’80 more points into Intellect and I have that goal cleared,’ John thought, stroking his chin. ‘I guess getting my Physical Stats up to 250 equally would be my next goal after that. I’ll figure out which one to start with at that time.’ He dismissed the window and instead focused on the...
2020-03-31 05:20:26 +0000 UTC View Post'Have to say, kinda happy I can’t kill it anymore. Felt pretty bad about doing that over and over again, you know?’ Sylph chirped into the Gamer’s thoughts. ‘It’s just talking and the commentary is kinda funny so I want to hear it, also the music is good. Can we bring music into the next Instant Dungeon? I think that would make things more-‘
‘For the love of fuck, Sylph.’ Salamander’s answer lacked her usual aggressiveness. ‘How do you still have energy? I almost wan...
2020-03-28 20:37:28 +0000 UTC View PostNot much later, John stood in the typical darkness that preceded an actual dungeon run. Humming to himself, he moved his head from side to side, thinking at a rapid pace.
“What’s the fucking hold-up?!” Salamander finally burst out when this continued for over a minute. “I want to BURN something, John! BURN! Why are we standing here like salt pillars?!”
“I’m considering how to best do this,” John answered, still thinking. That he hadn’t gotten a plan after a whole...
2020-03-27 21:22:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe most basic things had to be put first, so John threw an Observe at the autumn elemental while they got up.
Nothing unusual going on there. Aside from her weight now being considerably lower, as John had already verified the regular way. The Tier 3 to Tier 4 transformation didn’t come with any in...
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They headed outside where the rest of the attending harem, in this case only John’s familiars, was waiting. By some cushion politics (John liked to refer to internal harem affairs that way), they had given Lydia the room to enjoy a quiet half hour with her lover. Now it was time to attend to the next matter on the list.
“Alright,” John clapped his hands together, “Gnome!”
“Yes!” the same answered in an equally firm and startled tone. Stepping forwards, s...
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“Are you, factually, retarded?” Lydia asked, her elaborate speaking pattern momentarily shaken by the outrageous thing that had just come out of John’s mouth.
Having managed to get this Sunday off completely, Lydia had decided to stretch that into a ten-day weekend to be spent with her lover across the pond. It was something they had planned in advance and that was easily enabled with the teleporter eliminating travel times almost completely. When Aclysia had fetched ...
2020-03-23 13:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Her adorable smirk.
Different versions in the attachments.
“I have great news!” John declared when he entered the living room.
“I have greater news!” Rave shouted back from the couch and waved him towards her. “Or funnier news, at least. Check this out!”
Walking over, John leaned over the back of the couch, while the Lightbearer raised her phone to let him see what she was talking about. What greeted him was the sight of some man looking like his soul was leaving his body through his open mouth. “Why are you showing me some ...
2020-03-21 17:08:41 +0000 UTC View Post“…and that was also when I first choked somebody. To be fair, Eliza was practically begging for it,” John finished the recounting of events, a response to the question if and when he had joined the mile-high club. Having retold it in quite a bit of detail, he managed to get both of the girls present heated up. He had also activated the Libido buff on flirting a little bit ago, so that was likely another factor.
Not that either Worlina or Rave were wanting in Libido.
“Those...
2020-03-20 21:17:15 +0000 UTC View Post“…Very good decision,” John noted, when he walked into the preparation room. He was in the new SSSN outpost in the Bay Circle. Since he had last inspected the building, during the guys’ night out over two weeks ago, it had been partly completed. Importantly, there was studio space that was now usable, which was all John had needed to hear to make an appointment.
“What is?” his interviewer asked, looking up to him. She had to stretch her head quite abit into her neck to do so...
2020-03-19 00:31:43 +0000 UTC View Post
“You were always a good singer,” Nariko stated, as if she was reading data from a chart. “That’s why I hired that instructor, after all.”
“Which I really liked,” her oldest daughter responded, her enthusiasm carrying the emotion in the conversation. “I liked singing! I also liked that you were around when I practiced.”
“You could say it was a decision that really…” Regan took a pause for extra effect, “…resonated!”
Rave did the cour...
2020-03-17 11:17:52 +0000 UTC View Post
“”HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”” multiple shouts greeted the two of them when John opened the door of the saloon on the base floor. As Rave had pointed out, the upper level was for hobby and private activities while the lower floor was for parties. It was only fitting, in John’s opinion, that the floor in between struck some sort of middle ground.
It was more of a traditional drinking establishment. A simple carpet and wooden furniture combined with the mahogany bar into an Ir...
2020-03-16 00:13:21 +0000 UTC View PostOri is great so far, thanks for asking. ^^
No, but I am here to bring two pieces of news.
1. I am retiring the sex scene vote from the rewards.
"We had something like that?"
Yeah. Well. We did. I am not saying we won't ever see any again, just that I am taking them out of the reward scheme. It takes specific situations and moods for me to really take advantage of that whole voting thing. Keeping that in the list of rewards for the tier is basically false advertis...
“Why’re ya even doing this?” Rave asked, taking one blind step after the other. A cloth around her head ensured that she couldn’t see anything. Despite that, she walked pretty confidently, being led by the hand by her boyfriend. “I told ya I don’t like my birthday!”
“And I told you we’re still going to celebrate it,” John responded in a firm tone. “No ifs or buts, except for butts, we can have lots of butts.”
“Was about to say, that doesn’t...
