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Chapter 29 I've Never Seen a Kage Who Doesn't Fight On The Frontlines

Although everyone present was accustomed to Jin's shocking remarks, their hearts still skipped a beat upon hearing this.

Even Danzo looked at Jin with disbelief.

‘He actually dared to say such thing directly?’

For a high-difficulty mission like assassinating the Kazekage, an elite team was naturally required. The strength of Sakumo and Jin went without saying.

Not only were they renowned within Konoha, but even enemy nations were intimidated by their fame.

Mi...

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Chapter 28 You're So Proactive, How Many People Have You Killed?

"Save Kazekage-sama!"

Chiyo was the first to react, shouting sharply.

The red-haired man beside her, upon hearing this, quickly used Chakra Threads to control a puppet, flying over to pick up Shamon, who was lying on the ground in a classic Yamcha pose, barely alive.

He placed him in front of Chiyo, who, while far inferior to Tsunade, was also a highly skilled Medical-Nin.

Chiyo hurriedly knelt to examine Shamon, who had severe burns all over his body.

"He can st...

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Chapter 27 When It Comes to Growth Speed, Who Can Compare to The Deserter King?

It took Tsunade a good while to barely recover from the shocking truth that Madara, a contemporary of her grandfather, was still alive.

Then she thought of something else and asked, "Should we tell Grandma about this?"

Jin thought for a moment and shook his head, "Forget it. Grandma Mito is already so old… let's not make her worry."

Mito was already deeply troubled by the possibility of a clash between Jin and the Konoha Council after her death.

If she found out Mada...

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Chapter 26 Why Not Just Revive Rin Directly?

"Is it really alright, Madara-sama?"

Watching Jin's retreating back grow smaller until it disappeared completely, Tobi asked the elderly Madara:

"Can you guarantee that kid will keep his word?"

In the end, the two sides didn't come to blows.

Faced with Jin's proposal of mutual non-interference, the elderly Madara ultimately chose to nod in agreement.

But Tobi felt it was a bit unreliable.

After all, Madara's original plan was to find a puppet to support, wa...

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Chapter 25 If Anything Happens To Them, I'm Holding You Responsible

"Did you call me all the way here just to see these eyes that are the same as your brother's?" Jin took the initiative to steer the conversation.

"Oh? You guessed my identity?" A flicker of surprise passed through Madara's remaining left eye, and his curiosity about Jin deepened another notch.

"An old man with the Sharingan hiding out in a place like this... And since Konoha's founding, there hasn't been a single Missing-Nin from the Uchiha Clan. Coupled with estimating your age b...

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Chapter 24 The Reason Uchiha Madara Isn't In The Group

Hearing the other party's words, Jin instinctively showed an expression that seemed to say, ‘what the hell is wrong with you’.

But after getting a clear look at the other party's face, he suddenly felt it wasn't so strange after all.

The special White Zetsu before him was precisely the one that would later possess Uchiha Obito and help the fake Madara around… the spiral-faced White Zetsu, Tobi.

This guy's personality is that of a clown. Many readers in Jin's previous l...

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Chapter 23 Kindred Spirits: The Old Pervert And The Lecherous Old Man

"Fire Fist!!!"

On the battlefield at the border of the Land of Wind-

A massive pillar of fire with tremendous momentum crashed down.

Seeing this, Bunpuku below quickly raised his hands.

A Shukaku’s arm of comparable size rose from below to block it.

For a moment, the pillar of fire and the flowing sand arm collided, one above the other.

By now, most of Bunpuku's body had been taken over by Shukaku, revealing a ferocious expression. This was the ‘Vesselâ...

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Chapter 22 Old Madara On The Move

For a long time afterward, the conflict between Konoha and Sunagakure reached a stalemate.

With Rin not using his true abilities, the overall combat power of both sides was indeed evenly matched.

