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Chapter 41 Cynthia: Do Saiyans Have Shinies Too?

Apartment Entrance.

On the other side, hearing Shinichi give the order to attack, Child Emperor, who was stationed outside with Tatsumaki and Metal Bat, opened the Universal Chat Group and sent a private message to Chika.

The night of the full moon had arrived. The numerous heroes positioned there were also ready.

Next, Chika just needed to find any excuse to bring Lott outside, making him transform into a mindless Great Ape.

The moment Lott transformed, the [Punching ...

Chapter 40 Lott: Without This Outfit, I Feel Like Something's Missing

The Hero Association's second plan to subdue Lott was officially set.

After school today, Chika arrived at Lott's apartment as arranged by her grandfather.

Watching through the street surveillance cameras as Chika entered Lott's apartment with a conflicted expression, Yusaku, Soichiro, and the others all showed looks of approval.

They marveled at how the Prime Minister's granddaughter was truly a heroine, making such a great sacrifice for Planet Terra.

They absolutely ...

Chapter 39 Lott: I've Never Heard Such a Request in My Life

"...I'll participate as well," Tanktop Master crossed his hands, resting his chin on them, and said in a deep voice:

"To be honest, that man's existence makes all of us feel as if we're sitting on pins and needles, like a Sword of Damocles hanging over the entire Planet Terra. If he isn't removed, our hearts will never find peace."

If it were a Saiyan with a personality like Goku's, Tanktop Master felt they could observe and evaluate further.

But Lott... just as Shinichi sai...

Chapter 38 There's a Mole, Abort The Mission

Aside from the S-Class and above Heroes, an organization called the [Council of Swordmasters] had also answered Yusaku's request and emerged from seclusion after many years.

This organization could be said to encompass over ninety percent of Planet Terra's master swordsmen.

The former S-Class Rank 4 hero, Atomic Samurai, was also among its ranks.

Several sword-wielding masters from the A-Class Heroes also belonged to this organization.

The current leader was an old man...

Chapter 37 Unabashedly Unfaithful

Krillin at Kame House was covered in question marks.

But judging by Lott's tone, the other party didn't seem genuinely angry.

Krillin breathed a sigh of relief.

Just before ending the conversation, Lott left Krillin with one final reminder.

He told him not to inform Shinichi about their contact.

Krillin naturally wouldn't refuse such a small request.

By the time Lott finished his conversation with Krillin, Chika had, without him noticing, rested her chin on...

Chapter 36 It's Fine, Just Give Me Your Wife Instead

"Shinichi, your deductive skills have grown quite a bit recently."

Yusaku glanced at his son, whom he had just slapped moments ago, a hint of approval in his eyes.

"But right now, this theory is still just our deduction. Or rather, our deduction currently lacks evidence."

If it were a typical monster, Yusaku felt they could already dispatch heroes to subdue it.

But the Saiyans' power was too terrifying. Without 100% certainty, Yusaku didn't dare act rashly.

"That...

Chapter 35 The Kudo Father-Son Duo: We've Discovered the Saiyans' Weakness!

"This is…"

Takagi Souichiro’s mind vaguely formed a conjecture.

The narration sounded again:

[And in the war between the Saiyans and the Tuffles, the most decisive factor was the eight-year cycle of the full moon on Planet Tuffle.]

In the center of the screen, the dark clouds looming over the battlefield were pierced by moonlight.

A Saiyan clad in animal hides looked up at the full moon in the sky above.

Instantly, the Saiyan's face grew even more feroc...

Chapter 34 I Have Two Tails, Which One Do You Want to Touch?

The video continued playing.

The screen showed the crimson Planet Vegeta once more.

A new subtitle appeared at the bottom:

[Planet Vegeta (Planet Tuffle]

Seeing the name in parentheses, the group members in the chat frowned.

‘Did Planet Vegeta have another name?’

"Roar!!!"

The deafening beast roar from the beginning of the video sounded again.

The camera zoomed in rapidly.

In a city with modern architectural style, dozens of giant ape ...

Chapter 33 I'm Afraid Your Blood Will Splash on Me When You Die

After knocking Shinichi out, Ran sprinted all the way out of the school.

Sonoko quickly called their family driver to take the three of them to the Hero Association.

In Suzuki Sonoko's mind, that was the safest place on Planet Terra.

Even though Lott had just smashed it up not long ago.

"Hmm... Where is this?"

Slap!!!

Shinichi groggily opened his eyes.

Before he could even see clearly what was in front of him, he was slapped hard across the face, tumb...

Chapter 32 A Family Should Stay Together

Even in his past life, Lott had never held a favorable opinion of harem protagonists like Tomoya Aki or Komuro Takashi.

Not that he had any issue with harems themselves… what man wouldn't want one?

The key was having the capability to back it up.

Takashi was the quintessential Harem Anime’s protagonist: lacking in both combat prowess and brains.

If it weren't for the fact that the fat guy in their team was simply too unsightly, all those women in the main group wou...

