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Daily Updates (06/12/24)

Stories:

Prof. Umbridge:

• Tier 1: Chapter 42

• Tier 2: Chapter 47

Castling the Long Way:

• Tier 1: Chapter 21<...

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Bastardborn (Sneak Peek)

Fandom: Asoiaf x Skyrim (minor crossover)

Original: Бастардорождённый by DBorn

Status: Hiatus (70 chapters)

Rating: NSFW, harem

Synopsis: The Dragonborn—one of Nirn's greatest and most powerful heroes—finds himself in the body of a certain infamous bastard. Does he have a purpose in this new world, or is it just another of the gods' cruel jokes? Eith...

Harry Potter and the Right Teacher (Sneak Peek)

Fandom: Harry Potter X Elder Scrolls Morrowind (minor crossover)

Original: "Гарри Поттер и Правильный Учитель" by Саггаро Гиерри

Status: Ongoing (36 chapters; 1 ch/week)

Synopsis: Hogwarts has eternal problems with teachers. Sometimes they are possessed by ghosts, sometimes they are completely unfit for the job, sometimes the...

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 23

There’s this weird feeling gnawing at me, like something’s missing, but I can’t quite figure out what. Everything seems normal. The place still smells like Uzumaki territory. Naruto’s hair has that familiar herbal shampoo scent. He’s been healthy for a while now and back to attending the Academy. I can even catch a lingering whiff of Sasuke—he dropped by yesterday. There’s the everyday mix of ink, paper, the leather bag tossed in the corner, and the faint tang of kunai metal fro...

[Prof Umbridge] Chapter 47

Marina Nikolaevna really didn’t like sleeping naked. Not because she thought it was improper, but simply because it wasn’t very pleasant. Especially when, early in the morning, a hefty cat would prance across her bare back, and if she moved, it would dig in with all its claws to stay balanced! And in the winter, it was downright uncomfortable…

She also didn’t like sharing a bed with someone else. As a child and young adult, she had been forced to share a couch with her cousin, b...

[Castling the Long Way] Chapter 27

This summer had been far too ordinary. I only spent two weeks with Luna, and even that felt rushed. She barely had time for me—her dad had roped her into planning an expedition that was set to leave in early July, and they wouldn’t be back until just a week before the new school year started. I was gutted, to say the least.

"Dad’s friend, Mr. Carlo, wrote to us," Luna explained one day, showing me a sketch of a massive beast in her scrapbook. It looked like a cross between a rhino...

Daily Updates (05/12/24)

Demons of Night City:

• Tier 1: Chapter 44

• Tier 2: Chapter 49

Elden Ring: My Ending

• Tier 1: Chapter 11

• Tier 2: 2024-12-05 18:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post

[Demons of NC] Chapter 49

David Interlude

After Susan Abernathy’s body splattered across the rain-soaked asphalt, David Martinez got his first day off in three and a half weeks. Under the same relentless rain, he stepped out of the Union Street skyscraper and wandered aimlessly into the night.

The synthetic fabric of his gray-steel hoodie, something he’d thrown on after work, was quickly soaked through. Droplets trickled down his neck, sliding down his back to his waist. But David didn’t even try t...

[Life is Good] Chapter 16

[My Ending] Chapter 16

Rya had expected a lot of things—mockery, suspicion from the man, maybe even another attempt to rob or kill her! Well, maybe not expected, but…

In any case, she could never have imagined in even the strangest dream that the madman would make her catch crabs.

By sheer luck, the waters of the Lake of Liurnia were teeming with crabs and crawfish from tiny ones to absurdly massive specimens, and catching them wasn’t a problem. The problem lay elsewhere.

The proble...

Daily Updates (04/12/24)

Mad Tiger

• Tier 1: Chapter 17

• Tier 2: Chapter 22

Prof Umbridge

• Tier 1: Chapter 41

• Tier 2: 2024-12-04 20:33:13 +0000 UTC View Post

[Castling the Long Way] Chapter 25

It was odd—I’d thought the Headmaster’s office was in one of the towers. But the path led me to the fifth floor, far from the Restricted Section, to the right of the main staircase, and around a corner. There stood a gargoyle statue, life-sized, carved from stone.

“Sherbet lemons,” I said, staring into its blank stone eyes.

“Proceed,” the statue rasped, shifting aside to reveal a hidden alcove and a spiraling staircase. The moment I stepped onto the first step, it be...

[Prof Umbridge] Chapter 46

The Headmaster laid on the hospital bed, looking nothing like himself—and it wasn’t just the absence of his right arm.

“What do you think, Severus?” Ingebjorg asked as they entered, firmly waving off Madam Pomfrey. “Hold off on your potions, Poppy. Go tend to the Aurors instead—they need them more!”

“She’s right, Madam Pomfrey,” added Marina Nikolaevna. “There are wounded out there. Take care of them; there’s nothing you can do here!”

The healer nod...

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 22

“Hey, Ton-Ton, why are you such a munchkin?” I asked my new buddy.

Naruto had been out of it for two days straight, and Tsunade and Shizune kept showing up like clockwork—five or six times a day—with medicine, thermometers, and even an IV drip for the little Uzumaki. Eventually, they just left Ton-Ton here with me. I guess so I wouldn’t get bored. Or to save themselves the hassle of hauling the pig back and forth.

“What do you mean by ‘munchkin?’” Ton-Ton squinte...

Daily Updates (03/12/24)

Announcements:

• New tier: Single Fic (+10 chapters) more on that later

• Added "Life is Good" advance chapters (+5/+10)

• Scheduling news

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Stories:

• Demons of Night City:

  • Tier 1: Chapter 48

  • Tier 2:2024-12-03 22:16:02 +0000 UTC View Post

[Life is Good] Chapters 1-15 (Tier 2)

The first pdf has all the chapters together in one file.

