Hi, bros. How is everyone doing? Your benevolent leader speaking. I brought you some merry news and (since you seemed to enjoy it so much last time) another pointless poll.
New Patrons. But first I would like to say hi to like five new $1 patrons who pledged their allegiance last week. I rarely get new patrons anymore, I imagine our tightly-knit gang cons...
2020-06-15 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, bros. How is it going? 2020 has been a fun year so far, hasn't it? I hope everyone is doing well and stuff... Don't have much to say actually, apart from mentioning that this is Monday Post number 123. That is 2+ years of non-stop Monday Posting... (Haven't missed a single one!) That's both impressive... and depressing. Almost feel like I should get a life or something. But...
2020-06-08 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi bros. Your best bro Akabur is here. I'm alive. All is good. Have nothing of importance to report...
Working on Ep11. I plan to get more aggressive both with the story development and the girl's training sessions starting with this one. Well, we'll see how this will turn out I guess ^_^
Also SC34 reached 100k downloads on itch.io. I've...
Sup, dudes. How is it going? I hope everybody is doing well... I'll refrain from commenting of the weirdness of year 2020 as a whole so far, after all we are all living it and share this unique experience together.
Episode 10 was a huge success! Well, maybe, I dunno... There is no way for me to judge the overall popularity of the episodes since I don't have sales numbers or anything. But you guys continue to support me despite the tough ...
Hello. This is me - your benevolent leader. I am here today to share another amazing piece of educational material with you. Go download it and share it with you family and friends.
Thank you for all the bugs and typos reported over the week. Here is a list of things that's been fixed:
- A number of typos.
- Lola's slavegirl outfit has a proper phrase now.
- Azalea's outfit selection button...
2020-05-18 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, bros. So yeah, Episode 10 it took me exactly 3 months. Personally I am (almost) content with this time frame. Ideally I try to aim for a 2 months development cycle but this was a very special episode that took some extra work on my part.
Oh, and if you are patron and did NOT receive a link to the beta build - let me know. Public release is next week a...
2020-05-11 10:25:18 +0000 UTC View Post
*Pic above is from old, old, OLD project: Broken Hart Bordello. I dug it up just for the heck of it. This pic is 10+ years old by now. Hand drawn and colored with a Copic marker I believe.
Hello my dear friends and allies. I am Akabur -- a well-known creator of family friendly educational content here on Patreon. Welcome to another Monday Post - the safest place on the entire site. Now just relax and let the safeness wash over you.
T...
2020-05-04 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
First things first. Have you seen the absolutely amazing mural ALX (patreon.com/alxr34) dropped on us very recently? If you haven't yet you should correct that misstep as soon as possible. I can't share any direct links here because that stupendously awesome piece of illustration contains... Well, it contains everything that is good and right with this world. Anyway, look it up, it's absolutely amazing. But of course my opinion is a bias one since I appear in it as well...
2020-04-27 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, epic bros. I'm still around, business as usual here. How are you doing? Keeping safe I hope?
Seriously though, is it Monday already? Even before the current situation in the world I used to often feel like time goes by way too quickly. But these days it seem to just swoosh past me at a speed of light 0_0
Coming Soon* So last week has been spent solely on assembling the scenes (and realizing that this character sprite ...
2020-04-20 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
History has been made yesterday. My Monday Post did not get posted on Monday! This is the end of things how we know them. Our society will never be the same.
Verify your device. So yesterday when I was trying to login to my Patreon account I got greeted with this lovely message:
And that was the end of it ^_^ No matter how many hours I w...
2020-04-14 05:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Sup, bros. How is it going, epic bros?
The Writers. Since last week I received about a dozen new emails from people and yet I don't have any exciting news to report on that front. Some dudes sent me stories I simply can't use, others just vanish after I explain them what I expect from them. The offer (request, plea) still stands though. If you haven't contacted me yet but think about giving it a try - do so.
Episode 10. 2020-04-06 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi guys. How is everyone doing? This is Monday Post 113. I'm still around, you are still around. What a wonderful time to be alive. Year 2020 is just the best, isn't it?
The Writers. So, yeah, I am still looking for writers. Quite a few people got back to me offering their help. I didn't actually count the emails but if I were to estimate there were around 30+ dudes (and a couple of chicks). But it's been two weeks of endless back and forth and I still ...
2020-03-30 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How is it going dudes? Welcome to Monday Post # 112. There are 52 weeks in a year by the way. Which means I'v been making these posts for 2+ years now. Without skipping a single week!
But what is the most surprising thing to me that I still have people supporting me when all I do here on Patreon is talk nonsense and offer NO rewards of any kind whatsoever...
2020-03-23 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: Oops, this was meant to be a public post of course. I forgot to uncheck the box. Sorry about that :)
Hello Bros! Welcome to Monday Post 111. How is everyone doing? Monday Post 111! let's just jump right into it! ^^
Writer Wanted! I am looking for a writer. The idea is as follows: I want to try and have another person write...
