Chapter 5: Jōnin Meeting
[Hm? Why is Tsunade looking at me so eagerly?]
[Is she trying to ask me how to deal with these three old geezers?]
[I already said that dealing with Homura Mitokado and Koharu Utatane is easy. The real problem is Danzo.]
[But that guy has ten three-tomoe Sharingan as extra lives, not to mention Uchiha Shisui’s Mangekyō Sharingan, which allows him to cast the ultimate genjutsu, Kotoamatsukami. That’s a real headache!]
[When it...
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Chapter 4: Nara Shikaku's Allegiance
The two old geezers knelt frantically before Kamizuki Hikari, making Tsunade feel immensely satisfied as she watched from the side.
With Hikari here, how could she possibly worry about securing the Hokage seat?
"No, he is not sensei. Homura, have you forgotten? He should be Kamizuki Hikari that Hiruzen mentioned—the one who looks remarkably similar to our sensei." Koharu Utatane was slightly calmer. After the initial shock, she i...
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Chapter 3: The Bowing Hokage Advisors
Hokage Office.
Two ANBU stood at the entrance. When they saw Tsunade enter, they said nothing. However, when Hikari tried to follow, they blocked his path immediately.
"By order of the Elders, unauthorized personnel are not permitted inside!"
Hikari took a step back, signaling that he meant no harm.
[Elders… aren't they just those two old dogs, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu!?]
[Damn, I almost forgot about ...
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Chapter 2: The Hokage Building
"No, that's impossible! My granduncle is already dead—who are you!?"
The man standing before her looked exactly like Senju Tobirama, except for the hair color. Tsunade was momentarily stunned, feeling as if she were seeing her granduncle alive again.
Hikari sighed helplessly. "Tsunade-sama, I am Kamizuki Hikari, the younger brother of Kamizuki Izumo. As for my appearance... well, I struggle with it myself."
Tsunade's temper flare...
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Chapter 1: Tsunade's Granduncle
Land of Fire, Konohagakure.
"Wow! Konoha! I, Uzumaki Naruto, am finally back!"
Naruto let out an excited cheer.
As he patted his nearly empty frog wallet, his eyes brimmed with tears.
"You brat! What are you yelling for? You're going to make me go deaf!" Tsunade smacked Naruto on the head, warning him with a displeased expression.
Looking up at the familiar gates of Konoha, Tsunade felt a mix of emotions.
This wa...
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Hello everyone! 👋
Your friendly Sect Master of the newly established Poison Testing Sect is here!
Tell me sincerely, were you thinking I was just lazing around while counting these wonderful, freshly printed, crunchy bills? Yes, indeed—I mean, no! In the meantime, I was secretly translating a new Naruto fanfic!
Now, allow me to introduce:
Title: Tsunade Can Hear My Inner Voice
Genre: Romance + Comedy
Upload schedule: 1 chapter a day
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Chapter 116: I Want… to Go Back and Find Big Bro
At this moment, Momousagi, who was in front of Vir, instantly realized the severity of the situation!
She could not afford to wait any longer!
"Shadow Dance!"
Momousagi vanished from her original position and reappeared behind Vir in an instant.
Her longsword thrust straight toward his back!
Clang!
Vir's Thunder Sword blocked the strike.
The two, evenly matched, immediately eng...
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Chapter 115: One Second Out of Combat
The two figures brushed past each other.
A Shigan was thrust toward the chest.
A fist was aimed at the heart.
Meanwhile...
Momousagi's sword slashed through the air, cutting straight toward Vir.
But Vir showed no intention of dodging.
Seeing this, a trace of anger flashed in Momousagi's eyes.
This guy... was actually looking down on her!
This made the force behind her sword strike even more po...
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Chapter 114: You Have To Come Back!
Seeing Robin’s speechless expression, Vir was also at a loss.
I even wiped your face for you!
And you still act like this!
Women! Seriously...
Sigh!
Forget it, I’ll be the bigger person!
I won’t argue with you!
With that thought, Vir took off his white coat, now soaked with Robin's tears and snot, and tossed it aside in disgust. Then, he quickly exchanged for a new one from the system and...
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Chapter 113: Vir: Huh?
Vir’s clothing was merely a molded layer over his original outfit.
Now, as his appearance changed, it was only natural for the outer layer to dissipate.
As the outer clothes vanished, a white coat gradually revealed itself.
