XaiJu
Plum Parrot

Plum Parrot

patreon


Plum Parrot posts

AA 1.49 - Raiding Party

Here's your chapter! Enjoy :)

-Plum

49 – Raiding Party

It turned out that Lucy agreed with Andy almost immediately when he suggested a different successor. He was anticipating having to explain himself a lot more, but even as he said, “It’s not that I don’t think you’re great—it’s just that if we’re both—” she cut him off, waving a hand.

“No, I was having the same thought. If we’re both out there risking our lives, it doesn’t mak...

View Post

AA 1.48 - Evolution

Love all the feedback :) Thanks for reading. It seems like this story is building a pretty good audience on here!

Cheers,

Plum

48 – Evolution

The shower turned out to be more invigorating than he’d hoped—the water was frigid. Still, he enjoyed getting clean and, afterward, putting on some mostly clean clothes. After that, he’d spoken with Bella and some of the mor...

View Post

Victor 11.24 - Minor Setback

Enjoy the chapter! :)

-Plum

24 – Minor Setback

Behind Fausto’s castle, through a walled-off garden lined with beautifully sculpted gargoyles, Herringbone led Victor to a locked, iron gate that closed off stone stairs leading into darkness. “The master’s speaking stone is down there, milord.”

“Speaking stone, huh?” Victor nodded, approaching the gate. He was alone with the strange man, having sent ...

View Post

AA 1.47 - Lunch in the Park

Enjoy the chapter :)

-Plum

47 – Lunch in the Park

When he reached the little park, Andy was surprised to find it crowded. Kids were running all over the place, and people were sitting around at folding tables on lawn furniture. It was such a different scene from what he'd have seen before the System came that he had to stop and take it all in for a moment. Things had changed a lot for their little...

View Post

AA 1.46 - Testing Zone

Enjoy the chapter. Andy's been putting off a lot of settlement business, so, yeah, we're going through a few chapters with no real action. Hope it's still enjoyable :)

-Plum

46 – Testing Zone

Andy let Bella lead the way, though he had a good idea where they were headed. A few vacant trailer plots sat across the lane from where he’d placed the spring, and he was sure that was where she was taking him. As they walk...

View Post

Victor 11.23 - The Clouds Parted

It's Victor time! Enjoy the chapter :)

-Plum

23 – The Clouds Parted

Engulfed in the fury of his transformation, Victor fought for control of his mind. He’d yet to figure out how to properly modify Volcanic Fury to give him the clarity of thought he could exercise under his other berserking abilities. Even so, he’d grown immensely since he’d first cast it. His will was like a mountain comp...

View Post

Neon Dust 2.42 - Bad Options

Whew! Long day! Hope you enjoy :)

Thanks for the support!

-Plum

42 – Bad Options

Tony walked beside Addie up to the doors, nodding to the bouncer as they approached. The big man used his too-long chrome arm to pull the door open for them. “Yo, Shep.”

Tony smiled, holding out his metal fist as they slipped by. “Ted.” The bouncer clacked his other metal knuckles ...

View Post

AA 1.45 - A Busy Mind

Thanks for reading, folks!

Whew, these daily chapters are wearing me out. Might only do it up to next Friday. We'll see how things are going over on RR by then.

I went through my chapters today and fixed skill and spell notations. It won't show "level 1" or "Level 3" anymore - that was reflective of the level Andy earned the spell, and wasn't useful. I made these changes on my primary docs, so they won't reflect on Pa...

View Post

Neon Dust 2.41 - Doom and Gloom

Okay! Here we go! Happy Friday and thanks for reading :)

-Plum

41 – Doom and Gloom

Addie watched Tony as he maneuvered the van into the alley. He looked serious, his expression a little grim, even—lips pressed tight and turned down at the corners, eyebrows angled downward, slow, steady breaths through his nose. He was concentrating, maybe even psyching himself up. He had to be intimidating, and she could o...

View Post

AA 1.44 - Distractions

Thanks for reading! And a huge thank you to those of you who've taken the time to click over to the story on RR and give me a follow/rating.

Here's the link in case any more of you want to :)

Andy on RR

We're still climbing Rising Stars, so that's good!

...

View Post

Victor 11.22 - Charnel Hall

Enjoy! :)

Also, there's another cliff, so if you want to wait...

