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The Gamer Chapter 1910 – New Orleans Council Finale – Dishonour

“Will you lie to me and pretend that it was madness that made my friend accuse you of hiding my twin from me?”

The question came after a prolonged silence. Outside the cathedral, the Horned Rat and John’s elementals ensured that they were alone for this. As alone as they could be, within these collapsed walls. Nightingale could have shrouded them fully, but to do so would have no doubt incensed the Greater Empire to gallop in and check on their sovereign.

The cat was ...

The Gamer Chapter 1909 – New Orleans Council 4 – Casualties

The fungal body burst. Screeching horrors were born from corrupted tissue flapping in the wings of the otherworldly conjuration. Manta-like creatures that rose into the air, soon tearing through the windows and stone walls in their search for chaos and prey. Dragon-like creatures shaped out of deformed humans. Human-like creatures, all their muscles diminished to let leathery wings carry them.

What had been the legs of Rodaclam spread into a disgusting root network. Individual ve...

The Gamer Chapter 1908 – New Orleans Council 3 – Let me in.

Once all of the sensitive intel had been disclosed, the commanders of the forces of the Greater Empire and the Illuminati came pouring in. There were many familiar faces in the crowd. Celeste, leader of the aristocrats of the Illuminati, Norahnon, Malady and even Marie were among the leading figures of the French forces.

By virtue of his reach, Romulus’ command staff was more diverse and numerous. Lord Africanus was present, as were Suel, Eduardo (the Kinglord of the Golden Mar...

Drip-Fed – Season 5 – Author’s Note

Alrighty, I have very little to say about the plot this time around but some about the business side of things, so you might want to stick around for that.

The goal of this arc was to have Apexus and group integrate with general adventurer society and in that, I believe I have succeeded. First arc had plenty of that and then the arcs after were all about how adventurers regularly operate on a long Quest. We also had the friendly rivalry with the Atlas Party, which I also utilized...

Drip-Fed – Season 5 Finale – Delivery

“We’re sorry,” Atlas apologized.

“You best be,” Aclysia was the first to respond. The angel had taken poorly to the attack four days ago. She was far from alone in that, although she was the one most overtly angry about this lapse in virtue. “Your greed has overcome you.”

“Can’t… fully deny that,” the Warrior responded and scratched the back of his head. He kept it lowered, as did his comrades.

After separating, Apexus had led his group an hour a...

The Gamer Chapter 1907 – New Orleans Council 2 – Rulers at a Round Table

John entered the hall with long strides. It was a faithful and enlarged reconstruction of the big chamber that he had met William in when he had returned to Springfield. In every way that mattered, it was a cathedral, although a sparsely decorated one. All of the funds that John had poured into the Order as part of the annexation agreement allowed for the rapid erection of structures. Art was a matter that took time. The one fresco of a radiant, green-haired lady had been ruined by the...

The Gamer Chapter 1906 – New Orleans Council 1 – Arrival of Forces

‘Yo, my King – I have pretty shit news.’

John was having a pretty shit everything at the moment. What Undine was doing was clearly working, but it still depressed his mood tremendously. That it was taking quite a while did not make it better.

When Metra had reconnected to his mental network, he had initially dared to hope that would make his Friday a little brighter. ‘Nothing is ever easy,’ he groaned mentally, then connected with her. ‘Well, lay it on me then�...

The Gamer Chapter 1905 – His Imperial Tomboy

Beijing was an international city.

For all of the difficulties that Communist China presented, its capital was fairly easy to get into. It was made a lot easier when John had previously greased some wheels in certain bureaus. Bribes worked in basically all countries, as long as one knew where in the bureaucracy oversight was the weakest. Positions where the relation between power and accountability was maximized towards the former and minimized towards the latter always attracted...

The Gamer Chapter 1904 – Private Revelations

The presence of Lydia and her troops changed fairly little and a whole lot simultaneously. The Guild Hall was their least threatened position. Additional forces to fill out the lines and allow the outwards push to progress more smoothly were deeply welcome, however. Military modernization had been one of Lydia’s primary agendas, but also one on which she had needed to compromise.

Rex Germaniae did not have a clean separation of layers. Where Fusion had its regular soldiers and ...

