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The Gamer Chapter 647 – Birthday Newman 3 – Let the Festival begin

With the ever so slightest amount of smugness did John note that the ship the Horned Rat arrived in was smaller than the Boating Seaquence, John’s own yacht. The amount of satisfaction he drew from that was dampened by the weaponry the vessel displayed, however.

It wasn’t an Abyssal warship per se. With its white hull and birchwood decorations, it was definitely a luxury piece, but the tesla coil-like protrusions at the side plus railgun on the roof just below the bridge were all cl...

The Gamer Chapter 646 – Birthday Newman 2 – Harem and Style

Most people, when asked, would describe the most beautiful day with a perfectly clear, blue sky and a warm sun shining down. When they were asked what the perfect day was, they would have vastly different answers. Some would stay with the blue sky and the sun. Others would talk about soft autumn rain that pattered on an umbrella. Yet more would romantically report about that one day they spent next to the window during heavy snowfall, enjoying the cosiness of their home.

Pe...

The Gamer Chapter 645 – Birthday Newman 1 – Beautiful overcast days

“Well then,” Magoi closed the barrier with a clap of his hands and then offered one of them to John. “Let me be the first to congratulate you, although I have to ask… how old are you turning again?”

It didn’t sound like he actually forgot; John could recognize a hook for a joke when he saw one. His hand found the one of the High Fateweaver. “19 now,” he responded and awaited the jesting retort. Instead he felt his hand being gripped more intensely.

“...

We got a pretty little psycho~

Eliza Chibi done, love her boots. As the poll is wildly in favour of adding them, you'll likely see them added to her outfit in story in like... 2 months. The buffer provides. 

Slight inconsistency with her first image on the front of her hotpants, but not big enough to bother me and get it corrected.

Anyway, its adorable, and I love doing work that makes me own this stuff :D

Drip-Fed - Requiem 20

Apotho hummed quietly to himself. He couldn’t even remember the last time he had hummed. His grasps towards his body had always been too short to create such an expression of joy, too infrequent and laden with interruptions by this guilty splinter of his consciousness. Now, the roles were reversed. Gizmo could only beat against the cage, sometimes reach out between the bars, but he was confined.

Right now, the splinter was squirming. Apotho could feel that his alter-ego wanted to exte...

October 2019 Commision Done - Beatrice

Bae arrives, with a lot of delays because I wanted some minor details fixed. Worth it though. She is one sexy thing, ain't she? For clarification, this is also the outfit Aclysia is wearing nowadays. If there'll be a future commission with the weaponized maid, she'll wear this.

This is also the last waifu commission we had to get done, so, yeah. More Chibis incoming, then Drip-Fed cover, then the new voting system. Which you will see a test run off likely later today. Also the poll for ...

The Gamer Chapter 644 - Gamer grinds again Finale – Final Spurt and AS Upgrades

A spear ripped its way through Aclysia’s stomach. It was a graceful and terrible piece of gear, one piece, made from a material with a metallic shine, flattened and sharpened for the entire length of it, with leaf-shaped blades that now opened by some magical mechanism, creating hooks.

John didn’t even have any idea where it had come from. Whether a trap or an enemy had thrown it. All he was clear on was that a second one came in and nailed Aclysia through the shoulder....

The Gamer Chapter 643 - Gamer grinds again Interlewd 2 – Twice the man is twice the fun

“Alright, all lay down,” John continued to command, once they had all calmed down a little bit. “Get all the way on the bed,” he specified further, when the girls simply dropped like Gnome had already. Quickly, not stopping in their self-pleasuring motions, they crawled the rest of the way on the mattress. “Spread your pussies, let me see where you want me.”

Technically, those were two commands, but these girls weren’t Lydia, so none of them rolled over to present their ba...

The Gamer Chapter 642 - Gamer grinds again Interlewd 1 – Commands and Rewards

Gnome, Salamander, Undine and Sylph, the four of them were inside the bedroom with him now. Salamander and Undine were already naked, a simple difference for them, putting hiding flames out and forming private parts out of her slime, respectively. Why Sylph hadn’t stripped yet, even she probably didn’t know, but it was definitely not out of shame. Gnome, for her part, was only lightly flustered, glancing back and forth between her feet, her sisters and John, clearly wanting t...