2020-03-10 19:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostJohn closed the door of the car behind himself and stretched. His driving instructor gestured towards the door of his business, and they both got inside. He was a middle-aged man called Hank, with dark hair and on the chubby side of things. Once his business with him was concluded, the Gamer would probably forget about him in a few weeks.
“Alright, that was number 3 in as many days,” Hank said, once he was sitting at his computer. Waiting across the table, John just nodded. After ab...
2020-03-09 19:52:11 +0000 UTC View Post
She might not put it in nice words, but she has your best in mind~
Versions with and without wings below~
2020-03-07 23:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostAnother word on Marie’s paper sword simmered away. The edge shimmered with a blue light, crystal clear water flowing as an intense stream towards the tip. Once there, it vanished into nothingness. Whatever arcane machinations summoned the liquid, they didn’t give it a long-term existence.
With three quick slashes, the French noble carved the lock out of the door in front of her. Jack, who stood next to her, grabbed that sliced up obstacle and pulled it out of the wood. The door swun...
2020-03-07 17:04:59 +0000 UTC View Post
On the mundane side of things, the place they arrived at was perfectly inconspicuous. Just another street in northern Manhattan, filled with apartment buildings and corner stores. There was some minor filth flying around thanks to a couple of crows that were picking apart a garbage bag that had been left out for collection.
They flew off when John and Marie walked by them. Once they had passed, the crows landed on the floor again. Circling their previous scavenging site, th...
2020-03-06 10:19:13 +0000 UTC View PostJohn still loved cathedrals. Sure, they were overdesigned pieces of immense impracticality, but that was part of the point of their existence. Cathedrals were the highest places of worship; their entire purpose was to make one feel the presence of God through their design. Even from the outside, the church loomed in an odd way above John. In one way, it imposed him, on the other, he felt respected.
The idea that an inanimate object, a building of all things, could respect him was incred...
2020-03-05 11:13:28 +0000 UTC View PostJesus, that Arc took a long time.
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The trio sat there for a while. On the empty plaza, where nothing but dust, clothes and blood remained, they were unmoving. The Stem, the way out of this Leaf, that they had sought after for so long, was easily within reach now. No one was left to oppose them. Although that wasn’t going to be a permanent state. The people that remained on the Leaf would come back to find this scene eventually.
It wasn’t a stretch to imagine that, in the absence of Apotho, the blame would be put on t...
2020-03-04 08:51:18 +0000 UTC View Post“Improvements are slow, but I did gain another level recently,” John reported and dismissed the window. “The higher my level gets, the harder it is to just grind more out. As potent as my powers are, seems like Gaia still wants me to work for the incredibly high echelons of might.” He rea...
2020-03-03 08:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post“And you’re sure about this?” John asked, not because he had any doubts about the situation himself.
They were on the sun deck of the Boating Seaquence, John’s mega yacht. Despite being fairly high up, it was difficult for anyone on ground level to see them, courtesy of the many layers and barriers. Being discovered was still a very real possibility, especially by beings that could fly or were otherwise scrying.
The sun deck was extensive enough to have room for a jacuzzi,...
2020-03-02 09:51:56 +0000 UTC View Post“Uwu…” Gnome let out the tiniest sound while nibbling on the waffle John had given her. Sitting next to her on the bench, he just looked at her face with a content smile. She was a prettier view than the Hudson.
It was another day, another birthday. Well, contract day would have been more accurate, perhaps. On the first of August, exactly one year ago, he had first summoned Gnome. Now he was having a date with her to celebrate the fact. Something that she had requested after...
2020-02-29 19:16:34 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty, minor update (and reminders) to multiple things.
1. The poll for my requested days off is running one more day, but since more than 50% of you have said that I should take all three days off, I'll go ahead and declare that decided right now.
This means that, next month, I will not be releasing chapters from the 11th to the 14th. After that, we continue as per usual until the arc is over.
2. The next commission tbd is Thana's first awakening. I assume all of you ...
The rest of the Sunday passed without notable events. Talking with his parents was pleasant, but a mundane thing. After a few hours of cake and tea, they took their leave and went back home. Once there, John decided to leave the photos in his trophy room. As much as he felt emotionally attached to them, he didn’t want to hang them up in his own apartment. For one, it felt self-aggrandizing to have a timeline of himself on the wall. Although the Gamer was not one to hide his pri...
2020-02-28 09:32:19 +0000 UTC View Post
BEHOLD! The Omniverse in all its glory.
This will be the cover of Drip-Fed from Season 2 forwards. You may not use in any public projects, commercial or non-commercial. When it comes to private usage, have at it.
This was drawn by Chris Cold (https://www.artstation.com/chriscold) I will likely commission the Thana picture from him as well, since he seems to be pretty adept at darker themed imagery.
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“Oh my,” Brenda said when she opened the door and laid eyes on her future daughter-in-law.
Rave’s new dress was a mixture of wonderfully elegant and criminally sexy. It was backless, shoulderless and sideless. Basically, the top part of it only covered her stomach and most of her breasts, rising all the way up to her neck where It wound around to stay in place. While this did cover her cleavage, it compensated with a wonderful bit of side-boob. Given her firm, decentl...
2020-02-27 08:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostApexus saw the two women in his life approach with none of the happiness he would normally have. His head was hanging in shame, his eyes widened at the damage Reysha had taken. Aclysia was allowed to reach the slime and soon all three of them were cowering in the shadow of the hound Kurlesh, who snarled, then hesitated and lowered his head to sniff at Reysha’s arm like Terlash had earlier.
The slime wanted to push the creature back, but remained entirely at the mercy of Apotho and his...
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