Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.
Also don't forget about tomorrow's open mic for our next episode.
https://discord.gg/fQKQY2cz?event=1172274865856839840
tomorrow (16th) at 9pm EST
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2023-11-15 16:40:33 +0000 UTC View PostJoin the discord (https://discord.gg/GzcaRXTw?event=1172274865856839840) and chill in the PATRON LOUNGE on 11/16 at 9pm Eastern to talk to us for quick lil interviews we're doing with the patrons. You'll be dragged from the room like one of those aliens in the claw machine in Toy Story and brought into the room above where you will get screamed at by Me, Pooberton, and BryBry
Things we're interested in: honestly anyth...
2023-11-09 20:26:38 +0000 UTC View Post
ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions.
way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay?
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2023-10-30 21:22:24 +0000 UTC View Post
back from our trip. absolute blast. social batteries drained.
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2023-10-27 14:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post
this episode has a lot of serious topics covered: Where did the opium dens go? How do we refine ether from engine starting fluid? We must figure these out so we can return america back to its former glory.
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2023-10-16 21:41:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys we do some joking and what some might consider harsh ribbing towards Jeff Dunham this episode but let me be clear: it's only because we are huge carrot top fans.
Everyone knows that once you start watching standup you gotta pick a camp: Jeffy D or Carrot Top. Thems the rules. We chose Carrot Top. He's shredded, he's got great hair, he's got props. He's a fucking triple threat. Jeff has got nothing but dolls for him to channel racist comedy through. It sickens me to my core. H...
2023-09-30 23:42:17 +0000 UTC View Post
last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk.
this episode we forgot to even invite him.
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2023-09-22 21:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.
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2023-09-14 16:22:21 +0000 UTC View Post
we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned shitholes.
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there is a lot of public bathroom toilet paper etiquette discussed on this one.
do you guys lay down the poop hammock? do you cover the seat with the three strands of tp before sitting? or do you just rawdog the toilet seat with your bare ass like god intended. lemme know in the comments and hit that subscriber bell and like and reshare and post on X
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We got our boy Charborg back for another one.
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2023-08-17 14:45:22 +0000 UTC View Post
hello fellers
we made it
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2023-07-30 17:52:58 +0000 UTC View Post
hell yes.
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2023-07-18 13:31:05 +0000 UTC View Post
we are stoked for oppenheimer.
and barbie.
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2023-07-12 19:07:04 +0000 UTC View Post
what a little giggle fest we had here.
just good vibes and good giggles.
but this time without a slip up.
sorry we had to reupload, there was a little whoopsie left in there.
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2023-06-30 21:27:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.
We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire
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2023-06-20 18:22:24 +0000 UTC View Post
My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion.
And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.
what have we become.
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2023-06-12 18:18:21 +0000 UTC View Post
4 hours my guy. Jesus.
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2023-05-30 18:22:37 +0000 UTC View Post
decided to have aqua back because we love aqua
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2023-05-24 16:28:53 +0000 UTC View Post
to the women that can orgasm by getting their feet fucked, go ahead and hit us up in the dms.
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2023-05-15 17:06:59 +0000 UTC View Post
even if you don't listen to the entire episode at least skip an hour in to hear about Poob's transformation into a suburban dad lawn care aficionado
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2023-04-29 19:18:19 +0000 UTC View Post
wendigoon breaks down some of the most badass bible moments like when they used the wrong plates and god told them they were all gonna fucking die because those were the wrong plates
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2023-04-24 17:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
we've been on a nice hotstreak with good guests, which i wanted to keep up, but couldn't find someone before leaving for Creator Clash.
I got some targets lined up for once we get back.
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2023-04-11 17:40:44 +0000 UTC View Post
trying to incorporate more guests this year.
any you guys wanna see again? maybe stimpee or another old guest?
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2023-03-28 21:09:35 +0000 UTC View Post
PATRONNSSSSS ASSSSSSSEMBLE
I know we did the classic "wait till the end of the month to post" shenanigans but i can assure you we had every intention to get our next guest episode out last week. The guest just got sick n stuff so we recorded it last night (3/23) and it turned out really well. So keep your eyes peeled in the next couple days for the next public ep.
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2023-03-24 14:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Sam and Sam found the perfect replacement for Bryan: Sam. So Sam has been up to some crazy stuff and Sam and Sam want to figure out what that is. So buckle up and stay tuned for crazy takes from Sam, insane antics from Sam, and wild accusations and conjecture from Sam. Featuring: Sam.
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2023-03-10 15:47:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-02-27 22:22:09 +0000 UTC View Post
holy shit there's only 5 days until the end of the month CAN WE DO IT?
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2023-02-23 22:24:18 +0000 UTC View Post
okay so this is totally not another 2 hour podcast about cum
and thats not the intellectual property of Cartoon Network in the thumbnail as Ed typically eats 1 jawbreaker at a time and the character depicted in the thumbnail has TWO jawbreakers in his mouth.
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2023-02-13 21:51:54 +0000 UTC View Post
poob needs to make some goddamn eye contact. eye contact is a sign of strength and predatory instinct. im starting to think poob isn't a predator like me and bryan.
wait.
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2023-01-31 15:24:23 +0000 UTC View Post