Heey...
Has anyone else ever had a few drinks and decided to impulse-buy sexy online sex-shop things you might probably maybe never use? 😂
🙈Yeah that was probably just me…
But thanks for letting me try out these late night purchases on you 🤣
Love,
💜🧔🏻Matthew
🚓👮🏽🚨 💳Step away from the card!
[M4F] Kink Test [Pacigag] [Blindfold] [Learning lock down restraints] [Practicing breath-play] [Soft flogging] [Possessive] ...
2022-02-25 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Heey -
I hope you enjoy this video, and wanna spend a little time snuggling before falling asleep tonight.
This video has some page-turning, candle sounds, a little dumb pillow-talk, gentle breathing, a bit of chest and side-on nudity, yawns, a soft heartbeat, bedsheet rustles, and a hint of ass ;)
(Banned on YouTube and restored after review)
💜🧔🏻Matthew
p.s. The audio only version is here if you'd prefer: 2022-02-22 21:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Heey - I’m having a hot date with myself at the supermarket. Meet you at the checkout?
Have a great day…
Smooches,
💘🧔🏻Matthew
[M4F] Stupid Cupid [Strangers to Lovers] [Meet cute] [Dumb jokes] [Tears] [Sofa sex] [Immersive Sound] [Romantic] [Story-driven] [Passionate sex] [Heavy SFX] [Valentine’s Day] [18+]
2022-02-14 18:53:31 +0000 UTC
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Heey...
Tonight, Bad Sex Therapist might have arranged for you to have your first experience as a camgirl. He might also have gotten a little carried away with the very dirty talk and fantasy of you pleasuring multiple men, so much so that he was a little flustered at the end. 😅
This audio has been reviewed by a female SWer and professional cammer to check for authenticity and ensure nobody in the industry would take offence at the fantasy. So, please enjoy!
All in good (...
2022-02-11 20:01:01 +0000 UTC
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This is just me and the mics, getting a bit quirky 😁... before 😫💦💦💦
If you’re wondering what I'm talking about with the 🤜🏼hand thing, I made a little clip. 🤣
Hope you've had a fun start to the week!
Smooches,
🧔🏻💜Matthew
2022-02-08 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey...
Happy Friday! This starts out with some relaxing ASMR and personal attention, builds to a very sexy climax, then relaxes you again with some aftercare chatter and hair-brushing.
Love,
💜🧔🏻Matthew
[Erotic ASMR] [Tidying you up] [Immersive 3D sound] [Bent over kitchen table] [Fingering] [Taking you to bed] [Sex] [Creampie]
2022-02-04 20:54:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey!!
As a great man once said: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I really hope you enjoy exploring Wellington with me!
Love,
💜🧔🏻Matthew
2022-02-01 23:21:43 +0000 UTC
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Heey...
😉I might need help getting some pics taken, and I see you're a pretty good photographer...
Happy Friday!
💜🧔🏻Matthew
[Friends to lovers] [CFNM] [I learned a new acronym] [Directing me] [Photographing me] [Posing me] [Touching me] [Teasing me] [Torturing me] [Straddling me] [Riding Me] [MSubish] to [MDomish] [Taking You] [Missionary]
2022-01-28 20:56:50 +0000 UTC
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😫I was way overdue some me-time, so here we go... I literally just recorded this. Please come and join me! 😉😘
[JOI Instructions] [Cleaning the bean] [Diddling Miss Daisy] [Ménage à moi] [Checking the undercarriage] [SI] [Schlicking instructions] [Mutual masturbation] so also [Jerkin the gerkin] [A bit meta] [Did you understand any of that?]
And please please, if you can spare a second, 2022-01-25 21:13:25 +0000 UTC
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Heey... Happy National Hugging Day…
🤗😏🤗😉🤗😌
Did you know this is a thing? 😃
Well just in time - this audio is about comforting you through a time of depression, or at least giving you a bit of relief by being wrestly and physical and sexy with you.