[My Ending] Chapter 15

Thops found himself standing with his hands raised towards the Sun. No, not the Sun. The Sun. He didn’t remember exactly when he had raised his hands. Was at the start of the battle? Or maybe closer to its end?

It didn’t matter. What mattered was the warm light that now illuminated the untalented sorcerer. Invisible to those who had never glimpsed the Sun, but visible to those who had been shown the way.

Konstantin stood atop the fallen dragon’s corpse, its ...

[Demons of NC] Chapter 48

Three days after my talk with So Mi, everything was ready for the mission.

The city still hadn’t settled down after our big mess. Business District was crawling with beefed-up police checkpoints, and Arasaka snipers had claimed the rooftops on Union Street. All this fuss because of you, Susan. If I do end up taking out Abernathy, I’ll save Arasaka a fortune on security. Might as well ask for a bonus.

Late in the evening, Becca and I headed to the site for my long dive. I broug...

Daily Updates (02/12/24)

Prof Umbridge:

• Tier 1: Chapter 40

• Tier 2: Chapter 45

[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 45

The castle was already adorned with giant pumpkins, grown in abundance by Hagrid (with some "help" from students serving detention). Bats fluttered everywhere, their wings stirring the candle flames in the Great Hall.

Tension was mounting.

The crimson robes of Aurors patrolling the castle shone ominously, an icy fear lingered in Malfoy’s eyes as he prepared to send the signal to the Death Eaters. Snape looked as if staring out from a deep, dark well, and no one felt inclined to ...

Daily Updates (01/12/24)

Stories:

Mad Tiger:

• Tier 1: Chapter 16

• Tier 2 (now T2 has +10 across all stories):

  • Chapter 17

  • Chapter 18

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    2024-12-02 00:21:44 +0000 UTC View Post

[Demons of NC] Chapter 47

That night, Ariq Iqbal and the other news anchors didn’t answer the burning question: did the high-ranking corpo exec survive? I found out the next morning at El Coyote Cojo. Jackie had been bugging me to come by, and I figured it was time to clear my head. I hadn’t slept much, thoughts of our future keeping me awake. Bad omens kept gnawing at me, clawing at my mind. A stiff drink seemed like the only solution.

Jackie Wells, usually the life of the party, looked like he’d swallowe...

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 21

In my head, the iconic spaghetti western music started playing. You know, the one where two cowboys face off on a dusty street at high noon. All I was missing was boots, the belt with a buckle, a Chuck Norris cowboy hat, and a Colt revolver clenched between my teeth. Or maybe a sword? Nah, the Colt’s cooler.

My opponent’s beady little pig eyes narrowed as he squared up.

“Well, well, we meet at last, Elusive Joe,” I said dramatically. The role of a sheriff protecting the to...

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 20

This is a catastrophe!

An absolute disaster! A nightmare wrapped in a horror show!

I can’t take it anymore! I’m going to lose it! Meoooooowww!!! They’re torturing me! How much longer can this go on?! I can’t remember such chaos!

This never happened before! Never! NEVER!

Am I supposed to just pace back and forth now? Seriously, who do I even ask about this? Might as well move back to the palace! But how?!

It’s been raining for a week. Not just rain—oh ...

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 19

The Hokage’s office wasn’t half bad—kinda cozy, actually. Big desk, piles of papers and scrolls stacked so high they practically made a nest.

"Tora-chan, are you sprawled out on the reports again?" Kushina-san’s hand started tugging a paper out from under me. I lazily batted at her hand with a paw, playing it cool.

Since I’d been temporarily promoted to "Godaime’s Cat," I figured I should live up to the title a little. For the past week, I’d been doing just that. Dur...

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 18

It’s weird. In this strange “suspended consciousness” state, life suddenly became so clear and vivid. It was like someone hit rewind on my memories, and I got swept away, completely zoning out from what was happening outside as I relived past events in bright, startling detail. The anime world I’d landed in unfolded like a highlight reel—scenes, stories, characters I never even tried to remember. And just like that, Ino’s last name came to me: Yamanaka. Clan of the mind ninjas. 2024-12-01 23:14:17 +0000 UTC View Post

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 17

"Ah, there you are, Tora-san!" Naruto greeted me like I was his long-lost brother. I jumped up onto his skinny knees.

…Okay, not the best fit—one of my paws was dangling off—but hey, the kid deserved some love. Around him, his friends were sprawled out on the park bench in the Academy’s little playground.

“He looks full,” Shikamaru commented lazily, giving me a glance. “Must’ve found food somewhere.”

“Maybe he’s been sneaking into my house,” Kiba mutt...

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 16

It felt like the local Ichiraku Ramen spot was straight out of a spy movie—the ubiquitous sketchy diner where undercover agents exchange intel in plain sight. Seriously! A full-on ninja ramen shop. People come in, share “harmless” chit-chat, and old man Teuchi—if that’s even his real name—probably sends it all up the chain. I’ve overheard at least three versions of my own “legend” while I was pilfering, I mean, "reclaiming" the meat.

Perched on a tree branch with my lo...

Daily Updates (30/11/24) & Annoucement

Announcements:

• New update system and other news

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Stories:

Demons of Night City

• Tier 1: Chapter 42

• Tier 2: 2024-11-30 22:04:47 +0000 UTC View Post

[My Ending] Chapter 14

Patches was a notorious rogue (though others call him bandit). Perhaps not as infamous as he would have liked, but still, many in the Lands Between had heard of him.

Failure, fool, laughingstock, disgrace of all the Tarnished...

The humor of the Lands Between inhabitants was, for obvious reasons, dubious at best. While Patches did occasionally cause trouble, if he crossed paths with someone strong enough—like a random wandering Tarnished—his name alone often got him off the ho...