2020-03-16 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sup, bros! It's Monday again! Are you ready to hear some awesome news? Well, I don't have any to share. On the bright side I don't have any bad news to share with you either and that alone is awesome news I think :)
How many centuries have passed since the release of the previous episode of SC34? I think it was 3 weeks. We are still in the green boys. Episode 1...
2020-03-09 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my dudes. Welcome to another Monday post. How have you been? Doing well I hope. Make sure to take a good care of yourselves so that no worldly concerns distract you when Episode 10 drops. (Which will be soon*). And thank you for taking care of me with your donations. Love you all ^_^
It's March already. March of year 2020. Goddamn... If I am not mistaken...
2020-03-02 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes! It's that time of the week again: the marvelous, the magnificent, the brilliant, the opulent, the subsumption, the grandiose Monday! (I used thesaurus to look up fancy words for you - that's how much I care). Namaste cherished allies. Welcome to another Monday Post!
This will be another one of those proof-of-life posts. I hope you don't mind. Public releas...
2020-02-24 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello. This is me - your benevolent leader. I am here today to share another amazing piece of educational material with you. Go download it and share it with you family and friends.
Thank you for all the bugs and typos reported over the week. Here is a list of things that's been fixed:
- A number of typos.
- The eve...
2020-02-17 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Bros. How is it going? I hope everyone is doing well. Thank you for your support. Hugs and kisses. Love you all. Namaste. Welcome to another Monday Post! <3
First things first: if all goes well I will be releasing Episode 09 of my hit educational game Star Channel 34 to the general public next Monday. Release of the Android version should happen on th...
2020-02-10 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, dudes. All is good. Another Monday Post on time. I am Mister Consistency.
Yet again I don't feel like saying much. I'm sure that's just a phase, but for the time being this will be another super short post.
This was another productive week. As of right now I need to write and put together Next Episode Preview event that I ...
2020-02-03 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
First of all! I would like to thank every single one of my patrons. Thanks to you guys I am able to continue to exist through my Akabur persona. With your support you're making it possible for me be this weird russian creator and continue to work on my odd projects. You guys pay all my bills. If not for you I would probably have to go get a job at Russian McDonalds or something. What I am trying to say is: thank you for your support.
2020-01-27 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hi, Bros. This week was very productive. I am supper happy about how much work I managed to get done over these 7 days. It feels good to be getting some shit done at a proper pace again. That being said this will be another super short post.
So... I don't feel like talking much, but I know you will forgive me. Like I said above, this week was very busy for me, ...
2020-01-20 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, Bros. I'll keep this one short again. I am still around and working. Thank you for sticking with me through this troublesome time in my life. I really appreciate it.
Discord. I've been pretty much ignoring my server up until now because I am old and new things scare me. But I decided to make an effort to force myself into using discord more ofte...
2020-01-13 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sup, Bros. Post 101. Show must go on.
I am currently away from my laboratory - visiting family. Barely have any Internet access here. I feel much better though and can't wait to get back to work.
What do I do these days? I spend a lot of time socializing with some familiar faces. I also play Azur Lane and go on long walks. And since I ha...
Hi, guys. This is a very busy time for the year so I hope you will forgive me for making this, literally the shortest Monday Post ever. Yes I know, 100 is a number that needs to be celebrated but instead I gave this post almost no effort. Yes, I do things completely opposite from the way they are supposed to be done. That's how much of a rebel I am... Or something...
Th...
2019-12-30 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, guys. This is Monday Post number 99. There is roughly 100 weeks in a year (EDIT: I meant to say in 2 years), which means I've been doing this Monday Post thing for almost 2 years now without skipping any single Monday. I find this fact to be both inspiring and depressing. Inspiring because I never thought I would actually be able to do this consistently for such a long time. And depressing because I can not freaking believe it's been two years already...
2019-12-23 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi, guys. I hope everyone is doing at least OK. It's Monday again and you know what that means, don't you? Enjoy another awesome tutorial (proof-of-life) video. Namaste and all that.
Buaha! I have absolute nothing to say! But I must fill in this space with at least some letters. So here I am typing. *Type!* *Type!* *Type!* OREOs go good with milk, french fries ...
2019-12-16 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sub, bros. Another week went by... Welcome to your typical proof-of-life post. Oh and I did record another tutorial ^_^.
The tutorial. Don't take this new (super awesome) video tutorial too seriously. I recorded it in one take and half of the time I am not even sure what I am talking about. But I think a video like this beats some random funny...
2019-12-09 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Sup, bros. How is it going? Another Monday - another Post, nothing out of the ordinary here. Love you all. Hags and kisses. Namaste.
The Vid. If you are not into the whole drawing thing - just ignore the video. I am sharing it here because I think my Patreon has been lacking that artsy flare lately. Also I think a self-respecting, professional illustrator such ...
2019-12-02 12:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, guys. How have you been? How was this week for you? Was it fun? Was it OK? Was it unbearable? Well, you can relax now. It is that magical time of the week when you can put all your chores and worries on pause and read some random ramblings of your beloved Russian wierdo. Welcome to Monday Post number 95. Namaste.
This week was another weird one for me...
2019-11-25 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post