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Chapter 74: Aim Anywhere But the Face! Roshi: Oh?

“Chōmei! Straight ahead— isn’t that the Four-Tails’ Jinchūriki?”

Kazuyama looked at the figure in the distance and, wanting to confirm its identity, quickly asked his partner within.

“It should be. I’m sensing an unusual chakra fluctuation from him, and his emotions seem a little... anxious.”

“Kazuyama, get ready to run! Don’t get involved unless you absolutely have to.”

Kazuyama nodded, turned sharply, and hurled a kunai with an explosive tag a...

Chapter 73: If I Fight, You Fight Too! I Won’t Go Easy on You!

Yes, Kazuyama did not activate the Flying Thunder God Technique to teleport himself away. After all, there wasn’t just one Jinchūriki in the Land of Grass at the moment—Rōshi, the Four-Tails Jinchūriki, was also present. His grand spectacle wasn’t over yet. How could he enjoy the show if the Five-Tails and Four-Tails weren’t fighting?

The Transparent Escape Technique was lifted as Kazuyama simply watched Kokuō, the Five-Tails, charge toward him.

"Hey, this isn’t near...

Chapter 214: A Show of Authority

The discussions in the room had quieted, though a few curious glances still lingered on the newcomers.

“Hello everyone, I'm the Squad Leader of the Maple Squad, and these are my three team members. I hope we can work together in the future.”

Minato raised his right hand and gestured toward Yahiko and the others, greeting everyone warmly. The name "Maple" had been assigned by Sakumo, who wanted to prevent Minato from coming up with a code name that might tarnish the Anbu's repu...

Chapter 213: The Serpent Emerges

As the seal pattern completely dissipated, Pakura felt the long-lost sensation of Chakra coursing through her body once again. Orochimaru stepped back and turned around.

“Put it on,” he said, his tone firm but with a subtle hint of shyness that Pakura couldn’t ignore.

She couldn’t help but smile. It was rare to see Orochimaru appear so self-conscious. Without needing to do anything herself, the moisture in her hair began to evaporate, emitting a faint steam as it dried nat...

Chapter 72: Cut Him? Don’t Be Ridiculous! He’s My Brother!

The Tailed Beasts each had unique colors for their tails:

One-Tail: Yellow

Two-Tails: Blue

Three-Tails: Gray

Four-Tails: Red

Five-Tails: Pure White

Six-Tails: Milky White

Seven-Tails: Green

Eight-Tails: Dark Red

Nine-Tails: Orange

In the duo's line of sight stood an enormous, pure-white creature—a fusion of a dolphin and a horse. Its five tails whipped furiously through the air, never ceasing their violent motion. This was Kokuō, ...

Chapter 71: Boom! He Exploded! Damn! That Escalated Quickly!

Kazuyama was watching Han closely as the Jinchūriki began to activate Boil Release. His thoughts drifted momentarily to memories of a pressure cooker from his past life. He recalled how crucial it was to ensure the air vent remained unblocked. If it were clogged, the internal pressure could spike uncontrollably, leading to an explosion.

To Kazuyama, Han had become that very pressure cooker—dangerously on the verge of detonation.

Kokuō's Boil Release was a terrifying technique....

Chapter 212: Pakura’s Unsealing

Pakura quickly washed the dishes.

The Orochimaru household didn’t have servants, and she believed this lack of formality made their home feel more genuine and homelike.

After putting the dishes away, she dried her hands and turned to see Orochimaru still sitting in the same spot. His long black hair and golden, vertical pupils gave him a vacant, distant look, as though he were lost in thought.

The purple eye shadow extending to the wings of his nose only emphasized his pal...

Chapter 211: Fawning Over Sakumo

"Everyone says so." Tsunade had more or less understood the situation with Kawakaze and brazenly pretended not to understand Orochimaru's taunts.

"Haha, so you're self aware." Orochimaru couldn't help but laugh in exasperation; Kawakaze-kun was truly the root of all evil.

"Bye." Tsunade waved to Orochimaru and pushed open the door to leave.

"Finished chatting?" Tsunade emerged at just the right moment. Kawakaze, meanwhile, had reached his limit with the two kids—it had bee...

Chapter 210: Experimental Progress

After the meeting, Tsunade didn’t immediately return to the office to tackle the paperwork. Even after everyone else had left, she lingered, unwilling to get up.

