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Drip-Fed - Requiem 5

After the jolt of pain, Apexus had sensed nothing.

And that was an alien feeling indeed. No sight, no sound, not even the tiniest vibration reached Apexus. All he was, was a bundle of thoughts within his core. ‘Is this the afterlife?’ the slime had wondered at the eternal darkness. The concept of a life after death had been strange to him and now, it was downright terrorizing. Left alone to brood in his thoughts, with no way to know what had happened after the arrow had ended him. 2019-08-28 09:54:09 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 587 – Small Lake Reforms 1 – A less Savage Island

John sat at the helm of a gathering of thirty-four people. In Abyssal terms and given the size of the island, that was a pretty sizable population. It was no Rome, but that would have been like comparing a village in a somewhat wealthy area to Tokyo.

Putting himself, Aclysia, and the six elementals out of the equation, there were still twenty-six more. Eleven of those were the harem of women who attached themselves to whoever was the leader of the Small Lake Pact. Another s...

The Gamer Chapter 586 – What the maid made

John was so mind-numbingly pleased by what greeted him at the Small Lake Pact’s former headquarters, now Aclysia’s base of operations in the region, that he could only run around with a grin.

Savage Island was quite big. Sure, it was small compared to the central island, but the airstrip that covered half of its real version still only reached about halfway down the elongated landmass. John really liked it, from a tactical and seclusion standpoint. The rundown wall running around it...

The Gamer Chapter 585 – Railing along

“And… and th-aah-t…” Cindy tried to close the program standing, her legs shaking visibly as aftershocks of the past hour continued to ravage her body. “That… it-it finishes the pr-prograa-aah-m. A g-g-good night to you… all…”

She had barely finished those words when the counter above the door deactivated, signalling the end of the livestream. Just like that, her legs gave in. John caught her sweaty body and gently placed her on one of the chairs. That all of the sexual...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 4

 “Dude, get up!” Delgue shouted, hammering against the door. “Did you actually get a cold? You know that that’s a real achievement when you live on an eternal summer paradise, right?” He stopped for a moment in his constant knocking. To rest his hand, as it wasn’t the most pleasant motion to make with a metal gauntlet on, and to give him the opportunity to answer. There was none, so he took the handle and began shaking it when he found the door locked. Just to make some noise...

The Gamer Chapter 584 – Purrversion

“…alright, that was the last subscriber question,” Cindy emptied what little of her now cold coffee remained, threw the pad on the table and rubbed her thighs together like she had done for the past half hour. Her heavily flushed face bore an expression of relief, glancing at John’s cock, knowing that the moment she could finally feel it inside her was about to come.

“Then I have one more question for you,” John announced, opening his character screen and dragging his remain...

The Gamer Chapter 583 – Midnight Podcasting

It was happening alright, although not in the way John anticipated. Like last time, he had thought they would be what was essentially a late-night show set. A crowd to laugh at the jokes, bright lights shining down on them, a co-host, all of that jazz.

Apparently, they hadn’t been able to drum together all the necessary people to fill such a room in such a short amount of time. The live crowd was the biggest problem, but from the typical co-host to much of the technical crew, they did...

Drip-Fed Requiem 3 – The greedy

The charming little house stood in the middle of a well-kept opening in the forest. The green grass was short, although it didn’t look like it got cut but rather just stayed at a certain length out of respect for the owner. Via paths of flat stones, the house was connected to a pond of fresh water and several rows of fertile, brown earth on which herbs grew.

Herbs that an old man in brown robes was currently watering. Watering way too much, as he had turned towards the flash and was l...

July 2019 Commission Done - Sylph

Terms of Use: You may spread the downsized version in whatever way you like. You may use the original for non-commercial purposes, but not upload it to any hosting website nor spread it in any other ways.

The one problem I have with this one is that the expression isn't all that Sylph-y. I think our blabbermouth is rather hard to capture in styles that aren't overly cutesy though, so I think this depiction in Monori's usual style is perfectly fine. ^^

In relat...

The Gamer Chapter 582 – Delegating Jobs

“Alright, here is Eliza’s phone,” John placed it on the table as he finished giving instructions to Tamara. “I’ll be calling in when I have the time, so please pick up for her.” Eliza herself had been placed on the couch, the handcart parked as best it could be in a corner of the room. “Here is another one for you,” he placed the spare flip phone he had used to call the Horned Rat next to it, “use it in case of emergency.”

