Jack Horner Stories

Second Story Poll

1. The Loophole

Mary is saving herself for marriage, a fact she's told every guy she's ever dated. But her new boyfriend, Frank, is different, and for the first time in her life, she wants to have sex before marriage. When one of Mary's friends brings up the poophole loophole, Mary knows just how to get around her prudish rule.

2. Free-use Friend

Becky's really done it now. She's always been flirty with her friend Ross, but it's never crossed a line...that is, until now....

Wednesday Update 6/4/25

Hey everybody, just wanted to give a quick update since I missed last week's post.

Unfortunately, my life has been very hectic the past couple of weeks, and I haven't had time to write for quite a while. I was able to get out a chapter the other week, but last week I was so busy that I was unable to write a chapter and completely forgot to make an update post beforehand.

Thankfully, I'm past the thick of it (hopefully) and should be good to be back on a normal schedu...

Logan and the Three Bachelorettes - Chapter 3

Now that Claire has hit up Logan, he's got his hands full, but are Claire and Dakota the women that Logan truly wants? And when Logan gets a case of blue balls, who will he turn to?

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Password: Patience

Logan and The Three Bachelorettes - Chapter 2

Logan's caught the attention of Dakota and plans to pursue that but Amelia is wary of Logan putting all his eggs in one basket too quick. Is Amelia right about Logan's chances with the other bachelorettes? Or does the title of this story just mean nothing?

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Password: Florist

Logan and the Three Bachelorettes - Chapter 1

Logan is surprised when his coworker Amelia asks if he can be the stripper for her bachelorette party! The offer becomes a lot more tempting when Amelia reveals that three of her bachelorettes are single and that Logan might have a chance to mingle...

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Password: Retreat

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 9 (Epilogue)

A couple of months after the events of Strictly Platonic, Zoey confronts Wyatt with a kink he's been dying to try.

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Password: Varsity

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 8 (FINALE)

Zoey and Wyatt have revealed their deeply hidden secrets to each other, but have they acted on it? Or will Yvonne have to give a light push to ensure the two friends take the next step?

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Password: Fantastic

Tuesday Update 4/29/25

Poll Winner

For the first time in a while, we did not have a close race. Logan and the Three Bachelorettes won decisively last week, meaning it'll be my next story! Thank you to everyone who voted; the new story will be coming soon!

Apologies

Outside of the poll, I did want to apologize for the lack of a chapter last week. My workload in the final couple weeks of my semester has increased, and I also had some personal issues I had to deal meaning I had no time to write o...

Next Story Poll

1. Breaking The Bro Code

Lance and Daniel have been best friends their entire lives and have gone through thick and thin together. Their friendship is finally tested when Lance starts dating a new girl, Rebecca, whom Daniel is head-over-heels for. Daniel would never break the bro code, especially against Lance, but Rebecca's constant teasing isn't making it easy for him...

2. Getting Caught

Caroline doesn't usually do crazy things, but her roommate hadn't left the dorm i...

Tuesday Update 4/22/25

Strictly Platonic

I hope everybody has been enjoying Strictly Platonic! Those of you keeping up with the chapters have probably guessed that the story was coming to an end (especially after last week), and I'm just here to confirm that this week will indeed be its final chapter.

There will be an epilogue chapter, as I believe MGR's was received pretty well, so I'd like to keep that up. The chapter will still be Patreon-exclusive, so everybody here gets an extra chapter that the ...

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 7

Wyatt continues talking with Yvonne after she tells him the truth, but will he be open to fixing things? Or even worse...does he not feel the same way?

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Password: Gleek

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 6

Zoey and Wyatt have finally crossed the final line that drives a wedge between them, causing Zoey to turn to Yvonne for support. But what can Yvonne tell Zoey that might help save her friendship with Wyatt?

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Password: Squad

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 5

Zoey catches up with Yvonne who can't wait to hear about Wyatt but will Zoey let on how far they've gotten? And when Wyatt comes over for dinner, will the two continue to take things even further?

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Password: Drama

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 4

At the end of a long week, Wyatt and Zoey each settle down for a calm night. However, when the two start drinking, their inhibitions are lowered, and pushing the limits just a little bit couldn't hurt...right?

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Password: Vodka

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 3

Zoey and Wyatt have taken the first steps to try and take the importance out of their drunken hookup but there are still some hangups between the two and Zoey won't stop until she solves it.

