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Update

Hey folks, Arthur is sick and so hasn't been able to edit the patreon. We'll post when he's feelin better sorry for the delay.

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Patreon releasing Fridays for now

Howdy dear patrons! Arthur is getting swamped with work and so needs to do the Patreon edit on a different day than main. So Patty episodes will be out Friday for now, just a heads up!

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After Dark #32 International Grill Pill feat. Jeff Barrois

Folks! It's this week's RFTB After Dark where Jeff Barrois from Good Morning Comrade is joining us ~behind the paywall~ and it's good times. 

At the top we discuss the insanity of American individualism and Jeff gives us some insight into the history of that nonsense. Then we take a particularly hunky trip to the sex toy overstock bin for Bargain Humpers and Dono reveals he's had a name holstered for the kink wheel the whole time! And of course, the bees.

Thanks again to Jeff...

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After Dark #31 Government Mandated Blood Weirdo

Folks this week it is a LATE NIGHT EP! We discuss the spookiness that occurs ~after dark~ before getting into an even spookier kink wheel. We find some interesting new technology on our latest adventure as Bargain Humpers and get swarmed by a quiz that I actually like for once.

Thanks for your support folks! And I appreciate all the kind messages after last week, y’all are the best. We hope you’re doin well out there

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After Dark #30 Real Sadboi Hours

Folksss it's been a rough week because of the ol breakup. Thanks for all the nice messages, they helped me rally in the second half of the week! And despite a tendency to not want to talk about this kind of thing I'm tryin to open up more! So we talk about that and then take a refreshing jaunt to the sex toy bargain bin, the kink wheel, and god willing we avoid the bees.

Thanks as always for your support, it means a lot to us especially thru trying times 😩

Hope you're doin alri...

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New eps delayed due to breakup

Hey folks new eps will be out this weekend sometime, had to delay recording cause Dono's having a rough breakup time.

Were gonna make it tho, we love yall

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After Dark #30 Kink Wheel's Runnin Outta Slices feat. Ciarán Dold

Howdy folks, we've got Ciarán Dold with us behind the paywall where we're comin up on the end of the kink wheel. But not yet! Cause we've still got muscles and shoes fetishes to discuss and we sure do. We also take a trip to the sex toy bargain bin and get absolutely blindsided by bees.

Thanks again to Ciarán for sticking around! You can find him on Twitter @CiaranDold and check out his podcast Corner Späti at operationglad.io

And thank you as always for your support! This has ...

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After Dark #29 Who Died Where It Was Funny? feat. Alexander Edward

Howdy Patreon Buckaroos, we hope you're havin a good week out there because we're thrilled to have Alexander Edward from Minion Death Cult behind the paywall with us!

We discuss everyone's favorite hot new word - cringe! - as we take a strange trip to the weekly sexual achievements thread on /r/sex and play a round of never have I ever? Also unfortunate church boners. We also take a jaunt to the click wheel and find a bizarre product choice in the overstock section of the sex shop.

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After Dark #28 All 18 Of Their Tiny Spinning Tongues

Howdy dear patrons and welcome to this week's RFTB After Dark where Arthur has bamboozled me with a string of lies! An alternate history featuring sex doll airships.

Then we get into our usual segments plus the introduction of a new segment - searching the sex to bargain bin. Featuring a spinning wheel of smackers.

Also EA told us we couldn't release our Ass Effect let's play series which sucks cause we had three episodes done and it was a great time. We have our streaming legs no...

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After Dark #27 Paraphilia Deja Vu And The Fleshsack™ feat. Luisa Díez

Ok I think Arthur may have been right about us having already talked about erotic asphyxiation. But that's alright because we have Luisa Díez with us behind the paywall to give her very thoughtful perspective on kink! Arthur also introduces a brand new segment that I think ya'll will enjoy!

Thanks again to Luisa! You can find her on Twitter @luisadieznuts and her podcast Why You Mad?

And thank YOU for being a patron! It means so much to us that you support us doing this thing we ...

