Hey folks!
Writing has continued. So far I have not been brought down by a stray cold or a passing flu. I think this might really be happening! I will be back on for April, accepting your requests and sharing all new fics! It's such a relief to be able to say that!
So, without ado, here, the last of the requested shorts from December. And I think it should be pretty obvious that it's very overdue - but I hope you enjoy it all the same ^^'
See you next week everyone.
2023-03-29 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Fantastic news - at long last everything is working again (by which I mean, my immune system and my brain). After three long months I'm getting things written on schedule once more - which means we're back in full swing come April!
(This also means if you were enjoying the long pause on my subscription, it's time to run, because that'll be coming to an end in the next few days. Your support was totally appreciated!)
I'm looking forward to taking fresh requests in ...
2023-03-22 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Speed is still picking up on the writing front, which is the most positive I've been about my progress in months! I really think I'll be back in full action for April - I'm looking forward to it!
For now, here's another story - I hope you all enjoy!
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Request: P3-Mitsuru ended up stranded somewhere out in a trailer park while visiting America and she was less then enthused-especially when it turned out she was going to have to stay ...
2023-03-15 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
After months of complaining, I might finally be picking up speed. I've been getting stuff done at long last. Here's hoping it continues, but if I can keep this up, I'll really be ready to take new stuff on come April.
It's great to finally be writing again ^^
And in the meantime, to tide you fine folks over, how about another tale, from the Servant Trap. I hope you enjoy!
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Request: Servant Trap Follow-Up: This week's winner of the...
2023-03-08 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Where the hell did February go? I could swear it was here when I checked, but good lord we're already in March. Damn that month is short.
Health wise I'm getting better - Sometimes I even feel like my old self again. It's going to be a bit longer, I think, before I'm back up to speed - but I'm hopeful that by April I'll be back in business. I'm sorry it's taking so long.
In the meantime, cheerleader Sae!
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Request: Alright! I was t...
2023-03-01 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Well, I'm still waiting for my body to recover fully and allow me to write at the speed I used to. If this continues, I'll have to delay my full return for another month - something I definitely wanted to avoid doing, but I'm not being left much choice. Getting sick is the worst, as all of this has reminded me.
But, in the meantime, here, another delayed short to hopefully entertain you while I continue trying to sort this all out. Hope you enjoy!
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2023-02-22 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks.
Things seem to be calming down around here, and hopefully my condition is improving, but man, I have learned to avoid making promises on that front. Still going to keep working on it, and in the meantime, here's another short!
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Request: A music fan decides to play her favourite rock band's records backwards to search for hidden messages. Unfortunately, it turns out that rock music really can corrupt the youth when played backwards - into lite...
2023-02-15 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Still working at getting this writing machine working properly again. Hopefully it'll be sooner rather than later. For now, though, all I can offer is another short. Here's hoping more will follow quickly.
Enjoy!
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So, good news and bad news.
The good news was that the Golden Flag of the Silver Princess, an infamous treasure – worth more to the right collector than even a whispered rumour about the location of the One Piece! – had finally been foun...
2023-02-08 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks.
Right, if all has gone to plan, this is being posted up at the right time. Unfortunately I can't be keeping an eye on the scheduler right now, since today I have to be at the opposite end of the country attending a funeral. Hopefully once I get back I'll have a lot more free time to get things sorted - preperations for all this have been taking up a lot of space this past month (And are part of why I'm in a rush writing this.)
Best of luck all - I'll see you next week, ...
2023-02-01 18:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks.
As always, I hope everyone is doing well out there. I seem to be recovering bit by bit from the unending storm of viruses that hit me (I didn't think you could catch every bug going around one after another, but there you go) and hopefully I'll be able to resume my writing duties properly soon. I will be continuing the subscription pause through February, since my recovery is taking so long, but I'll still try to post stories up for you all as we go.
Today's story is ac...
2023-01-25 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks.
My immune system still seems to be caught in an eternal systems update where I get to experience everything I missed over the self isolation period (excpet Covid, thankfully) which is... unpleasant, but I remain optimistic I'm on the road to recovery. There can't be that many illnesses out there, can there?
Obviously it's hard to tell how long it's going to be until I can resume writing, but subs will remain uncharged until I've caught up on December's promises. In the ...
2023-01-18 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Recovery continues to go slowly, not helped by a few bumpy RL issues that I'm going to be dealing with this month. Apparently I only get smooth sailing during the middle months of the year! But ah well. Hopefully I'll be right as rain and writing again before long. In the meantime, I still have some stuff to tide you over from before I got sick. I hope you enjoy!
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Request: How about a little miniseries where the main Persona 5 girls get their...
2023-01-11 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ahoy folks!
Happy new year! I hope 2023 is treating everyone well so far. I'm certainly feeling a lot better now than I was through December, though I'm still taking it easy to recover properly.
So, while I don't have any stories for you just yet, I thought I'd share some art I commissioned with the help of a friend. Hope you enjoy!
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2023-01-04 18:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks
I'm sorry to say, but whatever virus I caught only got worse - probably helped no end by my refusal to lay down and rest during the holiday period and exhausting myself like a fool. It has been a pretty unpleasant time, and even now I'm barely capable of getting out of bed long enough to post up this week's update.
I've already paused subscription payments, and they won't be resuming until I've caught up on all of the shorts and other commissioned works. I can't say how ...
2022-12-28 18:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi folks.
