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Reacting To My Folklore Reaction

Everyone say happy birthday, Swiftologist!!!

I cannot believe it has been FIVE YEARS since I started doing this. As I mentioned at the beginning of this reaction...this is not a dream job, it’s better. I couldn’t have even imagined this. Eternally grateful to all of you for making it happen.

I would love to hear from you guys in the comments for my research purposes.

  1. What was the first Swiftologist video you encountered?

  2. Which one made you want...

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New Music Friday: Audrey Hobert, Kim Petras, CMAT, Lola Young, JLo, sombr, Sam Smith, The Kid Laroi, The Last Dinner Party, Marren Morris, Maggie Lindemann

I sure had a lot to say for someone who started this video saying there's nothing to talk about...

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(Ad-Free) Sister Songs: If He’s Cold, Distant, and British...Taylor Swift Is Sold!

He’s cold. He’s distant. He’s British. And unfortunately…Taylor Swift is obsessed. This week on Sister Songs, we dive into False God, Peace, Hoax, and So Long, London—a saga of red flags, blind faith, and emotionally unavailable men. Taylor takes us on a journey through delusion, martyrdom, and the worst kind of intimacy: insecure. Grab the wine, make your confession, and get ready to talk shit with your friends (finally).

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(Uncensored Video) Sister Songs: If He’s Cold, Distant, and British...Taylor Swift Is Sold!

He’s cold. He’s distant. He’s British. And unfortunately…Taylor Swift is obsessed. This week on Sister Songs, we dive into False God, Peace, Hoax, and So Long, London—a saga of red flags, blind faith, and emotionally unavailable men. Taylor takes us on a journey through delusion, martyrdom, and the worst kind of intimacy: insecure. Grab the wine, make your confession, and get ready to talk shit with your friends (finally).

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REACTION: Miley Cyrus – Something Beautiful

Idk why this is so late it just kept getting pushed back, but it's been filmed forever klsdjnflkjnd HERE YOU GO !!!

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☎️ Phone a Snake: Life's No Fun Through Clear Waters

Welcome back to SNAGONY AUNT! The paywalled version of Phone a Snake, where we answer private dilemmas from our Besties & Besties Lite. We haven't done one of these in a while, and you guys definitely provided us with some juicy material. Next month's Phone a Snake will likely be unpopular opinions...but if you have any themes you'd like us to consider instead, let us know x

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☎️ Phone a Snake: Life's No Fun Through Clear Waters

Welcome back to SNAGONY AUNT! The paywalled version of Phone a Snake, where we answer private dilemmas from our Besties & Besties Lite.

We haven't done one of these in a while, and you guys provided us with some juicy material. Next month's Phone a Snake will likely be unpopular opinions...but if you have any themes you'd like us to consider instead, let us know x

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FULL UNEDITED INTERVIEW: ADÉLA x Swiftologist

PLEASE welcome the very first interview guest on Swiftologist, the incomparable ADÉLA!!! I'm so excited to share this with all of you. Ever since pivoting from full-time journalism to content creation, I've missed the art of interviewing a compelling person. I hope you'll feel as inspired by her as I was, and make sure to check out the full video essay I made featuring snippets of our conversation <3

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A Dispatch From "The Other Side..." (The Lizard Review) : Reading Taylor and Travis Headlines

Now the gagggg is that this was meant to be a public episode for TLR on Spotify and whathaveyou, but I decided it was a little tooo chaotic and a little bit more messy and candid than I normally like my public episodes to be. So I said well let's just give it to the people who will get it the most....

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(Uncensored Video) 🎪TayRewind: Taylor Swift’s Kennedy Era

Before Bleachella and Roman Holiday, there was Hyannis Port. In this episode, we revisit the summer of 2012, when Taylor Swift was deep in her Kennedy obsession and dating Conor Kennedy. From buying a house next to the compound to writing fan fiction about Ethel Kennedy, we unpack how this whirlwind romance shaped the Red era, her American royalty fantasy, and the myth-making that followed. Was it love? PR? Or just a brief chapter in her quest to become part of a dynasty?

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(Ad-Free) 🎪TayRewind: Taylor Swift’s Kennedy Era

Before Bleachella and Roman Holiday, there was Hyannis Port. In this episode, we revisit the summer of 2012, when Taylor Swift was deep in her Kennedy obsession and dating Conor Kennedy. From buying a house next to the compound to writing fan fiction about Ethel Kennedy, we unpack how this whirlwind romance shaped the Red era, her American royalty fantasy, and the myth-making that followed. Was it love? PR? Or just a brief chapter in her quest to become part of a dynasty?

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Fuck Me Bette Davis Eyes

Welcome back to your KIKI LOUNGE!! We've bumped the paywalled Phone a Snake (which is about life advice) because we recorded this, and figured that by next week, some of these topics would seem out of date. On the agenda: Jojo Siwa's cover, Swiftologist's recent Ethel Cain discovery, Lana Del Rey's stadium tour, and more Sneras Tour reflections From The Vault. Enjoy!

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Fuck Me Bette Davis Eyes

Welcome back to your KIKI LOUNGE!! We've bumped the paywalled Phone a Snake (which is about life advice) because we recorded this, and figured that by next week, some of these topics would seem out of date. On the agenda: Jojo Siwa's cover, Swiftologist's recent Ethel Cain discovery, Lana Del Rey's stadium tour, and more Sneras Tour reflections From The Vault. Enjoy!

