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Resolution 6: Wrestle Your Demons

Whatever form they might take!

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Resolution 5: Stimulate Your Senses

If you ask your Leather Daddy nicely, he’ll find a way to give you the high voltage experience you know you want.

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Resolution 4: Stretch Your Limits

It’s easier to do with a helping hand.

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Resolution 3: Be More Neighborly

You know, let your neighbor take a ride in the new toy you got for Christmas.

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Resolution 2: Find new ways to improve your workout.

Seems your new trainer has some exciting ideas.

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Resolution 1: Eat More Protein

Just a find a fun way to do so.

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Out with the Old, In with the New

So years ago, I did a hetero version of this for a contest at Renderotica, which I actually won. I've always wanted to do a queer version. And lest you think I'm being ageist (give my own age that would be ironic), the "old" who is leaving looked like the "new" at the beginning of last year. Here's hoping your new year is so great that you literally drain the life out of it. 

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The Kiss (4 Angles)

THis was inspired by the idea of the kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve, but I couldn't settle on which angle I liked best so I did all four. And as at least one reveals. They're not just kissing. 

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12th day of Xmas

Santa’s been waiting for this visit. Buster’s been in Santa’s top 12 naughtiest pigs for 3 years running. His libido is insatiable, and he’s open to any action in any position, and his willingness to explore every limit of his sexuality has earned him number 1 spot on this year’s naughty pig list. Santa had Vixen and Prancer hand craft this suspension harness set. When Santa Mack appeared in Brutus’ living room Christmas Eve and displayed his gift, Brutus got instantly hard. Santa...

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11th day of Xmas

Santa usually visits the two naughtiest pigs himself every year, and this year he’s especially eager to do so. Calvin’s a prolific pig, naughty almost 24/7. He keeps his pups happy, serves as a Dom Alpha to several naughty bottoms, and those big balls of his manage to produce so much seed in a year that even Santa Mack wonders how they can do it. Calvin’s been thinking about some new toys for his pups, and especially an estim for his pup Rex. Santa’s read his desires, and had the elve...

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10th day of Xmas

Diego has been on the lookout for a good cross prop to use with the subs he plays with. He’s a very naughty pig, and Santa knew what he was wishing for and had Vixen build him one. Vixen had hoped to test it out with Dasher, or Dancer, or maybe even Rudolph, since they were smaller elves, more human sized. Prancer, Blitzen, Comet and Cupid were just too big. In any case, he never had the chance, so when Santa told him it was time to deliver the gift, he decided to test it out on Diego. He t...

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9th day of Xmas

Jones is an artist by day, and an artist and slutwhore by night. He can be a very, very naughty pig. He’s dreamed of a set of cuffs that could be attached almost anywhere to secure a playmate into any of a number of positions. Santa Mack knew exactly what he wanted, and given how naughty he’s been, he had his elves make it for him. Prancer and Dancer delivered the goodies, and when Jones asked how it worked, the two elves grinned broadly and decided to show him by making him into his own ...

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8th day of Xmas

Stephen’s a verse pig who’s really been wanting this spiderweb chain setup so he can pleasure and torment his favorite subs. But he also likes having a top work him over, so Santa decided to help him test out the web, some weights and his new estim gear.

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7th day of Xmas

Dain’s a rough and ready top pig who wanted a new ostrich device to use with his various subs and beta boys. Santa saw fit to provide him with one, and he sent Dasher to deliver it. Dasher never expected that he’d be the one to try it out. Dain never expected an elf to have such a magical hole. It started milking him and just wouldn’t stop.

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6th day of Xmas

Alex is a pig who likes to play rough, whether getting some punishment or doling it out. He’s been aching for a second humbler to control his more submissive playmates and Santa answered his Xmas wish. He just had to let Santa and Comet try the new device out on him before they left.