He would likely hear about it from Scarlett ...

Chapter 581 – (Almost) Literally Vampires

“Okay, fuck  it, cut me,” Eliza blurted out after several quiet seconds. “Literally,  in the name of every last non-existent almighty god creature out there,  make this shit go over without any further headaches.”

“I get  more?” Tamara looked like this was the best moment of her life. First  her Bloodmother came to visit her, apparently to stay for some prolonged  period instead of the short visits Eliza had previously graced her  with, and...

Welldark Chapter 2

And now, as promised, the second chapter of Welldark. Like the previous one, its in a beta stage and open for rewritings. Its also not proofread, so typos galore. Do enjoy.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12qWT1xOQrgDSdj5PtJkTgr6jrYIcwgxdACGAR_FpqMI/edit?usp=sharing

Drip-Fed - Requiem 2

Reysha finally managed to break out of the city’s sewers. After her successful breakout, she had made the mistake of sleeping in one of the many smuggler’s corners she knew about. This had given the city guard the time to formulate a response to her. After the ease with which she had been able to escape the prison, she had honestly underestimated them.

Once the higher ups took over and put some more intense resources on the case, however, she found all of the gates, publicly known o...

Fun decides on the vacation problem.

So, the poll didn't really help... 42% to 58%, not exactly what I would call decisive.

It did, however, come out on the side of "Don't Post chapters". Therefore, I will taking that week off completely and don't post anything.

But, in order to not leave you all empty handed, I will post the second chapter of Welldark later today for all Patrons. That's about a week worth of words (Well, more like 3-4 days with my current average... but still!)

I think that works best for all...

Fun goes on vacation and feels a little torn on something

Long story short: I am going to Amsterdam. This is a trip that has been planned for basically the entire year now. I'll be gone from Monday to Friday(ish) and I initially said that I wouldn't be posting chapters the week in which I am gone.

Well, now we're just coming off a relatively long arch-hiatus. I didn't plan for this properly and I am not really comfortable with stopping to release chapters for another weeks so quickly after the last break.

At the same time, aside from t...

The Gamer Chapter 580 – Things to reveal

“This is the non-sexy kind of being fucking humiliated,” Eliza grumbled while the door of the elevator opened. Folded together and bound even more than before, forced to remain in a foetal position, she sat inside a handcart. It had been either doing this or unbinding her legs. With how much of a pain it had been to get those confined in the first place, Eliza being punched in the face by her own body while she concentrated on keeping control of her feet, John wasn’t willing to do the l...

Who a King must do Chapter 27 – Punishment

It had been a wonderful fest. Orcs, draenei, arakkoa, ogers, and the many other races of Draenor had all come together to drink and sing to the end of the Burning Legion on their world. The alcohol was flowing in rough amounts, the food was delicious and prepared in the manifold traditions of all clans and tribes, the songs put forward by the most talented bards any people had to offer.

It had, indeed, been a wonderful fest.

Right up until Yrel had begun her speech. It started har...

The Gamer Chapter 579 – Things to take care of

John let the final words of his address echo by, taking a huge gulp out of a plastic bottle to oil up his voice a little bit. In front of him was a crowd of reporters, quickly gathered on Liberty Island upon receiving a mail from the Gamer’s official email account after he had been done discussing things with Scarlett. A crowd that, albeit not quite as large as it had been for the White House announcement, despite being given a whole day to gather, grew steadily in its number of participati...

Chapter 578 – Things to go about

Leaving Gnome and Undine to keep a watch on Eliza, John and Aclysia left the apartment within John’s palace and went for the staircase. The replacement sphere flew just a metre ahead of him, but the Gamer concentrated on seeing through the two lenses in his eyes. It functioned relatively well, as long as he had his hands on something.

The progress was pretty tangible at this point. Sometimes he would get into the correct state of mind, the correct way to guide the Possession, that all...

Drip-Fed - Requiem 1

Two knocks on a wooden table. “I call,” said Filch, grinning at his hand of cards. His victory was basically guaranteed. Opposite of him his fellow guard on the shift, Delgue, made a disgruntled face.

“Bloody hell, dude, if this continues, I am going to be eating at the cantina exclusively for the next month,” he announced as he threw his cards on the table. The losing hand landed right between a wooden mug of water and his helmet. Aside from that and his gauntlets, Delgue was w...

Siena Chibi!

Surprise!