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After Dark #26 Topo The Mornin feat. Korla

Howdy gang, we are joined this week by RFTB Discord Magnate™ Korla! 

The sisyphean dual of Itchy and Scratchy, a delirious Dono, and stankin lawns are among our topics of convo before we get into a special Cosmopolitan circa 2002 segment! Then we hit the kink wheel and an unusual quiz swarm variant.

Thanks again to Korla for comin on, this was a very fun time!

And thank you for supporting the show! We love doing this thing and it means a lot to us ❤️

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After Dark #25 Had No Idea It Was A Sex Thing! feat. Jake Flores

Howdy Tote Gang, it's this week's bonus episode! Arthur reviews the holy grail of vibrators, the Hitachi Magic Wand. We talk about opening beers with a fleshlight, sneaky booze holders, shoplifting. We spin the big ol kink wheel and finally, inevitably, more goddamn bees.

Thank you for supporting the show! You're helpin us grow, get cool guests, and just feel good about ourselves tbh! We love you all

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After Dark #24 A Partialism For The Heart

DEAR PATRONS we recorded this AFTER recording for like four hours and so we are both toast. Dono eventually succumbs to chet hanks poisoning RIP 

Thank you for your support though! It is you who allows us to marathon chat and slonk and keeps us goin and we love you very much

ok im going to sleep

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After Dark #23 Why'd You Have To Say That Sessman? feat. Tony Boswell

Welcome behind the paywall where Tony was nice enough to join us to discuss G4, gamer culture 😎, and finally, FINALLY motherfucking giantess kink! Woooooo goddamn we've been waiting to get this one on the wheel so we are double stoked this episode and we hope that energy carries over to you dear patron!

Thank you as always for your support! You help us get cool guests like this AND! You should join us in the RFTB Discord here: 2021-04-22 21:28:56 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #22 We're Goin Down To Fuddruckers To Do Man Stuff!

Greetings dear patrons and buckle in cause this week our new reading series takes us to a particularly incomprehensible post on one of the dumbest subs on reddit, mgtow. We learn that none of these dudes understand evolution, are incapable of self-reflection, and are big ol dorks. I can and will stuff them all in a locker.

We also hit the ol kink wheel for a few spins and find out which famous frog Dono is.

Thanks as always for your support, ya keep us going thru the dark times I ...

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After Dark #21 Jack Torrance Right Thru The Door feat. Vic Berger

Howdy RFTrue Believers! (that's my new patron nickname, I hope you like it) Welcomne to RFTB After Dark where Vic was kind enough to stick around behind the paywall with us for the kink wheel segment! So we do some spins at the top before heading into ye olde quiz swarm and I forget how to end a podcast despite doing this for a million years at this point.

Thank you as always for your support, y'all are the best. It's your support that's allowed us to have so many cool guests and we are...

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Patreon Ep Will Be Up This Afternoon!

Keep an eye out, lil technical difficulties

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After Dark #20 Where My Bobo Honkers At?

THIS WEEK ~behind the paymall~: We honk on bobo, we honk on over to a giantess/vore fansite network (and an unfortunately named blog), spin the wheel and discuss the sensuality of valleys, and find out which American Girl doll Dono is. This also leads us to some startling revelations on the state of the recent AG releases.

Thank you as always for your support - we cracked $100 on Patreon which I cannot believe. This has let us upgrade our recording software, cover our hosting costs, and...

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After Dark #19 That Sounds Like Wook Shit To Me feat. Daddy

Which gift would you choose, dear listener? A fine sock or perhaps a penny or mayhaps a fine sock filled with pennies.

Yes Dylan is here to discuss his many previous appearances, get swarmed by a quiz about what Dylan and Dono are into, and spin the paraphilia wheelia with us where we land on dendrophilia of all things. Among others 🌝

Thank you as always for your support! This is the thing we really love doing and we appreciate you backing us. Hope you're doing alright out ther...

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Bonus Ep Fix

Just fixed the audio for this week's Patreon, there was some editing issues at the end.