Chapter 31 Even Cell Wouldn't Bother Killing That Kind of Fool

Lott's first day back at school came to a close.

Shinomiya Un’yo, the new chairman of Shuchi'in Academy, received over a dozen resignation letters and hundreds of transfer applications that very night.

It didn't take a genius to figure it out.

These teachers and students wanted to run away.

If they couldn't handle it, couldn't they just avoid it?

"What a bunch of fools."

Was Un’yo's disdainful evaluation.

Faced with a monster capable of destroying...

Chapter 30 If You Don't Make a Move Fast, You Won't Get a Bite of The Hot Stuff

Across who knows how many light-years, Aizen began to teach Saeko the most basic Shinigami swordsmanship.

"Lott-kun, I want to learn too! Tell this scumbag to teach me~"

Chika tugged on Lott's sleeve, shaking it back and forth.

The battle vehicles that even the slim black school uniform couldn't conceal also shook back and forth.

Aizen: ???

‘Who are you calling a scumbag?’

Miku didn't speak, but an uncontrollable look of longing shone in the depths of h...

Chapter 29 Whose Skin is Thicker: Momo or Kin'emon?

Ichigo, who had just returned to normal school life a few days ago, was so angry he cursed.

‘How did this suddenly involve me!?’

‘How could I possibly be capable of stopping Aizen's plans!?’

‘Back in the Soul Society, I and Renji were both instantly defeated by Aizen in a single encounter!’

‘Did this bastard named ‘Lott’ have some grudge against me, deliberately targeting me?’

Meanwhile, in Las Noches, Ichimaru Gin, who also saw the message, b...

Chapter 28 Ichigo: Damn it!

Hearing this word, Chika and Miku's faces showed curiosity.

The Hero Association’s council members observing this scene through the school surveillance cameras practically pressed their faces against the screens.

‘Ki?’

It’s an ability they hadn't heard of.

"Is that... the daughter of the Busujima Dojo Master?"

Takagi Soichiro, who had been exceptionally promoted to a new council member by Prime Minister Fujiwara, recognized Saeko.

He himself had pra...

Chapter 27 She Wouldn't Survive to Chapter Two

Hearing Lott's chilling words, Shizuka was stunned for a second.

Then, she couldn't help but recall Yukino's usual way of speaking.

She shuddered involuntarily.

‘No way!’

‘I absolutely couldn't let these two meet!’

The Hiratsuka Family had generational ties with the Yukinoshita Family.

Both Yukinoshita Haruno and Yukino were her students.

And Shizuka's understanding of Yukino was probably second only to Haruno herself.

To be honest, Yuki...

Chapter 26 Dare to Trash Talk Me? I'll Slap Her Mouth Raw

As Lott walked past Shizuka standing at the podium, if one observed closely, they would notice this teacher, hailed by the entire Shuchi'in Academy’s faculty and students as the [Iron Fist Teacher], was trembling with an almost imperceptible intensity.

Well, that's the normal reaction.

In his previous life, many fanfiction authors had protagonists who were supposedly incredibly powerful, yet were still afraid of Shizuka's fists. Lott really didn't know what those authors were th...

Chapter 25 Back to Class, Back to Learning

The first live stream ended, affecting every planet to varying degrees.

Among them, the response from the Five Elders of the Planet Pirate was arguably the most representative.

That was to prepare escape measures in advance!

The simplest method, of course, was to build spaceships capable of space travel.

Planets possessing this technology included the Planet Pirate and the Planet Samurai where Gintoki lived.

Although after this planet was occupied by the ‘Amant...

Chapter 24 Imu And The Five Elders Plan Their Escape

Planet Ninja.

"Alright, the show's over. Let's prepare for our mission."

Kakashi took a shallow breath and turned to the three youngsters who had recently become his official students.

"D-Do we even need to train anymore?"

Haruno Sakura, not yet fully evolved into the formidable 'Sakura-sama', wore an expression on the verge of tears, looking like she was about to cry.

"No matter how strong we get, we can't possibly match those monsters, right?"

Sakura's cu...

Chapter 23 If He Were From Konoha, You'd Have Ruined Him Long Ago

"Actually, I should have stepped down as Kami when the first King Piccolo died... Goku! You should become the new Kami!"

At the end of the third video, after Piccolo ultimately chose to back down, leaving behind the threat ‘Next time we meet, I will definitely defeat you!’ before flying away, Kami extended an invitation to Goku to become the new god of Earth.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't joke about that! Asking me to stay in a boring place like the Lookout for the rest of my life? I'...

Chapter 22 What Kind of Causality Weapon Is This?

Over ten minutes had passed.

Papaya Island, the venue for the 23rd World Martial Arts Tournament, had been ravaged by the continuous bombardment from Goku and Piccolo.

It was now a scene of devastation, with countless craters large and small.

But what was truly astonishing was that the square fighting ring remained relatively intact!

Even so, a huge crater now marred the left side of the ring.

Piccolo was buried within it, unknown whether dead or alive.

But...

