Intro. Family friendliness, equality, respect, diversity, fairness, thoughtfulness and honestness. These are just a few things that we value and respect here on my Patreon campaign of friendliness, awareness for educational games for grownups. The importance of the games I create is extremely significant. And yes I know there is no such word as "honestness", but that is the problem with the humanity these days. I say we need more words like honestness and women-respectedness. Le...
2018-10-22 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the most family friendly campaign on the site. Love and Respect! (Did this family-friendly-content joke get old yet? I hope not, I've been only milking it for like half a year). Namaste my dears <3
Appreciation. Before I proceed with this post can we show some appreciation to the stock photo family MOMS? I've been googling random stuff trying to come up with something clever for today's post cover pic, and then it suddenly hit me: the moms on all...
2018-10-15 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Namaste <3. Your family friendly content provider here. As you can see from the picture above my humble work has been finally recognized by serious science dudes. (Yeah... I totally didn't put that thing together myself in Photoshop just now. Also I love how the mom still enjoys it ^_^ )
Anyway! It's another Monday and I am still around. And you are still around too (since you're reading this), now if that is not a reason to be fake happy and give ever...
2018-10-08 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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35. It's been 35 weeks since I started doing this Monday post thing. The first Monday Post was on Januray 29th. That's almost exactly 8 month ago. Can you believe that? That's so crazy. It feels like it's only been a few months since I started doing these regular\Monday posts. 0_0
The 3rd do September. That's when public release of Episode 03 happened. Only a month ago actua...
2018-10-01 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello, dudes. Your family friendly neighborhood person here. I hope you had a great week full of respect towards everyone. Namaste <3

About Telltale Games. What the freak, right? A big company disappears just like that? Without any announcements or proper procedures? But all things must come to an end sooner or later I suppose... Not Star Channel 34's up...
2018-09-24 12:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Guys, guys, the wait is finally over: Monday post is here. Yes, I know, it's been tough, but we made it through another week. Congratulations, everyone! And let me remind you that in this world filled with family unfriendliness and disrespect the only source of family friendliness and respect you can truly relay on is ME, guys. It sounds unbelievable but it's the truth. Namaste <3
2018-09-17 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello, your spiritual guide is here. I hope you are ready to start another week full of respect and family friendliness.

News! I have nothing actually. It was uneventful and tedious week. Spider-Man was released but Mary Jane looks ugly, so I don't care. Also they changed Black Cat's costume design, so to hell with them. I know that many of you are super hyped about that game, b...
2018-09-10 12:17:07 +0000 UTC
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As usual I provide you with another family friendly post. I think my patreon campaign should be featured on the front page of the site. After all, the amount of family friendliness I administer in my posts every monday is simply unparalleled. Namaste <3

Public Release. First things first. Download links for Episode 03 (ver.3.02) can be found on my twitter or in this week's patrons-...
2018-09-03 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the most family friendly patreon campaign ever. I hope you're ready for the release of Episode 03. Hugs and platonic kisses, namaste <3

SC34 Episode 03. It's here. Hurray! I just sent the download link to all my PROCESSED (successfully donated at least $1) patrons. If somebody didn't get the link PM me.
About Episode 03. I wrote it, I put it ...
2018-08-27 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys. How everyone is doing this wonderful Monday? I am doing great. Another week went by and Patreon didn't kick Adult Content-- *Khem!* I mean, family friendly content creators from their platform. What a time to be alive. We should all be grateful. All shall praise the Patreon god. Love and hugs my dears. Namaste <3

About work. Lyk is still going through the texts, so I have ...
2018-08-20 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello, guys. Hello and welcome! This is your weekly dose of family friendliness. Let it wash over you. Welcome to the safe zone. Welcome to the Monday post with Akabur. Nanaste my dear sweetlings <3

First things first. I've been really getting into the moder art lately. Even created my first painting. (It's in the cover for this post.) I called it "Family Friendly Content". I know,...
2018-08-13 12:00:01 +0000 UTC
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No, seriously, when? So, I looked it up... Apparently the public release of Episode 02 happened on the 30st of October 2017. It's 9 months ago, guys. Nine freaking months! How? How is it possible? Where did the time go? This is depressing...
Looking up the release date of Mating Season made me feel a bit better though. Public release was on the 18th of June. That's less then two month ago. Yes, that sounds way better, we can work with that.
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2018-08-06 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Ciao tutti! How is everyone doing? Today is Monday. Five days until my vacation is over. Is it weird that I am actually looking forward to going back home and finalizing the work on episode 03? Well, be it as it may I shall still savor my last few days in the land of pizza and olive oil.

About my vacation. Right after arriving to Italy I wanted to make another post mi...
2018-07-30 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello and welcome to another Monday post. If you are new to my Patreon campaign, I should probably warn you that Monday Posts is a family-friendly, safe place. Everyone respects everyone and everyone get's respected. Namsate my sweet-lings <3

About Lola's new costume. Remember that poll we had? I gave you several costume options to choose from and the majority of you decided to go ...
2018-07-23 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my dear friends. Welcome to the Monday post - the most family friendly series of posts on Patreon. Namaste, my loves. <3

About new patrons: I've been getting a lot of new patrons lately. Not too many but certainly more then a couple of month ago for example. I just want to say welcome and I hope you guys are here to stay.
About Discord: I do...
2018-07-16 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Men, are you ready for another Monday post?