During this period, it was essentially a battle of wits between Chiyo and Tsunade. Chiyo would develop new types of poisons, poisoning large numbers of Konoha’s Ninjas, while Tsunade would quickly research antidotes to counteract them.

After another battle ended, Tsunade looked at...

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Chapter 21 The Only Non-Cocky Saiyan

Watching the interaction between Jin and Master Roshi, the big shots in the group were dumbfounded.

Krillin, who had heard about Jin's various deeds from Ace and others, couldn't help but scratch his bald head... oh wait, he didn't have a head anymore. But he genuinely felt that Jin and his master, Master Roshi, were truly birds of a feather. One was a lecherous old man, the other was... well, also a lecherous old man.

[Master Roshi: Wow! The story of Makino Kenichi and the three ...

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Chapter 20 Master Roshi: From Now On, You Are a Member of My Turtle School!

Group file sharing.

This could be considered one of the most commonly used functions in the Chat Room of the Dead.

Its main use is to share fragments of one's memories for other group members to view.

Because they lacked physical bodies and only had soul consciousness left, these dead ghosts preferred oral narration.

After all, speaking it out themselves felt more rewarding than simply sharing memories.

But oral narration, in the end, wasn't as convincing as vide...

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Chapter 19 Sharing [Oni Chichi] With Master Roshi

About ten minutes later.

[Master Roshi: Truly, the world is full of wonders...]

[Krillin: Although not having a body feels a bit strange, it's not bad. It feels like living in another form, just with fewer things to do.]

After Jin's explanation, Roshi and Krillin basically understood the situation.

[Newgate: @Master Roshi @Krillin, Gurararara~ Since you understand the situation now, let's talk about your stories. Recently, that brat Jin has been busy chasing women and ...

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Chapter 18 New Group Members, The Universe's Strongest... Master and Best Friend

"I'm just saying what every man truly thinks inside. Don't worry, Tsunade-nee, even if I have other women, you'll be the main wife. Those mistresses will all follow your lead," Jin said, holding Tsunade's slender hand with a light laugh.

Tsunade felt her low blood pressure was about to be cured, ‘Was this damn kid actually proud of it?’

After taking several deep breaths to barely suppress her anger, Tsunade sat down and said, "When something happened to Sarutobi Shinsuke today...

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Chapter 17 Go Home And Drink Your Mother's Milk

"Save, save me! Help! Aaaaah!!!"

Watching the Shukaku's arm getting closer and closer, the Konoha’s Ninja lying on the ground, who looked to be about fourteen or fifteen, screamed in terror.

Seeing that Jin had no intention of intervening at all, Minato gritted his teeth, grabbed a kunai, and charged forward.

However, before Minato could take more than two steps, a blue flash streaked past, and the Shukaku's arm was cleanly severed.

"White Fang-sama!?" Minato exclaim...

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Chapter 16 For A Few Hundred Ryo a Month, Why Risk Your Life?

Led by Sakumo, the Konoha’s army rushed to the battlefield.

Before they could even see the shadow of the Sunagakure’s forces, a towering yellow sand tsunami, dozens of meters high, blotted out the sky and surged towards them.

"Again with this move! A bunch of sand-playing bastards!" Faced with a powerful enemy, Tsunade had no mind to settle accounts with Jin anymore. She gritted her pink lips and cursed under her breath.

Looking at this calamity-level sand wave, Jin, the...

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Chapter 15 Is He Stronger Than Me? Handsomer Than Me?

"Pfft-"

After sizing up Kato Dan for a moment, Jin couldn't help but laugh.

"What are you laughing at, kid? Aren't you afraid of getting cuckolded?" Jiraiya asked, puzzled.

Since Jin had stolen the person he'd had a crush on for over a decade, Jiraiya really wanted to cause some trouble for this brat who wasn't even fully grown.

"Why should I be afraid? Do you really think Tsunade would fall for that kind of guy?" Jin said with a mocking expression.

"Huh?"

...

