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Chapter 26: Graduation Exam, Kakashi Joins the Fight

Ever since Kazuyama became Orochimaru's disciple, he had voraciously absorbed the knowledge imparted to him. Although Orochimaru had not yet allowed him to participate in his experiments, Kazuyama was fully aware that the day was not far off. Orochimaru’s break from conventional ethics wouldn’t occur until after the Third Shinobi World War, so there was no rush.

For now, Kazuyama spent his mornings attending Orochimaru's lessons and his afternoons studying at his mentor’s home. He...

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Chapter 25: The Prelude to War Has Begun

“What about Yin–Yang Release?”

Orochimaru was slightly startled by Kazuyama's question. He hadn’t expected a 14-year-old to pose such a query.

Interesting. Very interesting.

“Although it’s a bit early for you to understand this at your age, since you’ve asked, I’ll explain it to you.” Orochimaru’s voice carried a rare tone of approval.

“The concept of Yin Release and Yang Release: the power of Yin, derived from spiritual energy, is the ab...

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Chapter 24: Namikaze Minato’s Double Dealing

Kushina Uzumaki, the "Red Hot-Blooded Habanero" of Konoha.

The Uzumaki Clan, known for their immense chakra reserves and mastery of Fūinjutsu, had produced many formidable individuals, and Kushina was no exception. Despite her cute and youthful appearance, her fiery temper was legendary. To put it bluntly, she had the heart of a shrew.

Kazuyama’s casual words were enough to ignite her infamous temper. Without a single word, she turned into a red streak of lightning, charging st...

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Chapter 23: Draw Your Blade, Minato!

With those words, Fugaku was embraced by Minato after his heartfelt declaration of love.

A brief silence followed, broken only by the muffled sounds of people trying to stifle their laughter.

Minato's mind went completely blank. He lost the ability to think, his usual carefree demeanor shattered by the shock. Fugaku was no different, utterly stunned by the unexpected situation. Yet, he continued holding Minato, as if his body had refused to let go.

“You guys...”

Fi...

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Chapter 22: Fugaku! I Like You!

“What? Minato, what did you bet with Kazuyama?”

Jiraiya, one of the Sannin, perked up at the mention of a bet. He had an unusual fascination with wagers, largely because his secret love, Tsunade, was a notorious gambler.

“Sensei, I…” Minato’s face turned red in an instant. It was clear the terms of the bet were highly inappropriate.

“Hahaha! Minato, remember what you said to me back then? If I ever got myself a Sensei, you’d go and confess your love to Fugaku...

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Chapter 21: The Gift in Hand, Body Replacement Technique

Kazuyama didn’t care about Orochimaru’s reaction. If Orochimaru wanted him as a disciple, acceptance was a necessary gift—otherwise, Kazuyama would simply walk away. Besides, Orochimaru was now a cornerstone of Konoha; refusing publicly wasn’t an option for him.

“Heh... Alright, I’ll accept you as my disciple,” Orochimaru said with a sinister grin. “As for the gift you mentioned... Come with me...”

With that, Orochimaru turned and leapt down, heading toward the A...

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Chapter 20: Orochimaru Takes a Disciple, Kazuyama Demands a Gift!

Kazuyama returned from his trip to the Land of Hot Water with significant earnings, allowing him a rare period of leisure.

His reappearance at the Academy, however, sparked groans of despair among the students. The sight of their "Demon Sensei" was enough to send many into a panic. Yet, some met his return with confidence—none more so than Kakashi and Obito.

“Hmph! So you, the Demon Sensei, are back!” Obito exclaimed. “I’ll have you know that my concealment techniques ha...

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Chapter 19: The Fear Dominated by Kushina

“Yes, the Mutually Instantaneous Revolving Technique, if used well, is absolutely an excellent weapon on the battlefield.”

Minato looked at the technique engraved on his kunai, a glimmer of yearning in his eyes.

“Come on, Minato, let's try it?”

Hearing this, Minato’s curiosity about the new technique was completely piqued, and he agreed without hesitation.

“Okay, let’s do it! We’ll both leave our jutsu on each other and try it.”

With that, the t...

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Chapter 18: A Sparring Invitation from Minato Namikaze

“Chōmei, my good days are coming to an end…”

As Kazuyama walked through the village, he couldn’t help feeling a sense of helplessness. With the exposure of his Flying Thunder God Technique and his teleportation abilities, any hopes of maintaining a low profile had vanished. Still, he took some solace in his arsenal—he still had the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique and the Eight Inner Gates. In this cutthroat world, where survival meant devouring others before being discarded, ...

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Chapter 17: Say What You Want, I’m Not Admitting It

Heichi, who had narrowly escaped death, felt as though his entire being had been transformed. For the first time, he made Kazuyama  see him in a new light.

Heichi was a relentless chatterbox, rambling on endlessly. If he wasn't a friend, Kazuyama might have seriously considered silencing him with Scale Powder. Trust him—he could do it.

The two had taken a detour from the Land of Hot Water to the Land of Rice Fields. Kazuyama’s tensed nerves finally began to ease as they c...

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Chapter 16: The Flying Thunder God Escape Masterclass!