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After Dark #18 A Question Box Persisting feat. Aidenarata

Howdy folks, we're stoked to have Aiden Arata on the bonus episode too this week! We got a flood of questions on the main episode and so we continue with the question box before getting into the ol' paraphilia wheelia and a CDC quiz swarm to determine whether Arthur is eligible for vaccination.

Thank you as always for your support! We've picked up a number of new patrons the past few weeks and we're stoked to have you here. Hop in the discord and share music and shitpost with us, we lov...

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After Dark #17 It's A Hard Time In America feat. Katie Rose-Leon

@}-,-`-.-,-`-.  A ROSE FOR ALL THE LADIES IN THE ROOM

this is what happens when I type rose for some reason? I must have had that under a shortcut when I had an iphone but that was like years ago...

Oh hi, didn't see ya there! We've got KRL stickin around behind the paywall this week to discuss LOSS, ohio state, drug laws, and a glorious return to plushophilia-adjacent paraphilias. It's a magical time all the way around.

Thanks for your support folks, it means a lot to ...

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RFTB Discord!

Hey folks puttin a permanent discord invite in here for anyone who wants to join! Have some text chats goin and doin some streams soon, we'd love to have ya

Dono

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After Dark #16 Enumclaw Island feat. Liam Anderson

Folks welcome to our new weekly Patreon schedule and thanks for your support! We were stoked to have Liam on the main show this week and we're extra stoked that he stuck around for the Patreon! So we discuss the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case, aka Mr Hands, and our experiences with shock videos in the mid-2000s. We also spin the ol paraphilia wheelia and subject Dono and Liam to the quiz bees.

Thanks again folks, it's your support that has helped us get awesome guests like Liam! And check out ...

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New Patreon Schedule And Tier!

Howdy folks, important announcement here: you may have heard us mention on the show that we're moving to weekly Patreon eps in a $5 tier.  Basically this stems from an issue with Patreon where payments under $3.50 have like twice the processing fees. On top of that we just want to make more shows as we have grown a lot these past months!

We really appreciate all of you for supporting us from the beginning! If you have any questions or concerns feel free to reach out on here or DM. ...

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After Dark #15 Daft Punk And Princes Who Are Daft Punks

That's right folks we're feelin things bc ol daft punk broke up. Big music for both of us in college and indirectly helped lead to this show!

We also answer a couple surplus questions from the main ep, spin the kink wheel, and have Dono learn his love language by rating disney princes.

Thank you for your support as always and also another heads up - we will be moving to weekly Patreon shows starting next week. The extra two eps will probably be under a $5 tier to get us past the $...

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After Dark #14 Buzzfeet And Goth GF Dono

That's right folks it's valentine's day and as our dates we are taking you to the most romantic place of all: wikifeet! 😍We also spin that kink wheel and of course get hit by a buzzfeed quiz swarm.

Thanks as always for your support, we love you all.

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After Dark #13 The Boozies: A Retrospective On Alcohol

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL RFTB BOOZIES

Idk if this has the mileage to be a yearly awards show BUT we go extra long on this ep talking about drinking in our pasts. In the style of an award show. We had a great time, we hope you do too, and if you're out there strugglin with booze rn we hope this helps in some way.


Thanks as always for your support!

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After Dark #12 Who Else Listening To This In 2020?? feat. Abigail

Oh god I'm listening back to this to write the description and I really overdid the soundboard at the start. I was going ham with power, I apologize. But hey then my partner Abigail is here to help us rate the capitol attack dinguses, take on a quiz swarm, and spin that wheel. Thanks as always for your support, we appreciate you and we hope you're doin alright

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After Dark #11 Holiday Purgatory feat. Aidenarata

Howdy folks, sorry for the delay we had some tech issues so the audio quality is a little off on this one. We're almost through the holidays though goddamnit and we have Aiden with us to talk temporal purgatory, spin the kink wheel, and crack some big funnies.

Thanks as always for your support and we hope you're doing alright out there <3

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