That achievement came just in time for the knight to drive his tiny boat out of the Guild Hall barrier. ‘Well, that certainly happened,’ John thought and then turned from the water to the field of death behind him. The average fools had never stood a chance.
Sure, they could have overwh...
2019-01-12 04:56:53 +0000 UTC View PostThey came in the morning. Seven boats, wildly different models and paint jobs, pulled into the Guild Hall barrier. ‘Man, I must have really pissed him off,’ John thought as he looked at those vessels. Bearings, being an in-land company, did not have ships of its own. The ones John saw in front of himself were mercenary vessels or, and that was the true testament as to how much the Gamer must have riled up the alchemist, the ferrying vessels of the local Fateweavers.
Because of Magoi...
2019-01-11 07:28:11 +0000 UTC View PostJohn: Man, Bearings is an asshole.
Rave: Do tell?
John: His deal was that we trick every one of his current allies, then start serving him (with him conveniently failing to mention that he would drug us) after everything is said and done.
John: AND we were supposed to help him get Scarlett.
Scarlett: Sounds about right for the luxurious prick.
Rave: Could ya not invade ou...
2019-01-10 06:45:25 +0000 UTC View PostWith every ‘step’ Maiev crawled through the streets of Stormwind the expression on her face transformed. More and more the arrogant and vindictive warden gave into her new tendencies, with the blush of an ecstatic exhibitionist getting properly abused by her master appearing on her face. Before she knew it, her tongue hang out like a happily panting dog’s. A face that just about every single watcher in the crowd shared.
‘Truly, sluts to the core,’ Anduin thought about night el...
2019-01-09 08:12:40 +0000 UTC View PostJohn entered the restaurant with Aclysia and Beatrice. These two had changed into their maid outfits the moment they were inside the barrier. For the rest of John’s group, they were either watching over Eliza or protecting Magoi on his boat. They didn’t want to run the risk of the Fateweaver getting surprised by a fighter, however unlikely it was that someone was able to enter the barrier as long as Magoi himself didn’t want them to.
The locale was inside a luxurious marble buildi...
2019-01-08 06:44:25 +0000 UTC View Post“I am dying, why are you the one fucking crying?” the fading voice of the insane girl came to ask.
“I just hate being so weak…” he sniffed. “You don’t deserve this. If I wasn’t weak, I could have saved you.”
“You aren’t weak anymore,” she stated and smiled widely as the light in her purple eyes dimmed. The golden dots slowly stopped rotating. Then they formed slits, seven slits crossing a ring.
Claws dug over his chest. The face of the girl he came to...
2019-01-07 05:17:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe odd trio was sitting around the kitchen table, or rather the area of the one-room house down from the foot end of Gizmo’s bed where the old man cooked. A kettle was hanging on a hook above the fireplace, the water inside slowly boiling the tasteful and medical properties out of the herbs inside. The smell of lavender filled the air, that and Apexus pheromones, spreading a calming sensation.
Only somewhat sure why, the slime had the urge to keep the well-smelling up around its meta...
2019-01-06 04:27:37 +0000 UTC View PostScarlett: Son of a whore… Okay, sorry, Bearings and Retropes put their heads together behind my back, they will be there in thirty minutes or so.
“I hate you Murphy,” John mumbled as soon he read the message from Scarlett. ‘Of course,’ he thought, ‘the second I resolve to go into an I.D. this happens.’ He sighed heavily and used Escape Rope to get out of it. That skill had been the reason why he went ahead in the first place, but that she messaged him the ...
2019-01-05 03:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostThere was really just one choice for aesthetic’s sake. That was John’s justification and Beatrice’s reason for suggesting Aclysia in the mix isolated from everyone else. Which man had access to two girls looking the same down to a mole under the left side of their lips and didn’t want to have a threesome with them?
He wrapped his arm around the waists of both of his maids. “Guess you will see me in a bit,” he told the rest of his girls. Eliza stripped. “What are you doing?...
2019-01-04 05:06:49 +0000 UTC View Post“Ya know, this feels all kind of wrong,” Rave commented out of her turning swivel chair as John pulled the blue pin that represented their own influence out of yet another of their previously conquered positions.
“Think Scarlett will betray us after all?” her boyfriend asked as he threw the pin into one of the colour-coded plastic dishes.