As Hironobu's body hit the ground with a heavy thud, Heichi knew he had already died. A trace of pride flickered in his eyes.

"The ninja of Konoha will only die in battle—they will never retreat!"
He turned to Kazuyama, his voice steady despite the chaos. "Kazuyama! Please take care of this!"

Heichi was prepared to fight to the death. His words were a clear command for Kazuyama to prioritize the mission and return to the village. But Kazuyama wasn’t one to abandon comrades....

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Chapter 15: Crisis – The Ambush of Kumogakure

As he observed the five paralyzed individuals, Kazuyama slowly revealed himself, stepping into view. Despite the apparent success of his technique, he still sought confirmation from Chōmei.

“Chōmei, you're sure they can't see me right now, right?” he asked cautiously.

“Absolutely not. Don’t worry! If it doesn’t work, just try it yourself,” Chōmei replied confidently.

To test the waters, Kazuyama crouched in front of one of the Kumo ninja and waved his hand. Th...

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Chapter 14: The Pitiful Five-Man Team from Kumogakure

This is a team of five Chūnin from Kumogakure. Their year-round life in the mountains has made them exceptionally strong and physically fit.

"Really, when can we fight? We've been patrolling for a month already," one of them grumbled.

"Stop complaining. Lord Raikage has already gone to talk to the Daimyō," another responded, irritation evident in their tone.

The group remained unaware of the silent figure approaching them, too absorbed in teasing one another. Their current...

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Chapter 13: From Now On, You Are a Special Jōnin

Kazuyama Gekkō arrived at the Hokage's office, his eyes sweeping the room before a flicker of surprise crossed his face. Before him stood the ANBU and Sakumo Hatake.

“Oh, Lord Sakumo, long time no see.”

Sakumo Hatake nodded with a warm smile in response to the greeting.

“Kazuyama, stop messing around. We have an urgent mission that requires you to act immediately.”

Kazuyama scratched his head, his tone tinged with exasperation. “Old man, I’m just a Chūnin...

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Chapter 12: The Origin of Konoha’s White Fang

[Ding! Host's forced exposure to Kakashi's face (young) detected. Special reward: +10 Ninjutsu.]

See? A little trickery brings sweet rewards from these future Konoha's prodigies!

In stark contrast, Kakashi looked like he was battling a serious case of constipation. After all, the sheer "rainbow-like" beauty of the mask was... well, a bit much to handle.

Meanwhile, Obito, who had finally recovered after being hit by Kazuyama's infamous One Thousand Years of Death, st...

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Chapter 11: Removing Kakashi’s Mask!

The Ninja Academy, established by the Second Hokage as a training ground for future shinobi, is a cornerstone of Konoha’s education system—but it is far from flawless. Its relatively recent founding has resulted in notable gaps in its curriculum. Take, for instance, the current generation of students, like Kazuyama Gekkō. Beyond basic ninjutsu training and general knowledge, the academy provides little to truly cultivate the full potential of its students.

Unless a student demonstr...

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Chapter 10: Enrolling at the Ninja Academy

When Kazuyama met Jiraiya, the latter was overflowing with enthusiasm.

“Kazuyama, I heard you went to Takigakure this time?” Jiraiya asked casually, though his eyes sparkled with anticipation. “Did you gather any good material to help with my writing?”

“When Icha Icha Paradise is released, you’ll be the first to get a copy!”

As a ninja, Jiraiya was also a writer. Icha Icha Paradise was one of his signature works, crafted from observa...

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Chapter 9: Perfect Catch – Big, Juicy Bugs

The three ninjas, after returning to Konohagakure Village, headed straight to the Hokage's office. This mission had been assigned by the Third Hokage, and they still needed to deliver their report.

“So, Takigakure still plans to stay isolated from the outside world, and the Seven-Tails is a bit unstable?”

“Is that right, Kazuyama?”

Kazuyama nodded helplessly as he looked at the lecher before him.

Why helpless? Because he noticed the faint, hidden smile playing ...

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Chapter 8: The Apex of Shameless Behavior

[Ding! The system has detected that the host has stolen Takigakure’s Tailed Beast, the Seven-Tails Chōmei. Such an act is the pinnacle of shamelessness! The host is rewarded with a 100% affinity bonus with the Seven-Tails.]

[Ding! The system has detected that the host has teamed up with the Seven-Tails Chōmei to leave a fake Tailed Beast in Takigakure. Such a devious act is highly inappropriate! The host is rewarded with +10 Ninjutsu, +7 Body, and +10 Genjutsu.]

The prompts le...

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Chapter 7: Jinchūriki – Kazuyama Gekkō

Once he was ready, Kazuyama Gekkō took a deep breath.

“Chōmei, are you ready?”

“I’m going to start.”

Chōmei nodded. He, too, was prepared. Once the seal succeeded, he would be free. Although he would be tied to the young boy in front of him, Chōmei felt that the brat was a good candidate.

The Four Symbols Seal was a powerful sealing technique that demanded immense strength and precise chakra control. Fortunately, Kazuyama had maintained his Transparent Es...