The Gamer Chapter 1903 – Solemn Reinforcements

An Abyssal fleet always was an impressive and unimpressive sight in equal measure. The sheer scale of the ships was ludicrous. The biggest of the ships was 550 metres from point to keel. It towered 100 metres tall and had a prestigious width of 120 metres. It was an absolutely immense thing, surrounded on all sides by yachts and other vessels of lesser and yet still immense sizes.

However, it was also a cruise ship. To be exact, it was the very same ship that had carried John bac...

Drip-Fed – Trauma Monster Epilogue – Flower of New Dawn

“You might have surpassed my own combat meditation.”

Apexus’ comment caused the freshly healed Rogue to raise an eyebrow. “Nah,” she denied outright, waving her hand repeatedly. “That’s impossible. I was all agitated and smirky. You’re always calm and collected.”

“To be collected is in my nature,” Apexus responded. “To draw it forth and channel it is simple. Your flow state was truly remarkable. To have control over such passion must be difficult.”...

The Gamer Chapter 1902 – Stab. Stab. Stab. [Layla POV]

Layla was covered head to toe in guts.

Human guts, animal guts, elemental guts, most importantly Lorylim guts. Every corrupted entity she came across tasted her dagger. The weapon the fungal smith had left her did what it was supposed to, carving the life and soul out of every host that she came across.

The Lorylim matter on her skin crawled. The individual cells of the creatures were confused. Wiggling bits of the hivemind soup were being carried on her moving form, yet di...

The Gamer Chapter 1901 – Skills for a Sniper

Before anything else, John wanted to know what unique Traits Fianna possessed. If it was anything like Ehtra, that would inform his choice of Skills tremendously.


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The Gamer Chapter 1900 – White Bullet

A visible wave of discomfort rippled through Scarlett’s body. It began at the interface point of her right shoulder, spread to the back, and all the way down to her glutes. The artificial arm moved, to take the second limb from John.

“I should keep a robot within distance to…” She stopped, her jaw clenching shut with a second wave of nerves reacting to the reconnection to an arm where there had been none. Exhaling slowly, she exorcised the pain. “…make sure I can re-l...

The Gamer Chapter 1899 – Losing Limb Privileges [Erotic Content]

[Note: I have been requested to issue a warning if I do stuff with Scarlett having removable limbs… so here is that warning. I’m not one for the amputation fetish principally, but if the robot arms can be de- and reattached with relatively little issue…]

John was sleeping lightly.

The mind was difficult to get to rest when two of his bodies were active. In Los Angeles, he was fighting a minor incursion and in Taiwan he was currently arranging a passage to the mainland...

The Gamer Chapter 1898 – Gathered Intel

“Thank you all for your service,” John greeted the room. It was swiftly becoming the traditional way he addressed his war council. He scanned the gathered mass as he advanced to his throne. There were almost a hundred people in attendance, although only eleven really mattered.

Scarlett and Momo waited on the sides of the Throne. As a piece conceived with his lifestyle in mind, the seat was easily wide enough to hold him and his primary advisors on matters of policy and pragma...

Drip-Fed – Trauma Monster 6 – Ego Death

A single day was all they needed to reach the boss room.

“After all this time getting here… this feels almost too easy, doesn’t it?” Reysha asked.

“I’m more surprised that we didn’t run into the Atlas party,” Korith confessed.

“By all the we were aware of, we have been ahead.” Aclysia gently knocked the stone next to the gate. Like all of their surroundings, it was grey rock, crystal veins running through it. There were no decorations nor any meani...

The Gamer Chapter 1897 – Drifting Changes

The Observe window was interesting twice over. First was that Fianna had more than doubled her level, when she had been effectively topped out since he had first hired her. More interesting than that was that her Stats had not changed despite this increase. It was the first time that John had seen something like that.

John gave the window a tap, sending it over to Scarlett, who scanned over it. “Oddities abound, but I think the important thing you realized is that she’s not b...

The Gamer Chapter 1896 – Symbolical Decisions

It felt good to be desired. Regardless of situation and time, having an attractive person of the desired sex pining for one’s attention was an ego booster. Base satisfaction aside, he did not need Lyndell flirting with him in her enticingly forlorn ways.

Not that she was pursuing him in an aggressive way. After the comment on his hands, the rest of the conversation had been cordial. Interest professed, she moved to understand what human interest actually meant. There was no nai...