And along with the transformation of his clothes, his face also changed.
When Vir’s true appearance emerged before everyone’s eyes, they all widened in shock.
Luffy’s jaw even hit the ground!
...
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Chapter 112: You Actually Noticed...
What’s going on?
Why so proactive!
What are you trying to do by being so forward?!
You're making it seem like I've been exposed!
Vir was speechless as he was pulled onto the balcony by Robin.
This situation… it’s not right.
Where did things go wrong?
Why is she acting so boldly?
Even if it were love at first sight, this wouldn't be the case.
Robin isn't that kind of person.
Cou...
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Chapter 111: Vir, the Dense and Oblivious Blockhead
Just now.
The guy in front of her had moved a bit too much, causing a small corner of the medical kit on his back to be exposed.
Robin, who was standing right behind him, caught sight of it.
It was a very small corner.
Almost the size of a grain of rice.
But Robin recognized it at a glance—it was Vir’s medical kit.
She had an exceptionally deep impression of everything that belonged to Vir...
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Chapter 110: Stupefied Robin
"Hurry up. Don't dawdle."
The train stopped at the spot where Vir had disembarked not long ago.
Several figures stepped out.
Robin, her face devoid of expression, glanced around.
At this moment, her hands were already bound in seastone cuffs.
The feeling of complete powerlessness left her with no sense of security.
Looking at the World Government flag not far away and the massive Gates of Justice behind it, her hear...
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Chapter 109: The Plan to Scare Robin
In the boundless dark night, a formidable sea train was slowly making its way towards Enies Lobby.
Inside the train, almost all the passengers were men dressed in black. Clearly, this was a government-exclusive train.
In the first carriage, Robin sat motionless, her vacant eyes staring out the window.
'This time... I probably won't be able to escape.'
'My adventure... will likely end here.'
'Such a shame, Vir...'...
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Chapter 108: Chaton’s Breakdown!
Vir gently patted the shoulder of the key contributor before him.
"You've worked hard..."
Vir said with some sentiment, watching as her endless tears continued to fall. He let out a sigh.
Her strength must have improved considerably after this experience...
At the very least, it could serve as some kind of compensation for this unforgettable ordeal.
Vir consoled himself with that thought.
He tidied up Momousag...
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Chapter 107: Power Surge!
Vir looked at Momousagi, who was on the verge of breaking free from her restraints, and didn't hesitate any longer.
He relentlessly swung his brick, over and over again.
Even Aokiji couldn't escape, and you think you can?
What a joke!
After being struck a few times, Momousagi instantly calmed down.
Her body was completely immobilized.
Then, Vir took out a recently acquired tool from his medical kit.
This thing ...
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Chapter 106: The Unyielding Momousagi
Momousagi executed a dazzling thrust.
The tip of her sword was coated in a dense layer of Armament Haki.
In the blink of an eye, she was already in front of Vir.
Her Observation Haki had locked onto all of Vir's possible escape routes.
At this distance, he hadn't even moved.
That meant he had no way to dodge this strike! And she hadn't held back in the slightest.
Even though her strength had decreased signi...
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Chapter 105: I Love Drinking!
The secretary placed the drinks down and quietly exited the room.
Meanwhile, Momousagi and the others didn’t doubt the authenticity of the information.
After all, that guy had extraordinary medical skills.
It wouldn’t be surprising if he also knew how to make poisons.
Looking at the drinks before them, the two of them felt that it would be impolite not to drink.
After all, he had just done them a huge favor.
It...
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Chapter 104: Secretary
Spandam's eyes were wide open in shock.
He stared at Vir, who had suddenly appeared before him, his face full of terror.
His legs went weak instantly.
"You... you, you!"
He stammered, pointing at Vir.
After a moment of stuttering, he finally realized that this guy was an intruder.
"You have some nerve! How dare you barge into my office! I'm going to gouge out your eyes and make you a slave for life!"
"Guards—"
...
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Chapter 103: You Guys Continue!
If it were Doctor Strange level, the stamina consumption might be enormous.
But now that he had acquired this ability, there was no point in overthinking it.
That could be considered later.
For now, it was more important to gather intel about Momousagi.
With that thought, Vir picked up the lie detector that Blueno had just taken out and slammed it down next to his head with a loud thud.
"If this thing beeps, y...