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Chapter 6: The Sealing Begins! Four Symbols Seal to Take the Seven-Tails!

“Kid, what’s your name?”

“Kazuyama Gekkō, of the Konoha Gekkō Clan.”

“Hm, do you have any bugs on you? You know, the ones that... well... you can eat.”

Kazuyama Gekkō blinked in confusion. Bugs you can eat? What kind of request was that?

Suddenly, he remembered that he did have some insects on him, ones with a faint scent reminiscent of the Aburame Clan. Could Chōmei mean those?

“Is this what you mean?”

He casually re...

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Chapter 5: I Am the Mighty Seven-Tails! Huh? Sigh!

The Seven-Tails, known as Chōmei, was one of the nine fragments of chakra split from the Ten-Tails by Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo in ancient times. A colossal beetle with six wings and a tail, its sealed form before Kazuyama was noticeably smaller, a clear result of its confinement.

Kazuyama stared at the enormous Tailed Beast, its sheer presence overwhelming despite the seal. The oppressive aura reminded him just how insignificant a lone ninja like himself was in comparison.

Thanks to t...

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Chapter 4: Going All Out for the Seven-Tails!

In the world of ninjas, even the most skilled warriors need a place to unwind, and the hot springs were a favorite retreat.

“Ah, this is the best. Soaking in the hot springs is the most comfortable thing in the world,” one of the women sighed contentedly.

“Agreed. Keeping the seal intact all day really takes a toll,” another replied, leaning back with a weary smile.

“Enough chatter! Let’s enjoy it while we can—we’ve got the night shift coming up,” the third...

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Chapter 3: Control Your Pig and Ram It Into That Waterfall!

The next day, outside Konohagakure, Kazuyama Gekkō and his teammates had already set off for Takigakure.

“Hey, Suzaku, Shibi,” Kazuyama called out, a teasing smirk on his face. “Are we really just going to scout Takigakure this time? If there’s going to be fighting, I’ll be the first to run.”

Suzaku Nara, walking beside him, gave a lazy shrug. Despite being officially a Chūnin, his mastery of the Nara Clan’s secret techniques had earned him the title of Special Jō...

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Chapter 2: Got Another Freebie from Jiraiya!

Jiraiya stared at the cunning Kazuyama Gekkō standing in front of him, a sinking feeling washing over him like he'd just been outmaneuvered.

The unspoken lesson echoed in his mind: If I’m shameless enough, no one can mess with me.

“Lord Jiraiya, just one jutsu. If you teach me, I won’t tell Old Man Third about you,” Kazuyama said with a sly grin.

Jiraiya’s mouth twitched in irritation, but after a long sigh of defeat, he reluctantly agreed.

They arr...

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Chapter 1: Starting Off by Making Jiraiya Cry

Outside the hot spring bathhouse in Konohagakure, a white-haired man with a ruddy complexion and strikingly mischievous air was peeping through a crack in the fence. His sharp eyes darted back and forth, and every now and then, he scribbled something into a notebook with a fervent enthusiasm.

“So big… so fair,” he muttered under his breath.

“Tsk tsk, such a good material…”

“That one is not bad either. Hey? That one over there has a better figure! Excellent mate...

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Chapter 202: A Hero’s Twilight

“We common people are really, really happy today~”

Humming a song that no one else could understand, Kawakaze leisurely strolled to the Sarutobi Clan's territory.

At that moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi had neither the heart nor the face to attend to work. It seemed as if he was waiting for someone at home.

“Who are you?”

Before long, Kawakaze was stopped by several Sarutobi Clan ninjas. Their expressions were unsettling, and their tone was laced with arrogance, clear...

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Chapter 201: Tadashi’s Deep Contemplation

“He doesn’t know what’s good for him.”

Looking in the direction of Tadashi’s departure, Homura suppressed the urge to curse. Tadashi’s refusal had also extinguished his last hope. He hated that he wasn’t capable of taking the Hokage’s position himself; otherwise, he wouldn’t care about becoming a puppet.

“When the spotlight's gone, so are the friends. He’s seen through it,” Hiruzen remarked, quickly regaining his composure.

Though the outcome was disa...

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Chapter 200: Wild Fantasies

The moon hung high in the sky, casting its pale light over the silent streets of Konoha. Yet, sleep evaded many, their minds restless with disbelief. The events of the day were too shocking—Hiruzen Sarutobi had fallen from grace, and the impact of his downfall reverberated loudly, leaving no hope for redemption.

In the Hyūga Clan territory, the night brought an unusual visitor. An assassin on a mission approached the Clan Head's residence, only to be intercepted by a vigilant Hyūga ...

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Chapter 199: Fugaku Takes Action

"Ugh..."

Fugaku patted the Sarutobi Clan ninja on the shoulder. As the man turned to face him, his eyes locked onto a pair of scarlet Sharingan. The Three Tomoe had transformed into a boomerang-like shape.

The ninja’s mind went blank, his will slipping from his grasp.

"What did you just do?" Fugaku asked, his eyes reverting to normal.

"Nothing. I just burned all the money," the Sarutobi Clan ninja said in a flat tone.

His words left the villagers stunned, their...

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