“Nah, ya know me, I am the trusting type,” Rave told him, still turning, “but she ain’t the only one that could attack us in the...
2019-01-03 03:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Note: I am aware Maiev has white hair in-game. I am working off of a piece of fanart that is infinitely more attractive. I declare: Blizz fucked up, I am fixing this by changing her hair colour.
Maiev Shadowsong was disgusted. When Shan’do Stormrage had contacted her and her Watchers, the elite jailors of the night elves, to invite them to come to Stormwind, she had thought it weird already. On their base on the Shattered Isles, Maiev was insulated from most news...
2019-01-02 20:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Finished one day late, but hey, that's still pretty good. This one has gotten mixed receptions during the creation process, but its one of my personal favourites.
As always, no re-uploading of the high-res version, you can do what you want with the low-res one.
Next vote will be up soon!
“Ho-hooo,” Gizmo looked at the antler with a fair bit of respect, “I wish you had the mouth to tell me how you got your hands on this, my much-grown friend.” Indeed, the whole expedition had turned the slime into an even larger blob.
Moving around in the house began to become a bit awkward, as the environment clearly wasn’t fashioned for a creature that was wide rather than tall. It really was a shame that changing its shape was such a headache. Apexus was, for the many forms ...
2019-01-01 10:09:30 +0000 UTC View Post“I GIVE UP!” Metra came screaming into John’s bureau. Yes, the Gamer now had a bureau. It was a small, fully outfitted room that he had found inside the Guild Bank. It came with everything he needed, except a computer, but that was quickly bought and internet quickly installed by Magoi.
When he said fully outfitted, he meant one of the old bureaus with a massive wooden desk, lines of (mostly empty) shelves and an extra conference table in the edge of the room. Not one of those awf...
2019-01-01 03:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostBeing sapient didn’t just give Apexus the magical power to kill the Forester Dragon. Although it probably did help with learning magical abilities. Not the point. Apexus needed to prepare a few things for this next step. For that, carrying a nice and polished pebble inside it, the slime took to the sky. Once up there it noticed about half a dozen of the faint smoke signals in the distance.
Forester Dragon’s continuous smoking weren’t just a warning signal for predators, but also s...
2018-12-31 10:26:32 +0000 UTC View PostJohn placed the last of the materials on the table. Baelementium for level ups, steel and other common metals for mass, Abyssal silicone and rubber for skin. The metadermis, Aclysia’s impossible blend of silicone and Baelementium, dissolved into its components shortly after leaving her body (including inside Beatrice) and was thus impossible to hand over. Beatrice had churned her way through all that was offered, only a bit of the previous and the newest stack that John had put in front of ...
2018-12-31 03:15:46 +0000 UTC View PostUnder the watchful eyes of Gizmo, Apexus crossed under the lowest joist of the fence. “Remember, if you want to return you just need to seek something,” the old man shouted after the slime. “The runes on this place will guide your steps towards it!”
So THAT was why the slime had found it. Personally, it had just thought it had lucked out for once. Didn’t seem to be the case. As to why it was crawling into the forest rather than flying, that was because it was to find a list of...
2018-12-30 20:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostA day after Apexus’ arrival, it had looked at almost everything in the illusionary space that was outside the house. The pond never lost water, no matter the amount of water the man filled into buckets and took back into his den or the slime drank. What was planted in the herb beds grew in a matter of hours. The metal fence was pretty odd, patterns covered the three levels of railing that ran horizontally from pole to pole. Wherever a strut and stanchion intersected, there was a thorn of me...
2018-12-30 06:39:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe slime would have been ecstatic over its new wings, were it not for circumstances. Carrying its body on their emerald span, they allowed it nimble movements through the air and were perfectly capable of lifting its body, much denser than a hollow boned bird’s. To say the least, they were more reliable than the clunky four wing solution it had used prior.
Much faster as well and nimble to boot. It would have done a couple of loops if it hadn’t been carrying the body of Aclysia ins...
2018-12-29 20:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostHaving finished its meal, the slime regrew its earlier discarded head construction, a vulture head save for the ears, and then added another right next to it. That second head was just a vulture’s neck ending on the otherwise featureless maw of a snake. Testing, the slime opened its new appendage.
The tongueless mouth opened, revealing the successful reconstruction of the fangs. Reaching out of their hiding place in the flesh of the upper jaw. There was just a minor problem here.