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Chapter 102: Tekkai!!
Blueno had already planned out his next move.
But things were clearly not going the way he expected...
Vir didn’t even lift an eyelid.
Watching Blueno charge at him, he merely raised a finger.
His finger met Blueno’s Shigan head-on!
The expected scene of Vir’s finger snapping didn’t happen.
Vir effortlessly blocked his attack.
A look of surprise flashed in Blueno’s eyes.
This guy…
He’s got s...
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Chapter 101: Think Carefully Before You Answer
"Oi! Poker Face! Bring two more bottles of rum over here!"
"I'll take two more servings of stir-fried pancakes! I'm exhausted from working all day!"
"Same for us over here!"
Inside a tavern, a group of shipwrights who had just gotten off work were shouting their orders.
Their words might have been a bit impolite, but the bartender, being a kind-hearted man, didn’t mind.
Among the shipwrights was a fami...
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Chapter 100: Chopper The Poison Tester
At this moment, Vir, who had been waiting outside the door, pushed it open and walked in.
After observing Chopper's condition for a moment, he nodded in satisfaction.
He was holding a small notebook in his hand, recording as he looked.
"Strength reduced by about 95%. Pass."
After marking a check in his notebook, Vir looked at Chopper.
"Tastes good, right?"
Vir asked with a grin.
"Yeah, it's good..."<...
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Chapter 99: Look at You, Chopper! All Grown Up!
"Gion! Even if he won against Admiral Aokiji through underhanded means, we absolutely can't underestimate him."
"Get lost! If you don't want to go, then get out of my way!"
"I want to see if, without those dirty, despicable tricks, he can still act so arrogantly! If he can even land a scratch on me, that would already be impressive!"
Hearing this, Chaton shook his head helplessly.
Momousagi's temperament wasn...
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Chapter 98: Momousagi: I Hate Clowns the Most!
Vir couldn’t help but reveal a perverted grin as he thought about it.
Momousagi Gion, huh?
Her attributes were quite impressive.
If he could take her down... cough, capture her... no, tie her up... still not right.
Why was he thinking such evil thoughts?
Well, you get the idea.
Come to think of it, along his journey, besides Nami on his own ship, he hadn’t really "treated" any other wo...
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Chapter 97: Momousagi? Nyehehehehe~
"Sigh... kids these days, they just don’t listen anymore."
Creak~
The door of the operating room swung open.
Vir stepped out.
He plopped down onto the couch where Robin usually read, shaking his head helplessly.
"Soft everywhere, except for that stubborn mouth. Is this what the rebellious phase is like? Kids really do grow up fast... sigh..."
After mumbling to himself, Vir glanced out the window. O...
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Chapter 96: Rebellious Phase?
Chopper ended up like this because he was trying to save everyone!
What should we do?!
How can we help him?!
Everyone had this same question racing through their minds.
Then, in unison, they all turned toward Vir.
Here, the only doctor was Vir.
And only he had the ability to help Chopper!
Yet, what they saw was Vir’s calm and composed expression.
What?
Why was Vir so calm?
Did he not care ...
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Chapter 95: Upgrade?
At this moment, Chopper's condition had become quite severe.
In just two more minutes, the little guy wouldn't be able to stay unconscious any longer.
Once he woke up from the pain, that would be the real nightmare.
The excruciating agony, as if being sliced by a thousand blades, would instantly rob him of control over his body.
He would be left lying in bed, silently enduring that indescribable torment.
Hearing Chopper’s painf...
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Chapter 94: "Insignificant Little Tricks"
What?
Aokiji?
This guy who looks like a zombie dares to call himself Aokiji?
Garp couldn’t hold back!
My Aokiji may not be the most handsome, but he’s definitely not this disgusting!
How dare you claim to be Aokiji!
“You bastard! Go take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror! Look at that pig face of yours! How dare you say you’re Aokiji?!”
“Of all people to impersonate, you chose ...
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Chapter 93: I’m Aokiji
Moreover, the Door-Door Fruit might even be a spatial ability.
The future looks bright, indeed!
After making his wish, Vir looked at Aokiji’s face, which was now almost as handsome as Sanji’s once was.
He couldn’t help but feel a little guilty.
His eye would recover over time.
But his teeth…
Vir could only say:
"Maybe you should consider getting a scarf like Katakuri’s?"
Other than that, there was ...
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