I got a new Chibi artist. I won't let you vote on these, because these are like extra, extra stuff, but you should still have the download links. Below you will find three versions with mild differences.

You can find the artist here: https://www.deviantart.com/kriniere

Feel free to spread and use these however you like (as long as its not commercial).

The Gamer Chapter 577 – So many questions

“The sensible thing for me to do would be to return to the Small Lake Pact immediately, wouldn’t it?” Aclysia asked, lying in John’s arms in the bathtub. The Gamer was feeling properly at home, surrounded by warm water, his main maid embraced and Undine giving him a blowjob under the surface. Her darker shade of blue was pretty well visible in the clear surroundings, as was his cock disappearing into her slimy mouth.

John closed his eyes and just enjoyed the slippery feeling. A ...

The Gamer Chapter 576 – Good news and more good news

First, he called Rave. That was the actual, most logical person to start with in every metric. She was his ‘official’ girlfriend, the first woman to love him and the person he loved the most out of all of his girls. Her reaction to all of the news was pretty easy. “Does it look badass, at least?”

“Eeeeeh,” John looked at himself in the bathroom mirror, wanting to hop into the large shower room after he was done here. One eye closed, he inspected the scar more closely for the...

Requiem – Prologue 3 – The greedy

“It looks so nice,” Lubrin hummed, turning the black pearl-like object in his hands. He wasn’t even touching it directly, not wanting to stain his newest acquisition in any way. Instead, a pure white cleaning cloth laid between his hands and the shining smooth core of the odd slime creature. “You always deliver, Gabrame.”

Sitting on a nearby couch, finally somewhere comfortable after the weeks of actual work he had to do to get that thing, the sharpshooter tipped his hat in a ...

Requiem – Prologue 2 – The sinners

Water dripped from the cobblestone ceiling. One small bit after another, it fell into a puddle that formed inside the room an eternity ago, and had since transformed much of the ground into a slippery mess, covered with a layer of small algae. The puddle only grew on rainy days, when the ground water rose and prevented the constant dripping from seeping through the cracks.

The only thing illuminating the cell were the two iron-barred windows. One in the upper corner of the cell, up the ...

The Gamer Chapter 575 – Arc 5 Start – Safety precautions

John tightened the last knot and then looked at his work with approval before getting up. Leather and metal sat tightly around the pale arms, confining them to their position behind the blood mage’s back. “Didn’t think that our playtime skills would come in handy in a time like this,” he admitted, as he sat down opposite of Eliza on the table.

They were back home. A day had passed since the events at the gravesite, and surprisingly little had happened. Since the Hidden Tradition...

SURPRISE THING! [Fun turns older and surprise new story teaser]

HELLO!

Although the hiatus is still ongoing, I decided to give you all a little something for the reason that it's my birthday (or maybe not yet, depending on where you live)!

This is the Prologue + First Chapter of a side project of mine that's supposed to come out as a complete book eventually. The story is called Welldark and is about a pretty overpowered dude attending a university of the same name. Of course it's not a normal university, no, it is is, in fact, an institu...

Drip-Fed - Requiem – Prologue – The monsters

Aclysia was ordering the teeth on the table for what may have been the hundredth time. The pearly white pieces slid over the table, taking their place one by one in an imaginary, jawless, maw and around a single emerald feather. It was all she could do to keep her mind occupied. Ten teeth and a single feather, that was all she was able to save from Apexus’ body. Everything else had fallen into the nothingness, was unfitting to be keepsake or too large to be taken with when the ...

Drip-Fed - The Hunt Ends

Everything became much more imminent. It flashed through Apexus’ mind that they had already lost just by the over-levelled sniper’s appearance. Even if they got off the leaf, wouldn’t he just chase them that little bit onto wherever the Stem led them?

“Keep on going!” Aclysia nevertheless shouted out. She knew things that Apexus didn’t about the space they needed to reach and thusly her voice was hopeful. That tone was enough for the slime to continue its effort to crawl as ...

Who a King must do - Chapter 26 – Pure Crystal and Erotic Flesh

Stoneard fell within two days. Anduin and the void elves arrived at night and clad in spells of darkness in the murky swamp, they surrounded the fortress unseen. Then purple spellwork lit up the night as the entire perimeter turned into one large summoning circle, led by Xal’atath herself. Void Walkers soon spilled out of tears in reality. Drops of non-existence whose simple need to feed on whatever material essences they could was easily manipulated into servitude.

They crashed again...