged at the Gamer’s double as he entered the Magryph’s room. Leaping from one of the platforms, she dropped on top of his head and cawed when he caught her shortly before his face. Her legs possessively wrapped around his hand, as she rubbed her face against him in an effort to mark her property.

“Why is she so hyper whenever you get in here these days?!” Eliza demanded to know. Previously, when the two of them had come to visit, Velka had always ...

The Gamer Chapter 775 – Tournament of Oddities 10 – Recharging his batteries

“The hell did I mean with two faces?” he mumbled, chewing on scrambled eggs and the small pieces of bacon within it. Since Aclysia was still closely monitoring his nutrition intake, the second breakfast he got was much like the first. With some added bits and bobs here to help with refilling his stomach acid. The necessity of all this was questionable, given Gamer’s Body, but John did at least imagine that he felt better when he ate what his weaponized maid recommended. Cou...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 12 – Slime-off approach

Apexus couldn’t quite help himself but stare at Reysha’s ass. Crouching on all fours, her head lowered and her behind raised, her leather pants stretched over those magnificent twin spheres. Only the red, black-striped tail just above managed to slightly distract him, the dark tip waving around in slow and hypnotic fashions. Then the tiger girl shifted the position of her legs and his eyes instinctually were back to her bubble butt.

The slime was very happy to have two companions of...

The Gamer Chapter 774 – Tournament of Oddities 9 – A minor vision of what’s to come

The rest of Monday had passed without any hiccups and the part of Tuesday dedicated to the tournament rolled around as quick as things could do without manipulating time. “So, what’re we going to do today?” John asked, once more inside the room with the shadow-veiled ceiling. The jury table was untouched, but the kitchens had vanished. Instead, there was a single chair, standing in front of a small basin, mounted on a pole. It was filled with some sort of water that sparkle...