The Gamer Chapter 641 - Gamer grinds again 12 – Massive Improvements

2019-11-15 06:03:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Stupid Poll about Stupid things: Eliza's footwear

As you may be aware, Eliza usually goes barefoot when on the Abyssal side of things, wearing her robes, her leather top and panties, and nothing else. However, Kriniere (the Chibi artist) improvised a pair of thighhigs boots on her. See below for a sketch of the adorableness.

Aside from getting rid of the high heels (they really don't fit her character) I do strictly love how those boots look o...

The Gamer Chapter 640 - Gamer grinds again 11 – 113 Attempts

The group wiped within 30 seconds on their first attempt. A gush of lava exploded from the cracks in the floor, just a weak one. A second of tranquillity, then a massive blast, like a magma geyser, had followed that ripped the entire floor open. John had narrowly escaped with Steam Step, the sudden explosion of force under his feet blasting him to the side.

A hole had been left in the ground where he had been, then he had landed, and the exact same had happened, but that ti...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 19

Mehily had been ready to give up. She hadn’t really thought anymore, just concentrated on healing her own throat to prevent it from going too hoarse to keep shouting. Regardless of that neat trick, she couldn’t halt time and the time she had was limited. Then, suddenly, the angel just stepped toward her, looking resolute and crying.

The question had slipped past her lips before she knew it. Something that bubbled out of her core. That, beyond all the doubt, it was faith she first sp...

The Gamer Chapter 639 - Gamer grinds again 10 – The boss could be easy...

‘Easy choice, Physical Double and done,’ John thought. The rest was good, but that left thing was exactly what he wanted going forwards. Activating it, the Mandala Sphere warped into the copy of him in a matter of three seconds. Unlike before, the outside was no longer a shifting mass of blue...

The Gamer Chapter 638 - Gamer grinds again 9 – Death is a Core Mechanic

It was the following day and John was taking things very slow. He spent his morning looking at his Stats. He had exactly 50 points to spend, so that was quite something. Torn between several possibilities, John did his usual elimination thought process.

‘I think I am good on Wisdom for the time being,’ he decided. ‘Hell, I think I am good on MP in general, so putting points into Intellect isn’t really necessary either. Charisma also feels like a finished project for the moment. ...

Who a King must do Chapter 31 – Slaveforge and Stormwind developments

What does one get when crossing a small mountain range with dwarves, mages, a highly motivated and satisfied workforce of masters and slaves alike and the need to create a dwelling place for thousands of sexy demons, willing to reward every bit of progress made? A quickly growing network of underground paths filled with moans and delight, of course.

In the span of a month, the mountains that technically separated Stormwind and Dalaran became a sort of city on its own. Massive areas were...

The Gamer Chapter 637 - Gamer grinds again 8 – To the boss

The first thing John noticed was that the swamp water was back to its previous levels. All that which had been boiled away was back. Whether it had rained back down, otherwise condensed, or been refilled by magical means was up to interpretation. Fact was, it was back. The changes John and everyone else had made remained, however.

The teeth of the Raid were sealed back up, making John hopeful for a moment that the first enemy may have respawned. Now, this being grounds for ...

The Gamer Chapter 636 - Gamer grinds again 7 – Always more preparations

‘Well, it’s basically a worse version of Nathalia’s scales,’ John caught himself thinking when he had finished reading the Attributes. Immediately, his mind turned to longing for the dragon goddess. How long had it been now? Six months? He and Nathalia had been separated for longer now th...

The Gamer Chapter 635 - Gamer grinds again 6 – Slow and Steady

“Alright, let’s keep this fucking ball rolling!” Salamander screamed, feeling her power surge as the levels rolled up into her summoner.

The very same had to curb her enthusiasm. “Nope, this is where we step off the gas pedal for a moment,” he told her, and everyone gathered on the stone platform, with the exception of Undine who was watching from the water, looked to him for an explanation. Although a few already got the general logic. “Look, I just jumped to level 184,” ...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 18

Aclysia had indeed stolen that dress. It wasn’t much. Well, it was much for a farmer’s dress. The cloth was of high-quality, had been treated well enough that it never once had needed to be sown back together and definitely looked custom made. Only that last point was why Aclysia had taken this particular one.

