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After Dark #106 Sound Off In The Comments feat. Violet Valentine

Welcome dear patrons, we've got Violet Valentine back with us behind the paywall and we're already inventing a porn game streaming platform! And of course we're also answering reddit questions - we've got a long distance bf swimmin with a gal and making you jealous, we've got a bf who won't cook anything but hamburger helper, and we've got some dang good dating advice. Plus a sounding special on an all new Bargain Humpers.

Thanks again to Violet for joining us! Find her and l...

Bonus tomorrow

We delayed this week, keep an eye out for bonus tonight or tomorrow!

After Dark #105 I'm More Normal Than I've Ever Been feat. Bryan Quinby

Yea the kanye nazi shit had just happened when we recorded this and so we had to talk about it too. With Bryan Quinby from Street Fight! We discuss that nightmare, manic episodes generally and our encounters with em, and of course we get into Reddit questions. Plus! We dive into "rudeness on the rise" with an article written by a human LinkedIn post. It's a hoot!

Thanks again to Bryan for joining us! Find him and his stuff on Twitter @murderxbryan and listen to Street Fight R...

After Dark #104 Lesbian Gin Bisexual & Tonic

Sip check! Nap check! The moving slog continues, we are exhausted, but we're havin a great time behind the paywall this week with new digs and the premiere of Finsleigh. Then? Reddit! We talk ass-to-mouth, mystery underwear, and how to handle moving in together in a house one partner owns. And finally, the return of Henrietta who has become no less unhinged.

Thanks as always for your support we love yall and we'd love to hear from ya! Join the Discord here: 2022-12-01 21:20:06 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #103 Rudeness On The Rise! feat. Alexander Edward

Gobble gobble gang, happy thanksgiving. I'm finally done moving, my body is exhausted, and it's thanky day. And what better way to celebrate than a bonus episode with Alex from Minion Death Cult!

We talk salvia, hand turkeys, and the hat man before getting into reddit questions. Then, Forbes teaches us how to avoid political convos at the thanky day table. And rudeness is on the rise??? Buckle in.

Thanks again to Alex for joining us, hear him on Minion Death ...

After Dark #102 Facefucking Henry Hoover

Buckle in, sweet sweet patrons, we are ON ONE! We're BOTH MOVING! This week is CHAOS we are FRAZZLED! And it's great energy somehow we're on a roll here. We talk flaming Leno, Da Vinki Twins, Dave Chapelle sucking ass, our new places, and then all kinds of reddit questions. Plus a reading series on "what not to masturbate with" dredges up some nightmares from our pasts.

Thanks for supporting the show as always, we love y'all and we'd love to hear from you! So hop in the ol Di...

Double Moving Time Good Lord

Audrey and I are both moving so things are chaotic this week and the bonus is gonna be a little late. But we're about to both have way better recording space so we're very stoked :)

Anyways keep an eye out, should be up Friday or Saturday

We love you thanks bye

After Dark #101 Doing Our Civic Duty feat. Sandy Frizzle

Hey I'm casting my ballot over here! Welcome behind the paywall gang where this week we're very excited to have Sandy Frizzle with us! We talk voting experiences, answer a whole slew of reddit questions, and learn all about #softcockweek and hey we might even be doing an episode as part of it? All this and more this week, let's fucking goooo

And thank you as always for your support folks, we appreciate you very much! Come chat with us in the Discord here: 2022-11-10 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #100 THE PATREON CENTENNIAL

Holy smokes a hundred bonus episodes! We're celebrating! Big thanks to you, dear patrons, it feels very good to have so much support from so many cool people, we couldn't do it without ya! And so we're talkin christmas season improvements for Audrey, no more low ceilings for Dono, and of course reddit questions. Plus incredible copy from a local Chicago sex shop!

And as always - join the Discord here we'd love to hear from ya: 2022-11-04 02:47:56 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #99 Toothsome Terror feat. Jim E Brown

Wooo happy Halloween folks! And what's spookier than jolly old England? Cause we're joined behind the paywall by the musical mastermind Jim E Brown to discuss heartbreak, alcoholism, mice copulation, and to answer reddit questions about the haunted island that is the United Kingdom.