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Chapter 14 The Man Who Slept With The Hokage

Early the next morning, just as Jin and the other two were preparing to depart, many people came to see them off.

For example, Shinku's wife, holding their infant daughter, Yuhi Kurenai, in her arms.

Kushina and Konan, who brought boxed lunches for Jin and Minato.

But the majority were from the Uchiha Clan.

It couldn't be helped.

The main reason was that Jin, who had awakened the Mangekyo Sharingan, was now the Uchiha Clan's prized possession.

Many believed...

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Chapter 13 They Are Scum, I'm Just a Playboy

"Go to hell! Is that old bastard Sarutobi Hiruzen trying to deliberately send me to the front lines to die?"

Two days later, at the Konoha’s Ninja Academy.

When they heard Jin's words, the surrounding Konoha’s Ninjas, including Minato, broke out in a cold sweat.

‘Eh? Is he really showing Hokage-sama so little respect?’ Minato thought to himself, having just tied the Konoha’s forehead protector to his head.

The forehead protectors on Minato's head and in Jin's...

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Chapter 12 Minato, I Hope I Won't Have to Kill You

Whoosh!

The moment he heard the system notification, a roaring sound of flames erupted from Jin's arm.

A tongue of fire about ten centimeters long shot up from his elbow.

Surprisingly, it didn't ignite his clothes.

‘So hot!’

Jin himself was startled.

He quickly calmed himself down.

The previously uncontrolled flame gradually died down and subsided.

"What was that?!"

Minato, who happened to be sitting with Kushina in the back corner of ...

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Chapter 11 Give Me The Ability, I'll Do The Job For You

Everyone in the group was dumbfounded.

Although Ace, Hashirama, and the others didn't know who Harribel was, based on their understanding of Jin's character, they could roughly guess why he said that.

It was simply that Jin didn't fancy the one called Matsumoto Rangiku, and he preferred that Harribel instead.

Gin was struck speechless by this thunderous response.

‘Damn, I had even offered up my childhood friend, and this guy still looked down on her?’

‘Did ...

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Chapter 10 I Prefer Harribel More

Looking at the pendant hanging in the center of Jin's collarbone, the one her husband had given to their granddaughter, who then passed it on to Jin, Mito fell into deep internal conflict.

She suddenly felt like taking the pendant back for her granddaughter.

After all, this kid is too much of a scumbag.

Fortunately, Mito's self-restraint was quite high, so she didn't voice it out loud.

In the end, she saw Jin off with a smile on her face.

Kushina, however, was fu...

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Chapter 9 If You're Going To Be a Scumbag, Be Clear About It

After Hiruzen finally finished his long-winded speech on the podium, the entrance ceremony officially ended.

The new students who had just enrolled this year, like Konan and Hikari, entered the teaching building according to the previously announced class assignments to find their respective classrooms.

Jin turned around and prepared to leave.

However, at that moment, Hiruzen suddenly spoke up:

"Jin, wait a moment~"

As soon as he said this, many parents also stop...

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Chapter 8 If You Don't Disdain Me, Sir, This Jin is Willing to Acknowledge You As Father-in-Law

The Ninja Academy.

The training ground was already filled with a large number of new students preparing for enrollment, along with their parents.

Leading Konan there, Jin looked around but didn't spot any familiar figures.

His own graduating class included the parental generation of characters from the original work like Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Kushina, and Nara Shikaku.

And from what Jin knew, the generation of Hatake Kakashi, Yuhi Kurenai, and Might Guy had just bee...

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Chapter 7 The Lurking Gin Was Thoughtful

Ace and Whitebeard are not from the Naruto World.

Regarding the grievances between the Uchiha and Senju, they only had a slight understanding through Jin's perspective and the mutual insults exchanged between Izuna and Tobirama.

But they weren't very interested.

After all, they aren't members of the Uchiha Clan or Senju Clan.

They just watched the drama as bystanders.

However, when Jin said he might very well travel to their world in the future-

And intende...