The Gamer Chapter 1895 – A Unique and Regular Organism

“So, I have been thinking…” Rave started.

“What a rare occurrence.” John could not resist the obvious opening.

His first fiancée rolled her eyes at that, bumped her shoulder into his, then gave Momo’s butt a smack for laughing at the joke.

They had wrapped up the military meeting. All of that had gone off without a hitch. Military operations were underway, civilians were clothed and fed, defensive positions held, and communications with allies established...

The Gamer Chapter 1894 – Calm within the Storm

John had expected to be woken up in at least one of his bodies. Some emergency somewhere that demanded his attention was certain to break out.

Nothing of the kind occurred. When he woke up, he did so to the usual sensation of a pair of lips wrapped around his cock. Tingles of electricity and tightness of the mouth made it clear that his short air spirit was the one taking advantage of his morning wood today.

John had emptied his balls plenty last night. It had been a short ...

The Gamer Chapter 1893 – A Semblance of Stability

John entered the battle with 6’000 people at his disposal.

He ended the battle with 3’500 people at his disposal. Of those 2’500, most were outright dead and some were currently being saved from early onset infections. Removing a Lorylim from an organism was difficult, but not impossible, especially with Lyndell and Nia around.

The losses suffered here today were just a part of the story. Each of the four ports they had defended had come with their own set of losses. ...

Drip-Fed – Trauma Monster 5 – Noises

It was a constant, high-frequency hum.

The noise had first made itself known to Apexus and Reysha, shortly after they had left the city. It had come in and out at the time, growing in strength and persistence as they travelled closer to the edge of the Trauma Influence Zone. By the time that they stepped out of the area that was officially classified as ‘tamed’, they all heard it without pause.

The noise sat in the depths of their ears. It drilled itself into their thou...

Scarlett Butt

Cyber Scarlett, to be exact.

Lydia Commission Finished

Another Monori is done! 3 versions this time: nude, casual, and armoured (the Astria Plate)

The Gamer Chapter 1892 – Rot and Gold Finale – The Turn

Lyndell dislocated her own shoulder in her attempt to move her arm. Fingers cracking, breaking, and snapping back into place, she grabbed the arm and slotted it back into place. Her head swung, her torso followed, and the whole of her flopped out of the basin. She twitched. The muscles in her thighs tensed, pulling her lower leg forwards with such force that her kneecap snapped. A sickening crunch later, healing forced it all back into the proper place.

The helpless attempts to m...

The Gamer Chapter 1891 – Rot and Gold 6 – Hardened Bud

The situation was worsening.

Nia was out there taking out synapse creatures, but she was just one person and could not do this faster than the totality of snipers that had been on the rooftop. Ehtra had reinforced Salamander, but the Metracanas they were facing were stalling effectively, tying them down. Nahoa was decimating numbers on the Shadow Island, but there were always more. Rave was giving the people hope, but hope alone was worth nothing.

John was trying to strateg...

The Gamer Chapter 1890 – Rot and Gold 5 – Beacon of Hope [Rave POV]

Rave walked to the easternmost point of the star fort.

Nahoa, Nia and Ehtra had already scattered to the winds. Unlike them, the First Lady of Fusion was neither connected to John’s brain nor was she blessed with tactical intuition. If anything, past participation in battles had shown that she was prone to overextending. Thus, she walked and took in all that she could.

Copernicus manifested by her side. The solar panther walked with grace and caution, scanning the wide vi...

Rot and Gold 4 – Grand Strategy

John pulled the stopper out of the vial. The contents, bright red like stylized blood, were swiftly poured over the wounds that covered Fianna’s legs. It slowed the bleeding, which was all he had time for.

That the sniper lay on the staircase with massive chunks of her legs missing was one thing. The dead Lorylim matter scattered around her suggested a situation she should not have been able to recover from. Still, there she was, unconscious, breathing, and a pawn that the Gamer had t...

The Gamer Chapter 1888 – Rot and Gold 3 – His Weapon [Fianna POV]

There was this… annoying scratching under her fingernails.

Fianna did not even have fingernails anymore. There were little protrusions at the tips of her metal hands that served effectively the same purpose. They were every bit as artificial as the rest of her arms from the shoulder sockets onwards. After the Digestive Plague had eaten her original limbs, these replacements had served her well.

Except for this discomfort.

It was new, very new. It had started within ...