Follow Jim E on Twitter and Instagram, find his music and videos on Youtube, and keep an eye out for US show dates!

After Dark #98 You Can Fist, Of Course You Can Foot!

Alright scheduling mixup this week ended in a delayed dry folks, folks, but we're here! We've got dating updates! And we've got a bunch of reddit questions including advice on how to handle squirt mess and a boredom kink GONE TOO FAR!

Thanks for your support, we love y'all and we'd love to hear from ya, hit the Discord here: https://discord.gg/YaEH5eXygV

Delays Malaise

Bonus is gonna be a lil late this week due to a disaster at the scheduling factory, but just gotta edit the sucker now so keep an eye out!

After Dark #97 On The Clock Teledildonics

That's what we're up to this week, dear patrons! Buzzin from afar. Plus a whole slew of reddit questions, a trip to the bargain bin reveals some bizarre tongue hardware, and an off the beaten path to an etsy page for off the wall beaters! And I have an actual real life review. We're glad you're with us!

Thanks as always for your support folks, ya mean the world to us and we'd love to hear from you! Join our cool lil Discord community here: 2022-10-13 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

After Dark #96 God's Plan feat. Maria Guido

Fooooolks we've got Maria with us behind the paywall and we're talkin about hookups who look like Drake and the D-man himself! And also some great times we've had recently including Dono's dang good date day and some solo self-appreciation times. And then reddit questions!

What do you do when your partner is kinda just doing impreg kink? How to support your brother when the family has turned against him? And what IS a butt plug?? And a quiz, and more, it's a great time this w...

After Dark #95 Do I Blush? feat. Alina

Woah, a Dono partner? In MY After Dark? It's more likely than ya think cause my lovely girlfriend Alina is with us! We talk test kitchen and learn what the Try Guys are before getting into some reddit Qs!

New partner wants a threesome with old partner but hasn't mentioned anything about wanting a poly situation? Partner's mom walked in on ya gettin pegged? Bf being weird about tasting his own cum? All this and more and then we read some absolutely incredible jewish erotica as...

After Dark #94 Our Incomplete Masterwork

Please tell us if you can help complete this bit, we're so close! And also we're doin a lot better this week folks, Dono found a therapist, Audrey's new job is going well, and so we're rip roaring to answer Reddit Qs! Including a gf jerking off to her partner's sweaty clothes and a fella with an addiction to cam models. And more! Plus a sex toy that is probably legit unsafe.

Thanks as always for your support folks, ya mean the world to us! And we'd love to hear from ya, hop i...

After Dark #93 That Hunk Looks Like Shit

Hooooowee we're in the goof zone this week. We've got fish, we've got a brand new sequel segment, and a hell of a quiz with some very inaccurate results regarding our porn habits. Also reddit questions! Including a shithead who needs to stick with the breakup because nothing has changed and also an open-phone policy that sounds insane to us. But hey you be the judge!

Thanks as always for your support folks it means a whole lot cause we love making this thing, sometimes it hea...

#92 Kegeled In Half feat. Amber Rollo

Foooolks it's an all new bonus ep and Dono has some butt-related, personal-ass, hard-kegeling news. It's wild. And we've got Amber Rollo back with us to discuss! We also talk how to get people to leave when you're hosting, answer a whole bevvy of Reddit Qs, and review a sex toy that promises only the best body parts. What a deal!

Thanks for your support as always, we love y'all and we hope you're doing well out there

Late episodes this week

Howdy patrons, episodes will likely not be out til tomorrow as it's Audrey's last day with her partner in town and she needs to focus on that ❤️

Bonus is a banger this week though so keep an eye out!

After Dark #91 You Stupid Scary Fuck feat. Korla

Woooo the podcast must heal! Rough day for Dono but Korla is in studio with Audrey! And by our powers combined we get to a good goofy place on this one.

We discuss the limits of the ol d/s bj anytime/anywhere agreement, whether partner nudes are like old school nudie mags, remind shitty dudes everywhere that all labia colors are great, and more!

And hey check out Audrey and Korla's new show Data Transfer!

Thank you for your support folks, you...