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5th day Xmas

Owen’s an extreme pig, big into toys, bondage, suspension—all things kink. Santa’s appreciated his naughtiness for a while now, so he sent Rudolph and Blitzen to give the pig some new ropes and toys to play with. The elves always deliver the goods, but in this case they also showed him the ropes—and how to use them.

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4th day of Xmas

Kevin’s been known to spend days on end at the local johns and sex clubs just so he can drink as much of his favorite golden nectar as possible. It’s a messy business though. Santa’s had his eye on this one, and has decided to send Cupid and Dasher to give Kevin a new pissgag that will hopefully ensure he never misses a drop.

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3rd day of Xmas

Brock has been naughty this year indeed, doling out ballbusting to any man willing to play with him. Santa decided he deserved some new paddles to use on his playmates, but Donner and Comet wanted to remind him that you really only need a hand to deliver the right ballbusting punch. It was a gift he begged them to give him several more times.

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2nd day of Xmas

Tamati has been serving Alpha’s all year long whenever he’s been able to. At the gym. At work. But he still hasn’t found one to take him as an official sub or to make him part of his stable. Santa wants to reward the naughty effort, so he sent Prancer and Dancer to visit him and give him a new cage and plug. Prancer and Dancer were horny after the long trip, though, and decided to use the hot boy before they locked and plugged him. Just knowing he’d be locked for a year in service to ...

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1st day of Xmas

For the 12 days of Christmas, Santa and/or his elves visit the naughtiest boys of the year and deliver a host of goodies for all their hard work and effort at being pigs. For most of the naughty boys, they think the visit is just some sort of weird dream, until they wake and see the gifts that have been left (and sometimes, they might wake up still locked inside the gift). Darsel here has been a naughty slut all year long, serving and servicing men as often as he could. More than anything, th...

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Santa Mack and Rudolph

Rudolph the elf has a red nose because he likes his whiskey. Santa’s trying to break him of a bad habit, and he’s going about it in a way that gets his knob rock hard in the process. He hangs Rudolph from the rafters, pulls out his trusty nutcrackers, and works over Rudy’s enormous low hangers until Santa is satisfied his favorite Elf won’t be heading for the sauce anytime soon. While it’s true that Santa Mack does have a bit of a sadistic streak—he fucks his elves with that pierc...

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Santa Mack

Yep, Santa Mack's an aficionado of all things "nut," and his elves have the low hangers to prove it. 

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Rudolph

Sometimes Santa gives Rudolph a work over just because he knows Rudolph enjoys it. 

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Testing the Sub

Thought I'd give y'all a break from Santa and his Elves. THis is an image from the recent comic,Alphatown. The sub trainer is testing one of his recruits. 

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Donner

The elves are remarkably limber, which is useful when one is horny but can't find another elf to play with.

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Blitzen

Whatever you do, don't put Blitzen in charge of the decorating!

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Donner and Blitzen

Santa’s Elves are constantly horny, so much so that it’s a miracle they get any work done. It helps that they don’t have to produce goodies for everyone who’s naughty—only for the naughtiest. Still, the simplest tasks, like putting the star atop the tree in the Elf Dorm can be an excuse for sex. Blitzen asked Donner to lift him up, and of course Donner agreed. Anything to get his lips in close proximity to Blitzen’s luscious pucker. They’re supposed to wrap gifts for their fello...

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Comet and Cupid

Santa Mack has got a thing about nut cracking. He can’t see a pair of balls that he doesn’t want to tie up, squeeze, smack around, or otherwise torment. His elves get so much nut abuse that they’ve learned to test each other often. All the elves like to go sledding on the ice near Santa’s compound. They don’t get cold up here—they’re elves after all. But they don’t just sled. Cupid here is riding Comet’s big sausage, and while Comet stuffs Cupid’s hole, he’s also using a...

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Cupid

Like Dancer, Cupid loves sledding. He just sometimes gets going too fast for his own good.

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Comet

After a long day of work, Comet knows how to relax, with his favorite meal, a good cigar, and a glorious release. 

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