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Chapter 6 I'll Take Nami and Robin, But I Can Spare Luffy's Life

Jin didn't stay on the front lines for long.

Once Hanzo died, he returned to Konoha Village with Tsunade.

As agreed beforehand, Tsunade would use Hanzo's head to pay respects at Nawaki's grave.

She also needed to report the battle situation to Hiruzen.

"Hanzo is dead!?"

When he heard the news, Hiruzen, who is not yet 50 years old this year, was so startled he nearly jumped out of his chair.

Tsunade, who is responsible for the report, remained expressionless...

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Chapter 5 Left Eye Foresees The Future, Right Eye Amaterasu, Tsunade's Kiss

On the battlefield, merely ten-odd kilometers from Amegakure.

Under Hanzo's poison gas attack, the Konoha’s forces had been completely wiped out.

The only ones still standing were Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru, who had not yet earned the title of the [Sannin].

"I never expected to be pushed to this extent."

Hanzo stood atop his summon, the Salamander, looking down as he said:

"Let's end it here. Continuing will only result in mutual destruction."

"I be...

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Chapter 4 Encountering Konan, Preparing to Slay the Demigod

Although he had come to the front lines with Tsunade-

Jin had no intention of fighting alongside the Sannin against the Amegakure’s forces on the battlefield.

He only planned to join the fight when Hanzo himself appeared.

He would use this Kage-level Ninja, nicknamed the [Demigod], as a whetstone for his Mangekyo Sharingan.

And as a bonus, he could gain some favor with Tsunade.

"Boss! One bowl of ramen! Extra noodles, extra scallions, extra meat!"

Months ...

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Chapter 3 Izuna: Have Her Give Birth to a Few Big, Healthy Kids For Our Uchiha Clan!

"Hah, you Uchiha brat, you sure have some nerve saying that!"

Hearing Jin's words, Tsunade turned around, laughing in anger.

"Saying it like that, it’s as if bringing you along would make us able to defeat Hanzo?"

Although Tsunade was eager to avenge her brother-

She hadn't lost her rationality.

Herself, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru could only be said to have barely touched the threshold of the Kage-level.

Whereas Hanzo of the Salamander was a seasoned veteran...

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Chapter 2 Tobirama: You Bastard, You're Flirtting on My Grandniece Right in Front of Me!?

A month later, news from the front lines shook Konoha, no, one could even say it shook the entire Ninja World-

The Senju Clan’s forces heading to the front lines had fallen into an enemy trap, suffering heavy casualties.

And Senju Nawaki, the eldest grandson of Senju Hashirama and also Tsunade's younger brother-

Had mistakenly triggered an explosive tag trap.

His body was blown to pieces, not a single part left intact!

Today was the day Nawaki was laid to rest....

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Chapter 1 Izuna: I'll Give You My Mangekyo, So Make Senju Tobirama's Grandnephew Die

Year 32 of Konoha, just as the Second Great Ninja War was beginning.

[Uchiha Jin: @Senju Hashirama @Senju Tobirama, Your grandson/grandnephew, Senju Nawaki, is about to die. If you give me the Wood Release or Flying Thunder God Technique, I might think of a way to save him.]

In the classroom, the 8-year-old Uchiha Jin appeared to be sleeping on his desk.

In reality, he was secretly accessing his cheat-

[The Chat Group of the Dead Across All Worlds]

He was @-ing t...

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Chapter 101 Bloom! Armament Haki!

Proficiently using the Marine’s Rokushiki, Zephyr stepped into the air with Geppo.

After reaching a certain height, he performed a twist in the air, and a magnificent slash came rushing toward Sakura.

"Rankyaku: Spiral White Blade!"

The high-speed rotating slash, applied with twisting force, spun through the air and slashed toward Sakura.

"Mirror Mountain!"

Crossing her arms into an X-shape, several layers of ice armor condensed on Sakura’s body.

The sp...

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