After Dark #90 Deadlift Your Partner feat. Olive @old_lotion

Fooooolks we've got Olive behind the paywall this week and we're talking all kinds of hot topics! Dono's got gender euphoria, Audrey's got her gf comin to town, Olive gives piercing advice, and then we take a crack at some solid reddit questions. Girl too tall? Wrong, you're too weak! Dick riding advice, a bad relationship, and more, it's a whole hootenanny up here.

Thanks again to Olive for joining us! Find her on Twitter @old_lotion she's great people

And t...

After Dark #89 Zombified

This is a heck of a week folks, Audrey is moving and figuring out work shit, Dono is processing some intense feelings, and we found a whole catalog of Sims 4 penis add-ons. What a time to be alive! But the show must go on because we love doin it and we love y'all.

We talk a bit about what we're goin thru before answering some delightful reddit questions including a real weird high comment and a wild forced orgasm session outta nowhere!

Thank you as always for...

After Dark #88 Have You Gotten Off??? feat. Haus of Decline

I know when I tear up laughing during recording that the episode's gonna be a banger and this is one of those cases, Patrons! Cause we're stoked to have Alex from Haus of Decline with! It's riff city with Alex before we get into some Reddit questions and then find out how to get horny FAST thanks to the fine folks at Cosmo. Shenanigans abound!

Thanks as always for your support folks, we very very much appreciate you! As I said on the show DM us for a sticker and join the Disc...

After Dark #87 Bringing Chips Into The Bedroom feat. Kumars Salehi

Howdy Patrons, we've got Kumars behind the paywall this week to help us navigate the treacherous seas of reddit. Look there! A fin?? No, just a whole bunch of questions including insecurity after pegging, an overly polite sex partner, and finding out a new partner is currently in rehab. And also a Henrietta quiz.

Thanks again to Kumars for joining us! Find him on Twitter @KumarsSalehi and check out his show Delete Your Account!

And thank you as always Patrons...

I am once again telling you we will mail you a sticker!

Dm us if ya haven't yet :)

After Dark #86 Bondage Owl feat. Daddy

Howdy Patrons, just here at the top we've got a TW for assault at about 42:00 until 50:00

The rest of the ep we're in riff city before getting into a very goofy bargain bin, episode art very related.

Thank you as always for your support, it means a lot to us! Hop in the Discord if you haven't we'd love to have ya: https://discord.gg/YaEH5eXygV

After Dark #85 ...LOVE

Folks, we're in a pretty good fkn place this week. Your hosts are lost in the love sauce and can't wait to share it with you. We play a lil ping-pong at the top, then we answer some GD Reddit Qs!

Do you need closure by way of an email to your ex's mom? Why do you need that? Should you get treatment for your totally curable STI? Why wouldn't you do that? Does it mean anything when he puts his hands on your hips when you're riding? Why would that mean anything???

Then we do anothe...

#84 Tip Damage feat. Liam and Rin

"Audrey, why did you just say Tip Damage in the chat?" Cuz it's the friggin episode title, Liam.

Liam and Rin join us from the main feed to yuk it up about spinster cat ladies with annoying bils and sils, guillotine-ass gorilla-grip-ass pussy, childhood memorabilia, and the need to take sides when you're young and in love.

Then we talk about the thing pictured in the artwork. Boy Howdy!


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After Dark #83 Monologuing And Also Jerking Off feat. Rax King

Fooooolks it's Spicy July and we're very stoked to have Rax King returning for the bonus! We have some rat chat (defending their status as lil guys) before tackling questions from the world's premier website reddit.com. We've got a very suspicious question, a guy navigating a partner's insecurity in the worst possible way, and many more. Plus an RFTB reading series on what to do if you get caught cranking it (just make a system!)

Thanks again to Rax for joining us, she is tru...

After Dark #82 Not Up To Gump

Goddamn it to be home with my mic and my Picky. And you patrons! We've got a heck of an episode this week with a new movie quote quiz for Audrey but also a bit of a somber turn towards the end with a question on putting down a pet. Def made us sad at least. Anyway if you want to skip that part it starts at 31:00 and ends at 48:30.

Thank ya as always for your support folks! We very much appreciate ya and we have some good guests lined up now that I'm back home so keep an eye o...