Chapter 21 Shanks, Sesshomaru, And Ouma Shu Shed Tears

"There are no more ingredients left."

A little over an hour later, Saeko, who had lost count of how many times she had gone into the kitchen for ingredients, pursed her pink lips slightly and shrugged at Lott.

The plates on the table in front of him were piled up into several small mountains. Lott patted his stomach, licked the corner of his mouth, and muttered to himself:

"Alright then, 80% full is fine too."

Saeko secretly rolled her eyes.

She couldn't help but...

Chapter 20 Saeko: What Right Does a Weak Man Have to Conquer Me?

The match where Goku and Chi-Chi showered the entire universe with public displays of affection came to an end.

Next up was the fight between the bros, Yamcha and Tien.

This match held absolutely no interest.

So Lott shifted his attention to his chat with Saeko.

"Son Goku's case is typical of a martial arts fanatic. He has an innocent heart regarding interpersonal relationships. And as you probably saw, he has no concept of 'love' whatsoever. Spending your life with a ...

Chapter 19 Steel-Dense Straight Man Goku, Player Lott The Heartbreaker

After hearing Chi-Chi's earth-shattering or rather, universe-shattering declaration that left all the spectators across the cosmos stunned, Goku stared at her with eyes as wide as dinner plates.

"Hmph, so you finally remember."

Chi-Chi pouted and snorted.

But the next second, Goku blinked twice, turned to his dumbfounded best friend Krillin, and asked:

"Krillin, what does ‘marry’ mean? Tell me quick!"

If Chi-Chi's shocking statement had only startled the chat...

Chapter 18 Can't Beat The Saiyan? Marry The Saiyan!

The sunglasses-wearing referee swallowed hard, hesitated for a few seconds, then nodded in understanding.

Although he was also terrified by Goku's background, having witnessed Goku's growth since his first World Martial Arts Tournament, and being one of the few Earthlings who knew he was the hero who defeated King Piccolo, the referee firmly believed Goku would never destroy Earth.

"All registered contestants, please enter the ring according to your numbers!"

However, when t...

Chapter 17 What Strong Person Would Commit Suicide Over Insults?

In his previous life, when Lott watched Dragon Ball, he found Mr. Satan the most annoying character.

Useless and stealing the main cast's credit.

But looking at it now, the existence of this character was truly necessary.

Aside from finally persuading the entire Earth's population to contribute their energy-

Although he stole the main cast's credit, he also perfectly fulfilled the role of a shield.

Someone like Goku, who knew nothing about how society operated be...

Chapter 16 The Significance of Mr. Satan's Existence

"Can't answer? It seems you're here under the Association's orders to assassinate Sensei."

Genos, having mentally filled in the blanks with who-knows-what, raised his hand again, ready to fire an Incinerate blast at Saeko's forehead.

"Stop, Genos."

Just as the heat began to glow in Genos's palm, Lott spoke up to stop him:

"She's just here to cook for us. No need to be so aggressive."

With that, Lott glanced at Saeko, "Right, Saeko-senpai~"

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Chapter 15 Lott to Saeko is Like Aizen to Momo

City A, Hero Association’s Headquarters.

"Ahem... Prime Minister Fujiwara, what should we do now?"

The three remaining core council members looked at each other. Finally, Suzuki Shiro, the only surviving head of the Four Great Conglomerates, spoke up first.

Putting aside the heroes who died in the recent battle, only three administrative members of the Hero Association remained.

Even though Shiro's wealth can be said to be endless, faced with the current situation, h...

Chapter 14 Lott: Look, He Even Has to Thank Us

When high school girls of similar age like Erina, Alice, Kaguya, and others heard Gan'an’s final question before his death, their eyes went wide.

Even Shijo Miko, the heir of the Shijo Family, a branch family of the Shinomiya Family, couldn't stay calm.

Although she was just from a branch family, if Lott really wanted to exterminate them from the root, she could definitely be counted in.

"Young Mistress! We need to leave!"

Hayasaka, who had just been stopping Kaguya ...

Chapter 13 Gan'an Question

It has to be said that Azami’s intelligence was a bit higher than Gozaburo's.

He wasn't begging Genos for mercy, but Lott.

Although Genos was the one carrying out the executions, anyone with a bit of brain could see that Lott was the one holding the power of life and death!

Hearing Azami’s offer to trade his daughter and niece for his life-

Erina and Alice, both students of Totsuki Academy, felt their eyes nearly pop out of their sockets.

‘How utterly shame...

Chapter 12 How Could Someone With Power Lack Women or Money?

"And during the meeting, this guy here was the most vocal."

Genos pointed at Oko, his black eyes and golden pupils flashing with intense disgust.

Then, he glanced at Gan'an and added:

"This one didn't explicitly state his position, but I believe his son's actions represent his stance, so I brought him along too."

"Father! B-Brother!"

In the shelter, Kaguya turned deathly pale and instinctively tried to rush to the scene.

Luckily, Hayasaka Ai, disguised as a...