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UNEDITED REACTION: The Life Of A Showgirl – Taylor Swift

HERE IT IS!!!!! I had a lot to say...

...and just fyi, yes, I realize I misinterpreted Father Figure & I am now aware of its true meaning. Pls don't do "WELL AKSHUALLY!!!" in the comments x

I would also like to remind everyone that this is a reaction, not a review. These are my instinctive responses to the songs I heard. They are not well-thought-through opinions. I may do a little Patreon space in an hour or so to discuss the #process of making this one because it was definit...

What is the Swiftologist TLOAS diva?

My reaction is FILMED and is now being edited. Let me be mysterious and say nothing. Which song is my diva? Let's see how well you REALLY know me...

In The Twilight Between The Last Era And A New One...

I like to reflect on what we’re moving beyond. what leaps to mind initially when I think of tortured poets (what it meant to taylor as an artist, to us as her fans) is the pre-release lyric drop that gagged me in the best possible way: am I allowed to cry? 

tortured poets was a unique exercise for taylor swift, the songwriter. it was an exorcism of sorts. she emptied the darkest corners of her psyche: jealousy, bitterness, self-pity, delusions, desperation. there is something alm...

Recorded Live: Ranking The Variants & Chatting Pre SHOWGIRL!

ENJOY!!! Taylor ranking & then general gossiping. PLEASE remember this Patreon is LEAK AND SPOILER FREE <3

SWIFTOLOGIST LIVESTREAM ON PATREON WEDNESDAY 11 PM EST!

I'll be ranking the album variants and talking nonsense...see you soon! If you can't make it don't worry it'll be available to watch back on demand whenever you like. We're working on EOAS live from London, please hold x

THIS IS A SPOILER FREE ZONE. IF YOU VIOLATE THAT, EXPECT A BLOCK!

I don’t know how many times we have to say this, in videos, in posts, on the discord etc but DO NOT SHARE, POST, or DISCUSS anything that has been leaked from the lyric booklet or anything else. You’re ruining it for everyone and we are so serious about naming, shaming, and blocking. You’ve been warned ENOUGH!

The Last Kiki Lounge Before Showgirl

We haven't spoken in real-time in a while, so you KNOW we're going all the way off. If you're new here, Kiki Lounge is a regular segment behind the paywall where we give our unfiltered thoughts on any and everything. It can be Taylor-related, pop culture chatter, or what's going on in our lives. Today you get a little bit of everything! We made it to release week!

The Last Kiki Lounge Before Showgirl

We haven't spoken in real-time in a while, so you KNOW we're going all the way off. If you're new here, Kiki Lounge is a regular segment behind the paywall where we give our unfiltered thoughts on any and everything. It can be Taylor-related, pop culture chatter, or what's going on in our lives. Today you get a little bit of everything! We made it to release week!

REACTION: Zara Larsson – Midnight Sun, Tate McRae x Kid Laroi

This was definitely an experience...

Can we please stop trying to make Zara Larsson happen. Thank you !!!! COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE !!!!

VOTE FOR NEW MUSIC REACTIONS!

Hey guys...it's Zack...I'm back in Dublin for a few days, then I'm heading to Singapore, where I will surely be SHOWGIRLING for the foreseeable future. Even in the last two weeks, there's been a LOT of new music I haven't had the chance to react to yet. I definitely won't be able to get through everything that has come out lately immediately, but I want to start working through the backlog.

Saving it for just albums rn, not singles/songs. These reactions will NOT be going on YouTube, t...

Life of a Showgirl Track Lengths REVEALED......

One of my FAVORITE parts of release week is finally finding out just how long all of these songs are and perhaps most importantly...which ones are explicit...

(Uncensored Video) Every Taylor Swift SHOWGIRL Moment You Missed 😱

Taylor Swift has always been a showgirl: the sequins, the chaos, the sheer commitment to keeping the curtain up even when it should probably come down. This week on EOAS we’re counting down the moments that prove it, from chipped teeth on the Red Tour, ripped heels on the Eras stage, and powering through with a bloody hand, to the cursed Super Saturday Night and F1 concerts (cancel her more often, she’s never been cuntier), the Nicki Minaj VMA olive branch, the girl squad hard la...

(Ad-Free) Every Taylor Swift SHOWGIRL Moment You Missed 😱

Taylor Swift has always been a showgirl: the sequins, the chaos, the sheer commitment to keeping the curtain up even when it should probably come down. This week on Evolution of a Snake we’re counting down the moments that prove it, from chipped teeth on the Red Tour, ripped heels on the Eras stage, and powering through with a bloody hand, to the cursed Super Saturday Night and F1 concerts (cancel her more often, she’s never been cuntier), the Nicki Minaj VMA olive branch, the gi...

Ranking Taylor's Album Covers

What kills me is more often than not, Taylor's covers BECOME iconic, but they don't always START OUT as being iconic...ahead of Showgirl, considering all the disagreements concerning her cover ijbol, I thought it would be a perfect time to rank them all!!!

REACTION: Jade – That's Showbiz, Baby!

10 Things We Can't Live Without

Welcome back to another Spotify Studios special...this week, we're taking a suggestion from the Patreon: here's our version of the GQ things you can't live without series on YouTube. Enjoy!