About discord. So, I set up that Patreon-Discord-Bot thing (thanks to Nikraria's link to a tutorial). From what I can understand it automatically adds all my patrons to the server. I am starting to see how this Discord crap could actually be useful, but I also see how there is no way I will be able to keep up with any discord happening. Doin...
2018-07-09 11:56:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi, guys.
About today. A truly blessed day of joy and happiness! The king of all days! Freaking Monday! I don't know if you knew this, but Monday was invented for the sole purpose of being a day when I share my Monday posts. It's a well know fact. Without my Monday posts there would be no Monday. Without my Monday posts today would be just another day. You are welcome, people.^^
About the teaser. The drawing you see above is a SC34 Episode 03 teaser. It ...
2018-07-02 12:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Hi, dudes.
It's been another week and I am happy to present to you the ANDROID version of Mating Season. Xaljio compiled this one for our collective pleasure as always. I tested it on my phone and it looks and plays pretty well.
I am putting the download link up on my twitter for now. And in a few days I think it will be safe to finally put all the links on the front page of my website as always.
To other news. I have fallen ill last week. Usually, when I get sick I don't like to t...
2018-06-25 11:24:33 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys.
So it's been a week since I send out the Mating Season to all the (processed) patrons. From the looks of it you guys really enjoyed the game, which makes me super happy ^_^
A standalone TMNT game (even a small one) was long overdue.
Very few bugs were reported, which means I managed to ship the game in a nearly perfect state this time around. Yay me. It may not look like it but that whole "cum on April progression system" gave me a lot of grief, but I'm happy I...
2018-06-18 11:38:50 +0000 UTC
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About weird picture above: Patreon's policy on what is allowed in public posts and what is not is getting a bit unclear. And since my page got struck literally few days ago I decided to stay on a safer side for this post.
About The Mating Season: Well, it's out isn't it? Finally! I sent out the download links to all the processed patrons. Have some well deserved fun, guys. Not of this would be possible without you.
About reporting bug...
2018-06-11 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hi, guys.
First of all I decided not to talk about The Mating Season anymore. At this point I will just surprise-release it when it's ready, and that's it.
Second of all, this will probably be the one of my emptiest posts yet. I spent the week working on the art assets for SC34 Ep.03 and playing Overwatch.
Honestly, that's it. See you next Monday, guys. (And in the comments section :)
P.S. Thank you for all the words of support in the previous Monday post ^_^ ...
2018-06-04 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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It's Monday, everyone! Again! We've been getting Mondays pretty much every week lately! What a truly blessed time to be alive!
First things first. I think I should just admit that The Mating Season is officially on hold now. Yes, I know this sucks and I know how you must feel...

But I assure you, I stress out about this whole situation more then anyone. And it's been way too much talk abou...
2018-05-28 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Well folks quite a few of you seem to be enjoying this Monday Post thing. Some of you even went as far as to say that sharing development progress was a good idea. Well, in that case I hope you now also enjoy the dark side of game development (or creating anything ever really): things not going as planned.
Seriously, several weeks ago what did I say? I said: "Mating Season is almost ready to be released", sheared some honest to god info with you. And here we are today and Mating Season ...
2018-05-21 11:59:59 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys.
First of all I want to urge everyone to remain calm. I know that some of you are getting a bit antsy about the mating Season release... But it is what it is, things often go wrong during the development and that causes all sorts of delays... OTL
To other news. I've been playing Overwatch a lot lately. It was a rough transition after the death of my used-to-be favorite game Paladins (yes, it is dead to me now), but these days Overwatch doesn't seem nearly as hectic as it u...
2018-05-14 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi, guys. How is everyone doing? Are you enjoying online gaming without having to use the VPN software?
Ah, yes... I was like you once. But then I got an arrow in the knee!
And by arrow I mean the recent Russian Internet limitations of course. And by the knee I mean my freaking life. -_-
By the way, have you heard of "The Mating Season"? It's coming out on ever console ever! Soon*! Pre-Order now and receive 2 lootboxes and a freaking PSN avatar! ^_^
No seriously,...
2018-05-07 12:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Hi, guys. It's Monday, and you know what that means: time for another weekly update.
Bad news first: the Russian government keeps on blocking the Internet here and it got to the point where PlayStation Russia is openly recommending the players to use VPN. I am on NordVPN at the moment, $10 a month allows me to keep on using PSN and YouTube and such, a small price to pay really. I am even able to play Overwatch without any lags. I honestly hope this is the worst of it though, and the situation ...
2018-04-30 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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To hell with Hi-Rez! No, seriously.
Few days ago I finally deleted both Paladins and Smite from my PS4.
And I got to say, I feel so much better now ^_^ And best of all, now I have more time to play Overwatch. So it's a win-win for everyone!

Unfortunately for me though living in Russia these days means you can't play Overwatch without resorting to black magic.
Ah... Things...
2018-04-23 11:16:55 +0000 UTC
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Hello, bros.
It's another Monday! We all got one week older! Congrats everyone! One week closer to the sweet release of death!
I spent last week solely finishing up the ending scene of the Mating Season (there will be only one ending). It took me longer then I thought it would (like it does fucking always), but this will be the last thing the player sees, it's gonna affect the final impression of the entire experience so it's kind of important to get it right. (And I think I ...
2018-04-16 12:00:01 +0000 UTC
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I know I say this every time but... IS IT MONDAY ALREADY!? It came right after Sunday and yet, somehow, I didn't see it coming... (As always).
Seriously though, this week just went by in a flash. Even more so then usual...
In my previous post I promised to share some news about The Mating Season, and I will be doing just that, but first let us all appreciate this amazing video that combines my two most favorite things: Asian sluts and balalaikas. (Just like any Russian man I'm ...
2018-04-09 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi, guys.
This was a really busy week for me, so I'm tired and don't really feel like writing this post. But at the same time I feel I should suck it up and stop whining like a little bitch. Yeah, let's do that.
Unfortunately don't have any work-related news to share with you... If all goes well (Ha!) I will be sharing some tidbits of info about "Mating Season" next week, but this week I have nothing to say I'm afraid.
So... That's that...
Thank you for your support an...
2018-04-02 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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