As a disclaimer, I have to say I’ve been very fortunate to not suffer from any serious or long term depression… but like everyone, I’ve had those days of feeling that purposeless flatness an...
2022-01-21 20:01:02 +0000 UTC
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I took a short break from raunchy to do something kinda silly and fun - just paying homage to some classic art.
💜🧔🏻Matthew
2022-01-18 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey -
I hope you enjoy this latest modernised fable retelling!
Just be warned though - it's no Disney remake. 😅
While it has my usual playfulness and implied consent, I'm aware it could be triggering for anyone who has really experienced a home invasion, attack or coercion, so please listen with caution 🥺🙏
It's very much a story-based role-play for if you'd enjoy the fantasy of a stranger tying you up and giving you some... not so gentl...
2022-01-14 20:19:09 +0000 UTC
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Heey -
This is just me in bed, but doing something I’ve never talked to anyone about before, so I’m curious to see if anyone else does the same thing sometimes?
If you wanna skip to the sexiest bit I think it's at about 23:00 mins 😌
Hope you're having a great start to the week!
🧔🏻💜Matthew
[M4F] [Whispered Sexy talk] [Pillow humping] [Taking advantage of my sleepiness] [Soft spoken] [Sensual dirty talk] [Binaural sound] [Teasing you to sleep] [Brea...
2022-01-11 21:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey...
Do you think I can be a total manwhore for the first time without feeling like a total manwhore, and you can be a paying customer for the first time without actually feeling like a paying customer?
We might take some persuading, but ummm, yeah... it'll be really worth it. 🥵
🧔🏻💜Matthew
TAGS: [M4F] Your First Time With A Male Escort [Awkward] [Unsure] [Backing out] [Just a massage] [Just a little bit of touching] [Just lying on top] [Just putting it in...
2022-01-07 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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This is a little meta ramble and self-touching - talking about our sexy-world and fantasies and what it means to me and how I like to imagine you...
Smooches,
Matthew
⚡️🗼⚡️
2022-01-04 21:01:00 +0000 UTC
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⛸Come away with friends to the frozen lake for the weekend for 🎆New Year celebrations, and let me warm you up by the fire… 😉🔥
Whether you'll be home asleep or out celebrating, have a lovely night!
Smooches,
💜🧔🏻
Matthew
2021-12-30 20:57:56 +0000 UTC
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This compilation audio is purely loud dirty talk and orgasms taken from the audios Host Daddy 4, Big Cock Ex, Taking Care of You, Bad Fertility Doc, Making a Sex Tape.
I hope it’s useful to... um... finish you off 😉 when you need it!
Love,
Matt
2021-12-28 21:01:02 +0000 UTC
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This compilation audio is purely soft-spoken and quiet sounds. It features highlights taken from the audios Host Daddy Drive, Little Lights in the Dark, Relaxing You, Tantric Sex, Shaving Your Legs, and Affirmations…
I hope it’s a useful 😴relaxation or sleep aid!
Love,
🧔🏻💜
Matthew
2021-12-28 21:00:02 +0000 UTC
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❄️🔔🎄🔔❄️Hey! It's already Christmas day already in New Zealand and I'm about to get busy hosting another gathering, but I'm also feeling incredibly grateful and wanted to send you a big thank-you!
Thanks also to those who have been voluntarily increasing their monthly support. Although I don’t usually mention it publicly, I’m always so glad to see that the page means as much to you as it does to me... 🥰
Thanks to everyone for the best comment sect...
2021-12-24 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Remember your hot ex? Well, thanks to social media you’re catching up again, and reliving some of the bad old days…😈
I very much enjoyed letting out a bit of my arrogant dom side and dishing out a bit of rough dirty talk… 😂
Much love and naughtiness
💜 🧔🏻💐Matthew
[MDom] [Banter] [Fond but rough name-calling] [Like old days] [Objectification] [For kicks] [A couple of spanks] [Teasing degradation] [In fun]
2021-12-16 21:01:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey! This is a companion piece for last week's Popsicle slurpin' - hope you enjoy all my tongue exercising... 😛
Some tags: [Body Kissing] [3D sound] [Breast kissing] [Cunnilingus] [Virtual SFX] [Labia teasing] [Tongue in vagina] [Immersive sound] [Clit licking] [Urethra tease] [Cum on my face while I masturbate] [Eating at Taco Belle 😝]
Smooches,
Matthew 🧔🏻💜
2021-12-14 21:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey - this is a simple ramble...