“Go. Shōta is probably going crazy by now,” Kawakaze said, showing a rare hint of conscience, considering how long the meeting had lasted.

“No, I just suddenly couldn’t remember something,” Tsunade replied with a weak excuse as she slowly stood.

“I’m not even going to bother exposing you,” Kawakaz...

Chapter 209: Personnel Appointment

“The Assistant to the Hokage is your mission. In the future, you can just help me with the paperwork,” Tsunade said, her tone slightly awkward.

“This is also contributing to the village, which is very important,” she added, her cheeks flushing a little. While she had a big-hearted nature, this was her first time tricking someone in such a way.

“No, I can’t do it,” Shōta protested. He had seen the stacks of papers on the Hokage’s desk before and was already growing...

Chapter 70: Boil Release = The Show Begins!

"That's quite the welcome ceremony."

"Pity."

Minato smiled faintly as the earthen spike lunged toward him.

In the blink of an eye, all the kunai in his hand were thrown, scattering across the ground and embedding themselves in the surrounding trees. The next moment, he vanished from his position.

"Hmph! A bunch of ants!"

"Fire Release: Blast Wave Wild Dance!"

As Minato moved away, Fugaku lowered his guard slightly. A massive, fiery tornado erupted, envelopi...

Chapter 69: The Relentless Duo, Shadow and Light

In the direction connecting the Land of Grass to the Land of Earth, a figure sped toward the Land of Grass with incredible swiftness.

This person had a stern face, crimson hair and beard, and wore a forehead protector shaped like a mountain peak, bearing the symbol of Iwagakure. It was Rōshi, the Four-Tails Jinchūriki, renowned as "Rōshi of the Lava Release," sent from his village to intercept the Konoha ninja.

However, upon entering the Land of Grass, Rōshi’s mood soured. 2025-01-27 14:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 68: New Audience in Place, the Stage in the Land of Grass Is Set as Always

As he approached Han, Kazuyama realized the truth was exactly as Chōmei had described. Han's body emitted an unsettling chakra fluctuation, and his breath carried a feral intensity—not a human's chakra, but unmistakably the chakra of the Five-Tails, Kokuō.

Yet, the man before him was suppressing Kokuō's chakra through sheer willpower.

I’ve got to admit, that’s impressive. If it were me, I wouldn’t be able to pull it off.

“Chōmei, make the Scale Powder ...

Chapter 208: The Inauguration Ceremony

As time passed, the Hokage inauguration ceremony officially began.

Kawakaze, who had never seen an inauguration ceremony before, had personally planned this one, striving to make it extraordinary. A group of beautiful women took the stage and performed an eye-catching dance for the villagers. Their graceful figures and enchanting moves drew bursts of applause from the audience.

“Did you like it?” Tsunade asked, noticing Kawakaze was mesmerized, her eyes dancing with amusement....

Chapter 207: Hokage Rock

Early the next morning.

Tsunade, dressed in her Hokage robe, was enjoying breakfast at home when Kawakaze approached her with a request to attend the inauguration ceremony together.

“Sis, since you're going to be Hokage. Can I join the Anbu?” Nawaki asked, his eyes brimming with hope as he made his request.

Tsunade frowned slightly. “Anbu? Have you thought about it?” she asked, her tone serious. Though she wasn't entirely against the idea—Nawaki had grown strong an...

Chapter 67: Plotting Against Kokuō, the Five-Tails, Chōmei Is Full of Enthusiasm

“Hallucinogenic? Probably not,” Chōmei replied. “My Scale Powder has many effects, but it doesn’t cause mental harm.”

Kazuyama nodded. Nothing could be perfect, and he didn’t expect Scale Powder to be either. Its limitations were understandable, and he wasn’t concerned.

“Then we’ll try another method—forcefully stimulate him and make him transform into a Tailed Beast,” Kazuyama said thoughtfully.

Originally, he had planned to use hallucinogenic drugs, ...

Chapter 206: The Hokage Robe

Within a few days, the appointment letter from the Daimyō of the Land of Fire arrived.

That was fast!

The letter harshly criticized Hiruzen Sarutobi's actions and strongly endorsed Tsunade as the new Hokage.

Hokage's Office.

"Lady Tsunade—oh, no, Lady Hokage. Are you satisfied with the renovations?"

The speaker was the a short, dark-skinned, middle-aged man, his face radiating obvious flattery.