<... 2018-12-29 01:28:21 +0000 UTC View PostAfter John had finished his show of neutralizing threats that barely even counted as such, he put down one of the two extra teleporters he had on the roof of the Ikea. Really good for him that he managed to get the special ingredients for the upgrade on the side while doing the other grinding. He didn’t have an exit point on this side of the bay, so it was a good place even without the circumstances.
“If you get attacked, contact me through one of the means on this card,” John han...
2018-12-29 01:19:33 +0000 UTC View PostJohn checked his Ire again. It was down to 3 from 5. The previous blunder of him slipping had undoubtedly to do with that reduction. That wasn’t to say this couldn’t happen to him naturally, but slipping as he did at the moment of maximum humiliation was a different category.
Brett and Tetsh guided him through the bizarre bazaar. “Must be really nice,” John said, looking at a few people that wore rings around their necks that were so obviously sci-fi tracking devices that their ...
2018-12-28 02:21:59 +0000 UTC View Post“You know, there are just some things that never change no matter where you are,” John said to a black-haired Aclysia, her preferred hair colour when in public, looking at the blue and yellow building in front of them. It was no masterpiece of design, basically just an arrangement of rectangles. Four letters, recognized pretty much all over the globe as the go-to place for cheap furniture, stretched over the wall: IKEA. “Globalism, hurray,” he added drily as they went inside.
...
2018-12-27 00:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostAbove Mount Estania, the easternmost peak of the disk world leaf of Ctania, soared a creature. It was beyond strange to look at, even seasoned Branchers, the highest and most dangerous adventuring profession, would have stopped to look. Even the gods didn’t erect such mockeries of nature that often.
Yet, there it was, a chimera of the strangest design. The most inoffensive parts of it were the large wings it carefully navigated the air with. Except there were four in total. The main b...
2018-12-23 14:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostI like to forget to tell things to people not on the Discord... Just so everyone is aware: There won't be chapters from the 24th to the 26th.
I wish everyone happy holidays and a merry Christmas ^^
The slime staid in the ground for a couple of days. “Awakener, they are gone,” no amount of speaking from Aclysia could persuade it that it was safe. Just because it now knew she was trying to communicate with it with those sounds didn’t mean it was suddenly aware what she meant. Didn’t help that it still only heard her tone and couldn’t discern the words.
For the moment, it would be a plant. An absolute vegetable, just sitting around and being inconspicuous. Those two Aclysia...
2018-12-22 06:09:28 +0000 UTC View PostHe found the second essence in the Futuristic Siege of all places. After breaking through the energy dome that protected the cone shaped city of spires, John and his group quickly broke through to the heart of it. There they found one of those stationary bosses, a half-finished mecha-unit still bound to its station.
As the mecha was rather large, the fight had three stages. First they had to rush up the scaffold around its legs. Small energy beams, traps in the form of unbound cables an...
2018-12-21 21:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post“John! It has been an eternity since you called me!” his mom’s enthusiastic voice rang out in response to his somewhat nervous greeting. In typical fashion, he had gone in with one of the worst possible predictions and thought she would be mad. Brenda proved to be just glad to finally hear him again. “You sound good, great even. How is Germany?”
“Oh yeah, about that,” John awkwardly cleared his throat as he mentally went through his story again before repeating it out loud...
2018-12-20 23:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe woman that came into view was a beast kin, a breed of humanoids that took on animal traits. They had been a staple in the omni-verse since their inception, and many gods saw it as their goal in life to think of new animals just to cross them with humanoids and see which resulting female had the cutest ears. There was a figurative war in heaven whether anybody could even challenge the cat girls in that regard. It had actually been literal for a little bit, but that was a story few ever tal...
2018-12-20 23:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post“You think she deserves to be fucked by the most royal cock in the world yet?” Valeera asked, circling the table with swinging steps. Her new golden eyes scanned over the panting Vanessa VanCleef. Doomed to watch the receiving of Anduin’s mark and the extreme delight of Valeera’s face peeking over Anduin’s shoulder, the leader of the Defias had grown immensely wet.
In detail, the rogue alchemist had spent the past minutes doing three things: cursing herself, cursing...
2018-12-20 13:13:44 +0000 UTC View Post