Just me and my hand imagining you and your mouth... 😮
and a happy ending for both of us, thanks to your fingers...
Your turn next week, promise!
💜🧔🏻
Smooches,
Matthew
[M4F] How to Give Me the Best Oral Ever [While you masturbate] [Instructional] + [JOI] / [SI] [Mutual orgasms][Teasing me] [Kissing my body] [Handling me] [Blowjob] [Tonsil teasing] [Eating the mic] [Lollipop lovin’] [Sexy snorke...
2021-12-10 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
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This was a real labour of love - the most intense piece of ASMR description I've ever written... and it got published in NZ literary journal Takahē here!)
I really hope it transports and relaxes you!
Smooches,
Matthew
💜🧔🏻💐
2021-12-07 21:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey,
I hope you enjoy this! It's a long, fun - and kinda kinky - ride, I promise!
[Examining you] [Legs in stirrups] [3D Sound] [Restrained] [Medical environment] [Heavy SFX] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Binaural] so [Impregnates you] [Creampie] [Mentions of urethra and cervix] [Breeding] [Giving you my chromosomes ;) ]
2021-12-03 21:00:25 +0000 UTC
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As I was making this ramble, I became aware that not all of my fantasies are coherent - sometimes they jump all over the place and follow the path of whatever’s running through my mind at the time… 😜
I don’t know if yours are like that too sometimes, but hopefully this is enjoyable in its own raw and unique way, anyway!!😅
💜🧔🏻💐Matthew
2021-11-30 21:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey!
🎊Happy Thanksgiving 🎊 to those who are celebrating it!
😁And to everyone else, happy nearly-the-end-of-the-week...
Tonight I’m staying over with you and your extended family for Thanksgiving, posing as your boyfriend so they won’t get on your back about finding a man...😅
Have a fun weekend!
💜🧔🏻💐Matthew
2021-11-25 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Are you afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? 🧣🐺
This Throwback Thursday is in anticipation of a new modernised fairytale coming tomorrow!
And remember there is also 🛌Sleeping Beauty, 🦹🏻♂️Robin Hood, 🧜🏾♀️The Little Mermaid -
This modernised retelling of Little Red Riding Hood involves power-play bargaining for sex, demanding MDom behaviour, implied but only silent consent, a Big/Little (slight DDlg) dynamic, and some very growly wolfy sex.
<...
2021-11-19 20:58:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey -
I hope you enjoy this affirmation sleep-aid. It gets quieter as it goes, so if you want something soft-spoken or whispered to relax to, or fall asleep to, there won't be any surprises..
Thanks again to everyone who contributed to the Inside the Turret folders last week - I'd love to open the folders up for submissions for a few days every month, so keep in mind if you wanna share something for the next update?
Love,
💜🧔🏻💐Matthew
p.s. ...
2021-11-16 21:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey -
This is an ASMR role-play for when you’ve had a shit couple of weeks, the emotions are running high, and you need to be over-the-top pampered and then absolutely monstered 😉
An ASMR/Sleep-aid only version is here: https://youtu.be/ScXxplZ7hQI
Love,
💜🧔🏻💐Matthew
["Bitch"]
2021-11-12 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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If you like unwinding in the bath, maybe you could take me with you? Or if your place doesn’t have a bath, I hope the sound effects will be literally immersive enough to take you there anyway... 😉 🛁
Love and spanks,
💜🧔🏻Matthew
2021-11-05 21:01:00 +0000 UTC
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