THE VIDEO IS TAKING FOREVER TO PROCESS ON PATREON....it's literally exported and uploaded but idk why they're taking forever to process. Stay tuned!

10 Things We Can't Live Without

Welcome back to another Spotify Studios special...this week, we're taking a suggestion from the Patreon: here's our version of the GQ things you can't live without series on YouTube. Enjoy!

(Uncensored Video) The Secret Soundtrack to Taylor’s SHOWGIRL Era 🤫 *PREDICTIONS*

What does a showgirl sound like? In this episode, we build the secret soundtrack to Taylor Swift’s upcoming Life of a Showgirl era. From deep cuts in her own discography to songs by other pop stars, we map out the moods, references, and sonic breadcrumbs that could shape the album. Is it cabaret? Disco? Vegas camp? All of the above? Join us as we predict the drama, the glitter, and the heartbreak of Taylor’s most theatrical reinvention yet.

(Ad-Free) The Secret Soundtrack to Taylor’s SHOWGIRL Era 🤫 *PREDICTIONS*

What does a showgirl sound like? In this episode, we build the secret soundtrack to Taylor Swift’s upcoming Life of a Showgirl era. From deep cuts in her own discography to songs by other pop stars, we map out the moods, references, and sonic breadcrumbs that could shape the album. Is it cabaret? Disco? Vegas camp? All of the above? Join us as we predict the drama, the glitter, and the heartbreak of Taylor’s most theatrical reinvention yet.

THE LIZARD REVIEW : The Lizard's Favorite Britney Spears Songs

Because I know there's LOTS of Britney fans on the patreon....here's a little taste of what goes on over on The Lizard Review!!

Roasting A Man's Top 20 Taylor Swift Songs

In today's episode, we are roasting a man as we should. Enjoy!

Roasting A Man's Top 20 Taylor Swift Songs

Welcome back to your Kiki Lounge. In today's episode, we are roasting a man as we should. Enjoy!

Why Taylor Swift Will NEVER Do Secret Sessions Again

UPDATE: there was an editing mishap that I can’t fix because I’m in Stockholm for this weekend & taking some time off. The YouTube upload will be delayed while it gets fixed, but that version won’t have the weird audio problem here. Sorry guys, please bear with!

Taylor Swift once invited fans into her actual homes to hear her albums before release — cookies baked by Taylor, Polaroids with her cats, holding her GRAMMYs. Secret Sessions were peak Swiftie lore...

Why Taylor Swift Will NEVER Do Secret Sessions Again 😲 TayRewid

Taylor Swift once invited fans into her actual homes to hear her albums before release — cookies baked by Taylor, Polaroids with her cats, holding her GRAMMYs. Secret Sessions were peak Swiftie lore. But after the chaos of Lover — leaks, drama, clogged toilets, and unhinged fan behavior — the sessions disappeared for good.

In this episode, we revisit the rise and fall of Secret Sessions, from Tumblr-era stalking to the insanity of the Lover house party, and expla...

TAYREWIND: Why Taylor Swift Will NEVER Do Secret Sessions Again

Taylor Swift once invited fans into her actual homes to hear her albums before release — cookies baked by Taylor, Polaroids with her cats, holding her GRAMMYs. Secret Sessions were peak Swiftie lore. But after the chaos of Lover — leaks, drama, clogged toilets, and unhinged fan behavior — the sessions disappeared for good.

In this episode of TayRewind, we revisit the rise and fall of Secret Sessions, from Tumblr-era stalking to the insanity of the Lover house par...

The One Where We Met Addison Rae

A recap of our Dublin & Amsterdam adventures. Video coming soon! Enjoy!

The One Where We Met Addison Rae

A recap of our Dublin & Amsterdam adventures. Video coming soon! Enjoy!

The Lizard Review : Man's Best Friend Reaction

Recorded this the day it came out, and have not listened to it (not even a single song) since. Bear in mind this is a REACTION, and not a review - I definitely need to take some time to relisten to it at some point (with a different cover in my face IJBOL) and percolate on the actual music.

I love Sabrina!!! But I'd also like to have a little chat with her ass.....LMFAO

KIKI LOUNGE DELAY

Hi divas…some things have transpired…meeting Addison Rae and seeing her show in Amsterdam MENTIONED!!!

We know you guys wanna hear about it and we will be in Spotify studios to record Kiki Lounge on Monday, which also happens to be the day of the London show.

I won’t have time to edit it for Monday, so please bear with and anticipate the ki of a lifetime on Tuesday or Wednesday!!

Thanks for understanding 🫶🏻♥️

BLEACHELLA: The Life Of The Original Showgirl

What happens when Taylor Swift trades in the bow gowns and crop tops for chokers, combat boots, and a peroxide bob? You get Bleachella—the messy, chaotic, and unforgettable era where Taylor was less America’s sweetheart and more… the original showgirl. From Anna Wintour’s makeover experiment to Coachella antics, Calvin drama, Hiddleswift PDA, and a Met Gala look that had the fashion world divided, we chart the rise and spectacular crash of Taylor’s bleached-out reinvention. Was it c...