Up to you :)

<pls don't hate me!>

-Plum

22 – Charnel Hall

There were no lights in the vampire’s castle. At least, there were no lights meant to illuminate the environment. However, here and there, Victor saw objects—trinkets, pieces of art, weapons mounted on racks—that shed a very faint glow. No doubt, they were enchanted in one way or another. His primordial tit...

View Post

AA 1.43 - Strangers at the Gate

Whew, my fingers are getting sore! Andy's still on Rising Stars, though, so I gotta keep up these daily chapters for a while! :)

Enjoy,

Plum

43 – Strangers at the Gate

As Tucker spoke, a melodic, tinkling sound, accompanied by a faint hiss, sounded behind Andy, startling him. He whirled, his mind jumping to wild conclusions like some kind of magical snake had gotten int...

View Post

AA 1.42 - Testing the Limits

Thanks for reading, everyone :)

Enjoy!

-Plum

42 – Testing the Limits

Andy felt a massive wave of relief when they rounded the corner on the gravel road and saw the plateau ahead. They’d seen it off and on over the desert; it certainly stood out, being more than a hundred feet high, and soaring above the mostly flat desert in the area. “We’re almost there!” he called, turning to wave to the others who were either pulling the trailer or walking be...

View Post

Victor 11.21 - Into the Gloom

Enjoy the chapter!

Thanks for the support :)

-Plum

21 – Into the Gloom

Victor rode Guapo at the head of his army. It wasn’t much of an army—not yet—but the one-time peasants and thralls were doing their best. They had a hundred mounted soldiers at the front of the column, and behind them marched another seven hundred, give or take a dozen. Victor carried their s...

View Post

AA 1.41 - Snake Fry

Thanks for all the tips about alcohol burning (or not). All my life, I thought things like vodka and whiskey were super flammable. I looked up what kind of alcohol burns best, and Bacardi 151 was one of hit highest ABV ones listed. Anyway, as a result of your feedback, I changed how this scene goes a little. I think it seems realistic enough (considering magic and all, lol.)

Hope you enjoy!

Cheers,

View Post

Vainglory 3.47 - Full Circle

Okay, folks! Here's the final chapter in Book 3. As I've indicated in the past, I'm going to take a break from VG now to see how it does on Audible and Kindle. I like the story and the characters, but I'm not sure they have mass appeal. A lot of work goes into these books, and I just want to make sure that, if I continue, it's worth my time.

I did my best to make this a kind of satisfying pausing point for the story. Some earlier conflicts get wrapped up, Ward s...

View Post

AA 1.40 - Facing Fear

Enjoy the chapter! :)

Andy's on Rising Stars over on Royal Road, so that's good. Hopefully, he has a good run. Thanks for all your help! If you haven't had a chance to click over and follow/rate/review, I'd appreciate it. If you don't do RR, don't sweat it. :)

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/121319/andy-in-the-apocalypse-l...

View Post

Victor 11.20 - A Change of Plans

Enjoy the chapter!

Also, if you haven't started reading my new story, Andy in the Apocalypse, give it a try :) I think most of my Victor readers will enjoy it. You can find it here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/121319/andy-in-the-apocalypse-litrpg
Or, you know, right here on Patreon :)

<...

View Post

AA 1.39 - Here to Help

Hey all! As you can see, I'm trying to keep you properly ahead of my RR releases. Hopefully I can keep it up, hehe.

Also, love to hear your feedback, so please don't be shy.

Thanks,

Plum

39 – Here to Help

Kindled Bonds, huh?” Andy said, wincing as he pressed the palm of his leather glove against the entry hole on his chest. The arrow's ex...

View Post

Neon Dust 2.40 - Good Things

I hope you enjoy the chapter!

Cheers,

Plum

40 – Good Things

Tony stood over Slow John’s listless, groaning form, contemplating the size of his well-tanned, hairy belly as it escaped the confines of his too-tight tank top. The guy was built very similarly to Beef, though he was shorter and had a higher fat-to-muscle ratio. Still, he’d taken a pounding. All the while Tony had been ...