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Password: Groundhog

This Week's Chapter

Hey everybody, sorry to report, but this week's chapter is unfortunately delayed.

The one week I decided to cut it close to the deadline,e I had some IRL stuff pop up and unfortunately couldn't even start on this week's chapter.

We'll be back to normal next week, and sorry again for the delay!

What to do with Horndogs...

Hey everybody, so not a typical update this week as I don't have anything to update on persay (Strictly Platonic 3 still coming out this Friday), but I wanted to post to throw to the wind any suggestions for beefing up the Horndogs tier.

Initially, I had conceived it as a tier that could get exclusive content that would never be released outside of the tier, as well as more say in the stories. However, few Patrons ever took up the opportunity to vote on ideas, and even fewer sugg...

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 2

After the revelation of last night's events, Zoey goes to Yvonne for some advice. But will Yvonne's words be enough to save Wyatt and Zoey's friendship?

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Password: Mistake

Strictly Platonic - Chapter 1

Wyatt and Zoey have been best friends since college and have a strict rule between each other to keep it STRICTLY PLATONIC. The two have managed to uphold that rule through the years, but that's all about to change...

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Password: Left

My Girlfriend's Roommate - Chapter 9 (PROLOGUE)

A look into how our main couple, Ariana and Chris, ended up with Bailey. And why Ariana and Chris don't talk about their old friend Daisy too much...

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Password: Chicken

Monday Update 2/24/25

Poll Results

After a week of voting, the results are in, and Strictly Platonic will be my next story!

For voters of Breaking The Bro Code, don't worry about missing out on that story as I make sure that every story that comes in close at second pops up in at least one more future poll.

Thank you everybody for voting!

MGR's "Epilogue" Chapter

Last week, I was a little vague about the epilogue of My Girlfriend's Roommate, and for good reason, because t...

My Girlfriend's Roommate - Chapter 8 (FINALE)

Ariana may have found out about Chris and Bailey but is that really the end to the story? Or is the one character we've spent the least time with got one last twist up her sleeve?

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Password: Rug

Next Story Poll

1. Virgin Trials

Levi is a college sophomore who has tried to lose his virginity for years. At a party one night he drunkenly confesses to his classmate, Jess, about his failed escapades. What Levi doesn't know is that Jess loves making dreams come true. But what Levi will come to find out is that Jess never does it without a price.

2. Breaking The Bro Code

Lance and Daniel have been best friends their entire lives and have gone through thick and thin together. Th...

Monday Update 2/17/25

Hey everybody! Been a while since I've done one of these but a lot's coming up so we're getting right back into it!

My Girlfriend's Roommate

Last week's chapter of My Girlfriend's Roommate ended on a HUGE cliffhanger! This week will resolve that with an interesting twist I hope everybody will like especially because this week will also be MGR's final chapter.

I initially planned for 10 chapters and wanted to try to push it past that like Human Sexuality but found the story...

My Roommate's Girlfriend - Chapter 7

After Chris finally admits he wants to fuck, Bailey plans for the fateful day. But due to a screw-up on Chris' part, their plans are ruined. The two horndogs try to push through for the high reward but that high risk is not too far behind...

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Password: Sixty

My Girlfriend's Roommate - Chapter 6

Bailey goes away for a weekend vacation boating but after a conversation with Ariana irritates her, she sinks her claws back into Chris' waiting arms.

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Password: Boat

My Girlfriend's Roommate - Chapter 5

After Bailey provided Chris with some much-needed jerk-off fuel the night before, the two reconcile with Chris' words and if he really meant what he said in the heat of that moment...

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Password: Pillow

My Girlfriend's Roommate - Chapter 4

Ariana invites Chris over to the apartment after finally finishing moving in. But when Ariana isn't able to have sex with Chris...where else is his pent-up frustration supposed to go?

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Password: Period

My Girlfriend's Roommate - Chapter 3

After Bailey's sudden nude message, Chris decides he's had enough and finally decides to talk to Ariana about Bailey's behavior. But what if Ariana isn't all that put off by it?

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Password: Trust

My Girlfriend's Roommate - Chapter 2

Chris has seen Ariana's new roommate, Bailey, naked. And to not ruin Ariana's new apartment so early, Chris decides to keep it a secret. But will a peek at Bailey's naked body be all Chris gets?

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Password: Bob