“Not bad,” Tsunade replied, glancing around.

Kawak...

Chapter 205: Drunken Revelry

“Come on, let’s go to my place for a drink,” Kawakaze said as soon as they left the Hokage Building. It was nearing lunchtime, and he was already urging his friends to gather.

“Let’s have some fun together,” Sakumo chimed in, clearly in a good mood as he offered to help with the preparations. Though usually less attentive, his enthusiasm for drinking sake was unmistakable.

“I’ll go back for a bit and get my wife and kid,” Duy said. A true family man, he never for...

Chapter 66: Like Teacher, Like Student: Plotting Against the Jinchūriki

At this time, the Valley of Clouds and Lightning was in chaos, with the Eight-Tails, its crimson eyes gleaming, running amok.

In the distance, a “kunoichi” smiled as she observed the destruction unfolding before her.

“Tailed Beast... Jinchūriki... Haha...” she murmured.

“Just as Kazuyama said, the Jinchūriki who cannot control the Tailed Beast are nothing to fear. A little manipulation is all it takes to turn them into puppets.”

Her tone shifted slightly,...

Chapter 204: Internal Nomination Meeting

A country cannot go a day without a leader, just as a family cannot go a day without a head.

With Hiruzen's abdication, Konohagakure needed a new Hokage. As the only senior Konoha counselor not implicated by Hiruzen, Koharu, at Kawakaze’s suggestion, gathered the heads of each clan to participate in the nomination of the next Hokage.

In Kawakaze’s words, the process still needed to be followed. It also served as an opportunity to identify any remaining diehard supporters of Hi...

Chapter 203: Hiruzen Sarutobi Steps Down

Kawakaze felt a sense of relief once he left the Sarutobi Clan's territory. The matter was settled, and now it was just a matter of Hiruzen abdicating.

As for a formal nomination, it wasn’t necessary—Tsunade's reputation alone was sufficient. With the Daimyō's approval, her position as Hokage would be secure.

Reaching the street, Kawakaze bought a nice toy for Kakashi. He also picked up some snacks for his disciples before heading directly to his residence with the Flying Thu...

Chapter 65: Kazuyama Takes the Initiative and Earns the Hokage's Deep Admiration!

“Kazuyama, your teacher isn’t here. Does that mean the plan’s off?”

“Yes…”

“No! I want to see a good show!”

“What am I supposed to do? I remember he made some kind of hallucinogenic drug. If I can get the Five-Tails Jinchūriki to take it, then use the Flying Thunder God to drop him in Iwagakure, it’ll be hilarious—an absolutely great show.”

“Then where’s the medicine? Go find it!”

“Find it? How? You’ve seen all the in...

Chapter 64: Guarding Against Thieves? No! Just Guarding Against Kazuyama Gekkō!

What happens if you run into a hungry bear in the depths of the forest? You get eaten.

That’s exactly the predicament Kazuyama was facing as the drooling brown bear lunged toward him!

“Chōmei!”

“Don’t rush me! I’m almost done!”

Chōmei was just as anxious. He could see the bear’s wide-open mouth and knew he had only moments before his best friend might be lost. The thought of never being able to watch a good show again drove Chōmei mad.

Chakra s...

Chapter 63: A Bear Drooling While Staring at Him!

Kazuyama lay on his hospital bed, sensing the faint killing intent radiating from both sides, so oppressive that he didn’t dare move a muscle.

He silently opened his personal panel:

[Kazuyama Gekkō]
[Age: 15]
[Konohagakure, Gekkō Clan Jōnin, Jinchūriki (Seven-Tails)]
[Kekkei Genkai: Transparent Escape (Perfect Mastery)]
Ninjutsu: Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, Eight Inner Gates, Flying Thunder God Technique, Fire Release Ninjutsu (Fireball, Phoenix Fire), Earth...

Chapter 62: The Terrifying Power of a Laxative Amplified Tenfold!

The case was solved. But why wasn’t there any smell of medicine in the military rations pill?

Kazuyama’s shoulders heaved as he gasped for air, his face drenched in tears from crying his heart out. How could this happen? Someone as cautious as him, just an observer, somehow got tangled up in all this chaos!

Suddenly, a notification rang in his head:

"Ding! Host's actions detected: Using laxatives to poison Fugaku Uchiha, leaving him suffering from agonizing diarrhea ...