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New Music Friday: BLACKPINK, Conan Grey, Adela, Sugababes, Jojo Siwa, Frankie & Ariana Grande

Welcome back to NMF!! We are going to be uploading more stuff exclusively for the snakeologist deluxe & above tiers, so enjoyyyy

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UNEDITED REACTION: SWAG – Justin Bieber

Greetings loved ones....let's take a journey....

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Besties Exclusive : Trying Indie Makeup Brands!!

People are always asking for more makeup videos, so here you go!!! I am thinking about ordering from this brand I've been seeing on socials for YEARS but have always avoided because it seemed like form over substance (their packaging is really beautiful so it seems like a scam to me oddly LMFAO) buttt if people like this video I could be inclined to order it and do another one for next month!!

Let me know if you like it and wanna see more, or suggestions for other kinds of fun content ...

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(Uncensored & Ad-Free Video) TS12 Theories: Lover Act II? Country Return? Tayvis Era?

In this episode of Phone a Snake, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of TS12. Is Taylor Swift about to unleash Lover Act II? Return to her country roots? Drop a glitter-soaked Travis Kelce concept album? Or burn it all down and start from scratch? We asked you, our beloved snakes, for your boldest theories, hopes, and predictions — and you delivered.

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(Ad-Free) TS12 Theories: Lover Act II? Country Return? Tayvis Era?

In this episode of Phone a Snake, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of TS12. Is Taylor Swift about to unleash Lover Act II? Return to her country roots? Drop a glitter-soaked Travis Kelce concept album? Or burn it all down and start from scratch? We asked you, our beloved snakes, for your boldest theories, hopes, and predictions — and you delivered.

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Patreon Sneras Presale is NOW!

Go get 'em divas...especially those meet and greets. We are running extremely low on those for London! Your code is "sneras4ever" <3

LONDON M&G IS NOW SOLD OUT

CLICK HERE FOR DUBLIN TICKETS

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Dublin and London....Welcome To The Sneras Tour!

Divas, it's happening!!

Patreon presale will take place at 10 AM GMT on July 10th (tomorrow).

To the right of the page, you'll see a white box with the on-sale date & two buttons: remind me and details. Click details and enter your access code at 10 AM to get your presale tix.

Head to the Eventbrite page for your show and enter the access code: sneras4ever.

M&G's are of course, first come first serve.

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REACTION: Marina – Princess of Power

There really aren't words to describe what I experienced while listening to this....shock, horror, amazement, repulsion, I mean you name it I went through it....

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Sabrina Carpenter Is Not A Virgin

We are back with a topical Kiki Lounge. In today's episode: our differing takes on the latest from Lorde, a reassesment of our positions on Sabrina Carpenter's album cover, Olivia Rodrigo's Glastonbury coup, and the continual floppage of Lana Can't Perform In A Stadium Del Rey. Enjoy!

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Sabrina Carpenter Is Not A Virgin

We are back with a topical Kiki Lounge. In today's episode: our differing takes on the latest from Lorde, a reassesment of our positions on Sabrina Carpenter's album cover, Olivia Rodrigo's Glastonbury coup, and the continual floppage of Lana Can't Perform In A Stadium Del Rey. Enjoy!

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Reaction to Kesha's Period : FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!

The MOST important thing about Kesha's new record is that it's the first record she's been able to put out where she is fully FREE from her recording contract with Dr Puke. She's released it independently after years of not being sure if anyone was ever going to care about her by the time she finally got to this point....WELL, I CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KESHANIMAL FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TONIGHT WE'RE GOING HARD HARD HARD HA HA HA HARDDD

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Besties Exclusive: my collection of smell-goods

Bestinas, here's your extra dispatch for this months! A walk down memory lane as I tour you through my fragrance collection & tell you some personal stories about what they've meant to me in my life. Idea stolen from diva, Ethel Cain. Let me know if you enjoyed this kind soft-spoken, ASMR esque style <3

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REACTION: Kesha – .

Well, well, well...a quick visit to Keshanimal Territory. What did you guys think of this?!

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(Uncensored & Ad-Free) The 2025 Mid-Year Taylor Swift Style Report

We’re halfway through 2025, and Taylor Swift’s street style has already taken us on a journey. In this episode, we break down her most viral looks—good, bad, and deeply confusing—and ask: is this high fashion, hidden messaging, or just the world’s most famous woman having a little outfit-based meltdown?

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(Ad-Free) The 2025 Mid-Year Taylor Swift Style Report

We’re halfway through 2025, and Taylor Swift’s street style has already taken us on a journey. In this episode, we break down her most viral looks—good, bad, and deeply confusing—and ask: is this high fashion, hidden messaging, or just the world’s most famous woman having a little outfit-based meltdown?

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BESTIES ONLY PHONE A SNAKE VOICE MAILS

Bestie-lights and Besties, we're calling on YOU and YOU alone to architect the paywalled episode of Phone a Snake. It's been a while since we've done Snagony Snaunt, our advice hotline, so call into us with ANY and ALL dilemmas you're having, and we'll do our best to fix your life.

SUBMIT YOUR VOICE MAILS HERE!

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LEAVE A MESSAGE, MAKE IT HOT, FOR PHONE A SNAKE!

We are so back, divas.

The topic of this month's Phone a Snake is...TS12. Call in with your hopes, dreams, fears, predictions, and queries about Taylor's Next Chapter.

A HOT TIP: if you wanna get on the air, try and keep it under a minute, under 30 seconds if you're shooting for the stars. Title your voicemail with the theme of your Q as well if you're really overachieving!!

CLICK HERE...

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