Well, I really hoped to have better news, but that 'bug' I mentioned last week grew into proper bedridden sickness for multiple days. Very unpleasant, and unfortunately very distracting when it came to writing. I'm going to have to push the shorts back by a week, at minimum. Apologies, I hate to delay, but it's kind of unavoidable when I get sick.
I might have to take an extra month off to catch back up on this one, we'll see (if I do, obviously it'll be at no charge to ...
2022-12-21 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks, hope all is well out there.
I'm working away at the short requests - though I seem to have picked up some kind of winter bug, so they may be delayed a little. Apologies if so, but I'll try to get them done in time.
But for this week, here, enjoy a tale of Raven and Starfire learning how not to think, and just obey!
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It was supposed to be a typical raid. Get in, disrupt the villain’s plans, blow up their stuff, and arrest the guy behind it all (as long as ...
2022-12-14 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hi folks!
Phew. Well winter has certainly arrived over here - good lord is it cold out. I hope eveyone's wrapped up and staying warm, wherever you may be. Not much news to deliver from my side of things - I'm still writing away until my break next month, and hopefully I'll be delivering good stuff.
Hope you all have a fun December - and enjoy today's story, as a pair of familiar adventurers enjoy a life changing stay at the inn...
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“I cannot thank you enough.” The...
2022-12-07 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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December requests time!
Please forgive me if these ones are a little slow - December is always a busy month. But here's hoping all goes well! I need to refine this post some to make it more streamlined, but that can wait for next time around. For now, have at!
Please do give me as much detail as you can about what you want to see - I've had a lot of vague requests over the many months that I've been doing this, and trying to work out what the patron is actually as...
2022-12-07 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Once again I'm in a rush - dentist appointments lead to dentist appointments, as we all sadly know, so I shall just leave you with today's story - please enjoy!
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Chaldea, humanity’s last line of defence – usually only called into action after the final curtain has already fallen on the human race to try to pull off a miraculous revival. The fact that they actually made firm progress on pulling that off, not once but twice, was enough to make anyone n...
2022-11-30 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks - hope all is well!
I've got a dentist appointment shortly, so I won't waste time - here, have part 2 of this 2 part Ghost in the Shell fic!
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“Hey baby~” The hacker giggled as she sashayed back into the bedroom – a high class place with white silk sheets, a king-sized bed, and an amazing view of the city through tinted glass windows. “Sorry I took so long, I wanted to look extra nice for when I-”
Click.
The hacker – who’d taken t...
2022-11-23 18:00:10 +0000 UTC
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The empty headed princess stared blankly out of the window, paused in the middle of brushing her hair. What had she just been thinking about? Something about... escaping, or something? Oh well, it didn't matter. If it was anything important, surely her big sister Morgan would tell her. She was, like, way smarter than silly little Arturia~
Giggling, she turned back to the mirror, and forgot all about anything more than sitting in her tower and looking pretty...
So...
2022-11-17 09:29:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks! Hope all is well out there.
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2022-11-16 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Writing away at the moment, so I won't delay, but have part 1 of a 2 part set! Y'know, Ghost in the Shell was one of the first anime I remember watching. Hopefully I've done it justice here!
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How do you know that you exist? It seems like a simple enough question to answer. Surely, just by virtue of answering at all, you verify your realness. But… No, no, it’s not quite that easy. After all, are you the person that you think you are? Is your existence truly yo...
2022-11-09 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Happy November! I hope everyone had a fun Halloween. Now we move on into the frosty march to Christmas, and I am all too aware that some of my RL friends are about to become utterly unbearable. Christmas cheer? Brrrrr.
But let us discuss merrier things! Specifically, stories! It seems there's a lot more interest in 4-5k commissions on here than there is for anything else, so I'm going to be testing those out this month and seeing what works best for my writing style. He...
2022-11-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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You know, I'm thinking about trying theme months, but if I did I suspect I'd just do stuff like Theme: Bimbofication.
... I've got pretty basic tastes, what can I say?
Please do give me as much detail as you can about what you want to see - I've had a lot of vague requests over the many months that I've been doing this, and trying to work out what the patron is actually asking for takes up a lot of time and effort. I want these to be as good as po...
2022-11-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Alright folks, the time has come! Shorts are ar
2022-10-26 17:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Okay, I screwed up the settings on the last poll, so here's a new one that lets you do multiple choice! Sorry for the mess folks.
2022-10-19 17:33:21 +0000 UTC
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Hi folks!
Sadly I do have to confirm that I'll be posting up the shorts next week instead of this week like I planned (the delay I mentioned last week really gummed up the works), but in their place, please enjoy part two of this Nanoha bimbofication saga!
(Check the 'Nanoha' tag to see part 1 if you've forgotten it)
Hopefully things'll be back on track, and this'll be the last kind of delay for a while! Have a good week, all, and I hope you're enjoying Halloween month!
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2022-10-19 17:00:09 +0000 UTC
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I managed to screw this up. Please cast your actual votes here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/market-research-73513523
One more thing!
As I've mentioned, I'm planning on changing up how things work around here so I can offer more commission tiers. But to do that, I'd like to know what people are actually interested in from me. Like, I can offer tiers that get 1...
2022-10-19 17:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hi there folks!
Okay, some interesting results from the market research! I'll keep that in mind for when I set up the bigger commission tier - hopefully later this month.
That said, there might be a delay, thanks to some annoying real life interruptions that hit this weekend which have stopped me from writing as much as I want to this week. This might result in the shorts release being pushed back by a week. Sorry for that, guys, life is occasionally a bitch, but I'm hoping to reg...
2022-10-12 17:00:11 +0000 UTC
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