She would have been happy to wear a modified potato sack. No, not happy, but willing to. Just something with which to cover her pale skin was a great improvement from her rece...

Nathalia Chibi Arrives

And there she is. Kriniere seems to do these one after another, so the Eliza/Thana ones are probably another few weeks off. Beatrice will hopefully get done this week, but next week at the latest.

No updates aside from that, look at her, adorable~

The Gamer Chapter 634 - Gamer grinds again 5 – Time to Raid

It had been a long time since John had first opened the Raid. ‘A lot of things I recently did I last did a long time ago,’ the Gamer realized. Not surprising in any way. Before them was a mountain, rising over the border of a murky swamp. Its front had a massive stone formation, partially nat...

The Gamer Chapter 633 - Gamer grinds again 4 – Repeat ad nauseam.

In the end, that single run had taken 24 minutes and 9 seconds. Had the Slerkin gotten their hands on the sphere… well, Siena would likely have solved that predicament. Regardless, they had managed to get the object to the end location. The 3% experience John got from that was, of course, fairly insignificant. In terms of progress towards his sight, however, it had worked splendidly.

John had stumbled, fallen, lost orientation, and other such things. While each instance w...

The Gamer Chapter 632 – Gamer grinds again 3 – Eyes on the target

“Okay, so here’s the strategy,” John exclaimed, once he felt like he had figured everything out. “Sylph, Salamander, you are going to keep the Razorteeth Divers occupied. For this first attempt, I want to see how well I fare with as little obstruction as possible. Gnome, you’re going to keep closely behind me. Protect me from attacks from behind and do make the ground more even if I am absolutely stuck. Aclysia, Beatrice, you’re going to clear the path ahead of me. Keep the enemie...

The Gamer Chapter 631 – Gamer grinds again 2 – The first goalpost

‘And there we go,’ John thought, having made sure everything inside his temporary quarters were as good as he could make them. That he could only communicate through text the next few days was going to be annoying. He could make calls, it would just sound very stretched. ‘Well, there are al...

The Gamer Chapter 630 – Gamer grinds again 1 - Press Any Key to Start

A long sigh reverberated from behind the raptor mask. Magoi reached for the cup of freshly brewed tea that Aclysia had poured him a little bit ago. Throwing a fair chunk of the content between the teeth of dinosaur skull, he somehow drank it, as the exhale of held air soon testified. “Why do you do these things to me, John?”

The two of them sat in front of the High Fateweaver’s tower, to the direct west of John’s own home. A simple white table had been carried outsi...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 17

Mehily was following a hunch. It wasn’t much. actually, it was basically nothing, but it was not factually nothing, which was what she would have had otherwise. Aclysia had fled several days ago. Tomorrow would be the Day of the First Ascension. Then they would have all the resources to concentrate on searching for the three escaped or revived targets again.

That was for the Church at large. Mehily herself had little to do these days. The Cardinal had kept her close, which honoured he...

The Gamer Chapter 629 – Beach Evenings and First free mornings

“Pity,” Eliza answered, when John asked her why she let Thana speak up in the first place. “Normally she tries to tear me down or some shit like that, this time she was crawling up to me like some degenerate… that.” She pointed at a cleaning slime that was going about its work, wrapping itself around a pile of dripping packages. Dripping with the remaining juices of their former content.

A content that was orderly assorted on a stone slab table next to a grill the...

The Gamer Chapter 628 – Two unequal fears

“Come on, firecunt,” Eliza growled at Salamander, shoving her towards the water, “do you want to do this or not?!”

The endflame elemental’s heels dug a trench through the sand as she stemmed against the much smaller woman’s physical force. Water rose as steam from the ground as she heated up. “First off…” she continued her best to have the movement stop, but Eliza kept pushing. Something that John observed with interest, as this amount of physical force would normally ...

The Gamer Chapter 627 – Beach Evening

From the strategy meeting, they split into two groups. Chemilia took the new, finished limbs to her husband, for them to equip in some private setting. John and Scarlett, on the other hand, went back to Liberty Island. Since they had both done all necessary work in the hours preceding the strategy meeting, they could kick back on a clear conscious. Not that Scarlett felt particularly bad about putting her own desires over that of profit maximization.

As John had planned, they were going...