View Post

AA 1.38 - Watch Your Back

Enjoy! Thanks for reading :)

Also, if you haven't done so yet, I'd sure appreciate a follow and rating/review over on Royal Road so we can try to lure some more readers into the story :)

Have a great weekend,

-Plum

38 – Watch Your Back

**Congratulations on your victory, Andy! You and your companion have slain an elit...

View Post

Neon Dust 2.39 - Digging up Dirt

Hope you enjoy :)

Have a great Friday!

-Plum

39 – Digging up Dirt

Tony watched Glitchwitch do her thing, eyes obscured by her visor, fingers dancing through the air, messing with some invisible—to Tony—UI element, while she hummed softly and tapped her toes. He sipped his coffee and shifted on the couch, reaching back to pull a wadded-up sweatshirt from the gap between the cushio...

View Post

Victor 11.19 - Politics

Enjoy the chapter!

19 – Politics

Victor wasn’t sure if he was willing to stand by and let his soldiers fight to the death. He’d set them up with that expectation—that he was only going to kill the alpha, and then they were on their own—but he really didn’t think he’d be able to stand there and let them die if things went poorly. Luckily, it didn’t come to that. He wasn’t sure if it was the shield wall tactic, the soldiers’ grit, or his banner’s effect ...

View Post

Andy in the Apocalypse is Live on RR

Hey all! Just wanted to let you know that my next project, Andy in the Apocalypse, is now live on Royal Road. Of course, there will always be more chapters on Patreon than on Royal Road, but for those of you who are here as free members, you might want to check it out.

As for my wonderful Patreon supporters who've been reading along already, I'd sure love it if you gave me a follow over there. Maybe a rating or review, too, if you have a minute! Pretty please! Haha.

2025-06-18 21:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Vainglory 3.46 - Korrundur

Here's the penultimate chapter to Vainglory, Book 3. I'll post the final chapter on Monday.

Hope you're enjoying it,

-Plum

46 – Korrundur

Ward flexed his hand, nodding to himself as he withdrew it from the cloud of anima-laced mana. He felt like he’d absorbed a lot. He felt good, which was a strange way to feel considering the situation. He could still smell the charred fle...

View Post

Victor 11.18 Save Yourselves

Enjoy the chapter! :)

-Plum

18 – Save Yourselves

Victor spent another two days weaving a new thread through his framework into a pattern that he thought fulfilled the properties and elements of elder magic. It was a thread that represented something missing from his current mantle: his affinity for fear. It wasn’t a pleasant memory; most of his experiences with his fear weren’t. Even so, it was a powerful one ...

View Post

Vainglory 3.45 - Before the Worst Happens

Hope you enjoy the chapter!

Thanks for reading and supporting :)

-Plum

45 – Before the Worst Happens

The party was quiet as they descended the winding stone steps into the cold, dark, and damp depths of the great caverns beneath Ordo Caelus. Of course, Ward knew nothing of the caverns or their extensive nature, but as they’d passed beyond the hewn, polished marble ...

View Post

Victor 11.17 - Crimson Star

Hope you enjoy the chapter! Also, Happy Father's Day!

-Plum

Edit: Woops, I owed you a comment about the Warlord. First, I realize his conversation with his artificer made it sound like he could somehow attack Victor with his new affinity from any distance. That's not the case. I added a new line indicating so. It's not on Patreon, but on my main doc, it says:

Thoargh slapped the slender fellow’s back again, se...

View Post

Neon Dust 2.38 - Post-Mortem

Well, I hope you enjoy the chapter :)

Thanks for reading!

38 – Post-Mortem

Addie opened her eyes, squinting into the darkness of her bedroom, lit only by the faint amber LEDs of the old data cube she used for editing vids. Her room was quiet, but she could hear the creaking of the warehouse outside its thin walls, the metal support beams expanding with the morning heat and shifting against their enormous bolts as t...

View Post

Neon Dust 2.37 - Indecent Proposal

Enjoy the chapter! Thanks for reading and supporting our cyberpunk habit :)

-Plum

37 – Indecent Proposal

When Tony charged down the hallway, the first thing he noticed was the smell—the acrid tang of melted plastics mixed with something like overdone hamburgers. Beneath those harsh odors was something else, sharp and metallic. Ozone? When he saw the smoking boots sticking out of the bedroom doorway, his heart kic...

View Post